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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oreo Speedwagon.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *JB1954Man  over a year ago

Reading

Nearly next day. See if posting early

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Oreo Speedwagon. "

Heard it from a friend who

Heard it from a friend who

Heard it from another

You've been messing around

Love me some 80's AOR

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oreo Speedwagon. "

Yes! And you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, excellent work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" "

Flutter flutter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nearly next day. See if posting early "

³rd again!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Still thinking about alternative Oreo description

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

In

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

On his day today Jimmy received his sexy handjob

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By *JB1954Man  over a year ago

Reading


"Nearly next day. See if posting early

³rd again!"

Took advice and pulled socks up. Bit warm though wearing at moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Still thinking about alternative Oreo description "

Dirty girl!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

Here for my free strawberries and cream.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"On his day today Jimmy received his sexy handjob"

My day has come.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"On his day today Jimmy received his sexy handjob

My day has come."

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nearly next day. See if posting early

³rd again!

Took advice and pulled socks up. Bit warm though wearing at moment "

You can take them off now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Here for my free strawberries and cream. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cat. You're going to be the Cat that got the strawberries and cream.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Still thinking about alternative Oreo description

Dirty girl!"

It’s still a biscuit in my mind…. for now, the penny may drop at some point

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty and your neat vag. x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty and your neat vag. x"

Mine is not neat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty and your neat vag. x"

Haha that's a funny hello, are you Carrick in disguise?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty and your neat vag. x

Mine is not neat "

Every pussy is sacred.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty and your neat vag. x

Haha that's a funny hello, are you Carrick in disguise? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's the midnight hour. Happy Saturday!

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By *JB1954Man  over a year ago

Reading


"Nearly next day. See if posting early

³rd again!

Took advice and pulled socks up. Bit warm though wearing at moment

You can take them off now."

Thermal socks in this weather not good. Glad Fab does not have smell forum

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"It's the midnight hour. Happy Saturday!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Goodnight Jim and everyone. Thanks as ever for the splendid company. And the dirty biscuits

Leo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nearly next day. See if posting early

³rd again!

Took advice and pulled socks up. Bit warm though wearing at moment

You can take them off now.

Thermal socks in this weather not good. Glad Fab does not have smell forum "

Thermal socks in summer is silly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Goodnight Jim and everyone. Thanks as ever for the splendid company. And the dirty biscuits

Leo x"

You're very welcome. Na night.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Goodnight Jim and everyone. Thanks as ever for the splendid company. And the dirty biscuits

Leo x"

Look after

Bahuma x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. Happy Saturday!

"

I'm going to celebrate by having a sit-down wee.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"It's the midnight hour. Happy Saturday!"

Happy Saturday Jimbo.

Hoping GBR are going to win the gold in the mixed triathlon - currently 2st place

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Goodnight Jim and everyone. Thanks as ever for the splendid company. And the dirty biscuits

Leo x"

Night Leo. Sleep well xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty and your neat vag. x

Mine is not neat

Every pussy is sacred."

I thought it was sperms that were sacred, but my mistake

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. Happy Saturday!

Happy Saturday Jimbo.

Hoping GBR are going to win the gold in the mixed triathlon - currently 2st place "

Thanks.

Come on GB!

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"It's the midnight hour. Happy Saturday!

I'm going to celebrate by having a sit-down wee."

Ok il watch

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"It's the midnight hour. Happy Saturday!

Happy Saturday Jimbo.

Hoping GBR are going to win the gold in the mixed triathlon - currently 2st place "

Yay mixed triathlon people!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. Happy Saturday!

I'm going to celebrate by having a sit-down wee.

Ok il watch"

I can't piss if someone is watching me.

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By *quaman87Man  over a year ago

Colchester

Evening Mr Jim

How are we all??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. Happy Saturday!

Happy Saturday Jimbo.

Hoping GBR are going to win the gold in the mixed triathlon - currently 2st place

Yay mixed triathlon people!"

I've got Mixed Triathlon People's second album.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"It's the midnight hour. Happy Saturday!

I'm going to celebrate by having a sit-down wee.

Ok il watch

I can't piss if someone is watching me."

I'm doing my make up you pee

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"It's the midnight hour. Happy Saturday!

Happy Saturday Jimbo.

Hoping GBR are going to win the gold in the mixed triathlon - currently 2st place

Yay mixed triathlon people!

