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The late late nocturnal thread ©™ extra time

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Back again

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Back and still awake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 01/08/21 01:34:38]"

Too slow.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Goodnight all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by eejit at 01/08/21 01:34:38]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Back again

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. What have you been doing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening everyone and Jim hope everyone have a good Saturday night / Sunday morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by eejit at 01/08/21 01:34:38]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Goodnight all

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Goodnight all

goodnight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Back and still awake

²nd place, not bad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Back again

And you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster!

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By *ackFromTheDead2Man over a year ago

London/Surrey

Browse & looking to chat while updating Mac and

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back again

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. What have you been doing?"

Well I'm not bored anymore, since round 1 I have had some lady petrol took some pictures and listened to stu Allen on the tubeyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who wants to taste Stephie's rainbow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening everyone and Jim hope everyone have a good Saturday night / Sunday morning "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. How are you tonight?

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"Back and still awake

²nd place, not bad."

Record views yesterday and so far second place this morning.

. See if can do to a first place today

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Browse & looking to chat while updating Mac and"

Cheese?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bac. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening everyone and Jim hope everyone have a good Saturday night / Sunday morning

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. How are you tonight?"

I am good Jim thanks just injoying the fights how’s your night going x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Bac. I've nicknamed him Bac.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back and still awake

²nd place, not bad.

Record views yesterday and so far second place this morning.

. See if can do to a first place today

Early bird catches the worm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Browse & looking to chat while updating Mac and"

Morning bac and cheese

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Back again

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. What have you been doing?

Well I'm not bored anymore, since round 1 I have had some lady petrol took some pictures and listened to stu Allen on the tubeyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Back and still awake

²nd place, not bad.

Record views yesterday and so far second place this morning.

. See if can do to a first place today

You can do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening everyone and Jim hope everyone have a good Saturday night / Sunday morning

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. How are you tonight?

I am good Jim thanks just injoying the fights how’s your night going x"

I'm good, enjoying doing this nocturnal nonsense. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening everyone and Jim hope everyone have a good Saturday night / Sunday morning

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. How are you tonight?

I am good Jim thanks just injoying the fights how’s your night going x

I'm good, enjoying doing this nocturnal nonsense. x"

Good good Jim and excellent always good when you injoy something makes it so much better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back again

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. What have you been doing?

Well I'm not bored anymore, since round 1 I have had some lady petrol took some pictures and listened to stu Allen on the tubeyou

Just the 1 glass at the moment granted it's a gin glass mr Jim who is erect

Do you have a bone on 24/7?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Back again

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. What have you been doing?

Well I'm not bored anymore, since round 1 I have had some lady petrol took some pictures and listened to stu Allen on the tubeyou

Just the 1 glass at the moment granted it's a gin glass mr Jim who is erect

Do you have a bone on 24/7?

Very sensible.

Of course I do, I'm -Erect-Jim-.

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By *quaman87Man over a year ago

douglas

Still awake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He's still awake. ^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim - hope you are well? Just got back from my rave - my ears are still ringing from the dnb! You might need to reply VERY LOUDLY so I can hear you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I need a sit-down wee.

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman over a year ago

Lansing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim - hope you are well? Just got back from my rave - my ears are still ringing from the dnb! You might need to reply VERY LOUDLY so I can hear you

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Coris. I'm good, but I really need a sit-down wee. SIT-DOWN WEE.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LittleMiss. It's good to see you and your rainbows.

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By *rNaughtyNickMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Evening you bunch of sexy feckers x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back again

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. What have you been doing?

Well I'm not bored anymore, since round 1 I have had some lady petrol took some pictures and listened to stu Allen on the tubeyou

Just the 1 glass at the moment granted it's a gin glass mr Jim who is erect

Do you have a bone on 24/7?

Very sensible.

Of course I do, I'm -Erect-Jim-."

Phew that's good to know

Scientific questions need scientific answers,

That's a new marvel superhero in the making

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By *quaman87Man over a year ago

douglas

"I need a sit-down wee."

^^he needs a sit down wee

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By *rNaughtyNickMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Back again

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. What have you been doing?

Well I'm not bored anymore, since round 1 I have had some lady petrol took some pictures and listened to stu Allen on the tubeyou

Can't beat a bit of Stu Allan nice and bouncy !

