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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

this blanket and tell me what you can feel ......... no peeking now.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

2 dogs' heads.

Now what?

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I’m not sure what it is but it needs a shave!

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By *onzo888100Man over a year ago

Bangor

Crumbs, from eating breakfast in bed lol

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Oh Granny

can I stroke it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmm warm apple pie

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Oh, your blanket!

Something prickly and gnarly!

Ewwww, what you got under there Granny??

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Is it a hedgehog?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Soft, squidgy and slightly moist.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Oh Granny

can I stroke it? "

but of course Babs..... it might growl tho .....

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By *errocaWoman over a year ago

Shropshire

Wooden pegs, 3 of them

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Mmm warm apple pie

almost, it does have a crust on it

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Oh Granny

can I stroke it?

but of course Babs..... it might growl tho ..... "

You have a growler under there?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Soft, squidgy and slightly moist."

God no ! I'd never have the brain of an average fabber under my blanket...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soft, squidgy and slightly moist.

God no ! I'd never have the brain of an average fabber under my blanket...

What about an above average one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A sledge hammer

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By *ingle ex cuckMan over a year ago

chester

A phone charger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can feel a very tight warm hole that is in need of some moisture?

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

A pork pie.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Soft, squidgy and slightly moist.

God no ! I'd never have the brain of an average fabber under my blanket...

What about an above average one?

Maybe

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I can feel a very tight warm hole that is in need of some moisture?"

Less of what's going on at your end and more about what's under the blanket please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can feel a very tight warm hole that is in need of some moisture?

Less of what's going on at your end and more about what's under the blanket please"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No one got anywhere near !

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By *ougie321Man over a year ago

Milford Haven

You

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You"

No one can say he's wrong. He'd not wrong. He's very much right but ........ fuck ...... that's very non specific Dougie.......

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A cactus tree

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A cactus tree "

Get off me knees Yasmeen

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A cactus tree

Get off me knees Yasmeen"

Ooops

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Severed horses head.

Better take the library books back.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Severed horses head.

Better take the library books back."

Our librarian does look old italian ..... you could grate parmesan on her whiskers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bilbo Baggins, well his feet at least. Unless..........

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Bilbo Baggins, well his feet at least. Unless..........

Fraid so ..........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why can I feel loads of hands touching my head?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Why can I feel loads of hands touching my head?"

Ghosts

Lib

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feels like a warm cheese toastie so I'm a little scared to look

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Is it the buttons on ya mattress

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Why can I feel loads of hands touching my head?"

I'm an octopus!

Dive Dive Dive !

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Why can I feel loads of hands touching my head?"

What a fackin lib…erty

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Berty ........ suits him

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Severed horses head.

Better take the library books back.

Our librarian does look old italian ..... you could grate parmesan on her whiskers"

Think I’ve seen her!

Does she look like she has spaghetti coming down her nose?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Severed horses head.

Better take the library books back.

Our librarian does look old italian ..... you could grate parmesan on her whiskers

Think I’ve seen her!

Does she look like she has spaghetti coming down her nose?"

Not at all but her skin has the appearance of sprinkled parmesan .....

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By *tue555Man over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

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By *tue555Man over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

"Bilbo Baggins, well his feet at least. Unless..........

Fraid so .......... "

Or should that be Fro......do

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Severed horses head.

Better take the library books back.

Our librarian does look old italian ..... you could grate parmesan on her whiskers

Think I’ve seen her!

Does she look like she has spaghetti coming down her nose?

Not at all but her skin has the appearance of sprinkled parmesan .....

You got a Parmesan fetish?

You mentioned it twice, not wanting to lick it off, are you?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Severed horses head.

Better take the library books back.

Our librarian does look old italian ..... you could grate parmesan on her whiskers

Think I’ve seen her!

Does she look like she has spaghetti coming down her nose?

Not at all but her skin has the appearance of sprinkled parmesan .....

You got a Parmesan fetish?

You mentioned it twice, not wanting to lick it off, are you?"

Repeating myself ! Time for the funny farm farm!

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Severed horses head.

Better take the library books back.

Our librarian does look old italian ..... you could grate parmesan on her whiskers

Think I’ve seen her!

Does she look like she has spaghetti coming down her nose?

Not at all but her skin has the appearance of sprinkled parmesan .....

You got a Parmesan fetish?

You mentioned it twice, not wanting to lick it off, are you?

Repeating myself ! Time for the funny farm farm!"

Sorry, what was that again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

… so that’s where my old Tom Jones LP’s were hiding.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your hairy best friend

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I’m hoping thats a bowl of Heinz spaghetti?!?

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"… so that’s where my old Tom Jones LP’s were hiding."

It’s not unusual

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She’s a lady ^^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock and god it's hard lol xx

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

A growler.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

It's probably old Bob from next door.

Her garden needs seeing to.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

It feels like an axe wound

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