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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I've messed something up and feeling shit....so I noochie am asking the fab community for your best disgusting jokes...make this grumpy bastard smile
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Best filthy joke I can do on the spur of the moment:
A penguin takes his car to the garage and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it.
While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a sundae to pass the time.
The penguin isn't the neatest eater (you try using a spoon when you have flippers), and he ends up covered in ice cream.
When he returns to the shop, the mechanic walks over and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin replies "No, it's just ice cream." |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Best filthy joke I can do on the spur of the moment:
A penguin takes his car to the garage and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it.
While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a sundae to pass the time.
The penguin isn't the neatest eater (you try using a spoon when you have flippers), and he ends up covered in ice cream.
When he returns to the shop, the mechanic walks over and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin replies "No, it's just ice cream.""
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