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

"He's still awake. ^"

Always have sit down wee. Then no trouble from any female for leaving seat up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still awake

Khal drogo in the house

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By *quaman87Man over a year ago

douglas

"Still awake

Khal drogo in the house

"
who's that?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hawtin and Carola amnesia Ibiza on YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still awake

Khal drogo in the house

Hawtin and carola yiu tube

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By *quaman87Man over a year ago

douglas

"Still awake

Khal drogo in the house

"
Jason momoa lol compliment right there thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still awake

Khal drogo in the house

who's that?? Lol "

Some bloke who throws axes

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've been trying stuff some Jaffa Cakes up ma jacksie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been trying stuff some Jaffa Cakes up ma jacksie

Dare I ask how many?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I've been trying stuff some Jaffa Cakes up ma jacksie

Dare I ask how many?

I had to stop after the first packet, I'll have to ask Tuberose for some of hers as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a sit-down wee."

Odds on fallen asleep on the dunny

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Been watching films apart posting. Put on horror channel . Now watching Nude Nuns with Big guns . WTF

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's still awake. ^

Always have sit down wee. Then no trouble from any female for leaving seat up

This section is giving me an erection.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Out of curiosity, what is the cut off age for a cougars prey? Or is it relative to the age of the cougar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Out of curiosity, what is the cut off age for a cougars prey? Or is it relative to the age of the cougar?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, SkateHer. I've got no idea. But welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening you bunch of sexy feckers x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nicky Nick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Back again

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. What have you been doing?

Well I'm not bored anymore, since round 1 I have had some lady petrol took some pictures and listened to stu Allen on the tubeyou

Just the 1 glass at the moment granted it's a gin glass mr Jim who is erect

Do you have a bone on 24/7?

Very sensible.

Of course I do, I'm -Erect-Jim-.

Phew that's good to know

Scientific questions need scientific answers,

That's a new marvel superhero in the making

*Flexes both biceps*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rawr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's still awake. ^

Always have sit down wee. Then no trouble from any female for leaving seat up

This section is giving me an erection."

Competition for jimbo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He's still awake. ^

Always have sit down wee. Then no trouble from any female for leaving seat up

High five.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

But me saying hello doesn't mean I identify as cougar.. I hope?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been trying stuff some Jaffa Cakes up ma jacksie

It's contagious. Jaffa attacks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How was your nap jimbo? Or was you cracking one off?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/08/21 02:26:38]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still awake

Khal drogo in the house

Was he a character in Neighbours in the late nineties?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 01/08/21 02:26:38]"

Me thinks she doth protest too much...

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

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"Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

But me saying hello doesn't mean I identify as cougar.. I hope?!

Describe cougar, ? . For me it would mean female nearly perhaps 100

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone just called me a sweetie. Ugh. Must be because of the cake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone just called me a sweetie. Ugh. Must be because of the cake. "

He's taking a biscuit though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been trying stuff some Jaffa Cakes up ma jacksie

It's contagious. Jaffa attacks. "

Hello Rose what's this I hear on the grapevine about jaffacakes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jim, do you have an erection RIGHT NOW?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hawtin and Carola amnesia Ibiza on YouTube "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, HotT. It's good to see you again. I hope all is well with you and Manchester.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

But me saying hello doesn't mean I identify as cougar.. I hope?!

Describe cougar, ? . For me it would mean female nearly perhaps 100

I'll be long gone before that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim, do you have an erection RIGHT NOW?"

Cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

But me saying hello doesn't mean I identify as cougar.. I hope?!

Describe cougar, ? . For me it would mean female nearly perhaps 100

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been trying stuff some Jaffa Cakes up ma jacksie

It's contagious. Jaffa attacks.

Hello Rose what's this I hear on the grapevine about jaffacakes

They have all vanished.

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

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"Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

But me saying hello doesn't mean I identify as cougar.. I hope?!

Describe cougar, ? . For me it would mean female nearly perhaps 100

I have to go reverse ? Be a daddy ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've been trying stuff some Jaffa Cakes up ma jacksie

Did it not go well?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim, do you have an erection RIGHT NOW?"

All night looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still awake

Khal drogo in the house

Was he a character in Neighbours in the late nineties?"

