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What type of cum announcer are you?
Are you a very vocal ‘I’m cumming, I’m cumming’?
Do you just give off a ‘aaggghhhh’?
Perhaps you just pull a funny face?
Or do your toes curl involuntary like jesters shoes?
Well then? How do you cum?
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over a year ago
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I find a hand written telegram works really well beforehand announcing that I will indeed be cumming at some involuntary moment in the evening with or without warning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,...... |
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"I find a hand written telegram works really well beforehand announcing that I will indeed be cumming at some involuntary moment in the evening with or without warning"
Sometimes even before the event has started  |
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"He rings a small bell beside the bed.
I heard you only like small bell ends 
Exactly! I like the tinkling sound it makes.
That’s just his balls tinkling together 
Ooo how musical! "
So are you a bell ringer?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I usually announce it tbh, but only because I'm into it. They'd know either way
Announce as in ‘I’m cumming’ or any of the others above? "
Reflecting on it, it's probably "oh my god I'm cumming" more often than not |
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"He rings a small bell beside the bed.
I heard you only like small bell ends
Exactly! I like the tinkling sound it makes.
That’s just his balls tinkling together
Ooo how musical!
So are you a bell ringer? "
Yes! I'm great at tugging on it rhythmically until I get a big DONG! |
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"I usually announce it tbh, but only because I'm into it. They'd know either way
Announce as in ‘I’m cumming’ or any of the others above?
Reflecting on it, it's probably "oh my god I'm cumming" more often than not"
Is as good as any other announcement |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I go quiet because I hold my breath!
So you’ve never had your breath taken away then?
You’re obviously doing it wrong then "
Nope, you're obviously being obtuse.
The French have a term for it, which is La Petite-Mort. |
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"He rings a small bell beside the bed.
I heard you only like small bell ends
Exactly! I like the tinkling sound it makes.
That’s just his balls tinkling together
Ooo how musical!
So are you a bell ringer?
Yes! I'm great at tugging on it rhythmically until I get a big DONG! "
Thank you. I’ve just cum |
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"I go quiet because I hold my breath!
So you’ve never had your breath taken away then?
You’re obviously doing it wrong then
Nope, you're obviously being obtuse.
The French have a term for it, which is La Petite-Mort."
Can you have those with french fries? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I find a hand written telegram works really well beforehand announcing that I will indeed be cumming at some involuntary moment in the evening with or without warning
Sometimes even before the event has started "
Have to give enough warning so they have a chance to hide |
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"He rings a small bell beside the bed.
I heard you only like small bell ends
Exactly! I like the tinkling sound it makes.
That’s just his balls tinkling together
Ooo how musical!
So are you a bell ringer?
Yes! I'm great at tugging on it rhythmically until I get a big DONG!
Thank you. I’ve just cum "
Was it like big ben on NYE? |
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"He rings a small bell beside the bed.
I heard you only like small bell ends
Exactly! I like the tinkling sound it makes.
That’s just his balls tinkling together
Ooo how musical!
So are you a bell ringer?
Yes! I'm great at tugging on it rhythmically until I get a big DONG!
Thank you. I’ve just cum
Was it like big ben on NYE? "
Yes cause Big Bens fucked at the minute |
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"I cum and then look at the final moments of Snow Jizz And The Seven Horny Dwarfs and as I close the laptop screen I question why am I like this? "
You’re Sleazy.
Or is that the name of one of the dwarfs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As Sirs sub I have to ask for permission so that's my announcement
I hate it if he say yes on the count of 10 and counts down in a controlled manner
Hhhhmmmm, this is an interesting one "
Typical of me I have to be different lol  |
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"He rings a small bell beside the bed.
I heard you only like small bell ends
Exactly! I like the tinkling sound it makes.
That’s just his balls tinkling together
Ooo how musical!
So are you a bell ringer?
Yes! I'm great at tugging on it rhythmically until I get a big DONG!
Thank you. I’ve just cum
Was it like big ben on NYE?
Yes cause Big Bens fucked at the minute "
Oh... Awkward... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have an image of the train station announcers in my head now, thanks OP"
cum arriving at platform face is not going slow at all please shut eyes and open mouth and stick tongue out  |
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"I'm an announcer. Sometimes with a few expletives, definitely with few arrrhs.
I’ve seen the video 
It's a pretty hot vid...if I say so myself "
Yes. That’s the highest cumplement you can give that video |
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"I'm an announcer. Sometimes with a few expletives, definitely with few arrrhs.
I’ve seen the video
It's a pretty hot vid...if I say so myself
Yes. That’s the highest cumplement you can give that video "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All depends on how much I am playing in to it
Yes the always be a ahhh but all the I am cuming yes harder ooo god I can’t handle this screems is all for they benefit and I mean why not if they like that kind off thing
I alway test as it’s going I will keep dieling the vocals up till I find a point they start to stop to say I play acting and stuff when they do I keep it at that level as I found the point they comfortable with
If they didn’t start to go to see I just continue on |
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I’m not really too posh - my footman will normally hand a silver tray to the young lady where there is a handwritten note informing the young lady of my impending arrival!! If she is particularly good I may include an exclamation mark!!  |
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By *opinovMan
over a year ago
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"Bing-bong!..
The semen now arriving at cervic number 1 is the 11:16 from Kopinov central.
Please keep moaning/screaming with legs wide open until the erection has cum to a full stop and the bell end is no longer jumping and squirting.
Please also beware that thrusting may resume at any second without warning, and so you may be unable to alight until the next stop.
