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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Introduce yourself to fellow Forumites with a random statistic about yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm Leo and I've got size 9 feet.

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

AC here, and I'm a dive 30 waist

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

This is going to be another thread for men to lie about their cocks, isn't it?

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Out of about 90% of most profiles age range.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi there. I'm spaghetticake. I once broke my back. I don't recommend it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"AC here, and I'm a dive 30 waist"

Thanks AC, snake hips !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is going to be another thread for men to lie about their cocks, isn't it?

Do you have a stat for us AD ?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm Posh, or NSP and I spend approximately 64.3% of the time I'm not working in the bath.

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By *acksLamentMan over a year ago

Wales

Evening...I'm Jack and I invented wednesdays and inkjet printers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi there. I'm spaghetticake. I once broke my back. I don't recommend it. "

Ouch, I'm sorry. How long was the full recovery period?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi there. I'm spaghetticake. I once broke my back. I don't recommend it.

Ouch, I'm sorry. How long was the full recovery period?"

About 6 months to the point where I didn't need the brace

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By *appyharryhMan over a year ago

Burntwood

I’m Jim, I have a small head. On my shoulders, get your mind out of the gutter people!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm Posh, or NSP and I spend approximately 64.3% of the time I'm not working in the bath."

I love a good long bathe ! Chances of road trip to Devon improved by 73%

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm Posh, or NSP and I spend approximately 64.3% of the time I'm not working in the bath.

I love a good long bathe ! Chances of road trip to Devon improved by 73%

I'm here now waiting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening...I'm Jack and I invented wednesdays and inkjet printers."

A nation thanks you for Hump Day, Jack

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By *bostCouple over a year ago

glasgow

Our username is Sbost. But it was prettyflower at first, hence Mrs Pf and mr Pf.

Factual, Mr is 6’2 and Mrs is 5’8.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm Posh, or NSP and I spend approximately 64.3% of the time I'm not working in the bath.

I love a good long bathe ! Chances of road trip to Devon improved by 73%

I'm here now waiting

86%

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

p6545 and I can wiggle my ears.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Out of about 90% of most profiles age range.

That's tough, but I hope that 10% is quality if not quantity.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"p6545 and I can wiggle my ears."
And I only read 1% of forum threads correctly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Our username is Sbost. But it was prettyflower at first, hence Mrs Pf and mr Pf.

Factual, Mr is 6’2 and Mrs is 5’8."

Hi Sboost. Mr has two inches on me

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By *acksLamentMan over a year ago

Wales

"Evening...I'm Jack and I invented wednesdays and inkjet printers.

A nation thanks you for Hump Day, Jack

Hump day was it's original name but I changed it last minute because I wanted to name it after my favourite member of the Adams family, which curiously I also co invented alongside Michael Bublé.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"p6545 and I can wiggle my ears. And I only read 1% of forum threads correctly."

I guess wiggling two ears is a stat!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *nfin8yWoman over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I’m a petite 5ft 2.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I'm PP, 4'11 with size 3 feet, a big gob and I'm sarcastic 75% of the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m a petite 5ft 2. "

With a fine pair of pins as they say in London (pin pegs=legs)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm Doc or Mike and have had three near death experiences in my life!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm PP, 4'11 with size 3 feet, a big gob and I'm sarcastic 75% of the time."

I used to go dancing with a friend with size 3 feet, but I still managed to tred on them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm Doc or Mike and have had three near death experiences in my life!

That's an opener, Doc ! Details ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm Jim and my 100m PB is 11.7 seconds in 2002

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By *nfin8yWoman over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"I’m a petite 5ft 2.

With a fine pair of pins as they say in London (pin pegs=legs)

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm PP, 4'11 with size 3 feet, a big gob and I'm sarcastic 75% of the time.

I used to go dancing with a friend with size 3 feet, but I still managed to tred on them.

I stand on my own so I really wouldn't stress it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm Jim and my 100m PB is 11.7 seconds in 2002"

Hi Jim, that is pretty fast. Did you compete at that distance ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm Bants, my friends call me Rossco and I've only got 7 fingers. Well, 10 but 3 are missing the tips.

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m busty belle and my mouth is that big I can fit my whole fist in it

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm Bants, my friends call me Rossco and I've only got 7 fingers. Well, 10 but 3 are missing the tips.