Yes

Madge Bishop

That's who it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a sit-down wee.

Odds on fallen asleep on the dunny

I'm back once again like a nocturnal renegade master.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Been watching films apart posting. Put on horror channel . Now watching Nude Nuns with Big guns . WTF

Great film, 10/10.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jim, do you have an erection RIGHT NOW?

All night looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong"

Long ting. Respect to the Erect. The Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a sit-down wee.

Odds on fallen asleep on the dunny

I'm back once again like a nocturnal renegade master."

Think I need a sit down wee but I'm a pro

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rawr"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's ²:³²am.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been trying stuff some Jaffa Cakes up ma jacksie

It's contagious. Jaffa attacks.

Hello Rose what's this I hear on the grapevine about jaffacakes

They have all vanished. "

Half moon or total eclipse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

²:³³am now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

But me saying hello doesn't mean I identify as cougar.. I hope?!

Describe cougar, ? . For me it would mean female nearly perhaps 100

I have to go reverse ? Be a daddy ?

Do it! So many young ones looking for older gentlemen to fuck them. Personally I find that very hot - a dirty old man kind of vibe! Wholeheartedly condone this new avenue of your sexual life. Goforthbestrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He's still awake. ^

Always have sit down wee. Then no trouble from any female for leaving seat up

This section is giving me an erection.

Competition for jimbo

The more stiffies the better!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a sit-down wee.

Odds on fallen asleep on the dunny

I'm back once again like a nocturnal renegade master.

Think I need a sit down wee but I'm a pro

Genuinely read 'pro' as 'poo'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

But me saying hello doesn't mean I identify as cougar.. I hope?!

No, I'm older than you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's ²:³²am."

Wicked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

But me saying hello doesn't mean I identify as cougar.. I hope?!

No, I'm older than you."

What does that make me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's still awake. ^

Always have sit down wee. Then no trouble from any female for leaving seat up

This section is giving me an erection.

Competition for jimbo

The more stiffies the better!"

Noooooooo I was wearing a cock ring the other day and have been so hard lately - it's started shredding my skin up. I wish to not have an erection for maybe a week so that the poor Johnson and Johnson has time to recover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's still awake. ^

Always have sit down wee. Then no trouble from any female for leaving seat up

This section is giving me an erection.

Competition for jimbo

The more stiffies the better!"

In total agreement 100%

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've been trying stuff some Jaffa Cakes up ma jacksie

It's contagious. Jaffa attacks. "

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_3mWYu3eY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's still awake. ^

Always have sit down wee. Then no trouble from any female for leaving seat up

This section is giving me an erection.

Competition for jimbo

The more stiffies the better!

In total agreement 100%

May I get erect, cut it off, lacquer it and give it out? Then encourage others to do so, starting a trend on Fab, so that one can start a collection of stiffies? Stiffy statues, dare I say?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How was your nap jimbo? Or was you cracking one off?

I cracked one off a couple of hours ago.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been trying stuff some Jaffa Cakes up ma jacksie

It's contagious. Jaffa attacks.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_3mWYu3eY"

I never heard that.

i like her white vest look

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

But me saying hello doesn't mean I identify as cougar.. I hope?!

Describe cougar, ? . For me it would mean female nearly perhaps 100

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How was your nap jimbo? Or was you cracking one off?

I cracked one off a couple of hours ago.

Was it to/for/with anyone or anything? Or using purely your beautiful imagination and your mittens?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's still awake. ^

Always have sit down wee. Then no trouble from any female for leaving seat up

This section is giving me an erection.

Competition for jimbo

The more stiffies the better!

In total agreement 100%

May I get erect, cut it off, lacquer it and give it out? Then encourage others to do so, starting a trend on Fab, so that one can start a collection of stiffies? Stiffy statues, dare I say?"

You can make a cock mould with plaster of Paris I seen it somewhere on a sex site I'm happy to do the measurements

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've been trying stuff some Jaffa Cakes up ma jacksie

It's contagious. Jaffa attacks.

Hello Rose what's this I hear on the grapevine about jaffacakes

They have all vanished. "

Hahahaha.

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

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"Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

But me saying hello doesn't mean I identify as cougar.. I hope?!

