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How many Jaffa Cakes do you think Tuberose can shove up her vaj?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many are in one of those metre long tubes you can buy at Christmas? "
Disappointingly only 3 packets worth, total rip off.
Anyway, I'll put the kettle on and dibs to eat them all afterwards with a stonking wet brew. |
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"How many are in one of those metre long tubes you can buy at Christmas?
Disappointingly only 3 packets worth, total rip off.
Anyway, I'll put the kettle on and dibs to eat them all afterwards with a stonking wet brew."
Well, our lovely Rose won't be wet after all that dry cakery absorbing all her.....ummmm.....juices  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How many are in one of those metre long tubes you can buy at Christmas?
Disappointingly only 3 packets worth, total rip off.
Anyway, I'll put the kettle on and dibs to eat them all afterwards with a stonking wet brew."
Three packets, that is disappointing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How many are in one of those metre long tubes you can buy at Christmas?
Disappointingly only 3 packets worth, total rip off.
Two tubes then  "
Two tubes for one Tube. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many are in one of those metre long tubes you can buy at Christmas?
Disappointingly only 3 packets worth, total rip off.
Anyway, I'll put the kettle on and dibs to eat them all afterwards with a stonking wet brew.
Well, our lovely Rose won't be wet after all that dry cakery absorbing all her.....ummmm.....juices "
I wonder if cake sponge acts like a sponge.. in there.. I guess you could squeeze it out again  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That’s a tricky question Jim. Everyone knows that the standard unit of measurement for Jaffa cakes is by the dozen, let’s go with a gross. "
Gross, I'm both shocked and appalled that you'd Jaffa Cake shame. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for tips for best technique. Please don't say to crumble them. I need to dunk.
Ahem, I've called dibs for dunking them in tea afterwards "
Madness. I doubt many will survive vagmageddon. |
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"That’s a tricky question Jim. Everyone knows that the standard unit of measurement for Jaffa cakes is by the dozen, let’s go with a gross.
Gross, I'm both shocked and appalled that you'd Jaffa Cake shame."
Oh Jim, you should know me well enough to know they I would never cake shame. Let me rephrase that : 144.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That’s a tricky question Jim. Everyone knows that the standard unit of measurement for Jaffa cakes is by the dozen, let’s go with a gross.
Gross, I'm both shocked and appalled that you'd Jaffa Cake shame.
Oh Jim, you should know me well enough to know they I would never cake shame. Let me rephrase that : 144.
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It's like a black hole. You are right. It even has an echo. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Which flavour?
Cherry 
Not many then, as you'd eat them before you got to the stuffing them in.
Fucking right. I'm down to four. "
Let's face it, who in their right mind would waste a Jaffa cake like that. Unless you pull them back out and eat them afterwards. |
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"I'm looking for tips for best technique. Please don't say to crumble them. I need to dunk. "
Sideways* insertion because the vagina expands better widthways than lengthways 
*I mean with the narrow edge up rather than the flat "face" of the confectionery  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm looking for tips for best technique. Please don't say to crumble them. I need to dunk.
Sideways* insertion because the vagina expands better widthways than lengthways
*I mean with the narrow edge up rather than the flat "face" of the confectionery "
Yes! I went for the stretch effect instead.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Which flavour?
Cherry
Not many then, as you'd eat them before you got to the stuffing them in.
Fucking right. I'm down to four.
Let's face it, who in their right mind would waste a Jaffa cake like that. Unless you pull them back out and eat them afterwards."
I'm not a wasteful girl.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A packet of 10. Blitz in food processor and add some marmalade to bind. Mould into 'suitable' shape, cover in melted chocolate, then chill to firmness but not too cold.
Has the added attraction that if you change your mind, you could tell Jim to stick it up his arse.
Take that, Delia. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A packet of 10. Blitz in food processor and add some marmalade to bind. Mould into 'suitable' shape, cover in melted chocolate, then chill to firmness but not too cold.
Has the added attraction that if you change your mind, you could tell Jim to stick it up his arse.
Take that, Delia. "
I screenshotted that.. 
You never know. We might publish online fab recipe book. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't forget to lick 'em first for optimal lubrication, Rose "
I tried. I bloody tried. I was excited and naturally drooling as jaffa cakes are favourite. The more I looked the more it seemed like I shat myself. |
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"Don't forget to lick 'em first for optimal lubrication, Rose
I tried. I bloody tried. I was excited and naturally drooling as jaffa cakes are favourite. The more I looked the more it seemed like I shat myself. "
Oh dear. Suggest a quick shower, otherwise it's going to be a VERY interesting convo with your doc about why you need industrial strength Canesten capsules |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't forget to lick 'em first for optimal lubrication, Rose
I tried. I bloody tried. I was excited and naturally drooling as jaffa cakes are favourite. The more I looked the more it seemed like I shat myself.
Oh dear. Suggest a quick shower, otherwise it's going to be a VERY interesting convo with your doc about why you need industrial strength Canesten capsules "
I think I'm sorted.
Worth the knowledge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is one funny thread. How in earth did this even start? "
You'd need to read nocturnal thread. Unless EJ can give you compact rundown. I'm opposite of compact. |
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"This is one funny thread. How in earth did this even start?
You'd need to read nocturnal thread. Unless EJ can give you compact rundown. I'm opposite of compact. "
I get it now. How these little things progress from the mention of little cakes that only the minds of fab could concoct.
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"This is one funny thread. How in earth did this even start?
You'd need to read nocturnal thread. Unless EJ can give you compact rundown. I'm opposite of compact.
I get it now. How these little things progress from the mention of little cakes that only the minds of fab could concoct.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That’s a tricky question Jim. Everyone knows that the standard unit of measurement for Jaffa cakes is by the dozen, let’s go with a gross.
Gross, I'm both shocked and appalled that you'd Jaffa Cake shame.
Oh Jim, you should know me well enough to know they I would never cake shame. Let me rephrase that : 144.
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
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As the founding member of the Jaffa cake appreciation society I would like to point out that this is not the intended use for said jaffa cakes and contravenes all rules of our society! A formal complaint will follow in the post.  |
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"As the founding member of the Jaffa cake appreciation society I would like to point out that this is not the intended use for said jaffa cakes and contravenes all rules of our society! A formal complaint will follow in the post. "
Post it in Rose's vaj. |
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. Buy or if you have biggest width / length dildo . Use first to stretch . Then insert jaffa cakes . 