Told ya to knuckle down and concentrate... pfft, look what happened

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm Bants, my friends call me Rossco and I've only got 7 fingers. Well, 10 but 3 are missing the tips.

Work accident ?"

Have a look at my 2nd vid from the top

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm Bants, my friends call me Rossco and I've only got 7 fingers. Well, 10 but 3 are missing the tips.

Oh bants I forgot about your tips

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm Bants, my friends call me Rossco and I've only got 7 fingers. Well, 10 but 3 are missing the tips.

Work accident ?

Have a look at my 2nd vid from the top

Nope, top vid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm Jim and my 100m PB is 11.7 seconds in 2002

Hi Jim, that is pretty fast. Did you compete at that distance ?"

Yep was county champ aged 16

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm Bants, my friends call me Rossco and I've only got 7 fingers. Well, 10 but 3 are missing the tips.

Work accident ?

Have a look at my 2nd vid from the top

Nope, top vid "

Thumbs Up...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m busty belle and my mouth is that big I can fit my whole fist in it

Handy

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm Bants, my friends call me Rossco and I've only got 7 fingers. Well, 10 but 3 are missing the tips.

Work accident ?

Have a look at my 2nd vid from the top

Nope, top vid

Thumbs Up..."

I just renewed my site supporter purely to watch it myself. Jesus

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm Bants, my friends call me Rossco and I've only got 7 fingers. Well, 10 but 3 are missing the tips.

Work accident ?

Have a look at my 2nd vid from the top

Nope, top vid

Thumbs Up...

I just renewed my site supporter purely to watch it myself. Jesus

Don't mention hand injuries to Jesus, please

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm Bants, my friends call me Rossco and I've only got 7 fingers. Well, 10 but 3 are missing the tips.

Work accident ?

Have a look at my 2nd vid from the top

Nope, top vid

Thumbs Up...

I just renewed my site supporter purely to watch it myself. Jesus

Don't mention hand injuries to Jesus, please

He might get cross with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m Jim, I have a small head. On my shoulders, get your mind out of the gutter people!!!"

Hi Jim. Thanks for the head's up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm Bants, my friends call me Rossco and I've only got 7 fingers. Well, 10 but 3 are missing the tips.

Work accident ?

Have a look at my 2nd vid from the top

Nope, top vid

Thumbs Up...

I just renewed my site supporter purely to watch it myself. Jesus

Don't mention hand injuries to Jesus, please

He might get cross with me "

Lol, you nailed that one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm Bants, my friends call me Rossco and I've only got 7 fingers. Well, 10 but 3 are missing the tips.

Work accident ?

Have a look at my 2nd vid from the top

Nope, top vid "

Fun times

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm Bants, my friends call me Rossco and I've only got 7 fingers. Well, 10 but 3 are missing the tips.

Work accident ?

Have a look at my 2nd vid from the top

Nope, top vid

Fun times

It's a brilliant video. Hope the recovery has gone ok, Mr B.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

I'm Kat in 5 7 with big boobs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm Kat in 5 7 with big boobs. "

Evening Kat, and your favourite book is The Great Gatsby ?

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

I'm Sarah and in my post-shag feedback survey 93.3% of people scored me as good, very good or outstanding.

They are the only three options on the survey; I know how to set myself up for success.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm Lemon and my tits touch my knees if I've not got a bra on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm Sarah and in my post-shag feedback survey 93.3% of people scored me as good, very good or outstanding.

They are the only three options on the survey; I know how to set myself up for success."

Hello Sarah. I obviously need to up my game, my last review on shag-advisor said 'awful service and small portions'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m northwestguyxxx and I only really wear one brand of underwear and one brand of socks - proper creature of habit once I’ve found what I like in that part of life, which is ironic

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

"I'm Sarah and in my post-shag feedback survey 93.3% of people scored me as good, very good or outstanding.

They are the only three options on the survey; I know how to set myself up for success.

Hello Sarah. I obviously need to up my game, my last review on shag-advisor said 'awful service and small portions'

Shag-advisor is a bunch of toss though, you never want to listen to that feedback.

Do your own surveymonkey survey. It's the future.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm Lemon and my tits touch my knees if I've not got a bra on."