Describe cougar, ? . For me it would mean female nearly perhaps 100

I have to go reverse ? Be a daddy ?

I am realist having been on Fab for many years. To many fake profiles etc. Yes there are a few . Finding ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still awake

Khal drogo in the house

Was he a character in Neighbours in the late nineties?

Yes

Madge Bishop

That's who it is

I like Bishops.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still awake

Khal drogo in the house

Was he a character in Neighbours in the late nineties?

Yes

Madge Bishop

That's who it is

I like Bishops."

So you should. They get so much bashing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's still awake. ^

Always have sit down wee. Then no trouble from any female for leaving seat up

This section is giving me an erection.

Competition for jimbo

The more stiffies the better!

In total agreement 100%

May I get erect, cut it off, lacquer it and give it out? Then encourage others to do so, starting a trend on Fab, so that one can start a collection of stiffies? Stiffy statues, dare I say?

You can make a cock mould with plaster of Paris I seen it somewhere on a sex site I'm happy to do the measurements

Is plaster of Paris not really dangerous???? Or is it when it reacts with something or gets heated? Either way, I'm down. But I hope your measuring instrument has millimetre units!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need a sit-down wee.

Odds on fallen asleep on the dunny

I'm back once again like a nocturnal renegade master.

Think I need a sit down wee but I'm a pro

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

But me saying hello doesn't mean I identify as cougar.. I hope?!

Describe cougar, ? . For me it would mean female nearly perhaps 100

I have to go reverse ? Be a daddy ?

I am realist having been on Fab for many years. To many fake profiles etc. Yes there are a few . Finding ?

I know of one lady who would be interested! I think she is genuine too. We aren't allowed to post names here though, is that right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

But me saying hello doesn't mean I identify as cougar.. I hope?!

No, I'm older than you.

What does that make me. "

I've been asking myself that question for years.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi

There comes the bumhole bumper.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still awake

Khal drogo in the house

Was he a character in Neighbours in the late nineties?

Yes

Madge Bishop

That's who it is

I like Bishops.

So you should. They get so much bashing. "

These people like to bash bishops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

But me saying hello doesn't mean I identify as cougar.. I hope?!

No, I'm older than you.

What does that make me.

I've been asking myself that question for years."

If you were thinking of me for years your soul must be truly tormented.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still awake

Khal drogo in the house

Was he a character in Neighbours in the late nineties?

Yes

Madge Bishop

That's who it is

I like Bishops."

Hmm, I don't know. Don't find them lateral thinking enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He's still awake. ^

Always have sit down wee. Then no trouble from any female for leaving seat up

This section is giving me an erection.

Competition for jimbo

The more stiffies the better!

Moisturise your cock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's still awake. ^

Always have sit down wee. Then no trouble from any female for leaving seat up

This section is giving me an erection.

Competition for jimbo

The more stiffies the better!

In total agreement 100%

May I get erect, cut it off, lacquer it and give it out? Then encourage others to do so, starting a trend on Fab, so that one can start a collection of stiffies? Stiffy statues, dare I say?

You can make a cock mould with plaster of Paris I seen it somewhere on a sex site I'm happy to do the measurements

Is plaster of Paris not really dangerous???? Or is it when it reacts with something or gets heated? Either way, I'm down. But I hope your measuring instrument has millimetre units!"

Are you saying you have a pin widge?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He's still awake. ^

Always have sit down wee. Then no trouble from any female for leaving seat up

This section is giving me an erection.

Competition for jimbo

The more stiffies the better!

In total agreement 100%

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still awake

Khal drogo in the house

Was he a character in Neighbours in the late nineties?

Yes

Madge Bishop

That's who it is

I like Bishops.

So you should. They get so much bashing.

These people like to bash bishops

That's a terrible accusation. I have nothing but

Luuuurveeee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's still awake. ^

Always have sit down wee. Then no trouble from any female for leaving seat up

This section is giving me an erection.

Competition for jimbo

The more stiffies the better!

Moisturise your cock."

^^ he knows about cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

But me saying hello doesn't mean I identify as cougar.. I hope?!

No, I'm older than you.

What does that make me.

I've been asking myself that question for years.

If you were thinking of me for years your soul must be truly tormented.

