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By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
Diary of a blonde -
January - took new scarf back to the store because it was too tight
February - fired from the pharmacy job for failing to print labels, hellloooo!!! Bottles don't fit in the type writer
March - got sooo excited, I finished the jigsaw in just 6 months, on the Box it said 3-4 years
April - got trapped on the escalater because the power went out
May - tried to water ski but I couldn't find a lake with a slope
June - lost the breast stroke swimming race because others cheated and used their arms
July - got locked out of my car in the heavy rain storm, car ended up swamped too because the soft top was open
August - the capital of california? Is C right? So why did they mark it wrong?
September - hate smarties, they're soooo hard to peel
October - fell out with my friend because she liked eminems better than skittles and she just couldn't accept my choice
November - Indonesia? That's a sleeping disorder, right? I really don't get why they keep marking my answers wrong. They just don't want me to win
December - baked the turkey for 4 and half days, the instructions said 1hr per pound and I weigh 108 ?? instructions were wrong cos the turkey burnt
What a year!!! |
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