Heh Lemon. I used to love that song, 'Tits, knees and boomps-a-daisy.' But wtf is a boompsadaisy ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m northwestguyxxx and I only really wear one brand of underwear and one brand of socks - proper creature of habit once I’ve found what I like in that part of life, which is ironic

Hi Northwestguy. I only wear one make of pants but will wear any sock, I should be kinder to my feet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi hi, I’m Kylie and I like to stick my tongue out A LOT!

and I’m not even sorry lol

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By *.R.MMan over a year ago

Norfolk

I’m Skydrol I like to run

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi hi, I’m Kylie and I like to stick my tongue out A LOT!

and I’m not even sorry lol "

Hi Kylie. And out of 100 how statistically hot is Jack Grealish?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m Skydrol I like to run

Good evening Syydrol. How far is a typical run for you ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm Rose. I have standard equipment. No fancy numbers;-)

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By *.R.MMan over a year ago

Norfolk

"I’m Skydrol I like to run

Good evening Syydrol. How far is a typical run for you ?"

Longest is 50km the shortest is 5km do anything in between

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m Skydrol I like to run

Good evening Syydrol. How far is a typical run for you ?

Longest is 50km the shortest is 5km do anything in between

Wow, 50k is some distance. I presume that was a competitive race?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm Rose. I have standard equipment. No fancy numbers;-)"

Hello Rose, do you know your hat size? I had to measure mine recently and wondered how many people would know theirs ?

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By *.R.MMan over a year ago

Norfolk

"I’m Skydrol I like to run

Good evening Syydrol. How far is a typical run for you ?

Longest is 50km the shortest is 5km do anything in between

Wow, 50k is some distance. I presume that was a competitive race?"

It was, an ultra in wales bloody hilly too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m Skydrol I like to run

Good evening Syydrol. How far is a typical run for you ?

Longest is 50km the shortest is 5km do anything in between

Wow, 50k is some distance. I presume that was a competitive race?

It was, an ultra in wales bloody hilly too "

A bit different to training in Norfolk I'm guessing !

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By *.R.MMan over a year ago

Norfolk

It is, there are a few hills in Norfolk but nothing like the Welsh ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im mischief....literally! And I'm 6ft1 with size 10-11 feet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im mischief....literally! And I'm 6ft1 with size 10-11 feet!

Hi mischief. Is it hard getting the shoes you want and like in larger sizes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi hi, I’m Kylie and I like to stick my tongue out A LOT!

and I’m not even sorry lol

Hi Kylie. And out of 100 how statistically hot is Jack Grealish?"

Like 100x1000

minimum! He’s my babe

he just doesn’t know it …yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi hi, I’m Kylie and I like to stick my tongue out A LOT!

and I’m not even sorry lol

Hi Kylie. And out of 100 how statistically hot is Jack Grealish?

Like 100x1000

minimum! He’s my babe

he just doesn’t know it …yet "

Impressive stats, Jack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm Rose. I have standard equipment. No fancy numbers;-)

Hello Rose, do you know your hat size? I had to measure mine recently and wondered how many people would know theirs ?"

Only a big head was going to fit this explosive brain

and yeah I do know my size.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had 12 heart attacks and a cardiac arrest after being too close to something that went boom and left a crater in the road thirty years ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm Rose. I have standard equipment. No fancy numbers;-)

Hello Rose, do you know your hat size? I had to measure mine recently and wondered how many people would know theirs ?

Only a big head was going to fit this explosive brain

and yeah I do know my size. "

There's an old insult that if brains were dynamite someone wouldn't have enough to blow their hat off, so I'm not surprised you've got enough to blast several trilbys to the heavens !

My hat size is 59cm btw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've had 12 heart attacks and a cardiac arrest after being too close to something that went boom and left a crater in the road thirty years ago"

That is a big stat but you're still standing so you must have some heart.

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

I'm Dirty and I once had trials with Chelsea.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

While I was a climber my feet were a size 3, since I stopped they’re back to a size 5!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm Dirty and I once had trials with Chelsea....."

As a Chelsea supporter I'm impressed and jealous. We've haven't had a real Dirty player for a while now.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I'm Mrs Twist my nipples. If you twist them just right I spontaneously combust. I am also an excellent waterskier.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm Doc or Mike and have had three near death experiences in my life!

That's an opener, Doc ! Details ?"

1) Electrocuted

2) Run over by a car

3) Playing on breakwaters seeing how far I could climb out without getting wet I fell in and nearly drowned, I couldn't swim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"While I was a climber my feet were a size 3, since I stopped they’re back to a size 5!

