According to Google, Pineapples are a secret sign used by swingers to identify each other in public. An upside-down pineapple means that a person is in search of a swinger party.
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over a year ago
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"What does it mean if you hold your pineapple oblique or perpendicular to the ceiling?
Fab straight?"
What if you are swinging it anticlockwise around in a circle then? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"What if you stick a pineapple up your arse 
Whole? ….or chopped into chunks first?
Maybe pineapple fingers would work best 
Can you buy them in the shops? "
Yes you can like 5 for £1 in Asda or something like that |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
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"What if you stick a pineapple up your arse
Whole? ….or chopped into chunks first?
Maybe pineapple fingers would work best
Can you buy them in the shops?
Yes you can like 5 for £1 in Asda or something like that "
Bargain! |
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"What if you stick a pineapple up your arse
Whole? ….or chopped into chunks first?
Maybe pineapple fingers would work best
Can you buy them in the shops?
Yes you can like 5 for £1 in Asda or something like that
Bargain! "
A £1 to get five sticky fingers is certainly a bargain  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith
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"Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith
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Not sure Spitting Image references will work on here.... |
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"What if you stick a pineapple up your arse
Whole? ….or chopped into chunks first?
Maybe pineapple fingers would work best
Can you buy them in the shops?
Yes you can like 5 for £1 in Asda or something like that "
I'd happily take a finger in the ass....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"According to Google, Pineapples are a secret sign used by swingers to identify each other in public. An upside-down pineapple means that a person is in search of a swinger party.
Next Asda trip will be interesting then "
Pretty sure most of Asdas home decor features pineapples. It was a big trend a couple of years ago. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In my parents time it was a pampas grass in the front garden ?? funny thing was my parents didn’t have a clue and they had pampas grass growing in there front garden! Or maybe I’m missing something about what my parents actually got up to!!!! ?? |
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