We hope you had a pleasant journey. Thank you for choosing to travel with us."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What kind of fuckery is this??
C' mon Yas spill...do you announce your arrival? 
never xx
I'll have to just imagine then xx"
I'm imagining its like when a flight touches down and there's a big round of applause. |
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"What kind of fuckery is this??
C' mon Yas spill...do you announce your arrival?
never xx
I'll have to just imagine then xx
I'm imagining its like when a flight touches down and there's a big round of applause. "
It's gets a bit like that for me sometimes..just happy to have made touch down |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"What kind of fuckery is this??
C' mon Yas spill...do you announce your arrival?
never xx
I'll have to just imagine then xx
I'm shy
It's only little old me Yas..don't be shy xx
xx
MWAH xx"
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"What kind of fuckery is this??
C' mon Yas spill...do you announce your arrival?
never xx
I'll have to just imagine then xx
I'm shy
It's only little old me Yas..don't be shy xx
xx
MWAH xx
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^^ she grunts like a wildebeest then spaffs everywhere |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"What kind of fuckery is this??
C' mon Yas spill...do you announce your arrival?
never xx
I'll have to just imagine then xx
I'm shy
It's only little old me Yas..don't be shy xx
xx
MWAH xx
^^ she grunts like the pig she is then spunks everywhere "
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"What kind of fuckery is this??
C' mon Yas spill...do you announce your arrival?
never xx
I'll have to just imagine then xx
I'm shy
It's only little old me Yas..don't be shy xx
xx
MWAH xx
^^ she grunts like the pig she is then spunks everywhere
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Oink oink |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"What kind of fuckery is this??
C' mon Yas spill...do you announce your arrival?
never xx
I'll have to just imagine then xx
I'm shy
It's only little old me Yas..don't be shy xx
xx
MWAH xx
^^ she grunts like the pig she is then spunks everywhere
Oink oink "
Oinky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely an announcer, which I love to hear from others too. Then it’s followed by some Chewbacca-like groaning and body contorting which I’m told last a lot longer than most guys.
I need to at least sit down after I’ve cum most times. I don’t cum that often though because I want her orgasms so much and if I fire the baby batter, I miss out on some time making her cum, which is way more fun. |
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"What type of cum announcer are you?
Are you a very vocal ‘I’m cumming, I’m cumming’?
Do you just give off a ‘aaggghhhh’?
Perhaps you just pull a funny face?
Or do your toes curl involuntary like jesters shoes?
Well then? How do you cum?
Love and Peace "
"Jurassic Park!!!!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmm that’s it good girl make me cum is one of my personal favourites to say accompanied by some sort of gravelly moan.
Im going to cum for you, cum inside me and let’s cum together are my favourite things to hear |
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"Body tenses, either leaning forward or arching backwards and I say fuck a lot…ending it with an Mmmmmmm
Yes, this pretty much describes everything in your video  "
That or you’re spying on me when I’m having a play |
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"Mmm that’s it good girl make me cum is one of my personal favourites to say accompanied by some sort of gravelly moan.
Im going to cum for you, cum inside me and let’s cum together are my favourite things to hear "
I think I just came reading that haha “good girl” are like magic words to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Body tenses, either leaning forward or arching backwards and I say fuck a lot…ending it with an Mmmmmmm "
This has got me a little hot under the collar
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"Body tenses, either leaning forward or arching backwards and I say fuck a lot…ending it with an Mmmmmmm
Yes, this pretty much describes everything in your video
That or you’re spying on me when I’m having a play "
How do you think I got the video  % -) |
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"Body tenses, either leaning forward or arching backwards and I say fuck a lot…ending it with an Mmmmmmm
This has got me a little hot under the collar
Do you want me to fan you a little "
Yes please!! I’m melting |
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"Body tenses, either leaning forward or arching backwards and I say fuck a lot…ending it with an Mmmmmmm
Yes, this pretty much describes everything in your video
That or you’re spying on me when I’m having a play
How do you think I got the video % -) "
I didn’t send anything sooooo…I might have to look around my room from now on. |
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"Body tenses, either leaning forward or arching backwards and I say fuck a lot…ending it with an Mmmmmmm
This has got me a little hot under the collar
Do you want me to fan you a little
Yes please!! I’m melting "
If words gets you that hot…ahem imagine other things |
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"Body tenses, either leaning forward or arching backwards and I say fuck a lot…ending it with an Mmmmmmm
This has got me a little hot under the collar
Do you want me to fan you a little
Yes please!! I’m melting
If words gets you that hot…ahem imagine other things "
Do you mean singing? |
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"Body tenses, either leaning forward or arching backwards and I say fuck a lot…ending it with an Mmmmmmm
This has got me a little hot under the collar
Do you want me to fan you a little
Yes please!! I’m melting
If words gets you that hot…ahem imagine other things
Do you mean singing? "
That I can do too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tend to let out an awkward grunt before becoming very shy as I stumble out of their closet and run out of the house covering my beard (Four Lions style) whilst giving profuse apologies in my best womens voice |
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"Body tenses, either leaning forward or arching backwards and I say fuck a lot…ending it with an Mmmmmmm
Yes, this pretty much describes everything in your video
That or you’re spying on me when I’m having a play
How do you think I got the video % -)
I didn’t send anything sooooo…I might have to look around my room from now on. "
You’ll never see me |
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I scream oooohhhhh babbby you bad bad baby - then realise im on my own at the bus stop with my headphones in and ive been having another filthy dream involving Busty Belle dressed as a hot dog in the cinema foyer…. Don’t judge!!! |
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