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"Il take a Jameson with ice pls 
Fyi upon inspection you've heard nicer accent 
What’s that mean  "
Offs it's gibberish because of my typo/auto correct. What I meant to say was you've the nicer accent between the two of us  |
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"I'll start with a pint of Moretti please, sir no problem never call me sir to formal I will let you into a secret my name is Paul 
I was raised to be polite is all. Thank you Paul, cheers."
no problem can tell you are a polite chap |
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"I'll start with a pint of Moretti please, sir no problem never call me sir to formal I will let you into a secret my name is Paul
I was raised to be polite is all. Thank you Paul, cheers.no problem can tell you are a polite chap "
Hav enough managed to collect any empties? If not I'm happy to lend a hand. Oh and another pint if you please, that one went down far too well! |
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"I'll start with a pint of Moretti please, sir no problem never call me sir to formal I will let you into a secret my name is Paul
I was raised to be polite is all. Thank you Paul, cheers.no problem can tell you are a polite chap
Hav enough managed to collect any empties? If not I'm happy to lend a hand. Oh and another pint if you please, that one went down far too well!"
no problem may there be a heavy session about to start |
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"Pint of woodpecker with blackcurrant please x good evening my friend is that a common drink in the Midlands "
Midlands I'm in bloody yorkshire and not as common as it used to be lol |
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"Pint of woodpecker with blackcurrant please x good evening my friend is that a common drink in the Midlands
Midlands I'm in bloody yorkshire and not as common as it used to be lol "
calm down calm down think you need a chaser am I right |
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"Pint of woodpecker with blackcurrant please x good evening my friend is that a common drink in the Midlands
Midlands I'm in bloody yorkshire and not as common as it used to be lol calm down calm down think you need a chaser am I right "
Oh if I must lol Aftershock I think am trying to relive my youth lol |
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over a year ago
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"Il take a Jameson with ice pls
Fyi upon inspection you've heard nicer accent
What’s that mean
Offs it's gibberish because of my typo/auto correct. What I meant to say was you've the nicer accent between the two of us "
really I doubt it but thank you |
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"Pint of woodpecker with blackcurrant please x good evening my friend is that a common drink in the Midlands
Midlands I'm in bloody yorkshire and not as common as it used to be lol calm down calm down think you need a chaser am I right
Oh if I must lol Aftershock I think am trying to relive my youth lol "
my sweet think you are a spring chicken xx |
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"I’ll have a Prosecco please and hubby will have a white tea with two sugars if it’s not too much trouble xxhimy fellow stockfordians I will do better than that I will deliver in person
Lol "
where do you live you strike me as the Bramhall set xx |
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"Il take a Jameson with ice pls
Fyi upon inspection you've heard nicer accent
What’s that mean
Offs it's gibberish because of my typo/auto correct. What I meant to say was you've the nicer accent between the two of us
really I doubt it but thank you "
Well give mine a listen and make your own judgement
I may some time in the future ask you to pronounce one. Just to see if you say one or wan |
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"I had to dash off and tie up some loose ends but I'm back with a bang. One tequila slammer and a double spiced rum and please Paul. Oh, and one for any of the ladies who are running low"
no prob lem may I ask where you have been the karaoke machine is primed for you what you singing |
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"A pint of IPA please  hello my friend sneaked in the back door pardon the pun drink on its way
Cheers mate and Pun excused cheers millers what you like at karaoke you sound like a sweet Caroline "
Bloody crap at singing.. if you want to clear the place then I am your singer   |
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"I had to dash off and tie up some loose ends but I'm back with a bang. One tequila slammer and a double spiced rum and please Paul. Oh, and one for any of the ladies who are running lowno prob lem may I ask where you have been the karaoke machine is primed for you what you singing "
I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor by the Arctic Monkeys. Will need another couple of drinks first please. Dutch courage and all that. |
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"I had to dash off and tie up some loose ends but I'm back with a bang. One tequila slammer and a double spiced rum and please Paul. Oh, and one for any of the ladies who are running lowno prob lem may I ask where you have been the karaoke machine is primed for you what you singing
I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor by the Arctic Monkeys. Will need another couple of drinks first please. Dutch courage and all that."
drinks coming up the doors are locked so you can't sneak out you rascal !! |
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"I had to dash off and tie up some loose ends but I'm back with a bang. One tequila slammer and a double spiced rum and please Paul. Oh, and one for any of the ladies who are running lowno prob lem may I ask where you have been the karaoke machine is primed for you what you singing
I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor by the Arctic Monkeys. Will need another couple of drinks first please. Dutch courage and all that.drinks coming up the doors are locked so you can't sneak out you rascal !! "
It's alright, I told the boss he can shove it for the weekend  now Where's that microphone gone?? |
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"I had to dash off and tie up some loose ends but I'm back with a bang. One tequila slammer and a double spiced rum and please Paul. Oh, and one for any of the ladies who are running lowno prob lem may I ask where you have been the karaoke machine is primed for you what you singing
I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor by the Arctic Monkeys. Will need another couple of drinks first please. Dutch courage and all that.drinks coming up the doors are locked so you can't sneak out you rascal !!
