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"David Attenborough. Love him!
"Kitty enters the forum. The males begin to circle displaying crude preening behaviours to attract her attention and demonstrate their fitness for mating.""
could Kitty be your narrator  |
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over a year ago
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David Attenborough
*There she creeps in the dead of night to go hunting in the fridge for whatever she can eat*
*she devours her mate if she can't find food*
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"Sean Bean
 so just yaself then 
Uhmm
 Belle you can't um and ah who will it be x 
Mr T umed not me  I’m gonna say Angelia Jolie  "
That wouldn't work, she'd get bored after 30 mins and fuck off to adopt another African baby |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Sean Bean
so just yaself then
Uhmm
Belle you can't um and ah who will it be x
Mr T umed not me I’m gonna say Angelia Jolie
That wouldn't work, she'd get bored after 30 mins and fuck off to adopt another African baby "
But like me then easily distracted |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sean Bean
so just yaself then
Uhmm
Belle you can't um and ah who will it be x
Mr T umed not me I’m gonna say Angelia Jolie
That wouldn't work, she'd get bored after 30 mins and fuck off to adopt another African baby
But like me then easily distracted "
Best make it a mini series then |
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"Sean Bean
so just yaself then
Uhmm
Belle you can't um and ah who will it be x
Mr T umed not me I’m gonna say Angelia Jolie "
Mr T's withering scorn would actually be a rather apt choice: "I pity the fool who sends unsolicited cock pics on Fab". |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Sean Bean
so just yaself then
Uhmm
Belle you can't um and ah who will it be x
Mr T umed not me I’m gonna say Angelia Jolie
Mr T's withering scorn would actually be a rather apt choice: "I pity the fool who sends unsolicited cock pics on Fab"."
Definitely sounds like Mr T he wouldn’t be at that carry on at all  |
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"Sean Bean
so just yaself then
Uhmm
Belle you can't um and ah who will it be x
Mr T umed not me I’m gonna say Angelia Jolie
Mr T's withering scorn would actually be a rather apt choice: "I pity the fool who sends unsolicited cock pics on Fab".
Definitely sounds like Mr T he wouldn’t be at that carry on at all "
Mr T is hung like a field mouse though to be fair |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Sean Bean
so just yaself then
Uhmm
Belle you can't um and ah who will it be x
Mr T umed not me I’m gonna say Angelia Jolie
Mr T's withering scorn would actually be a rather apt choice: "I pity the fool who sends unsolicited cock pics on Fab".
Definitely sounds like Mr T he wouldn’t be at that carry on at all
Mr T is hung like a field mouse though to be fair "
You obviously aren’t looking at the same pics as me  |
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"Sean Bean
so just yaself then
Uhmm
Belle you can't um and ah who will it be x
Mr T umed not me I’m gonna say Angelia Jolie
Mr T's withering scorn would actually be a rather apt choice: "I pity the fool who sends unsolicited cock pics on Fab".
Definitely sounds like Mr T he wouldn’t be at that carry on at all
Mr T is hung like a field mouse though to be fair
You obviously aren’t looking at the same pics as me "
That's just his bejewelled codpiece |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Sean Bean
so just yaself then
Uhmm
Belle you can't um and ah who will it be x
Mr T umed not me I’m gonna say Angelia Jolie
Mr T's withering scorn would actually be a rather apt choice: "I pity the fool who sends unsolicited cock pics on Fab".
Definitely sounds like Mr T he wouldn’t be at that carry on at all
Mr T is hung like a field mouse though to be fair
You obviously aren’t looking at the same pics as me
That's just his bejewelled codpiece"
Tmontana1 has not bejewelling |
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"Sean Bean
so just yaself then
Uhmm
Belle you can't um and ah who will it be x
Mr T umed not me I’m gonna say Angelia Jolie
Mr T's withering scorn would actually be a rather apt choice: "I pity the fool who sends unsolicited cock pics on Fab".
Definitely sounds like Mr T he wouldn’t be at that carry on at all
Mr T is hung like a field mouse though to be fair
You obviously aren’t looking at the same pics as me
That's just his bejewelled codpiece
Tmontana1 has not bejewelling "
Perhaps we're not thinking of the same Mr T... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"David Attenborough. Love him!
"Kitty enters the forum. The males begin to circle displaying crude preening behaviours to attract her attention and demonstrate their fitness for mating.""
Haha that's really funny |
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