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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Can you slide yourself smoothly into the tight little space? All lined up neatly? Or do you hit the sides?
Innuendoes aside, I'm actually pretty good. Except when I crash into things occasionally.
How good are you at parking?
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I consider myself to be fairly good but I sometimes get nervous with tight parallel parking. When you're at risk of hitting a car onnthe opposite side if you swing out too far but obviously also don't want to git either of the cars you're parking between. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you get your Smart car into a parking space big enough for a Juggernaut do you give yourself a high 5 OP ? "
Soooo cheeky lol. I don't have a smart car, it's an SUV so it's pretty tricky to park I'll have you know. I've only crashed 6 times  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you get your Smart car into a parking space big enough for a Juggernaut do you give yourself a high 5 OP ?
Soooo cheeky lol. I don't have a smart car, it's an SUV so it's pretty tricky to park I'll have you know. I've only crashed 6 times "
This week. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I consider myself to be fairly good but I sometimes get nervous with tight parallel parking. When you're at risk of hitting a car onnthe opposite side if you swing out too far but obviously also don't want to git either of the cars you're parking between. "
Especially when the person behind you is sat there revving impatiently |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm pretty good now.
When i was learning, almost 30 years ago, I'd get a queue of old ladies, sitting in their cars angrily waiting for me to move, as i attempted to park.. knowing they could do a much better job than me . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you get your Smart car into a parking space big enough for a Juggernaut do you give yourself a high 5 OP ?
Soooo cheeky lol. I don't have a smart car, it's an SUV so it's pretty tricky to park I'll have you know. I've only crashed 6 times
This week. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm pretty good now.
When i was learning, almost 30 years ago, I'd get a queue of old ladies, sitting in their cars angrily waiting for me to move, as i attempted to park.. knowing they could do a much better job than me ."
Gosh you have a young looking face. Lucky you |
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"If nobody is watching I'm excellent. If there's anyone within a mile of me I'm rubbish"
When I first passed my test and got my first car I had to parallel park while still getting used to the new car and I did it in about 20 moves and stalled a few times and someone on the street actually laughed at me  . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If nobody is watching I'm excellent. If there's anyone within a mile of me I'm rubbish
When I first passed my test and got my first car I had to parallel park while still getting used to the new car and I did it in about 20 moves and stalled a few times and someone on the street actually laughed at me . "
Oh that's mean (but kinda funny too)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you slide yourself smoothly into the tight little space? All lined up neatly? Or do you hit the sides?
Innuendoes aside, I'm actually pretty good. Except when I crash into things occasionally.
How good are you at parking?
Xx"
Yeah I'm really good at parking. Used to sell cars, so would be moving cars in and around the showroom and forecourt in a regular basis.
Got 20/20 vision too, so that helps. (or at least I did 4 years ago when I last checked)  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"If nobody is watching I'm excellent. If there's anyone within a mile of me I'm rubbish"
I'm like that to! In fact if there are people around I will find another space.
When I was younger I reversed out of a space at the same time as someone in the next row behind. They were obviously in my blind spot because when I tried to pull off our cars had locked bumpers somehow. Anyway he (I assumed) carried on and pulled my bumper off. Ever since then I've been really careful in supermarket car parks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you drive a huge estate you have two options. The one I go with is be good at parking. The one her ladyship goes with is get out the car and ask me to park 
Front and rear parking sensors are however a massive bonus but have sadly led to me rarely bothering now to put my arm over the passenger seat to look behind. 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you drive a huge estate you have two options. The one I go with is be good at parking. The one her ladyship goes with is get out the car and ask me to park
Front and rear parking sensors are however a massive bonus but have sadly led to me rarely bothering now to put my arm over the passenger seat to look behind.
Mr"
Haha her approach is brilliant |
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"If nobody is watching I'm excellent. If there's anyone within a mile of me I'm rubbish
When I first passed my test and got my first car I had to parallel park while still getting used to the new car and I did it in about 20 moves and stalled a few times and someone on the street actually laughed at me .
Oh that's mean (but kinda funny too) "
Yeah! I was mortified at the time though. To be fair though when I got out the car I saw that the space was actually fairly big . |
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"Can you slide yourself smoothly into the tight little space? All lined up neatly? Or do you hit the sides?
Innuendoes aside, I'm actually pretty good. Except when I crash into things occasionally.
How good are you at parking?
Xx"
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I'm a Londoner. We're a breed apart. We can park on a postage stamp! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If nobody is watching I'm excellent. If there's anyone within a mile of me I'm rubbish
I'm like that to! In fact if there are people around I will find another space.
When I was younger I reversed out of a space at the same time as someone in the next row behind. They were obviously in my blind spot because when I tried to pull off our cars had locked bumpers somehow. Anyway he (I assumed) carried on and pulled my bumper off. Ever since then I've been really careful in supermarket car parks!"
