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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I smell the blood of an ... but how do you know it's an Englisman?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It smells of snuff and land ownership

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Rat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I smell the blood of an ... but how do you know it's an Englisman?"

We admit to it

No one else likes us so if anyone says they’re English we must be…. Or mad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Smells of fish & chips + beer

Mrs C

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I smell the blood of an ... but how do you know it's an Englisman?

We admit to it

No one else likes us so if anyone says they’re English we must be…. Or mad "

I’m English… and Norwegian

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I smell the blood of an ... but how do you know it's an Englisman?

We admit to it

No one else likes us so if anyone says they’re English we must be…. Or mad

I’m English… and Norwegian "

I'm English... with Glaswegian.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

Because the Welsh can’t afford an axe, the Scottish look silly in lederhosen and it’s a well known fact that Irish men can’t climb.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I smell the blood of an ... but how do you know it's an Englisman?

We admit to it

No one else likes us so if anyone says they’re English we must be…. Or mad

I’m English… and Norwegian

I'm English... with Glaswegian."

Perfect, welcome fellow Englishman

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It smells of snuff and land ownership"

And a god given right to rule the world.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The giant lived in England?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The giant lived in England? "

The giant lived at the top of a beanstalk in the clouds.

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

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Perhaps he could smell Coleman’s English Mustard

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Perhaps he could smell Coleman’s English Mustard "

Or some Gentleman's Relish

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Perhaps he could smell Coleman’s English Mustard

Or some Gentleman's Relish "

Ohh spicy

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He's coming home

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll! "

It’s a cob

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob "

See…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob "

Barmcake

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

Barmcake "

No, it's a roll.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You stuck your finger up your bum

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

Barmcake

No, it's a roll."

My work here is done!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Smells like cockles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Smells like cockles."

Not whelks?

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

Barmcake

No, it's a roll.

My work here is done! "

What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Smells like cockles.

Not whelks?"

Maybe a mussel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

Barmcake

No, it's a roll.

My work here is done!

What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch "

A batch is a Loaf.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

Barmcake

No, it's a roll.

My work here is done! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Smells like cockles.

Not whelks?

Maybe a mussel? "

Could be barnacles.

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

Barmcake

No, it's a roll.

My work here is done!

What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch "

Moi?

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Smells like cockles.

Not whelks?"

I tried a whelk once I chewed and chewed, it just wouldn’t go down and that’s not like me

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

Barmcake

No, it's a roll.

My work here is done!

What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch

Moi? "

Report to my office now for a dressing down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

See… "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

Barmcake

No, it's a roll."

10000% this

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

Barmcake

No, it's a roll.

My work here is done!

What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch

Moi?

Report to my office now for a dressing down "

A dressing gown? I never wear them.

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Smells like cockles.

Not whelks?

Maybe a mussel?

Could be barnacles."

On the bottom how very painful… nurse!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Smells like cockles.

Not whelks?

I tried a whelk once I chewed and chewed, it just wouldn’t go down and that’s not like me "

I just couldnt even begin to eat one

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

See…

"

Don’t encourage him Tom, or you will be in my office too

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

Put them in the midday sun

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

Barmcake

No, it's a roll.

My work here is done!

What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch

Moi?

Report to my office now for a dressing down

A dressing gown? I never wear them. "

How do you keep your modesty

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Smells like cockles.

Not whelks?

I tried a whelk once I chewed and chewed, it just wouldn’t go down and that’s not like me "

I still walk funny

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Smells like cockles.

Not whelks?

I tried a whelk once I chewed and chewed, it just wouldn’t go down and that’s not like me "

I can eat most things but whelks are not one of them!

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

Barmcake

No, it's a roll.

My work here is done!

What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch

Moi?

Report to my office now for a dressing down

A dressing gown? I never wear them.

How do you keep your modesty "

Do I strike you as the modest sort???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

See…

Don’t encourage him Tom, or you will be in my office too "

Oooh promises

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Smells like cockles.

Not whelks?

I tried a whelk once I chewed and chewed, it just wouldn’t go down and that’s not like me

I just couldnt even begin to eat one "

Well if you ever fancy chewing on a couple of elastic bands it’s quite a similar sensation

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Smells like cockles.

Not whelks?

I tried a whelk once I chewed and chewed, it just wouldn’t go down and that’s not like me

I still walk funny "

keep putting the ointment on the chewed parts

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

Barmcake

No, it's a roll.

My work here is done!

What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch

Moi?

Report to my office now for a dressing down

A dressing gown? I never wear them.