See I didn't even know that was a thing! Climbing must put huge strain on the feet and hands.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"While I was a climber my feet were a size 3, since I stopped they’re back to a size 5!

See I didn't even know that was a thing! Climbing must put huge strain on the feet and hands."

Sure is!! It’s like dancers wearing point shoes, bloody painful until your feet and hands get used to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm Mrs Twist my nipples. If you twist them just right I spontaneously combust. I am also an excellent waterskier.

Mrs TMN x"

Please don't twist Mrs TMN's nipples while she is waterskiing. It will take ages to find all the pieces when she explodes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"While I was a climber my feet were a size 3, since I stopped they’re back to a size 5!

See I didn't even know that was a thing! Climbing must put huge strain on the feet and hands.

Sure is!! It’s like dancers wearing point shoes, bloody painful until your feet and hands get used to it "

And when you stop I assume the muscles change and relax, hence the bigger shoe size?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

CMM and I sleep when I'm not awake

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

Hello and I’m a nob so goodbye

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"CMM and I sleep when I'm not awake"

Hi CMM, I hope you're not daydreaming

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I'm Mrs Twist my nipples. If you twist them just right I spontaneously combust. I am also an excellent waterskier.

Mrs TMN x

Please don't twist Mrs TMN's nipples while she is waterskiing. It will take ages to find all the pieces when she explodes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm Rose. I have standard equipment. No fancy numbers;-)

Hello Rose, do you know your hat size? I had to measure mine recently and wondered how many people would know theirs ?

Only a big head was going to fit this explosive brain

and yeah I do know my size.

There's an old insult that if brains were dynamite someone wouldn't have enough to blow their hat off, so I'm not surprised you've got enough to blast several trilbys to the heavens !

My hat size is 59cm btw."

Fedora looks good on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Only a big head was going to fit this explosive brain

and yeah I do know my size.

There's an old insult that if brains were dynamite someone wouldn't have enough to blow their hat off, so I'm not surprised you've got enough to blast several trilbys to the heavens !

My hat size is 59cm btw.

Fedora looks good on me

That's a lovely word (and hat). In Greek it's a woman's name meaning God's gift.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is going to be another thread for men to lie about their cocks, isn't it?

Nah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was once no1 printer in uk

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

I'm not a natural blonde

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not a natural blonde

Yet still you have more fun !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only a big head was going to fit this explosive brain

and yeah I do know my size.

There's an old insult that if brains were dynamite someone wouldn't have enough to blow their hat off, so I'm not surprised you've got enough to blast several trilbys to the heavens !

My hat size is 59cm btw.

Fedora looks good on me

That's a lovely word (and hat). In Greek it's a woman's name meaning God's gift."

Oh I love that. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was once no1 printer in uk"

Hi adventure, you'd have to explain more but that certainly sounds impressive.

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By *ic_khan2341Man over a year ago

Manchester

I have Size 9.5 shoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm MissD and I have a phat ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm MissD and I have a phat ass

Good late evening MissD. I believe the young uns now use 'phat' to mean highly attractive, so take phat as a compliment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have Size 9.5 shoes "

Hi Vic, I have one size 9 foot and one 9.5 so no shoes ever really fit well on both.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm new

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm new

You're a fresh breeze on the Forum every day, Yas. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fit numerous jaffa cakes up my vag. Inspirational mess.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm new

You're a fresh breeze on the Forum every day, Yas. x"

Like wise xxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I fit numerous jaffa cakes up my vag. Inspirational mess. "

Is that a variation on an Eton Mess? Another one for the Fab cookbook.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm Chunky Gent and I've got 54b moobs.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I fit numerous jaffa cakes up my vag. Inspirational mess. "

Now this I'd like to see

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm Chunky Gent and I've got 54b moobs.

Good morning CG, looking at your new avatar I say, just roll with it !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm nobody.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm Chunky Gent and I've got 54b moobs.

Good morning CG, looking at your new avatar I say, just roll with it !

They kept me busy this afternoon.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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"I'm nobody."

Dont be silly xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fit numerous jaffa cakes up my vag. Inspirational mess.

Is that a variation on an Eton Mess? Another one for the Fab cookbook.