I've got Mixed Triathlon People's second album."

Gold or platinum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim

How are we all??"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Aquaman. I'm a bit tired and I need a sit-down wee. How are youuuuuuuuuu?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. Happy Saturday!

I'm going to celebrate by having a sit-down wee.

Ok il watch

I can't piss if someone is watching me.

I'm doing my make up you pee"

I'll try.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"It's the midnight hour. Happy Saturday!

I'm going to celebrate by having a sit-down wee.

Ok il watch

I can't piss if someone is watching me.

I'm doing my make up you pee

I'll try."

I'm not looking

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. Happy Saturday!

Happy Saturday Jimbo.

Hoping GBR are going to win the gold in the mixed triathlon - currently 2st place

Yay mixed triathlon people!

I've got Mixed Triathlon People's second album.

Gold or platinum?"

Gold.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Wipe it

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By *quaman87Man  over a year ago

Colchester


"Evening Mr Jim

How are we all??

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Aquaman. I'm a bit tired and I need a sit-down wee. How are youuuuuuuuuu?"

very well thanks. Sit down wee is a break from the norm so why not

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

I suppose I should hobble to the not-wheelchair accessible bathroom for a sit down wee too?! I didn't bring my crutches in because I thought I wouldn't need them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening. Xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I suppose I should hobble to the not-wheelchair accessible bathroom for a sit down wee too?! I didn't bring my crutches in because I thought I wouldn't need them "

Why are you on crutches xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I suppose I should hobble to the not-wheelchair accessible bathroom for a sit down wee too?! I didn't bring my crutches in because I thought I wouldn't need them "

Can not OH help with an accessible bathroom?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"It's the midnight hour. Happy Saturday!

Happy Saturday Jimbo.

Hoping GBR are going to win the gold in the mixed triathlon - currently 2st place

Yay mixed triathlon people!

I've got Mixed Triathlon People's second album.

Gold or platinum?

Gold."

Deffo gold! Almost 30 seconds ahead of the pack now. Woohoo!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I suppose I should hobble to the not-wheelchair accessible bathroom for a sit down wee too?! I didn't bring my crutches in because I thought I wouldn't need them

Why are you on crutches xx"

I've used crutches or wheelchair for the past 4.5yrs, Yasmeen. My last pregnancy resulted in a pelvic nerve injury which causes me a lot of problems with my left leg.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wipe it "

My bellend is wiped.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening Mr Jim

How are we all??"

Evening Aqua & your beautiful flowing locks. All good here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim

How are we all??

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Aquaman. I'm a bit tired and I need a sit-down wee. How are youuuuuuuuuu? very well thanks. Sit down wee is a break from the norm so why not "

Sit-down wees are standard for me.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I suppose I should hobble to the not-wheelchair accessible bathroom for a sit down wee too?! I didn't bring my crutches in because I thought I wouldn't need them

Why are you on crutches xx

I've used crutches or wheelchair for the past 4.5yrs, Yasmeen. My last pregnancy resulted in a pelvic nerve injury which causes me a lot of problems with my left leg."

Oh my xx

Xx

Hugs x

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Wipe it

My bellend is wiped."

Good

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I suppose I should hobble to the not-wheelchair accessible bathroom for a sit down wee too?! I didn't bring my crutches in because I thought I wouldn't need them "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I suppose I should hobble to the not-wheelchair accessible bathroom for a sit down wee too?! I didn't bring my crutches in because I thought I wouldn't need them

Can not OH help with an accessible bathroom?"

I'm currently in a hotel The bathroom doorway is too narrow for the chair...

As for at home, I asked for OT assessment three times over almost 4yrs and...........no-one comes out. I give up. But home is a different challenge.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. Happy Saturday!

Happy Saturday Jimbo.

Hoping GBR are going to win the gold in the mixed triathlon - currently 2st place

Yay mixed triathlon people!

I've got Mixed Triathlon People's second album.

Gold or platinum?

Gold.

Deffo gold! Almost 30 seconds ahead of the pack now. Woohoo! "

I'm loving this mixed relay.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening. Xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. How are you? x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Would it be rude to "squirt" on the hotel bed?! *Asking for a friend*

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By *JB1954Man  over a year ago

Reading


"Nearly next day. See if posting early

³rd again!

Took advice and pulled socks up. Bit warm though wearing at moment

You can take them off now.

