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If we were all Elephants how would you wash the Elephant above you

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Xxx

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Gently with my trunk,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd squirt at you

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Gently with my trunk, "

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Squirt your bum

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

With a brush obvs

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

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"With a brush obvs "

With love xxx

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *andsome HandMan  over a year ago

roundabout

I'd hose you with my trunk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

With dettol and a stiff brush

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A ladder and a feather duster.

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By *batMan  over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

carefully

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"carefully"

Dunked in the water and scrubbed

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

If I had an elephant above me, I'd run. I also don't fancy washing an elephant's undercarriage, which is probably the part I could wash without working out how to get above him.

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

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"If I had an elephant above me, I'd run. I also don't fancy washing an elephant's undercarriage, which is probably the part I could wash without working out how to get above him. "

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By *batMan  over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Pressure washer, wire brush and champagne. (Just like you ordered!).

Gbat

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Yasmeen, I'd love to be on the inside of your head for an hour

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ride them to the nearest car wash and buy them a bun on the way home.

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By *ear in the chairMan  over a year ago

yeah there

Helicopter, big animal net, hover over a large deep lake and release (what a ride). I am assuming they swim and not wade

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Yasmeen, I'd love to be on the inside of your head for an hour "

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

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"Helicopter, big animal net, hover over a large deep lake and release (what a ride). I am assuming they swim and not wade "

With a toothbrush

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


" "

A loofah

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

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"

A loofah "

In a swimming pool x

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By *100Man  over a year ago

Essex

With my tongue

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

If take your trunk in mine and gently lead you to a river.

Then push you in. Job done.

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By *anae21Woman  over a year ago

Nearer than you think

Mud-wrestle in a shallow river

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By *vriderMan  over a year ago

Chester

Windmilling with my trunk.

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

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"Windmilling with my trunk. "

With a brillo pad

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By *vriderMan  over a year ago

Chester


"Windmilling with my trunk.

With a brillo pad"

Oof. I get told I'm dirty all the time it I didn't think it was that bad.

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Windmilling with my trunk.

With a brillo pad

Oof. I get told I'm dirty all the time it I didn't think it was that bad. "

And clean your bumhole

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By *vriderMan  over a year ago

Chester


"Windmilling with my trunk.

With a brillo pad

Oof. I get told I'm dirty all the time it I didn't think it was that bad.

And clean your bumhole "

My safeword is banana

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Windmilling with my trunk.

With a brillo pad

Oof. I get told I'm dirty all the time it I didn't think it was that bad.

And clean your bumhole

My safeword is banana "

Are they real tattoos on your face

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By *vriderMan  over a year ago

Chester


"Windmilling with my trunk.

With a brillo pad

Oof. I get told I'm dirty all the time it I didn't think it was that bad.

And clean your bumhole

My safeword is banana

Are they real tattoos on your face"

Not at all!

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