They melt super fast. It looked more like a chocolate jaffa sundae after few moments. I'm hot. Clearly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fit numerous jaffa cakes up my vag. Inspirational mess.

Now this I'd like to see

I don't know. Its all like brown splatter against pink canvas.

You must not attract other similar images.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I'm nobody."

Not to me x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fit numerous jaffa cakes up my vag. Inspirational mess.

Is that a variation on an Eton Mess? Another one for the Fab cookbook.

They melt super fast. It looked more like a chocolate jaffa sundae after few moments. I'm hot. Clearly.

"
super hot.

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By *LiamMan over a year ago

Midlands

I made it out of a near impossible environment growing up and set up a pretty decent life for myself. I'm happy with my stats

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I fit numerous jaffa cakes up my vag. Inspirational mess.

Now this I'd like to see

I don't know. Its all like brown splatter against pink canvas.

You must not attract other similar images. "

Too late, the images are already there

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I made it out of a near impossible environment growing up and set up a pretty decent life for myself. I'm happy with my cock"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I fit numerous jaffa cakes up my vag. Inspirational mess.

Is that a variation on an Eton Mess? Another one for the Fab cookbook.

They melt super fast. It looked more like a chocolate jaffa sundae after few moments. I'm hot. Clearly.

Sundae Girl

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u5SmLgGnKJ4

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm Damien and I once drank 2 litres of cider in 32 seconds. To impress a girl. She was horrified and never spoke to me again

I was also quite gassy afterwards

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I made it out of a near impossible environment growing up and set up a pretty decent life for myself. I'm happy with my stats"

More power to you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm nobody."

Not true. You're the only you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I made it out of a near impossible environment growing up and set up a pretty decent life for myself. I'm happy with my stats

More power to you!"

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

We all have a story

I'm me

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I'm Damien and I once drank 2 litres of cider in 32 seconds. To impress a girl. She was horrified and never spoke to me again

I was also quite gassy afterwards "

I dunno what has a guy got to do eh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm Damien and I once drank 2 litres of cider in 32 seconds. To impress a girl. She was horrified and never spoke to me again

I was also quite gassy afterwards "

Good morning Damien, cider but not inside her then.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm leoblooms and I sell dildos

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We all have a story

I'm me"

Yes Yas. We can only be our best selves, or keep trying at least.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/08/21 00:35:24]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm leoblooms and I sell dildos "

Why not, spread a little happiness

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm leoblooms and I sell dildos

Why not, spread a little happiness

A penis saucy

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"We all have a story

I'm me

Yes Yas. We can only be our best selves, or keep trying at least.

I was raised well x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a leo, 38, 6"1, size 10 shoes, cock two hands and nub, 15.6st, love giving oral, party trick flip my eye lids inside out,

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"[Removed by poster at 01/08/21 00:35:24]"

We saw

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Two Leo's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm Damien and I once drank 2 litres of cider in 32 seconds. To impress a girl. She was horrified and never spoke to me again

I was also quite gassy afterwards

I dunno what has a guy got to do eh!

I know!! I was a total catch back then.

Now I limit myself to one pint races. I see it as maturation

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm a leo, 38, 6"1, size 10 shoes, cock two hands and nub, 15.6st, love giving oral, party trick flip my eye lids inside out, "
.

Morning painter. A real Leo then, not a fake Fab Leo like me.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

"I'm Kat in 5 7 with big boobs.

Evening Kat, and your favourite book is The Great Gatsby ?"

You are good. Are you saying i shouldn't have stated the bleeding obvious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm Damien and I once drank 2 litres of cider in 32 seconds. To impress a girl. She was horrified and never spoke to me again

I was also quite gassy afterwards

Good morning Damien, cider but not inside her then.

Tragically this was the story of my social life from ages 14 to 20 Leo.

So tragic

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Random statistic

My legs go on and on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm leoblooms and I sell dildos

Why not, spread a little happiness

A penis saucy"

Well I've got the penis and you're saucy ! Let's go into partnership.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm leoblooms and I sell dildos

Why not, spread a little happiness

A penis saucy

Well I've got the penis and you're saucy ! Let's go into partnership.

Ha penis

Happiness

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm leoblooms and I sell dildos

Why not, spread a little happiness

A penis saucy

Well I've got the penis and you're saucy ! Let's go into partnership.

