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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In the other news.. Have you wanked? Are you going to?
Have you got the urge to share the latest news on what's happening down under? Have your hands merged to your genitals? Or you mastered hands free masturbation. Anything news worthy in this silly season will do. Share your frivolities.
Ps. On that note silly season in many countries is called Cucumber Season.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I probably will have a nice wank today! My partner did a two pumps and done job yesterday  so I've got an itch that needs scratching. "
Don't try and be too good. Finish that pussy off. Like a favourite dessert. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes, I have wanked many times in my lifetime. I'm not planning on wanking in the near future.
The last time my hands touched my genitals was when I had a wee a couple of hours ago. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could I borrow a copy of "wanking for dummies " "
There isn't a version for soaked up in words intellectuals. Unless they make up their own to feel above the ordinary wankers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want to know how we’re doing on the crepes challenge! You threw down the gauntlet and I’ve sent you mine. Now give us watcha got, woman!!
As for wanking…….I think I’ve even forgotten what it is. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want to know how we’re doing on the crepes challenge! You threw down the gauntlet and I’ve sent you mine. Now give us watcha got, woman!!
As for wanking…….I think I’ve even forgotten what it is. "
I'm lazy cow these days avoiding inbox. One day one day. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes, I have wanked many times in my lifetime. I'm not planning on wanking in the near future.
The last time my hands touched my genitals was when I had a wee a couple of hours ago."
That's sad news. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP? 
Are you free today?
I plan on making hay whilst the sun shines "
Haha. Well there is a few I can think of. Welcome to this neck of the woods. |
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"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?
St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!   "
I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on |
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"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?
St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!
I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on "
Which woodland? Asking for a friend |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?
St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!
I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on
Which woodland? Asking for a friend "
He is closer to me. Hahaha. If its today I was first. |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
News from the the north.
The wank bank has seen a major downturn in recent days, analysis would seem to indicate a lack of investment, it is hoped that this downward trend is a temporary situation |
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"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?
St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!
I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on
Which woodland? Asking for a friend
He is closer to me. Hahaha. If its today I was first. "
Haha my location is wrong on here he might not be . Can we share? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?
St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!
I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on
Which woodland? Asking for a friend
He is closer to me. Hahaha. If its today I was first.
Haha my location is wrong on here he might not be . Can we share? "
Now you are talking. Ashridge is nice..  |
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"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?
St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!
I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on
Which woodland? Asking for a friend
He is closer to me. Hahaha. If its today I was first.
Haha my location is wrong on here he might not be . Can we share?
Now you are talking. Ashridge is nice.. "
It is! Give me half hour |
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"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?
St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!
I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on
Which woodland? Asking for a friend
He is closer to me. Hahaha. If its today I was first.
Haha my location is wrong on here he might not be . Can we share?
Now you are talking. Ashridge is nice.. "
Ooh sharing is caring - i shall see you both in Ashridge later |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?
St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!
I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on
Which woodland? Asking for a friend
He is closer to me. Hahaha. If its today I was first.
Haha my location is wrong on here he might not be . Can we share?
Now you are talking. Ashridge is nice..
It is! Give me half hour "
Half an hour ?! Is it just 3 of us wanking together in the woodland.. then ? |
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"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?
St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!
I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on
Which woodland? Asking for a friend
He is closer to me. Hahaha. If its today I was first.
Haha my location is wrong on here he might not be . Can we share?
Now you are talking. Ashridge is nice..
It is! Give me half hour
Half an hour ?! Is it just 3 of us wanking together in the woodland.. then ? "
I meant to get there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reports of a twitching, throbbing errection have been confirmed.
A witness reported that precum was spotted. We can only speculate that masturbation will commence any time now.
We will update you on a messy, noisy orgasm as soon as we have it. |
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So hiding in my office had a bet £100 bet with a friend that I couldn't last 2 weeks without releif on day 13 blue balls and I really should have stayed away from fab today  Wen this is done I need to celebrate in style any ideas guys |
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So hiding in my office had a bet £100 bet with a friend that I couldn't last 2 weeks without releif on day 13 blue balls and I really should have stayed away from fab today Wen this is done I need to celebrate in style any ideas guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the other news.. Have you wanked? Are you going to?