Thermal socks in this weather not good. Glad Fab does not have smell forum

Thermal socks in summer is silly."

Put on wrong socks . Looked like normal until feet warmed up . Another note keep summer / winter socks separate.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"It's the midnight hour. Happy Saturday!

Happy Saturday Jimbo.

Hoping GBR are going to win the gold in the mixed triathlon - currently 2st place

Yay mixed triathlon people!

I've got Mixed Triathlon People's second album.

Gold or platinum?

Gold.

Deffo gold! Almost 30 seconds ahead of the pack now. Woohoo!

I'm loving this mixed relay. "

I shall watch the replay tomorrow

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Would it be rude to "squirt" on the hotel bed?! *Asking for a friend* "

Nooo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wipe it

My bellend is wiped.

Good "

All dry and purple.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I suppose I should hobble to the not-wheelchair accessible bathroom for a sit down wee too?! I didn't bring my crutches in because I thought I wouldn't need them

Can not OH help with an accessible bathroom?

I'm currently in a hotel The bathroom doorway is too narrow for the chair...

As for at home, I asked for OT assessment three times over almost 4yrs and...........no-one comes out. I give up. But home is a different challenge. "

Oh I see.

Ash said get on to them again and adult social services. They have a duty of care and legal responsibility to help make your home accessible. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening. Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. How are you? x"

I'm alive Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Would it be rude to "squirt" on the hotel bed?! *Asking for a friend* "

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Wipe it

My bellend is wiped.

Good

All dry and purple."

Purple did you trap it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

LORNA'S ALIVE!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I suppose I should hobble to the not-wheelchair accessible bathroom for a sit down wee too?! I didn't bring my crutches in because I thought I wouldn't need them

Can not OH help with an accessible bathroom?

I'm currently in a hotel The bathroom doorway is too narrow for the chair...

As for at home, I asked for OT assessment three times over almost 4yrs and...........no-one comes out. I give up. But home is a different challenge.

Oh I see.

Ash said get on to them again and adult social services. They have a duty of care and legal responsibility to help make your home accessible. X"

They don't answer the phone. Or email. Or respond to GP referrals. Or do anything. How do you get on to them if the phone just rings and rings and emails go unanswered?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"LORNA'S ALIVE!"

Can I have your autograph please, Brian?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I suppose I should hobble to the not-wheelchair accessible bathroom for a sit down wee too?! I didn't bring my crutches in because I thought I wouldn't need them

Can not OH help with an accessible bathroom?

I'm currently in a hotel The bathroom doorway is too narrow for the chair...

As for at home, I asked for OT assessment three times over almost 4yrs and...........no-one comes out. I give up. But home is a different challenge.

Oh I see.

Ash said get on to them again and adult social services. They have a duty of care and legal responsibility to help make your home accessible. X

They don't answer the phone. Or email. Or respond to GP referrals. Or do anything. How do you get on to them if the phone just rings and rings and emails go unanswered?"

Thats terrible! Contact adult social services. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"LORNA'S ALIVE!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

GJB has got to sort his drawers out.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Wheres Ace

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wipe it

My bellend is wiped.

Good

All dry and purple.

Purple did you trap it"

No, I shook it.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"I suppose I should hobble to the not-wheelchair accessible bathroom for a sit down wee too?! I didn't bring my crutches in because I thought I wouldn't need them

Can not OH help with an accessible bathroom?

I'm currently in a hotel The bathroom doorway is too narrow for the chair...

As for at home, I asked for OT assessment three times over almost 4yrs and...........no-one comes out. I give up. But home is a different challenge.

Oh I see.

Ash said get on to them again and adult social services. They have a duty of care and legal responsibility to help make your home accessible. X

They don't answer the phone. Or email. Or respond to GP referrals. Or do anything. How do you get on to them if the phone just rings and rings and emails go unanswered?"

They're twats, that's why. Council budget cuts. Adult adaptations are an "easy" saving, cos most of the recipients are older & don't complain cos they don't like making a fuss

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Wipe it

My bellend is wiped.

Good

All dry and purple.

Purple did you trap it

No, I shook it."

Should be pink

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"LORNA'S ALIVE!

Can I have your autograph please, Brian?"

And an interesting and detailed anecdote.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I suppose I should hobble to the not-wheelchair accessible bathroom for a sit down wee too?! I didn't bring my crutches in because I thought I wouldn't need them

Can not OH help with an accessible bathroom?

