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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being touched or cuddled or spooned if I'm tired
When I'm goosed and it's sleepy time I have to be back to back
I have a particular hatred for cold nose air on my neck
Like if someone is spooning you and you can feel the air from their nose on you |
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"Being touched or cuddled or spooned if I'm tired
When I'm goosed and it's sleepy time I have to be back to back
I have a particular hatred for cold nose air on my neck
Like if someone is spooning you and you can feel the air from their nose on you "
spooning common theme  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For me that fly you see when the light is on .Then you turn the light off and wonder where it is  "
Cows and sheep really piss me off in the bedroom busman ding ding!!
So much noise and poo!!!
Tony |
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"For me that fly you see when the light is on .Then you turn the light off and wonder where it is
Cows and sheep really piss me off in the bedroom busman ding ding!!
So much noise and poo!!!
Tony"
big bedroom for all that cattle |
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over a year ago
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"Spiders that one minute are the far end of the room the next moment are gone  "
They wait until you're sleeping, slide down on their webbing then stick their willy's in your ear |
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"Spiders that one minute are the far end of the room the next moment are gone
They wait until you're sleeping, slide down on their webbing then stick their willy's in your ear"
does a spider have a big willy |
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"When the sheets get all twisty .. at 4 in the morn !  "
That shit can fuck right off
My morning alarm going off
Walking back in to discover I've dropped a pillowcase on the floor and the rest of the set is currently going round in the washing machine |
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"When the sheets get all twisty .. at 4 in the morn !
That shit can fuck right off
My morning alarm going off
Walking back in to discover I've dropped a pillowcase on the floor and the rest of the set is currently going round in the washing machine "
Luckily for me .. I gots one them ones where it has a compartment to put any loose items in ...  genius !! |
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"When the sheets get all twisty .. at 4 in the morn !
That shit can fuck right off
My morning alarm going off
Walking back in to discover I've dropped a pillowcase on the floor and the rest of the set is currently going round in the washing machine
Luckily for me .. I gots one them ones where it has a compartment to put any loose items in ... genius !! "
show off !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When the sheets get all twisty .. at 4 in the morn !
That shit can fuck right off
My morning alarm going off
Walking back in to discover I've dropped a pillowcase on the floor and the rest of the set is currently going round in the washing machine
Luckily for me .. I gots one them ones where it has a compartment to put any loose items in ... genius !! show off !!"
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"When the sheets get all twisty .. at 4 in the morn !
That shit can fuck right off
My morning alarm going off
Walking back in to discover I've dropped a pillowcase on the floor and the rest of the set is currently going round in the washing machine
Luckily for me .. I gots one them ones where it has a compartment to put any loose items in ... genius !! show off !!
well "
I bet you have dishwasher aswell |
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"When the sheets get all twisty .. at 4 in the morn !
That shit can fuck right off
My morning alarm going off
Walking back in to discover I've dropped a pillowcase on the floor and the rest of the set is currently going round in the washing machine
Luckily for me .. I gots one them ones where it has a compartment to put any loose items in ... genius !! "
Hang the fuck on... there are washing machines that you can add items into whilst it's on? Did I understand that or have I got the wrong end of the stick completely? |
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"When the sheets get all twisty .. at 4 in the morn !
That shit can fuck right off
My morning alarm going off
Walking back in to discover I've dropped a pillowcase on the floor and the rest of the set is currently going round in the washing machine
Luckily for me .. I gots one them ones where it has a compartment to put any loose items in ... genius !! "
Got one too...Best thing ever |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When the sheets get all twisty .. at 4 in the morn !
That shit can fuck right off
My morning alarm going off
Walking back in to discover I've dropped a pillowcase on the floor and the rest of the set is currently going round in the washing machine
Luckily for me .. I gots one them ones where it has a compartment to put any loose items in ... genius !!
Got one too...Best thing ever "
Does it begin with an “S” ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My cats. If one of them manages to barge in past me, they all do and to try to get them out is, well, like herding cats. They pile on to the bed taking up all available space and whinge if I try to move them. If I can get a space, they move in close or drape themselves over me until I roast. If I do fall asleep, I usually wake up with two or more of them scrapping loudly. Luckily, I have a spare room. |
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"When the sheets get all twisty .. at 4 in the morn !
That shit can fuck right off
My morning alarm going off
Walking back in to discover I've dropped a pillowcase on the floor and the rest of the set is currently going round in the washing machine
Luckily for me .. I gots one them ones where it has a compartment to put any loose items in ... genius !!
Got one too...Best thing ever
Does it begin with an “S” ? "
It does |
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The knowledge that this amazing feeling/connection has to end at some point(sometimes).
Someone saying 'What are you thinking about.'
The unspoken answer being, if you disregard the occasional above:NOTHING! I'm FEEEELING(and why are you thinking!?). Ooh. The irony. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
When you sleep at theirs and their bed is about a foot shorter than you’re used to.
Duvet hoggers.
Folk that want to cuddle you asleep. No. Give me a kiss and sod off over to your own side.
Bed partners with cold feet who think it’s hilarious to rest them on you.
No bedside nightime water.
They sleep with bedroom door wide open or fully closed. I like it ajar.
They only have one pillow each side of the bed. I like two.
Apart from that I’m easy going 
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"When you sleep at theirs and their bed is about a foot shorter than you’re used to.
Duvet hoggers.
Folk that want to cuddle you asleep. No. Give me a kiss and sod off over to your own side.
