Friday night cheese

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just comment on the person above and give them your best chat up line and pick a drink you’ll buy them to apologise for such a terrible pick up line.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please could I borrow a snog? I'll give it right back.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please could I borrow a snog? I'll give it right back. "

That’s a good one… I’ll buy you a drink

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please could I borrow a snog? I'll give it right back. "

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im like a Gillette - the best a man can get....

Sorry

By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Im like a Gillette - the best a man can get....

Sorry

Get yer coat you've pulled - I'll get 2 straws for that bottle of lemonade I'm buying you

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im like a Gillette - the best a man can get....

Sorry

Get yer coat you've pulled - I'll get 2 straws for that bottle of lemonade I'm buying you

I hear you like raisins? How do you feel about a date