I'm currently in a hotel The bathroom doorway is too narrow for the chair...

As for at home, I asked for OT assessment three times over almost 4yrs and...........no-one comes out. I give up. But home is a different challenge.

Oh I see.

Ash said get on to them again and adult social services. They have a duty of care and legal responsibility to help make your home accessible. X

They don't answer the phone. Or email. Or respond to GP referrals. Or do anything. How do you get on to them if the phone just rings and rings and emails go unanswered?

They're twats, that's why. Council budget cuts. Adult adaptations are an "easy" saving, cos most of the recipients are older & don't complain cos they don't like making a fuss "

I make a massive fuss and they normally help just to shut me up but I do understand not everyone can do that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wheres Ace"

He was here yesterday. Xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Wheres Ace

He was here yesterday. Xx"

Xxxxx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I suppose I should hobble to the not-wheelchair accessible bathroom for a sit down wee too?! I didn't bring my crutches in because I thought I wouldn't need them

Can not OH help with an accessible bathroom?

I'm currently in a hotel The bathroom doorway is too narrow for the chair...

As for at home, I asked for OT assessment three times over almost 4yrs and...........no-one comes out. I give up. But home is a different challenge.

Oh I see.

Ash said get on to them again and adult social services. They have a duty of care and legal responsibility to help make your home accessible. X

They don't answer the phone. Or email. Or respond to GP referrals. Or do anything. How do you get on to them if the phone just rings and rings and emails go unanswered?

They're twats, that's why. Council budget cuts. Adult adaptations are an "easy" saving, cos most of the recipients are older & don't complain cos they don't like making a fuss

I make a massive fuss and they normally help just to shut me up but I do understand not everyone can do that. "

I make fusses I'll be pointing out the ills of this "accessible" hotel room in the morning, for example

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I suppose I should hobble to the not-wheelchair accessible bathroom for a sit down wee too?! I didn't bring my crutches in because I thought I wouldn't need them

Can not OH help with an accessible bathroom?

I'm currently in a hotel The bathroom doorway is too narrow for the chair...

As for at home, I asked for OT assessment three times over almost 4yrs and...........no-one comes out. I give up. But home is a different challenge.

Oh I see.

Ash said get on to them again and adult social services. They have a duty of care and legal responsibility to help make your home accessible. X

They don't answer the phone. Or email. Or respond to GP referrals. Or do anything. How do you get on to them if the phone just rings and rings and emails go unanswered?

They're twats, that's why. Council budget cuts. Adult adaptations are an "easy" saving, cos most of the recipients are older & don't complain cos they don't like making a fuss

I make a massive fuss and they normally help just to shut me up but I do understand not everyone can do that.

I make fusses I'll be pointing out the ills of this "accessible" hotel room in the morning, for example "

Good for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wheres Ace"

In a padded cell.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"I suppose I should hobble to the not-wheelchair accessible bathroom for a sit down wee too?! I didn't bring my crutches in because I thought I wouldn't need them

Can not OH help with an accessible bathroom?

I'm currently in a hotel The bathroom doorway is too narrow for the chair...

As for at home, I asked for OT assessment three times over almost 4yrs and...........no-one comes out. I give up. But home is a different challenge.

Oh I see.

Ash said get on to them again and adult social services. They have a duty of care and legal responsibility to help make your home accessible. X

They don't answer the phone. Or email. Or respond to GP referrals. Or do anything. How do you get on to them if the phone just rings and rings and emails go unanswered?

They're twats, that's why. Council budget cuts. Adult adaptations are an "easy" saving, cos most of the recipients are older & don't complain cos they don't like making a fuss

I make a massive fuss and they normally help just to shut me up but I do understand not everyone can do that. "

And you're right to!

I'm talking about elderly people, who have no one to fight for them.

Pretty disgusting, really

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wipe it

My bellend is wiped.

Good

All dry and purple.

Purple did you trap it

No, I shook it.

Should be pink "

Raise your glass.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Wipe it

My bellend is wiped.

Good

All dry and purple.

Purple did you trap it

No, I shook it.

Should be pink

Raise your glass."

So why is it purple

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By *JB1954Man  over a year ago

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"GJB has got to sort his drawers out."

Not only sock drawers

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Wipe it

My bellend is wiped.

