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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Imagine you are a burglar. Except……. You don’t steal for monetary gain. You only steal items to mildly inconvenience your victims. You can take two things from the house. What do you take?
My two would be
The toilet seats
Any plugs from electrical items.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're not having my loo seat Mr! It's amazing!
I'd take all the charger cables and the base of the kettle.
I'd feel like such a bastard though....."
The kettle base! You monster! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"You're not having my loo seat Mr! It's amazing!
I'd take all the charger cables and the base of the kettle.
I'd feel like such a bastard though.....
The kettle base! You monster! "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"All the shoe laces and door knobs 
Shoe laces is good. When I asked my mates this, one suggested all the left shoes "
And you call ME a monster?
I'd hunt down anyone who stole any of my shoes!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuses from fuse box
Coffee machine
Damn, best me to the fuse box though I was going to take the whole box
Umm.....all mattresses and flushing mechanism from the toilet "
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"Fuses from fuse box
Coffee machine
Damn, best me to the fuse box though I was going to take the whole box
Umm.....all mattresses and flushing mechanism from the toilet
Repeat answers are good "
You're not wrong but I stand by my choices |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All the shoe laces and door knobs
Shoe laces is good. When I asked my mates this, one suggested all the left shoes
And you call ME a monster?
I'd hunt down anyone who stole any of my shoes! "
Don’t shoot the messsnger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d put gravy in the coffee
Salt in the sugar
Steal the teabags
You sir. Are a bastard. I salute you. "
I return said salute, one who spots a fellow bastard  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not taking anything you rotters but will swap all the salt and sugar around. "
If you aren’t going to steal anything, at least fill the shower head with Bisto too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not taking anything you rotters but will swap all the salt and sugar around.
If you aren’t going to steal anything, at least fill the shower head with Bisto too "
Ok then, and washing up liquid in the kettle |
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I'd steal the coffee and all the alcohol, but also swap the hot and cold markers round on all the taps, rearrange all the tins / herbs & spices so that the labels spell out rude words and disconnect the refill on the toilet
I want these people to be ANNOYED  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
What I'm taking from this thread is that anyone who comes to my house needs close supervision and a proper frisking before they leave
(My phone changed frisking to drinking. Also this for some people ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What I'm taking from this thread is that anyone who comes to my house needs close supervision and a proper frisking before they leave
(My phone changed frisking to drinking. Also this for some people )"
Just because I’m a scouser….. oh I’ve just realised I’ve started a thread about theft |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"What I'm taking from this thread is that anyone who comes to my house needs close supervision and a proper frisking before they leave
(My phone changed frisking to drinking. Also this for some people )
Just because I’m a scouser….. oh I’ve just realised I’ve started a thread about theft "
Yep.... you have!
And no.... that's not why I'd be watching you closely and frisking you. Not at all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't steal their keys, I'd just exchange them for similar ones that don't fit anything, and order a different takeaway to be delivered to their house every night "
Disgraceful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just replace their stuff with basic brands.
Oh what's this? Andrex toilet paper? Well now you've got Mr Singh's finest basic brand, sandpaper might be less of a struggle.
Nice ps4 you've got there, hows about a basic brand handheld sonic battery powered game instead? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems to be a lot of people who’d take door handles. I’d leave the handles and take the square bar from between the handles "
You are a next level bond baddie |
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