Bed partners with cold feet who think it’s hilarious to rest them on you.
No bedside nightime water.
They sleep with bedroom door wide open or fully closed. I like it ajar.
They only have one pillow each side of the bed. I like two.
Apart from that I’m easy going
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bunk beds for Luna xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When the sheets get all twisty .. at 4 in the morn !
That shit can fuck right off
My morning alarm going off
Walking back in to discover I've dropped a pillowcase on the floor and the rest of the set is currently going round in the washing machine
Luckily for me .. I gots one them ones where it has a compartment to put any loose items in ... genius !!
Got one too...Best thing ever
Does it begin with an “S” ?
It does "
very posh |
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By *LiamMan
over a year ago
Midlands |
"When you sleep at theirs and their bed is about a foot shorter than you’re used to.
Duvet hoggers.
Folk that want to cuddle you asleep. No. Give me a kiss and sod off over to your own side.
Bed partners with cold feet who think it’s hilarious to rest them on you.
No bedside nightime water.
They sleep with bedroom door wide open or fully closed. I like it ajar.
They only have one pillow each side of the bed. I like two.
Apart from that I’m easy going
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duvet hoggers are the worst sort of human  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you sleep at theirs and their bed is about a foot shorter than you’re used to.
Duvet hoggers.
Folk that want to cuddle you asleep. No. Give me a kiss and sod off over to your own side.
Bed partners with cold feet who think it’s hilarious to rest them on you.
No bedside nightime water.
They sleep with bedroom door wide open or fully closed. I like it ajar.
They only have one pillow each side of the bed. I like two.
Apart from that I’m easy going
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Sounds like you need a glass or two of cider or is it perry, I always get confused about those!  |
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"When you sleep at theirs and their bed is about a foot shorter than you’re used to.
Duvet hoggers.
Folk that want to cuddle you asleep. No. Give me a kiss and sod off over to your own side.
Bed partners with cold feet who think it’s hilarious to rest them on you.
No bedside nightime water.
They sleep with bedroom door wide open or fully closed. I like it ajar.
They only have one pillow each side of the bed. I like two.
Apart from that I’m easy going
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you sleep at theirs and their bed is about a foot shorter than you’re used to.
Duvet hoggers.
Folk that want to cuddle you asleep. No. Give me a kiss and sod off over to your own side.
Bed partners with cold feet who think it’s hilarious to rest them on you.
No bedside nightime water.
They sleep with bedroom door wide open or fully closed. I like it ajar.
They only have one pillow each side of the bed. I like two.
Apart from that I’m easy going
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I'll sleep on the floor. Get some peace |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A TV.
It was always a source of contention in our relationship. One person getting grumpy because the other wasn't ready for sleep yet or the other grumpy because they couldn't watch the end of the show because of a temper tantrum thrown by a tired asshole. |
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"A TV.
It was always a source of contention in our relationship. One person getting grumpy because the other wasn't ready for sleep yet or the other grumpy because they couldn't watch the end of the show because of a temper tantrum thrown by a tired asshole. "
all calm now xx ? |
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"A TV.
It was always a source of contention in our relationship. One person getting grumpy because the other wasn't ready for sleep yet or the other grumpy because they couldn't watch the end of the show because of a temper tantrum thrown by a tired asshole. all calm now xx ?"
Threw the TV out the window. |
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"A TV.
It was always a source of contention in our relationship. One person getting grumpy because the other wasn't ready for sleep yet or the other grumpy because they couldn't watch the end of the show because of a temper tantrum thrown by a tired asshole. all calm now xx ?
Threw the TV out the window. "
oh not so calm then what was on when you threw it through the window |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A TV.
It was always a source of contention in our relationship. One person getting grumpy because the other wasn't ready for sleep yet or the other grumpy because they couldn't watch the end of the show because of a temper tantrum thrown by a tired asshole. all calm now xx ?"
Oh yes. We stopped having a TV in the room years ago.
It was one of the best decisions we made |
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"A TV.
It was always a source of contention in our relationship. One person getting grumpy because the other wasn't ready for sleep yet or the other grumpy because they couldn't watch the end of the show because of a temper tantrum thrown by a tired asshole. all calm now xx ?
Oh yes. We stopped having a TV in the room years ago.
It was one of the best decisions we made"
good for you xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nervous cattle. really !!"
Yes. They're incredibly difficult to maneuvere around in a tight space and tend to leave your floor very slippery by morning. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Spiders that one minute are the far end of the room the next moment are gone
They wait until you're sleeping, slide down on their webbing then stick their willy's in your ear"
ah now I'll never sleep again |
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There's a 'shabby chic' very fucking stressed cabinet that my daughter gave to me ........ it's vile. I keep vile things in it. I keep beautiful things on top of it......... A kettle, some tea bags , a container of coffee a porcelain cup and a silver tea spoon. I love a cuppa when I wake up. And NO a teasmade doesn't cut it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are we talking general annoyances and decor or sex? 
I hate big lights during the night! I like cosy fairy lights and lamps.
I don't like boring plain bedding. I've always got cute bedding on my bed. 
Cheap flimsy beds that collapse and scream with with movement!
Dark bedrooms with small windows and no natural light.
Socks left on the floor!! I could kill my partner sometimes.  |
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"Smelly dirty clothes..."
This!!! Why my other half gets undressed and showers, not put his dirty clothes in the laundry bin in the bathroom but bring them back in and plonks them on the chair/floor is a mystery I've been unable to solve in seven years! |
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