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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago
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Ask . Single, engaged , living with someone, married. If no to all. Say you have pulled get your coat.  .
I have not done. Do know someone who did at pubs , clubs etc. Yes some kick on shins, face slap and told to F off. But he did get some results.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Probably better to do pre-Covid times, but go up to someone, lick your thumb and wipe on their top, lick your thumb and wipe on your own top and say:
Why don't we get out of these wet clothes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you fancy coming back to mine for a pizza and a fuck……
She looks at you horrified
Don’t worry its okay, if you don’t like pizza we can order a Chinese |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guy messaged me with this one on a dating site.
Do you know what you’ve got in common with a washing machine?
I’d put a full load inside you both "
Did it work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you know your eyes are like spanners..
Because everyone I look into them my nuts tighten.
Disclaimer... I've never used it but I once heard it being used and found it hilarious.
It also worked.
Lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guy messaged me with this one on a dating site.
Do you know what you’ve got in common with a washing machine?
I’d put a full load inside you both
Did it work
Nope  "
I bet he wished he'd have tried a bit harder !  |
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