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over a year ago
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"My party trick is being able to shoot my load when lying down over my head and hit the wall behind me.
Do you ladies like heavy cummers and is this normal or just a hidden talent I have? "
Very much so, it’s number one on the list of priorities that women look for in a man, they will often over look intelligence, a handsome face and a good sense of humour for someone who can blow his beans on to an artex ceiling, often you can’t move in the lounge for women starting threads asking where all the heavy cummers are. Hope this answers your question Girth. x
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By (user no longer on site)
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Depends on the purpose
If it’s for a cum walk or Bukkake then god yes
If it’s for just normal sex then don’t miss my mouth as it’s to much hassle to clean up |
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"My party trick is being able to shoot my load when lying down over my head and hit the wall behind me.
Do you ladies like heavy cummers and is this normal or just a hidden talent I have?
Very much so, it’s number one on the list of priorities that women look for in a man, they will often over look intelligence, a handsome face and a good sense of humour for someone who can blow his beans on to an artex ceiling, often you can’t move in the lounge for women starting threads asking where all the heavy cummers are. Hope this answers your question Girth. x
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What have you got against Artex?! |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"I mean at some parties you're grand but I figure it'd be frowned upon at a dinner party.
That’d give new meaning to the phrase “come for dinner” 
I'll pass, don't think I'm hungry  "
It’s a drinks party. Obviously. |
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"I mean at some parties you're grand but I figure it'd be frowned upon at a dinner party.
That’d give new meaning to the phrase “come for dinner”
I'll pass, don't think I'm hungry
It’s a drinks party. Obviously. "
Suddenly I find I'm already well hydrated. Tbf given his party piece I'd say the OP is too |
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Drink plenty of water!!! Most of your semen is after all water.
Take zinc, I take 50mg a day of zinc as its good for recovery and immune health, Pygeum, This is good for your prostate and will increase your semen quantity, Soya Lecithin - you need to mega dose on thus (5 a day) prior to sex session
And don't cum for a couple of days.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My party trick is being able to shoot my load when lying down over my head and hit the wall behind me.
Do you ladies like heavy cummers and is this normal or just a hidden talent I have?
Very much so, it’s number one on the list of priorities that women look for in a man, they will often over look intelligence, a handsome face and a good sense of humour for someone who can blow his beans on to an artex ceiling, often you can’t move in the lounge for women starting threads asking where all the heavy cummers are. Hope this answers your question Girth. x
What have you got against Artex?! "
It wasn't Artex before he moved in |
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"Drink plenty of water!!! Most of your semen is after all water.
Take zinc, I take 50mg a day of zinc as its good for recovery and immune health, Pygeum, This is good for your prostate and will increase your semen quantity, Soya Lecithin - you need to mega dose on thus (5 a day) prior to sex session
And don't cum for a couple of days. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My party trick is being able to shoot my load when lying down over my head and hit the wall behind me.
Do you ladies like heavy cummers and is this normal or just a hidden talent I have? "
Wow, Impressive, have u ever hit ur face by mistake?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When I was a young man I could shoot like one of those musical water fountains in Vegas.
Nowadays I’m still like one of those musical water fountains but it’s the broken one you always see out of the lot. |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"My party trick is being able to shoot my load when lying down over my head and hit the wall behind me.
Do you ladies like heavy cummers and is this normal or just a hidden talent I have?
Very much so, it’s number one on the list of priorities that women look for in a man, they will often over look intelligence, a handsome face and a good sense of humour for someone who can blow his beans on to an artex ceiling, often you can’t move in the lounge for women starting threads asking where all the heavy cummers are. Hope this answers your question Girth. x
What have you got against Artex?!
It wasn't Artex before he moved in "
I was a bit sick in my mouth at that one. |
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"I never ask if he’s a heavy cummer, I’m quite happy if he can only manage a dribble. Like I’m hoping a man isn’t put off when I can’t be a preforming monkey and squirt or gets disgusted when I do "
Performing monkeys is a different specialised site lol |
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"I never ask if he’s a heavy cummer, I’m quite happy if he can only manage a dribble. Like I’m hoping a man isn’t put off when I can’t be a preforming monkey and squirt or gets disgusted when I do
Performing monkeys is a different specialised site lol"
I’m not even going to ask |
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"My party trick is being able to shoot my load when lying down over my head and hit the wall behind me.
Do you ladies like heavy cummers and is this normal or just a hidden talent I have? "
How is that a "party trick"?
Do you actually do this at social gatherings and at party's? Surely this is just you, in your room, on your own? |
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