Have you got the urge to share the latest news on what's happening down under? Have your hands merged to your genitals? Or you mastered hands free masturbation. Anything news worthy in this silly season will do. Share your frivolities.
Ps. On that note silly season in many countries is called Cucumber Season. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shit, almost went off for a wank without announcing it via a status update.
That would be like going for a walk without wearing my fitbit - what's the point?"
Shout it from the rooftops |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In the other news.. Have you wanked? Are you going to?
Have you got the urge to share the latest news on what's happening down under? Have your hands merged to your genitals? Or you mastered hands free masturbation. Anything news worthy in this silly season will do. Share your frivolities.
Ps. On that note silly season in many countries is called Cucumber Season.
Thread thief "
I upcycled it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shit, almost went off for a wank without announcing it via a status update.
That would be like going for a walk without wearing my fitbit - what's the point?"
I. Adore. You. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No 
It makes two of us. Don't even know why. I'm hoping to be gently persuaded
Persuaded to? "
I don't know. Tell me it's like my 5- a day, that might work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"News from the the north.
The wank bank has seen a major downturn in recent days, analysis would seem to indicate a lack of investment, it is hoped that this downward trend is a temporary situation"
I'd like to make an investment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No
It makes two of us. Don't even know why. I'm hoping to be gently persuaded
Persuaded to?
I don't know. Tell me it's like my 5- a day, that might work. "
It’s vitally important…. Research shows that masturbation can prevent types of cancer (so ladbible says anyway) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No
It makes two of us. Don't even know why. I'm hoping to be gently persuaded
Persuaded to?
I don't know. Tell me it's like my 5- a day, that might work.
It’s vitally important…. Research shows that masturbation can prevent types of cancer (so ladbible says anyway)"
Ah. The scaring method. Bad pick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No
It makes two of us. Don't even know why. I'm hoping to be gently persuaded
Persuaded to?
I don't know. Tell me it's like my 5- a day, that might work.
It’s vitally important…. Research shows that masturbation can prevent types of cancer (so ladbible says anyway)
Ah. The scaring method. Bad pick. "
yeah bad choice …. It was just something I read on Insta and was fresh in my head |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
"News from the the north.
The wank bank has seen a major downturn in recent days, analysis would seem to indicate a lack of investment, it is hoped that this downward trend is a temporary situation
I'd like to make an investment "
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"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?
St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!
I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on
Which woodland? Asking for a friend
He is closer to me. Hahaha. If its today I was first.
Haha my location is wrong on here he might not be . Can we share?
Now you are talking. Ashridge is nice..
It is! Give me half hour
Half an hour ?! Is it just 3 of us wanking together in the woodland.. then ? "
A trio of Woodland Wankers - what a lovey thought |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"News from the the north.
The wank bank has seen a major downturn in recent days, analysis would seem to indicate a lack of investment, it is hoped that this downward trend is a temporary situation
I'd like to make an investment "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?
St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!
I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on
Which woodland? Asking for a friend
He is closer to me. Hahaha. If its today I was first.
Haha my location is wrong on here he might not be . Can we share?
Now you are talking. Ashridge is nice..
It is! Give me half hour
Half an hour ?! Is it just 3 of us wanking together in the woodland.. then ?
A trio of Woodland Wankers - what a lovey thought "
Don't add too many details.. my wanking spirit might have been awoken. |
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"Can you recommend any secluded local woodlands where such activity can be performed OP?
St Albans???!!! What the …….? Have you moved? Do I need to get excited?!
I’m touring Nora, I may only have time for a wank in a local woodland before moving on
Which woodland? Asking for a friend
He is closer to me. Hahaha. If its today I was first.
Haha my location is wrong on here he might not be . Can we share?
Now you are talking. Ashridge is nice..
It is! Give me half hour
Half an hour ?! Is it just 3 of us wanking together in the woodland.. then ?
A trio of Woodland Wankers - what a lovey thought
Don't add too many details.. my wanking spirit might have been awoken. "
Aww and there was me just about to look out the baby oil |
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