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Happy f****ing birthday Tuberose
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Many Happy returns to the one and only Tuberose. She was expecting a sweary birthday message but I thought I would cobble this together instead. I do believe she requested one a while back.
Rose, you may be interested (or not) to know that you share your birthday with:
Henri Nestlé (1814) German-Swiss industrialist and chocolate genius.
William Harnett (1848) Irish-American painter.
William Willett (1856) British inventor of Daylight Saving Time.
Herbert Hoover (1874) 31st US President, didn’t like a drink on his birthday.
Irene Steer (1889) 4 X 100m relay swimmers (Olympic gold 1912).
Leo Fender (1909) guitar design hero.
Jimmy Dean (1928) Was he ever on the cover of a magazine?
Baroness Butler-Sloss (1933) Got to love a strong lady.
Antonio Banderas, (1960) everyone’s favourite swashbuckling pussy cat.
Lawrence Dallaglio (1972), a right flanker.
Kylie Jenner (1997) never heard of her.
And rather apt Rose, the number one single on the day you were born was The Winner Takes It All by ABBA
There you go, happy fucking birthday |
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"Is Banderas popping out of my bday cake ?
Yes, on cam in the directing room I believe. In a leopard print thong. "
I was hoping for a very slippery skint towel. Its good it's a directing room. |
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"Is Banderas popping out of my bday cake ?
Can I have a piece, please?!
Happy nocturnal birthday (again)!"
Of Banderas? I will need all the help I can get I think
Thanks all. I won't clog with individual thanks. But I'll message |
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"Happy Birthday Tuberose x
Roses are Red
Blueberries aren't blue
This thread is sweary !
Happy Birthday, F**k You "
I'm not bumping 3 threads whole day but thanks so much) x |
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"Many Happy returns to the one and only Tuberose. She was expecting a sweary birthday message but I thought I would cobble this together instead. I do believe she requested one a while back.
Rose, you may be interested (or not) to know that you share your birthday with:
Henri Nestlé (1814) German-Swiss industrialist and chocolate genius.
William Harnett (1848) Irish-American painter.
William Willett (1856) British inventor of Daylight Saving Time.
Herbert Hoover (1874) 31st US President, didn’t like a drink on his birthday.
Irene Steer (1889) 4 X 100m relay swimmers (Olympic gold 1912).
Leo Fender (1909) guitar design hero.
Jimmy Dean (1928) Was he ever on the cover of a magazine?
Baroness Butler-Sloss (1933) Got to love a strong lady.
Antonio Banderas, (1960) everyone’s favourite swashbuckling pussy cat.
Lawrence Dallaglio (1972), a right flanker.
Kylie Jenner (1997) never heard of her.
And rather apt Rose, the number one single on the day you were born was The Winner Takes It All by ABBA
There you go, happy fucking birthday "
U had me in stitches with Kylie Jenner comment
ANYWAY. Tuberose!!! Happy birthday my lovely xxx |
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"Many Happy returns to the one and only Tuberose. She was expecting a sweary birthday message but I thought I would cobble this together instead. I do believe she requested one a while back.
Rose, you may be interested (or not) to know that you share your birthday with:
Henri Nestlé (1814) German-Swiss industrialist and chocolate genius.
William Harnett (1848) Irish-American painter.
William Willett (1856) British inventor of Daylight Saving Time.
Herbert Hoover (1874) 31st US President, didn’t like a drink on his birthday.
Irene Steer (1889) 4 X 100m relay swimmers (Olympic gold 1912).
Leo Fender (1909) guitar design hero.
Jimmy Dean (1928) Was he ever on the cover of a magazine?
Baroness Butler-Sloss (1933) Got to love a strong lady.
Antonio Banderas, (1960) everyone’s favourite swashbuckling pussy cat.
Lawrence Dallaglio (1972), a right flanker.
Kylie Jenner (1997) never heard of her.
And rather apt Rose, the number one single on the day you were born was The Winner Takes It All by ABBA
There you go, happy fucking birthday
U had me in stitches with Kylie Jenner comment
ANYWAY. Tuberose!!! Happy birthday my lovely xxx "
Same |
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