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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Helmet. That moment caught. That spaff forever flying. Could you tell me how to take one of those photos?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I couldn't fit my helmet in the title.

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

I imagine the easiest way would be to film the eruption then take a screen shot. I’ll let you know how my experiments go.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Film it and take shots from the video.

Or a Bluetooth camera button and just hope you time it right, otherwise wait for the next time and try again

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I think you need a good camera or you take a still from a video.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

My phone has a function to take multiple shots in a quick burst. Then you choose from the shots taken.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I imagine the easiest way would be to film the eruption then take a screen shot. I’ll let you know how my experiments go. "

Nice tip, Scorsese.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Film it and take shots from the video.

Or a Bluetooth camera button and just hope you time it right, otherwise wait for the next time and try again "

Wank a lot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My phone has a function to take multiple shots in a quick burst. Then you choose from the shots taken."

Get you with your fancy multiple shots phone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Film it and take shots from the video.

Or a Bluetooth camera button and just hope you time it right, otherwise wait for the next time and try again

Wank a lot?"

Often yes

Though I don’t think I have any of those mid shot shots. Not sure I’ve even attempted it properly

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Quick burst photography and wank loads

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Film it and take shots from the video.

Or a Bluetooth camera button and just hope you time it right, otherwise wait for the next time and try again

Wank a lot?

Often yes

Though I don’t think I have any of those mid shot shots. Not sure I’ve even attempted it properly"

Stop flirting with me!

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By *edLionScotMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm just here for the puns.

Short burst, nice tip, can't fit my helmet in.

Keep 'em cuming!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Quick burst photography and wank loads "

I'm going to see if I can do quick burst photos on my device. I don't think my device does quick bursts. Unlike it's owner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm just here for the puns.

Short burst, nice tip, can't fit my helmet in.

Keep 'em cuming!

You've got nice puns.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you don't succeed try and try again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you don't succeed try and try again

I've been practicing many years for this moment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do it standing on your head, gravity is your friend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do it standing on your head, gravity is your friend.

Use both heads, got it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask a friend to film it for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ask a friend to film it for you"

Will you be my friend?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask a friend to film it for you

Will you be my friend?"

Can I wear a plastic mac while filming?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ask a friend to film it for you

Will you be my friend?

Can I wear a plastic mac while filming?"

Fuck yeah!

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Splendiferous is a great word.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask a friend to film it for you

Will you be my friend?

Can I wear a plastic mac while filming?

Fuck yeah!"

And a cocktail umbrella for my phone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Helmet. That moment caught. That spaff forever flying. Could you tell me how to take one of those photos?"

Film it, pause the film at the point of release, then screenshot the pause, job done. If someone’s already suggested this then my apologies but I can’t be arsed to check first.

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

Use a turkey baster filled with wallpaper paste strategically stapled to the dark side of your cock.

That way you can do multiple takes of your eruption without damaging your eyesight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Helmet. That moment caught. That spaff forever flying. Could you tell me how to take one of those photos?

Film it, pause the film at the point of release, then screenshot the pause, job done. If someone’s already suggested this then my apologies but I can’t be arsed to check first."

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Use a turkey baster filled with wallpaper paste strategically stapled to the dark side of your cock.

That way you can do multiple takes of your eruption without damaging your eyesight

I'll have to buy some wallpaper paste. I paint my walls.

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