It's alright, I told the boss he can shove it for the weekend now Where's that microphone gone??"
come on let's rock |
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"I had to dash off and tie up some loose ends but I'm back with a bang. One tequila slammer and a double spiced rum and please Paul. Oh, and one for any of the ladies who are running lowno prob lem may I ask where you have been the karaoke machine is primed for you what you singing
I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor by the Arctic Monkeys. Will need another couple of drinks first please. Dutch courage and all that.drinks coming up the doors are locked so you can't sneak out you rascal !!
It's alright, I told the boss he can shove it for the weekend now Where's that microphone gone??come on let's rock "
"Stop making the eyes at me I'll stop making the eyes at you, what it is that surprises me is that I don't really want you to..."
Well after that shocker I will be needing another drink please, Paul.
If you can give me 10 minutes and line up something by the chili peppers I'll be straight back up there |
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"I had to dash off and tie up some loose ends but I'm back with a bang. One tequila slammer and a double spiced rum and please Paul. Oh, and one for any of the ladies who are running lowno prob lem may I ask where you have been the karaoke machine is primed for you what you singing
I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor by the Arctic Monkeys. Will need another couple of drinks first please. Dutch courage and all that.drinks coming up the doors are locked so you can't sneak out you rascal !!
It's alright, I told the boss he can shove it for the weekend now Where's that microphone gone??come on let's rock
"Stop making the eyes at me I'll stop making the eyes at you, what it is that surprises me is that I don't really want you to..."
Well after that shocker I will be needing another drink please, Paul.
If you can give me 10 minutes and line up something by the chili peppers I'll be straight back up there "
chilli peppers to late on into the evening got home Englebert Humperdinck quando quando quando heard you sing this is more your style |
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"You know what, put whatever you want on and I'll sing my heart out to it haha. Is it time to slow things down then?yes my friend maybe a bit of Barry White after Englebert "
Is it too early for Rocketman? |
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"You know what, put whatever you want on and I'll sing my heart out to it haha. Is it time to slow things down then?yes my friend maybe a bit of Barry White after Englebert
Is it too early for Rocketman?"
your wish is my command though I think it's going to be a long long time |
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"You know what, put whatever you want on and I'll sing my heart out to it haha. Is it time to slow things down then?yes my friend maybe a bit of Barry White after Englebert
Is it too early for Rocketman?your wish is my command though I think it's going to be a long long time "
I see what you did there have you been having a few cheeky drinks behind the bar, Paul? |
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"You know what, put whatever you want on and I'll sing my heart out to it haha. Is it time to slow things down then?yes my friend maybe a bit of Barry White after Englebert
Is it too early for Rocketman?your wish is my command though I think it's going to be a long long time
I see what you did there have you been having a few cheeky drinks behind the bar, Paul?"
tea total fighting the demon drink |
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"Any chance of another Pint please? 
It's been a crap day today millers no problem can I interest you in a chaser as well because you are on karaoke next a bit of dutch courage "
Bit early yet anyway I don't think my attire for the evening would go down well, on the stage.. mind you no one would be able to hear me over the laughing at me Dad bod and the very little fella |
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"Any chance of another Pint please?
It's been a crap day today millers no problem can I interest you in a chaser as well because you are on karaoke next a bit of dutch courage
Bit early yet anyway I don't think my attire for the evening would go down well, on the stage.. mind you no one would be able to hear me over the laughing at me Dad bod and the very little fella "
millers everyone is tipsy now trust me you will be ok |
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"Any chance of another Pint please?
It's been a crap day today millers no problem can I interest you in a chaser as well because you are on karaoke next a bit of dutch courage
Bit early yet anyway I don't think my attire for the evening would go down well, on the stage.. mind you no one would be able to hear me over the laughing at me Dad bod and the very little fella millers everyone is tipsy now trust me you will be ok "
Oh go on then make it a vodka shot then..  |
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"Any chance of another Pint please?
It's been a crap day today millers no problem can I interest you in a chaser as well because you are on karaoke next a bit of dutch courage
Bit early yet anyway I don't think my attire for the evening would go down well, on the stage.. mind you no one would be able to hear me over the laughing at me Dad bod and the very little fella millers everyone is tipsy now trust me you will be ok
Oh go on then make it a vodka shot then.. pleasure is all mine "
Are you trying to get me d*unk?  |
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"Any chance of another Pint please?
It's been a crap day today millers no problem can I interest you in a chaser as well because you are on karaoke next a bit of dutch courage
Bit early yet anyway I don't think my attire for the evening would go down well, on the stage.. mind you no one would be able to hear me over the laughing at me Dad bod and the very little fella millers everyone is tipsy now trust me you will be ok
Oh go on then make it a vodka shot then.. pleasure is all mine
Are you trying to get me d*unk? "
just doing my job |
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"Any chance of another Pint please?
It's been a crap day today millers no problem can I interest you in a chaser as well because you are on karaoke next a bit of dutch courage
Bit early yet anyway I don't think my attire for the evening would go down well, on the stage.. mind you no one would be able to hear me over the laughing at me Dad bod and the very little fella millers everyone is tipsy now trust me you will be ok
Oh go on then make it a vodka shot then.. pleasure is all mine
Are you trying to get me d*unk? just doing my job "
That's okay then and keep up the good work |
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