Good

All dry and purple.

Purple did you trap it

No, I shook it.

Should be pink

Raise your glass."

Let's get the party started

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wipe it

My bellend is wiped.

Good

All dry and purple.

Purple did you trap it

No, I shook it.

Should be pink

Raise your glass.

So why is it purple "

Helmets are purple.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

I'm going to sleep now, chaps. Also need to preserve phone battery life cos I forgot my charger

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"GJB has got to sort his drawers out.

Not only sock drawers "

Busy times ahead.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"I'm going to sleep now, chaps. Also need to preserve phone battery life cos I forgot my charger "

Night night, lovely.

Give Mr one for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm going to sleep now, chaps. Also need to preserve phone battery life cos I forgot my charger "

Apart from that, it's been a great night. Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So you are still doing this Jim, bless you and hi again

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wipe it

My bellend is wiped.

Good

All dry and purple.

Purple did you trap it

No, I shook it.

Should be pink

Raise your glass.

Let's get the party started"

I'll have to drink another cola.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So you are still doing this Jim, bless you and hi again "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sigma. I'm still flippin' doing this. How are you, dude?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I'm going to sleep now, chaps. Also need to preserve phone battery life cos I forgot my charger

Night night, lovely.

Give Mr one for me "

I'll give him a big 'un Goodnight!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So you are still doing this Jim, bless you and hi again

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sigma. I'm still flippin' doing this. How are you, dude?"

Living the dream Jim, took a break (was getting silly there for a while) and went and got some education

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

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"Here for my free strawberries and cream.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cat. You're going to be the Cat that got the strawberries and cream."

Can’t wait

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

Woohoo! We got the gold!!

Right. Am off to bed now folks. Night night all xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

On this day 1959 Cliff Richard and The Shadows have their first number one single with Living Doll.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So you are still doing this Jim, bless you and hi again

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sigma. I'm still flippin' doing this. How are you, dude?

Living the dream Jim, took a break (was getting silly there for a while) and went and got some education "

Nice one. What you learned?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Here for my free strawberries and cream.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cat. You're going to be the Cat that got the strawberries and cream.

Can’t wait "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Woohoo! We got the gold!!

Right. Am off to bed now folks. Night night all xx"

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

On this day 1966 Alabamans burn Beatle products due to John Lennon's Jesus remark.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

On this day 1968 The Beatles close Apple Boutique in London, giving clothes away for free.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

On this day 1964 we lost Jim Reeves.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So you are still doing this Jim, bless you and hi again

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sigma. I'm still flippin' doing this. How are you, dude?

Living the dream Jim, took a break (was getting silly there for a while) and went and got some education

Nice one. What you learned?"

Words Jim, and how to secure them. What have you been up to during the apocalypse ?

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman  over a year ago

all loved up

I'm up as been dressing up to entertain my fella while hes on his night shift. Taken loads of photos and scheduled them to send through the night lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So you are still doing this Jim, bless you and hi again

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sigma. I'm still flippin' doing this. How are you, dude?

Living the dream Jim, took a break (was getting silly there for a while) and went and got some education

Nice one. What you learned?

Words Jim, and how to secure them. What have you been up to during the apocalypse ?"

Erm, watched telly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm up as been dressing up to entertain my fella while hes on his night shift. Taken loads of photos and scheduled them to send through the night lol x

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cali. I like the sound of that. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's Harry Potter's birthday today. Happy birthday, Harry!

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman  over a year ago

all loved up


"It's Harry Potter's birthday today. Happy birthday, Harry! "
ohhhhhh is it xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's Barry Van Dyke's birthday today. Happy birthday, Barry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's Harry Potter's birthday today. Happy birthday, Harry! ohhhhhh is it xx "

It is. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's Wesley Snipes' birthday today. Happy birthday, Wes!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We have just won another gold

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's Dean Cain's birthday today. Happy birthday, Dean!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We have just won another gold "

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's Dean Cain's birthday today. Happy birthday, Dean! "

Hes my favourite superman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's Norman Cook's birthday today. Happy birthday, Norman! Jam hot!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BhUYQUYoNbY

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's Dean Cain's birthday today. Happy birthday, Dean!

Hes my favourite superman."

He's a super Superman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's only 147 days until Christmas.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman  over a year ago

all loved up


"It's only 147 days until Christmas. "
ughhhh shhhhhhhh you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's only 147 days until Christmas. ughhhh shhhhhhhh you xx"

x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's only 147 days until Christmas. "

New host please???

