Come on then peeps let’s here them 
So me and my ex were at it and we heard foot steps coming so I quickly jumped up and hid on her balcony absolutely starkers, It was her bloody dad! Obv I wasn’t supposed to be there, he said to her it’s hot in the bedroom so opened the door and there’s me standing there literally with my dick in my had ?? let’s just say I wasn’t aloud to see her any more! This was teenage years btw! |
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"Not embarrassing but funny. During an mmf I hit the other guy on the face with the money shot. I blame poor aim and over excitement. "
Haha brilliant! I’m not sure he found it as funny as I do tho  |
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"Not embarrassing but funny. During an mmf I hit the other guy on the face with the money shot. I blame poor aim and over excitement.
Haha brilliant! I’m not sure he found it as funny as I do tho "
Luckily it wasn't his first rodeo so he was good natured about it. |
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Riding lessons... Back seat of the car, she was astride me and going at it like a goodun with her skirt up around her waist, on what I'd thought was the quietest most remote bit of backroad in the Black Mountains.
Nope. Round the corner comes trotting the local pony club. We were fortunately able to restore the state of deshabillé to relatively habillé quickly enough not to corrupt young minds but I expect their chaperones knew what was afoot. |
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When I was 19 after some outdoor fun where the lady finished on top I noticed one of my balls was missing. I now know it had just been knocked inside and shortly reappeared but holy fuck I had such a freak out until it reappeared. |
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over a year ago
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When I was younger I dated a guy who’s parents were very religious, every Sunday they would bugger off to church and we would take the opportunity to get it on…one Sunday we were going for it on the dining room table which was one of those tables that fold out and can collapse in the middle to store away, we’re in a 69 when the table gives way enveloping both of us inside it, clearly we have completely lost track of time as the front door swings open and his mother is greeted with my face buried in her sons arsehole..she loved me! X |
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Not so many years ago i thought i would have a quick ride on my new butt plug while the wife was out. Unfortunatly for me, i managed to get it in BUT it wouldnt come out. Ended up in a&e and being put under for them to get it out. Had to confess to the mrs what had actually happened. |
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"When I was younger I dated a guy who’s parents were very religious, every Sunday they would bugger off to church and we would take the opportunity to get it on…one Sunday we were going for it on the dining room table which was one of those tables that fold out and can collapse in the middle to store away, we’re in a 69 when the table gives way enveloping both of us inside it, clearly we have completely lost track of time as the front door swings open and his mother is greeted with my face buried in her sons arsehole..she loved me! X"
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A cleaner/maid literally walking in on me and guy having full loud sex…. We stopped for a moment while he was basically in me… She ran away pretty quickly but dayum…. |
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While on holiday with an ex, after a night of passion we left the room a tad disheveled. Upon returning to the room later the maid had been in and tidied up. The cock ring, dildo and lube that were left amongst the bed clothes were now neatly placed on the bedside table. |
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"When I was younger I dated a guy who’s parents were very religious, every Sunday they would bugger off to church and we would take the opportunity to get it on…one Sunday we were going for it on the dining room table which was one of those tables that fold out and can collapse in the middle to store away, we’re in a 69 when the table gives way enveloping both of us inside it, clearly we have completely lost track of time as the front door swings open and his mother is greeted with my face buried in her sons arsehole..she loved me! X"
Hahaha |
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"When I was younger I dated a guy who’s parents were very religious, every Sunday they would bugger off to church and we would take the opportunity to get it on…one Sunday we were going for it on the dining room table which was one of those tables that fold out and can collapse in the middle to store away, we’re in a 69 when the table gives way enveloping both of us inside it, clearly we have completely lost track of time as the front door swings open and his mother is greeted with my face buried in her sons arsehole..she loved me! X"
Love that haha! Lucky fella  |
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