Ha penis

Happiness "

We all need. You bring.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm leoblooms and I sell dildos

Why not, spread a little happiness

A penis saucy

Well I've got the penis and you're saucy ! Let's go into partnership.

Ha penis

Happiness

We all need. You bring.

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm Kat in 5 7 with big boobs.

Evening Kat, and your favourite book is The Great Gatsby ?

You are good. Are you saying i shouldn't have stated the bleeding obvious

Nooo, just remembering a nice chat we once had about Gatsby. Nothing wrong with obvious charms

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I'm Damien and I once drank 2 litres of cider in 32 seconds. To impress a girl. She was horrified and never spoke to me again

I was also quite gassy afterwards

I dunno what has a guy got to do eh!

I know!! I was a total catch back then.

Now I limit myself to one pint races. I see it as maturation "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello everyone I am natalie I am a fun bubbly person who is just a general flirt my flirty ness hasn’t to be took to serious but if you want it to get serious then I am always down for a hot night

I like to play the innocent roll in public but in the sheets I am a absolute wild freek who absolutely loves it

I am the kind off person that you can take home to mom but also have all the boys come around at the week to have a go on me

For the woman I am very careing and romantic love to sweep woman off they feet and charm them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im worf I was cheif of security on the USS Enterprise NCC 1701 D

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Im worf I was cheif of security on the USS Enterprise NCC 1701 D"

MY bodyguard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im worf I was cheif of security on the USS Enterprise NCC 1701 D

MY bodyguard "
bat'leths at the ready

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Im worf I was cheif of security on the USS Enterprise NCC 1701 D

MY bodyguard bat'leths at the ready "

Do we fall in love?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hello everyone I am natalie I am a fun bubbly person who is just a general flirt my flirty ness hasn’t to be took to serious but if you want it to get serious then I am always down for a hot night

I like to play the innocent roll in public but in the sheets I am a absolute wild freek who absolutely loves it

I am the kind off person that you can take home to mom but also have all the boys come around at the week to have a go on me

For the woman I am very careing and romantic love to sweep woman off they feet and charm them "

Definitely xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im worf I was cheif of security on the USS Enterprise NCC 1701 D

MY bodyguard bat'leths at the ready

Do we fall in love?"
are you Jadzia dax

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m WB and I am actually blonde

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m WB and I am actually blonde"
your also unbelievably hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone I am natalie I am a fun bubbly person who is just a general flirt my flirty ness hasn’t to be took to serious but if you want it to get serious then I am always down for a hot night

I like to play the innocent roll in public but in the sheets I am a absolute wild freek who absolutely loves it

I am the kind off person that you can take home to mom but also have all the boys come around at the week to have a go on me

For the woman I am very careing and romantic love to sweep woman off they feet and charm them

Definitely xxxx"

Awww thank you so much sis your beautiful as well xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Im worf I was cheif of security on the USS Enterprise NCC 1701 D

MY bodyguard bat'leths at the ready

Do we fall in love?are you Jadzia dax"

Dont watch star trek

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hello everyone I am natalie I am a fun bubbly person who is just a general flirt my flirty ness hasn’t to be took to serious but if you want it to get serious then I am always down for a hot night

I like to play the innocent roll in public but in the sheets I am a absolute wild freek who absolutely loves it

I am the kind off person that you can take home to mom but also have all the boys come around at the week to have a go on me

For the woman I am very careing and romantic love to sweep woman off they feet and charm them

Definitely xxxx

Awww thank you so much sis your beautiful as well xxx"

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello, I'm Sidney* and I have more than the average number of legs.

* I'm not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im worf I was cheif of security on the USS Enterprise NCC 1701 D

MY bodyguard bat'leths at the ready

Do we fall in love?are you Jadzia dax

Dont watch star trek "
Jadzia dax was seriously sexy

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Im worf I was cheif of security on the USS Enterprise NCC 1701 D

MY bodyguard bat'leths at the ready

Do we fall in love?are you Jadzia dax

Dont watch star trek Jadzia dax was seriously sexy "

Not as sexy as me

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Hello everyone I am natalie I am a fun bubbly person who is just a general flirt my flirty ness hasn’t to be took to serious but if you want it to get serious then I am always down for a hot night

I like to play the innocent roll in public but in the sheets I am a absolute wild freek who absolutely loves it

I am the kind off person that you can take home to mom but also have all the boys come around at the week to have a go on me