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman  over a year ago

all loved up

Is it evil that I'm enjoying distracting the Mr at work. I know he has to wait for a break. So I keep waiting till I know he can not look to send stuff

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By *JB1954Man  over a year ago

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"It's only 147 days until Christmas.

New host please??? "

It is not August yet . Jim will be posting about Easter eggs soon at this rate

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's only 147 days until Christmas.

New host please??? "

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pixie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is it evil that I'm enjoying distracting the Mr at work. I know he has to wait for a break. So I keep waiting till I know he can not look to send stuff "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's only 147 days until Christmas.

New host please???

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pixie."

Hey you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's only 147 days until Christmas.

New host please???

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pixie.

Hey you xx"

Hey. How are you doing? x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's only 147 days until Christmas.

New host please???

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pixie.

Hey you xx

Hey. How are you doing? x"

I'm trying to wake my mate up, who showed up d*unk on my doorstep and is snoring so loudly he scared my cat

You good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's only 147 days until Christmas.

New host please???

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pixie.

Hey you xx

Hey. How are you doing? x

I'm trying to wake my mate up, who showed up d*unk on my doorstep and is snoring so loudly he scared my cat

You good?"

Haha. Why do you want them to wake up?!

I am, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's only 147 days until Christmas.

New host please???

Hahahaha. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pixie.

Hey you xx

Hey. How are you doing? x

I'm trying to wake my mate up, who showed up d*unk on my doorstep and is snoring so loudly he scared my cat

You good?

Haha. Why do you want them to wake up?!

I am, thanks."

Bloody super sonic snoring haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening Jim and everyone how are yous all though I would pop my head in for some strawberries and cream lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello late night peeps. I'm still a bit d*unk!

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

As a skunk ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone how are yous all though I would pop my head in for some strawberries and cream lol "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. They taste good.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not quite that bad but I've had a really good night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello late night peeps. I'm still a bit d*unk!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevenning, Pablo. Do you feel the need to snack?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd love some service to my bedroom right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As a skunk ^"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sheikh. You timed that well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd love some service to my bedroom right now"

I bet you would.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha. Snacks would be good but the girl I met tonight would be better.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've just cained rich teas, double buscuit dunk for extra strength

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just cained rich teas, double buscuit dunk for extra strength "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LadyBird. I've just eaten a packet of marshmallows.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Haha. Snacks would be good but the girl I met tonight would be better. "

She sounds tasty.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just cained rich teas, double buscuit dunk for extra strength

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LadyBird. I've just eaten a packet of marshmallows. "

Good evening me lovely,

Big marshmallows or little? Cant beat toasted! I'll sometimes do them over a candle

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just cained rich teas, double buscuit dunk for extra strength

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LadyBird. I've just eaten a packet of marshmallows.

Good evening me lovely,

Big marshmallows or little? Cant beat toasted! I'll sometimes do them over a candle"

Big marshmallows, big packet. All gone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What are marshmallows made of?

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"As a skunk ^

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sheikh. You timed that well."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jimbo. Timing isn’t my middle name but I’m considering doing it by deed poll

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As a skunk ^

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sheikh. You timed that well.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jimbo. Timing isn’t my middle name but I’m considering doing it by deed poll"

You could message women, promising to give them the time of their lives.

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By *uke OzadeMan  over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"As a skunk ^

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sheikh. You timed that well.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jimbo. Timing isn’t my middle name but I’m considering doing it by deed poll

You could message women, promising to give them the time of their lives."

I think that with a cock pic attached will be a dead cert winner every time

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As a skunk ^

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sheikh. You timed that well.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jimbo. Timing isn’t my middle name but I’m considering doing it by deed poll

You could message women, promising to give them the time of their lives.

I think that with a cock pic attached will be a dead cert winner every time "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


""

Rubber?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Rubber?"

I'm ready for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Yassy, where have you been?

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Yassy, where have you been?"

Sleep xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yassy, where have you been?

Sleep xx"

Sleep is good. x

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Yassy, where have you been?

Sleep xx

Sleep is good. x"

Very x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yassy, where have you been?

Sleep xx

Sleep is good. x

Very x"

Sleeping in Stoke on Saturday. x

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Xxx "

x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm scratching my balls.

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