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Every time you open the fridge just for the milk to make a brew, there it all is staring at you tempting you.
Cheese
Bacon
Scotch eggs
Pork pie
Chocolate
Last nights Spaghetti Bolognese.
Be gone foul demons.  |
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"It would be chocolate for me. So I put all the chocolate in the beer fridge  . Then it doesn’t look at me so much!
Don’t mention the beer. "
Haha I don’t like beer. Other drinks are available in that fridge  |
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over a year ago
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"Sounds like heaven all that to me 
That’s the problem.
Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie. "
As long as the bacon is on the bottom, its ok , deep breath , the pickle and pie can be on the same shelf breath with me |
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"Sounds like heaven all that to me
That’s the problem.
Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.
As long as the bacon is on the bottom, its ok , deep breath , the pickle and pie can be on the same shelf breath with me"
Food safety is paramount of course. |
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"What's in my fridge... nail polish and an oil cloth 
What’s in your bathroom cabinet. 
I dont have a cabinet, I have some drawers...
I hope they’re not droopy ones. "
Haha! No those type I'm usually free of |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This would happen less often for me if her ladyship would just do what she is bloody well told and stop buying the damn pork pies. I cannot decide if she's deliberately winding me up or its simply that her inbuilt desire to look after (read "feed") me is greater than her desire not to see me turn into a Michelin man. 
Mr |
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"Every time you open the fridge just for the milk to make a brew, there it all is staring at you tempting you.
Cheese
Bacon
Scotch eggs
Pork pie
Chocolate
Last nights Spaghetti Bolognese.
Be gone foul demons. "
You missed the beer , it’s drinking time somewhere |
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"Are the scotch egg and pork pie regulars in the fridge? If so I can see the problem
Definitely repeat offenders. Occasionally I go mental and have a lattice topped pork pie. "
O dear.
Do we have any nutritionists in the building!
I can do CPR and chest compressions until one arrives |
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"Sounds like heaven all that to me
That’s the problem.
Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.
You can keep the pickle haha
Ewwww pickle  "
Agreed  . He can keep the pickle , I'll have something else Fiddles has |
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"Sounds like heaven all that to me
That’s the problem.
Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.
You can keep the pickle haha
Ewwww pickle
Mustard too. "
I can do a bit of wholegrain but that’s my limit |
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"Sounds like heaven all that to me
That’s the problem.
Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.
You can keep the pickle haha
Ewwww pickle
Agreed . He can keep the pickle , I'll have something else Fiddles has "
Oooooh can I watch |
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"Sounds like heaven all that to me
That’s the problem.
Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.
You can keep the pickle haha
Ewwww pickle
Agreed . He can keep the pickle , I'll have something else Fiddles has "
I definitely don’t keep bananas in the fridge. |
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"Sounds like heaven all that to me
That’s the problem.
Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.
You can keep the pickle haha
Ewwww pickle
Agreed . He can keep the pickle , I'll have something else Fiddles has
Oooooh can I watch "
Errr yes.  |
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"It would be chocolate for me. So I put all the chocolate in the beer fridge . Then it doesn’t look at me so much!
Don’t mention the beer.
Haha I don’t like beer. Other drinks are available in that fridge "
I can drink the beer and would even be up for eating the chocolate too. I'm a nice guy like that! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Sounds like heaven all that to me
That’s the problem.
Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.
You can keep the pickle haha
Ewwww pickle
Agreed . He can keep the pickle , I'll have something else Fiddles has
Oooooh can I watch "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sounds like heaven all that to me
That’s the problem.
Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.
You can keep the pickle haha
Ewwww pickle
Mustard too.
I can do a bit of wholegrain but that’s my limit "
Chicken with Wholegrain and cream sauce |
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"Sounds like heaven all that to me
That’s the problem.
Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.
You can keep the pickle haha
Ewwww pickle
Mustard too.
I can do a bit of wholegrain but that’s my limit
Chicken with Wholegrain and cream sauce "
Oh yeah love it in a sauce. Creme fraiche with that, lemon and honey with salmon. Delicious x |
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"Sounds like heaven all that to me
That’s the problem.
Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.
You can keep the pickle haha
Ewwww pickle
Agreed . He can keep the pickle , I'll have something else Fiddles has
Oooooh can I watch
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You’re already there. |
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"It would be chocolate for me. So I put all the chocolate in the beer fridge . Then it doesn’t look at me so much!
Don’t mention the beer.
Haha I don’t like beer. Other drinks are available in that fridge
I can drink the beer and would even be up for eating the chocolate too. I'm a nice guy like that! "
Pop over. I’ll have the choc you can have the beer |
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"Sounds like heaven all that to me
That’s the problem.
Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.
You can keep the pickle haha
Ewwww pickle
Mustard too.
I can do a bit of wholegrain but that’s my limit
Chicken with Wholegrain and cream sauce "
Had that last night but with pork loin spinach and button mushrooms. |
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"Sounds like heaven all that to me
That’s the problem.
Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.
You can keep the pickle haha
Ewwww pickle
Mustard too.
I can do a bit of wholegrain but that’s my limit
Chicken with Wholegrain and cream sauce
Had that last night but with pork loin spinach and button mushrooms. "
You eat well |
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"Sounds like heaven all that to me
That’s the problem.
Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.
You can keep the pickle haha
Ewwww pickle
Agreed . He can keep the pickle , I'll have something else Fiddles has
Oooooh can I watch "
I'm sure he won't mind |
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"It would be chocolate for me. So I put all the chocolate in the beer fridge . Then it doesn’t look at me so much!
Don’t mention the beer.
Haha I don’t like beer. Other drinks are available in that fridge
I can drink the beer and would even be up for eating the chocolate too. I'm a nice guy like that!
Pop over. I’ll have the choc you can have the beer "
That sounds perfect |
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"Sounds like heaven all that to me
That’s the problem.
Argghhhh the pickle is even on the same shelf as the pork pie.
You can keep the pickle haha
Ewwww pickle
Mustard too.
I can do a bit of wholegrain but that’s my limit
Chicken with Wholegrain and cream sauce
Had that last night but with pork loin spinach and button mushrooms.
You eat well"
I try to. It’s the in between meals that go awry. |
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