For the woman I am very careing and romantic love to sweep woman off they feet and charm them

Definitely xxxx

Awww thank you so much sis your beautiful as well xxx"
.you are both beautiful xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hello everyone I am natalie I am a fun bubbly person who is just a general flirt my flirty ness hasn’t to be took to serious but if you want it to get serious then I am always down for a hot night

I like to play the innocent roll in public but in the sheets I am a absolute wild freek who absolutely loves it

I am the kind off person that you can take home to mom but also have all the boys come around at the week to have a go on me

For the woman I am very careing and romantic love to sweep woman off they feet and charm them

Definitely xxxx

Awww thank you so much sis your beautiful as well xxx.you are both beautiful xx"

As are you love your new pics xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone I am natalie I am a fun bubbly person who is just a general flirt my flirty ness hasn’t to be took to serious but if you want it to get serious then I am always down for a hot night

I like to play the innocent roll in public but in the sheets I am a absolute wild freek who absolutely loves it

I am the kind off person that you can take home to mom but also have all the boys come around at the week to have a go on me

For the woman I am very careing and romantic love to sweep woman off they feet and charm them

Definitely xxxx

Awww thank you so much sis your beautiful as well xxx.you are both beautiful xx"

Awww thank you so much Anabelle so are you absolutely stunningly beautiful xx

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Hello everyone I am natalie I am a fun bubbly person who is just a general flirt my flirty ness hasn’t to be took to serious but if you want it to get serious then I am always down for a hot night

I like to play the innocent roll in public but in the sheets I am a absolute wild freek who absolutely loves it

I am the kind off person that you can take home to mom but also have all the boys come around at the week to have a go on me

For the woman I am very careing and romantic love to sweep woman off they feet and charm them

Definitely xxxx

Awww thank you so much sis your beautiful as well xxx.you are both beautiful xx

As are you love your new pics xx

Ah the pics

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Hello everyone I am natalie I am a fun bubbly person who is just a general flirt my flirty ness hasn’t to be took to serious but if you want it to get serious then I am always down for a hot night

I like to play the innocent roll in public but in the sheets I am a absolute wild freek who absolutely loves it

I am the kind off person that you can take home to mom but also have all the boys come around at the week to have a go on me

For the woman I am very careing and romantic love to sweep woman off they feet and charm them

Definitely xxxx

Awww thank you so much sis your beautiful as well xxx.you are both beautiful xx

Awww thank you so much Anabelle so are you absolutely stunningly beautiful xx"

AWW thanks Natalie my lovely xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hello everyone I am natalie I am a fun bubbly person who is just a general flirt my flirty ness hasn’t to be took to serious but if you want it to get serious then I am always down for a hot night

I like to play the innocent roll in public but in the sheets I am a absolute wild freek who absolutely loves it

I am the kind off person that you can take home to mom but also have all the boys come around at the week to have a go on me

For the woman I am very careing and romantic love to sweep woman off they feet and charm them

Definitely xxxx

Awww thank you so much sis your beautiful as well xxx.you are both beautiful xx

As are you love your new pics xx

Ah the pics

xx"

Cheeky x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im worf I was cheif of security on the USS Enterprise NCC 1701 D

MY bodyguard bat'leths at the ready

Do we fall in love?are you Jadzia dax

Dont watch star trek Jadzia dax was seriously sexy

Not as sexy as me"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone I am natalie I am a fun bubbly person who is just a general flirt my flirty ness hasn’t to be took to serious but if you want it to get serious then I am always down for a hot night

I like to play the innocent roll in public but in the sheets I am a absolute wild freek who absolutely loves it

I am the kind off person that you can take home to mom but also have all the boys come around at the week to have a go on me

For the woman I am very careing and romantic love to sweep woman off they feet and charm them

Definitely xxxx

Awww thank you so much sis your beautiful as well xxx.you are both beautiful xx

Awww thank you so much Anabelle so are you absolutely stunningly beautiful xx

AWW thanks Natalie my lovely xx"

Your welcome anytime xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Im worf I was cheif of security on the USS Enterprise NCC 1701 D

MY bodyguard bat'leths at the ready

Do we fall in love?are you Jadzia dax

Dont watch star trek Jadzia dax was seriously sexy

Not as sexy as me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm Jim and I'm poster 175.

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