If they drove off, chances are they were uninsured or just so incredibly bad at driving that they didn't realise. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If nobody is watching I'm excellent. If there's anyone within a mile of me I'm rubbish
When I first passed my test and got my first car I had to parallel park while still getting used to the new car and I did it in about 20 moves and stalled a few times and someone on the street actually laughed at me .
Oh that's mean (but kinda funny too)
Yeah! I was mortified at the time though. To be fair though when I got out the car I saw that the space was actually fairly big ."
Haha that's funny |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That’s a bit like asking any male on here are you great at oral, have you got a big cock, are you a heavy cummer and stayer…YES of course.."
Haha you men and your egos |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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Yes, have had enough practice.
I love parking into a spot using the reflection of a shop window. The person sat in the car behind doesn't. All they can see is you looking at a shop window.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m a pretty good parker, I’ve also reversed a horse trailer into a space with 6 inches skate either side, and driven a 7.5 tonne lorry (yes, I was scared the first time ) |
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By *wentMan
over a year ago
blackpool |
"Yes, have had enough practice.
I love parking into a spot using the reflection of a shop window. The person sat in the car behind doesn't. All they can see is you looking at a shop window.... "
Decent but I always will
Park in the easier space as think the time taking to park in a small space when other spaces available. |
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"Can you slide yourself smoothly into the tight little space? All lined up neatly? Or do you hit the sides?
Innuendoes aside, I'm actually pretty good. Except when I crash into things occasionally.
How good are you at parking?Xx"
never had a bump while parking since I started driving in 1988, and I've done thousands and thousands of miles since then, so I'd say I'm ok. |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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"Yes, have had enough practice.
I love parking into a spot using the reflection of a shop window. The person sat in the car behind doesn't. All they can see is you looking at a shop window....
Decent but I always will
Park in the easier space as think the time taking to park in a small space when other spaces available. "
Yeah, I take that approach parking in a supermarket. It's quicker to go up to the top part than fart about squeezing into a spot. It's always someone with a big assed car!  |
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"If nobody is watching I'm excellent. If there's anyone within a mile of me I'm rubbish
When I first passed my test and got my first car I had to parallel park while still getting used to the new car and I did it in about 20 moves and stalled a few times and someone on the street actually laughed at me . "
. I was reversing into my friends drive last week and it took me about four goes. She was roaring with laughter while not helping me at all. |
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"I’m a pretty good parker, I’ve also reversed a horse trailer into a space with 6 inches skate either side, and driven a 7.5 tonne lorry (yes, I was scared the first time )"
Is it strange that I'm slightly aroused about this |
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"If nobody is watching I'm excellent. If there's anyone within a mile of me I'm rubbish
I'm like that to! In fact if there are people around I will find another space.
When I was younger I reversed out of a space at the same time as someone in the next row behind. They were obviously in my blind spot because when I tried to pull off our cars had locked bumpers somehow. Anyway he (I assumed) carried on and pulled my bumper off. Ever since then I've been really careful in supermarket car parks!"
Oh! Did they leave your bumper behind? |
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"I’m a pretty good parker, I’ve also reversed a horse trailer into a space with 6 inches skate either side, and driven a 7.5 tonne lorry (yes, I was scared the first time )
Is it strange that I'm slightly aroused about this "
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Jodhpurs, leather boots n whips… not at all |
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"I’m a pretty good parker, I’ve also reversed a horse trailer into a space with 6 inches skate either side, and driven a 7.5 tonne lorry (yes, I was scared the first time )
Is it strange that I'm slightly aroused about this .
Jodhpurs, leather boots n whips… not at all"
It was more the reversing the trailer and 7.5 ton lorry part 
I live with horsey women so I'm used to the jodphurs etc |
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By *tue555Man
over a year ago
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"Yes, have had enough practice.
I love parking into a spot using the reflection of a shop window. The person sat in the car behind doesn't. All they can see is you looking at a shop window....
Decent but I always will
Park in the easier space as think the time taking to park in a small space when other spaces available.
Yeah, I take that approach parking in a supermarket. It's quicker to go up to the top part than fart about squeezing into a spot. It's always someone with a big assed car! "
Stop dissing my car I was there first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m a pretty good parker, I’ve also reversed a horse trailer into a space with 6 inches skate either side, and driven a 7.5 tonne lorry (yes, I was scared the first time )
Is it strange that I'm slightly aroused about this .
Jodhpurs, leather boots n whips… not at all
It was more the reversing the trailer and 7.5 ton lorry part
I live with horsey women so I'm used to the jodphurs etc "
You’re not the first . You should have seen it when I pulled into the lorry park at the services |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m pretty good at reverse & parallel parking.. I too have an SUV and find it much easier in a big car than a small one..
I’m fucking ace at motorway driving though… everyone else on the road however is crap.. I swear a lot at middle lane drivers.. |
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By *tue555Man
over a year ago
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"I’m pretty good at reverse & parallel parking.. I too have an SUV and find it much easier in a big car than a small one..