To pine is to be tormented! Leave the poor laddie alone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I do like a late entry from Mr Mystique.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's still awake. ^

Always have sit down wee. Then no trouble from any female for leaving seat up

This section is giving me an erection.

Competition for jimbo

The more stiffies the better!

Moisturise your cock."

This is a good shout. Do you recommend any particular cream?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi

There comes the bumhole bumper.

Would you like me to do your bum?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

But me saying hello doesn't mean I identify as cougar.. I hope?!

No, I'm older than you.

What does that make me.

I've been asking myself that question for years.

If you were thinking of me for years your soul must be truly tormented.

To pine is to be tormented! Leave the poor laddie alone!"

Don't worry. He consented. Nobody said there was a place for enthusiasm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've been trying stuff some Jaffa Cakes up ma jacksie

It's contagious. Jaffa attacks.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_3mWYu3eY

I never heard that.

i like her white vest look"

A forgotten 80's gem. I'm guessing she was signed by Prince.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi

There comes the bumhole bumper.

Would you like me to do your bum?

Only on the island of Mystique.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's still awake. ^

Always have sit down wee. Then no trouble from any female for leaving seat up

This section is giving me an erection.

Competition for jimbo

The more stiffies the better!

In total agreement 100%

May I get erect, cut it off, lacquer it and give it out? Then encourage others to do so, starting a trend on Fab, so that one can start a collection of stiffies? Stiffy statues, dare I say?

You can make a cock mould with plaster of Paris I seen it somewhere on a sex site I'm happy to do the measurements

Is plaster of Paris not really dangerous???? Or is it when it reacts with something or gets heated? Either way, I'm down. But I hope your measuring instrument has millimetre units!

Are you saying you have a pin widge?

Well, I think I speak English well enough, but if you say it is pin widge then that is disappointing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi

There comes the bumhole bumper.

Would you like me to do your bum?

Only on the island of Mystique. "

I am an island

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do like a late entry from Mr Mystique."

Nocturnal pudding.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still awake

Khal drogo in the house

Was he a character in Neighbours in the late nineties?

Yes

Madge Bishop

That's who it is

I like Bishops.

So you should. They get so much bashing.

These people like to bash bishops

That's a terrible accusation. I have nothing but

Luuuurveeee. "

Laughed my tits off to this

I speak nothing but the truth

Anyway who doesn't like bashing a Bishop or spanking a monkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He's still awake. ^

Always have sit down wee. Then no trouble from any female for leaving seat up

This section is giving me an erection.

Competition for jimbo

The more stiffies the better!

In total agreement 100%

May I get erect, cut it off, lacquer it and give it out? Then encourage others to do so, starting a trend on Fab, so that one can start a collection of stiffies? Stiffy statues, dare I say?"

That's a typical Friday night at Mr Mystique's.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi

There comes the bumhole bumper.

Would you like me to do your bum?

Only on the island of Mystique.

I am an island

And I am a river.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do like a late entry from Mr Mystique."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi

There comes the bumhole bumper.

Would you like me to do your bum?

Only on the island of Mystique.

I am an island

And I am a river.

uwazaj mnie za swojego tylka

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How was your nap jimbo? Or was you cracking one off?

I cracked one off a couple of hours ago.

Was it to/for/with anyone or anything? Or using purely your beautiful imagination and your mittens?"

It was to someone. #WankNews

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi

There comes the bumhole bumper.

Would you like me to do your bum?

Only on the island of Mystique.

I am an island

And I am a river.

uwazaj mnie za swojego tylka

almost there. I'm getting the gist. Or a fist. God knows.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's still awake. ^

Always have sit down wee. Then no trouble from any female for leaving seat up

This section is giving me an erection.

Competition for jimbo

The more stiffies the better!

In total agreement 100%

May I get erect, cut it off, lacquer it and give it out? Then encourage others to do so, starting a trend on Fab, so that one can start a collection of stiffies? Stiffy statues, dare I say?

You can make a cock mould with plaster of Paris I seen it somewhere on a sex site I'm happy to do the measurements

Is plaster of Paris not really dangerous???? Or is it when it reacts with something or gets heated? Either way, I'm down. But I hope your measuring instrument has millimetre units!

Are you saying you have a pin widge?

