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Have you washed your bits
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"I have a dishwasher for that "Must be huge | |||
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"Twice" You sure | |||
"I had a bath this evening but it's already starting to smell like sour milky tuna with a bit of mould." oh dear | |||
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"No." The stench  | |||
"No. The stench "Like peeling a babybel  | |||
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"No. The stench
Like peeling a babybel " | |||
" "Like in the past week or what ? Be more specific Yasmeen  | |||
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Like in the past week or what ?
Be more specific Yasmeen "Today xx | |||
"I had a bath this evening but it's already starting to smell like sour milky tuna with a bit of mould." lolololol | |||
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Like in the past week or what ?
Be more specific Yasmeen
Today xx"Na it’s been a balls out day ! I’ll keep you updated
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"Yes but I can already feel them sticking to the side of my leg" Feel what | |||
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Like in the past week or what ?
Be more specific Yasmeen
Today xx
Na it’s been a balls out day !
I’ll keep you updated
"Saucy xx | |||
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"Yes but I can already feel them sticking to the side of my leg Feel what " My bits | |||
"Have you yas? You can borrow my flannel "Mine are filthy | |||
"Yes but I can already feel them sticking to the side of my leg Feel what My balls"  | |||
"Have you yas? You can borrow my flannel
Mine are filthy "Vile creature  | |||
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Like in the past week or what ?
Be more specific Yasmeen
Today xx
Na it’s been a balls out day !
I’ll keep you updated
Saucy xx"If you say so ! I’ll give you hour by hour commentary if your that intrigued! Actually Now I feel obliged to | |||
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"Have you yas? You can borrow my flannel
Mine are filthy
Vile creature "I'm not vile nor a creature | |||
"Yes, with hand sanitizer before " may as well use Deep Heat!!!!! | |||
"Yes, with hand sanitizer before "Liar | |||
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Like in the past week or what ?
Be more specific Yasmeen
Today xx
Na it’s been a balls out day !
I’ll keep you updated
Saucy xx
If you say so !
I’ll give you hour by hour commentary if your that intrigued!
Actually Now I feel obliged to "I'm not  | |||
"Have you yas? You can borrow my flannel
Mine are filthy
Vile creature
I'm not vile nor a creature " | |||
"Yes, with hand sanitizer before
may as well use Deep Heat!!!!!"I don’t want COVID cock | |||
"Have you yas? You can borrow my flannel
Mine are filthy
Vile creature
I'm not vile nor a creature
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"Yes, with hand sanitizer before
may as well use Deep Heat!!!!!
I don’t want COVID cock "You've had it | |||
"Have you yas? You can borrow my flannel
Mine are filthy
Vile creature
I'm not vile nor a creature
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"Have you yas? You can borrow my flannel
Mine are filthy
Vile creature
I'm not vile nor a creature
"No | |||
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"Yes... they auger well. "Auger? | |||
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"Yes, with hand sanitizer before
may as well use Deep Heat!!!!!
I don’t want COVID cock
You've had it"I know. They had to chop the first 6” off it | |||
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"Yes, with hand sanitizer before
may as well use Deep Heat!!!!!
I don’t want COVID cock
You've had it
I know. They had to chop the first 6” off it "So your now a mrs? | |||
"I'm about to give 'em a quick once over in the sink actually "Xxx | |||
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"Yes, with hand sanitizer before
may as well use Deep Heat!!!!!
I don’t want COVID cock
You've had it
I know. They had to chop the first 6” off it
So your now a mrs?"A Miss | |||
"Mystique, yours looks fusty. It's all black 'n' white "In colour you can see the rash all over it | |||
"Yes, with hand sanitizer before
may as well use Deep Heat!!!!!
I don’t want COVID cock
You've had it
I know. They had to chop the first 6” off it
So your now a mrs?
A Miss "Ok girl x | |||
"Yes... they auger well.
Auger?"A type of drill bit used for drilling wood. It's a play on the word 'augur'. | |||
"Mystique, yours looks fusty. It's all black 'n' white "Veiny | |||
"It takes a while " | |||
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"Mystique, yours looks fusty. It's all black 'n' white
In colour you can see the rash all over it "Extra hand sanitiser required then. Probably best to burn all the alcohol off with a blow torch for extra sterility | |||
"Mystique, yours looks fusty. It's all black 'n' white
Veiny "Like a subway map | |||
"Mystique, yours looks fusty. It's all black 'n' white
In colour you can see the rash all over it
Extra hand sanitiser required then. Probably best to burn all the alcohol off with a blow torch for extra sterility "It seems to be working cause it’s starting to flake now | |||
"Mystique, yours looks fusty. It's all black 'n' white
Veiny
Like a subway map "Cockfosters? | |||
"I've been so busy today I actually can't remember, would you like to check for me Yas? " Yes x | |||
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"Yes, and moisturised. "Knew it xx | |||
"Mystique, yours looks fusty. It's all black 'n' white
In colour you can see the rash all over it
Extra hand sanitiser required then. Probably best to burn all the alcohol off with a blow torch for extra sterility
It seems to be working cause it’s starting to flake now "Make sure you keep all the bits in an envelope. Once the flaking stops, piece it all back together to make sure you covers the whole member | |||
"Mystique, yours looks fusty. It's all black 'n' white
Veiny
Like a subway map
Cockfosters?"Yes *after i googled it* | |||
We’re both as clean as a whistle and have provided the evidence | |||
"Just now
We’re both as clean as a whistle and have provided the evidence " | |||
"Just now
We’re both as clean as a whistle and have provided the evidence
"Wrong fucking emoji | |||
"I have a dishwasher for that
Must be huge "It's dishwasher safe | |||
"Just now
We’re both as clean as a whistle and have provided the evidence
Wrong fucking emoji
"Stop swearing | |||
"Just now
We’re both as clean as a whistle and have provided the evidence
Wrong fucking emoji
Stop swearing "Sorry x | |||
"I have a dishwasher for that
Must be huge
It's dishwasher safe " | |||
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"I've been so busy today I actually can't remember, would you like to check for me Yas? Yes x" What happens if I haven't? | |||
"In the sink every morning, its a Belfast sink, just saying "But it says you're in Glasgow | |||
"I've been so busy today I actually can't remember, would you like to check for me Yas? Yes x What happens if I haven't? "Il bring a gas mask | |||
"In the sink every morning, its a Belfast sink, just saying
But it says you're in Glasgow "Have balls will travel  | |||
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"Yes... they auger well.
Auger?"Tool for drilling holes? | |||
"Does a Poseidon’s kiss count as washing your bits? "Do your balls hang low enough for the whole surface area to be splish-splashed? | |||
"Does a Poseidon’s kiss count as washing your bits?
Do your balls hang low enough for the whole surface area to be splish-splashed?"Most of the time  | |||
"Does a Poseidon’s kiss count as washing your bits?
Do your balls hang low enough for the whole surface area to be splish-splashed?
Most of the time "Just use one of those cloths they run snooker balls with. Nice and shiny | |||
"I've been so busy today I actually can't remember, would you like to check for me Yas? Yes x What happens if I haven't?
Il bring a gas mask"And there's me hoping you wash me. | |||
"I've been so busy today I actually can't remember, would you like to check for me Yas? Yes x What happens if I haven't?
Il bring a gas mask
And there's me hoping you wash me. "I will xx | |||
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"Not yet" ok x | |||