How do you keep your modesty

Do I strike you as the modest sort??? "

Nahhh!! Let it all hang out and fly free in the breeze

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

See…

Don’t encourage him Tom, or you will be in my office too

Oooh promises "

I can be quite stern when I want to be (it’s not very often in all honesty )

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

Barmcake

No, it's a roll.

My work here is done!

What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch

Moi?

Report to my office now for a dressing down

A dressing gown? I never wear them.

How do you keep your modesty

Do I strike you as the modest sort???

Nahhh!! Let it all hang out and fly free in the breeze "

There’ll be no flies around my “hanger out!”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

See…

Don’t encourage him Tom, or you will be in my office too

Oooh promises

I can be quite stern when I want to be (it’s not very often in all honesty ) "

Ok I’m on my way…

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

Barmcake

No, it's a roll.

My work here is done!

What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch

Moi?

Report to my office now for a dressing down

A dressing gown? I never wear them.

How do you keep your modesty

Do I strike you as the modest sort???

Nahhh!! Let it all hang out and fly free in the breeze

There’ll be no flies around my “hanger out!” "

Always good to know I don’t want to be swatting the blue bottles away

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

See…

Don’t encourage him Tom, or you will be in my office too

Oooh promises

I can be quite stern when I want to be (it’s not very often in all honesty )

Ok I’m on my way… "

I’ll send my address toute suite, just look out for the messenger pigeon

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

Barmcake

No, it's a roll.

My work here is done!

What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch

Moi?

Report to my office now for a dressing down

A dressing gown? I never wear them.

How do you keep your modesty

Do I strike you as the modest sort???

Nahhh!! Let it all hang out and fly free in the breeze

There’ll be no flies around my “hanger out!”

Always good to know I don’t want to be swatting the blue bottles away "

Sheesh! No chance!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

Barmcake

No, it's a roll.

My work here is done!

What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch

Moi?

Report to my office now for a dressing down

A dressing gown? I never wear them.

How do you keep your modesty

Do I strike you as the modest sort???

Nahhh!! Let it all hang out and fly free in the breeze

There’ll be no flies around my “hanger out!”

Always good to know I don’t want to be swatting the blue bottles away "

You'll be having an MMMF at this rate

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

Barmcake

No, it's a roll.

My work here is done!

What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch

Moi?

Report to my office now for a dressing down

A dressing gown? I never wear them.

How do you keep your modesty

Do I strike you as the modest sort???

Nahhh!! Let it all hang out and fly free in the breeze

There’ll be no flies around my “hanger out!”

Always good to know I don’t want to be swatting the blue bottles away

You'll be having an MMMF at this rate "

As long as the F isn’t flies!

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

Barmcake

No, it's a roll.

My work here is done!

What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch

Moi?

Report to my office now for a dressing down

A dressing gown? I never wear them.

How do you keep your modesty

Do I strike you as the modest sort???

Nahhh!! Let it all hang out and fly free in the breeze

There’ll be no flies around my “hanger out!”

Always good to know I don’t want to be swatting the blue bottles away

You'll be having an MMMF at this rate "

I’ll need to rent out the local church hall for an hour or two

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

See…

Don’t encourage him Tom, or you will be in my office too

Oooh promises

I can be quite stern when I want to be (it’s not very often in all honesty )

Ok I’m on my way…

I’ll send my address toute suite, just look out for the messenger pigeon "

Absolutely Mary poppins

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

Barmcake

No, it's a roll.

My work here is done!

What a bloomin trouble maker … it’s a batch

Moi?

Report to my office now for a dressing down

A dressing gown? I never wear them.

How do you keep your modesty

Do I strike you as the modest sort???

Nahhh!! Let it all hang out and fly free in the breeze

There’ll be no flies around my “hanger out!”

Always good to know I don’t want to be swatting the blue bottles away

You'll be having an MMMF at this rate

As long as the F isn’t flies! "

Only the sort you unbutton

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle


"Roast beef sandwich in one hand and a pint of how’s yer father in the other!

That or arguing over the different names for a bread roll!

It’s a cob

See…

Don’t encourage him Tom, or you will be in my office too

Oooh promises

I can be quite stern when I want to be (it’s not very often in all honesty )

Ok I’m on my way…

I’ll send my address toute suite, just look out for the messenger pigeon

Absolutely Mary poppins "

If only I could get my feet to point in opposite directions like she does

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Smells like cockles.

Not whelks?

I tried a whelk once I chewed and chewed, it just wouldn’t go down and that’s not like me

I just couldnt even begin to eat one

Well if you ever fancy chewing on a couple of elastic bands it’s quite a similar sensation "

Oh yummy

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