Well, I think I speak English well enough, but if you say it is pin widge then that is disappointing"

Well only way is to prove its not a pin widge and get it out then we can judge

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still awake

Khal drogo in the house

Was he a character in Neighbours in the late nineties?

Yes

Madge Bishop

That's who it is

I like Bishops.

So you should. They get so much bashing. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How was your nap jimbo? Or was you cracking one off?

I cracked one off a couple of hours ago.

Was it to/for/with anyone or anything? Or using purely your beautiful imagination and your mittens?

It was to someone. #WankNews"

#nocturnallatest

#loungegossip

#wankathon

#spillthenewsnotcum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi

There comes the bumhole bumper.

Would you like me to do your bum?

Only on the island of Mystique.

I am an island

And I am a river.

uwazaj mnie za swojego tylka

almost there. I'm getting the gist. Or a fist. God knows. "

You missed a table leg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's still awake. ^

Always have sit down wee. Then no trouble from any female for leaving seat up

This section is giving me an erection.

Competition for jimbo

The more stiffies the better!

In total agreement 100%

May I get erect, cut it off, lacquer it and give it out? Then encourage others to do so, starting a trend on Fab, so that one can start a collection of stiffies? Stiffy statues, dare I say?

You can make a cock mould with plaster of Paris I seen it somewhere on a sex site I'm happy to do the measurements

Is plaster of Paris not really dangerous???? Or is it when it reacts with something or gets heated? Either way, I'm down. But I hope your measuring instrument has millimetre units!

Are you saying you have a pin widge?

Well, I think I speak English well enough, but if you say it is pin widge then that is disappointing

Well only way is to prove its not a pin widge and get it out then we can judge

Ding dong!

But pictures are so deceptive! Apparently everyone on here at a 12 inch cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

But me saying hello doesn't mean I identify as cougar.. I hope?!

No, I'm older than you.

What does that make me.

I've been asking myself that question for years.

If you were thinking of me for years your soul must be truly tormented.

It is!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still awake

Khal drogo in the house

Was he a character in Neighbours in the late nineties?

Yes

Madge Bishop

That's who it is

I like Bishops.

So you should. They get so much bashing.

These people like to bash bishops

That's a terrible accusation. I have nothing but

Luuuurveeee. "

Bashing is love.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi

There comes the bumhole bumper.

Would you like me to do your bum?

Only on the island of Mystique.

I am an island

And I am a river.

uwazaj mnie za swojego tylka

My Polish is bad that's just terrible

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He's still awake. ^

Always have sit down wee. Then no trouble from any female for leaving seat up

This section is giving me an erection.

Competition for jimbo

The more stiffies the better!

Moisturise your cock.

This is a good shout. Do you recommend any particular cream?"

Any body lotion, it's all the same stuff. Little and often.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

But me saying hello doesn't mean I identify as cougar.. I hope?!

No, I'm older than you.

What does that make me.

I've been asking myself that question for years.

If you were thinking of me for years your soul must be truly tormented.

It is! "

I have that effect on people. Don't worry. There are good survival rates.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi

There comes the bumhole bumper.

Would you like me to do your bum?

Only on the island of Mystique.

I am an island

And I am a river.

uwazaj mnie za swojego tylka

My Polish is bad that's just terrible

J'aime joue less jabko

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi

There comes the bumhole bumper.

Would you like me to do your bum?

Only on the island of Mystique.

I am an island

And I am a river.

uwazaj mnie za swojego tylka

My Polish is bad that's just terrible

It's a very broken version. I'm imagining I'm supposed to be watching my precious behind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi

There comes the bumhole bumper.

Would you like me to do your bum?

Only on the island of Mystique.

I am an island

A sexy island.

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

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"Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

But me saying hello doesn't mean I identify as cougar.. I hope?!

Describe cougar, ? . For me it would mean female nearly perhaps 100

I have to go reverse ? Be a daddy ?

I am realist having been on Fab for many years. To many fake profiles etc. Yes there are a few . Finding ?

I know of one lady who would be interested! I think she is genuine too. We aren't allowed to post names here though, is that right?"

