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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was shooting some content with a girl I met on tinder (she was also a creator) and she brought this pretty large dildo with her, me being my cheeky self thought it would be a good idea to put the dildo on my big dumb bald ass head, next thing you know I'm trying to get the thing off and it leaves a huge red mark on my head, needless to say I had to wear a hat for the entire video |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One of those "had to be there" moments?
Got a photo of the dildo on my head on my profile  "
Now that's better! Top it off with a picture of the red mark it left! 
I'd have tried to fuck her with it while it was stuck on my head. |
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"One of those "had to be there" moments?
Got a photo of the dildo on my head on my profile
Now that's better! Top it off with a picture of the red mark it left!
I'd have tried to fuck her with it while it was stuck on my head."
Hahahaha I didn't get that picture but you're more than welcome to put one on your own head and see the outcome  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One of those "had to be there" moments?
Got a photo of the dildo on my head on my profile
Now that's better! Top it off with a picture of the red mark it left!
I'd have tried to fuck her with it while it was stuck on my head.
Hahahaha I didn't get that picture but you're more than welcome to put one on your own head and see the outcome "
We have the same "haircut" so I might just try it sometime! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"One of those "had to be there" moments?
Got a photo of the dildo on my head on my profile
Lol like a unicorn horn "
Charlie the unicorn, haven't watched that in years |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I did something similar with a baby rattle with a big suction cup at its base ...the lovebite it left hurt like fuck ...and I had to walk around looking like Ziggy stardust for a week  "
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