I’m fucking ace at motorway driving though… everyone else on the road however is crap.. I swear a lot at middle lane drivers.. "
Gold member of MLOC? (Middle Lane Owners Club) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m pretty good at reverse & parallel parking.. I too have an SUV and find it much easier in a big car than a small one..
I’m fucking ace at motorway driving though… everyone else on the road however is crap.. I swear a lot at middle lane drivers..
Gold member of MLOC? (Middle Lane Owners Club)"
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"I’m a pretty good parker, I’ve also reversed a horse trailer into a space with 6 inches skate either side, and driven a 7.5 tonne lorry (yes, I was scared the first time )
Is it strange that I'm slightly aroused about this .
Jodhpurs, leather boots n whips… not at all
It was more the reversing the trailer and 7.5 ton lorry part
I live with horsey women so I'm used to the jodphurs etc
You’re not the first . You should have seen it when I pulled into the lorry park at the services "
You big tease 
How many is your box stalled for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m pretty good at reverse & parallel parking.. I too have an SUV and find it much easier in a big car than a small one..
I’m fucking ace at motorway driving though… everyone else on the road however is crap.. I swear a lot at middle lane drivers..
Gold member of MLOC? (Middle Lane Owners Club)"
The bane of my life…. Just move the fuck over & get out of my way.. 4 lane motorways has just given them more lanes to potter in! |
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I'm very good at parking. I have to use only one hand on the steering wheel, because my clutch is operated via a little lever on my gear stick (it's finger operated). I can parallel park my car in spaces with mm to spare and always park in the middle of the lines |
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"I’m pretty good at reverse & parallel parking.. I too have an SUV and find it much easier in a big car than a small one..
I’m fucking ace at motorway driving though… everyone else on the road however is crap.. I swear a lot at middle lane drivers..
Gold member of MLOC? (Middle Lane Owners Club)
The bane of my life…. Just move the fuck over & get out of my way.. 4 lane motorways has just given them more lanes to potter in! "
Lol pet hate of mine also
A 3 or 4 lane motorway reduced to a one lane over taking death trap.
One lane for driving the first lane, the other lanes are for over taking. I just undertake them on the driving lane. Mwahh
Love and peace but get out of my way. |
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I’m the worst Parker ever! I mean absolutely terrible! It gives me palpitations even thinking about it! And for those that think dyslexia is just about an inability to spell, oh no!!! Shite parking ability can also be a part of it! I’m proof of that one haha. Miss pc |
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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago
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A lifetime as a professional driver means I'm generally excellent at parking, though that's tempting fate I'm sure. I always reverse park, and usually aim for end-of-row spaces in car parks, as far away from other cars as possible! Despite my current car being slightly smaller I actually find it slightly harder to park than the one I had before, though thankfully it has a reverse camera to help. |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
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"A lifetime as a professional driver means I'm generally excellent at parking, though that's tempting fate I'm sure. I always reverse park, and usually aim for end-of-row spaces in car parks, as far away from other cars as possible! Despite my current car being slightly smaller I actually find it slightly harder to park than the one I had before, though thankfully it has a reverse camera to help. "
as a profesional driver am the same after throwning large vehicles into small spaces find parking cars a doddle wonder if its the parking cam thats throwing you out ? Spare van at work has one no longer use it just rely on mirrors
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes I’m very good at parking it and I love to smash it … and girls love how wide my Mercedes is , and yes all walls fucked all way up… shutters , back gate totally destroyed , spilled oil everywhere … neighbours screaming and kicking off of the noise you making ,
6 am police on road , blue beacons every where ,
Fuck off , sun glasses , hit it …. Shops like nothing happened , came back home and just park the car again with a nice drink for my Julie |
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"I can parallel park on the left with no problems - I'm right handed. Doing it on the right side of the road is still a challenge! Anyone else find this?"
I think that is probably fairly common as we usually park in the left due to driving on the left so we just get more practice in that side. |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I’m pretty good at reverse & parallel parking.. I too have an SUV and find it much easier in a big car than a small one..
I’m fucking ace at motorway driving though… everyone else on the road however is crap.. I swear a lot at middle lane drivers.. "
Omg! We both do this as well! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am pretty good at parking...driving around Edinburgh you get used to parking in tiny spaces
I love watching people parking their cars, the sights you see |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve slid into some really tight gaps in the past
Im pretty good, not so perfect with a reverse around the corner. But my parallel parking is pretty damn good guess work |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"My mum thinks my reverse parking is amazing but only because she hates reverse parking
What do the people who’s cars you parked next too think of of your parking "
I have no dents so I think they approve  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My mum thinks my reverse parking is amazing but only because she hates reverse parking
What do the people who’s cars you parked next too think of of your parking
I have no dents so I think they approve "
Just watch our for those kerbs, they're sneaky buggers |
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