I have chatted to a lot . Found most are not genuine or fake profile

. Never know will as my age meet someone or couple

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By *lex_love6Man over a year ago

Manchester

Hello everybody...or should I say Good morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did anyone else used to wake up at 3am after watching The Exorcisms of Emily Rose..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everybody...or should I say Good morning"

It's afternoon somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Mr Mystique is the isle of man. That's why the Isle of Man has a flag with three legs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

But me saying hello doesn't mean I identify as cougar.. I hope?!

Describe cougar, ? . For me it would mean female nearly perhaps 100

I have to go reverse ? Be a daddy ?

I am realist having been on Fab for many years. To many fake profiles etc. Yes there are a few . Finding ?

I know of one lady who would be interested! I think she is genuine too. We aren't allowed to post names here though, is that right?

I have chatted to a lot . Found most are not genuine or fake profile

. Never know will as my age meet someone or couple

Sounds like you need a shag to get your confidence up man

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

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"Hello everybody...or should I say Good morning

It's afternoon somewhere. "

On cruise ships , most have eleven o clock bar. As somewhere it is eleven o clock

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello everybody...or should I say Good morning"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Alex. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. It's my pleasure to take your forum cherry. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr Mystique is the isle of man. That's why the Isle of Man has a flag with three legs."

This is comedy gold. 10/10.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Alex. I took his cherry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Alex. I took his cherry."

You are so depraved.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

But me saying hello doesn't mean I identify as cougar.. I hope?!

Describe cougar, ? . For me it would mean female nearly perhaps 100

I have to go reverse ? Be a daddy ?

I am realist having been on Fab for many years. To many fake profiles etc. Yes there are a few . Finding ?

I know of one lady who would be interested! I think she is genuine too. We aren't allowed to post names here though, is that right?

I have chatted to a lot . Found most are not genuine or fake profile

. Never know will as my age meet someone or couple

Are there any women out there reading this willing to give this gentleman a good seeing to? Please respond somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr Mystique is the isle of man. That's why the Isle of Man has a flag with three legs."

Jake the peg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr Mystique is the isle of man. That's why the Isle of Man has a flag with three legs."

Yeah, one of them is kicking my ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

But me saying hello doesn't mean I identify as cougar.. I hope?!

Describe cougar, ? . For me it would mean female nearly perhaps 100

I have to go reverse ? Be a daddy ?

I am realist having been on Fab for many years. To many fake profiles etc. Yes there are a few . Finding ?

I know of one lady who would be interested! I think she is genuine too. We aren't allowed to post names here though, is that right?

I have chatted to a lot . Found most are not genuine or fake profile

. Never know will as my age meet someone or couple

Are there any women out there reading this willing to give this gentleman a good seeing to? Please respond somewhere!"

Who needs a good seeing too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I do like a late entry from Mr Mystique.

Nocturnal pudding. "

Are you back on the Jaffa Cakes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr Mystique is the isle of man. That's why the Isle of Man has a flag with three legs.

Yeah, one of them is kicking my ass

Perpetual motion style?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to SkaterHer. He's curious about cougars.

But me saying hello doesn't mean I identify as cougar.. I hope?!

Describe cougar, ? . For me it would mean female nearly perhaps 100

I have to go reverse ? Be a daddy ?

I am realist having been on Fab for many years. To many fake profiles etc. Yes there are a few . Finding ?

I know of one lady who would be interested! I think she is genuine too. We aren't allowed to post names here though, is that right?

I have chatted to a lot . Found most are not genuine or fake profile

. Never know will as my age meet someone or couple

Are there any women out there reading this willing to give this gentleman a good seeing to? Please respond somewhere!

Who needs a good seeing too?

Senor GJB1957

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do like a late entry from Mr Mystique.

Nocturnal pudding.

Are you back on the Jaffa Cakes?"

I had enough for good couple of months. Or more.

I'm going to say na night. I'll be zombee today. Tell me to buzz off, Jim.

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Just watching olympics Bmx women's. Gold medal . Seeing what they do back flips etc . Must be insane

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mr Mystique is the isle of man. That's why the Isle of Man has a flag with three legs.

Yeah, one of them is kicking my ass

I thought it was a fly swatter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Part 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi

There comes the bumhole bumper.

Would you like me to do your bum?

Only on the island of Mystique.

I am an island

The River Why. Of course not, I'm river Teesing.

And I am a river.

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