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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Should they introduce just for you?
I've been watching the diving and I think I'd have a shot at gold if they introduced the 3.5 meter Bouncing Bomb event. Or maybe Competitive Belly Flop.
So what event would you have a shot at gold in?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Three legged race. Me and my mate used to be amazing at this in Primary School."
I thought it would be a man who mentioned the "three legged race" first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bouncing boobs competition
Bounce away!
Just need to find something to bounce on 
A bouncy castle 
I want to bounce not have black eyes "
Haha fair enough! Never occurred to me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bouncing boobs competition
Bounce away!
Just need to find something to bounce on
A bouncy castle
I want to bounce not have black eyes "
I'm good to bounce on. Lots of padding  |
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"Bouncing boobs competition
Bounce away!
Just need to find something to bounce on
A bouncy castle
I want to bounce not have black eyes
I'm good to bounce on. Lots of padding "
My arse has lots too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bouncing boobs competition
Ooooh can I join?
Definitely posh 
Woo hoo! Bouncing together!
Now that is a sport I'd like to partake in
Let's do it 
Most definitely bouncing with it minus bras? "
Definitely minus bras. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bouncing boobs competition
Ooooh can I join?
Definitely posh
Woo hoo! Bouncing together!
Now that is a sport I'd like to partake in
Let's do it
Depends with and without bra like the skateboarders do a skill section
Most definitely bouncing with it minus bras? "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Bouncing boobs competition
Ooooh can I join?
Definitely posh
Woo hoo! Bouncing together!
Now that is a sport I'd like to partake in
Let's do it
Most definitely bouncing with it minus bras?
Definitely minus bras. "
Erm..... not your choice Mr!
Yes Frida. Definitely minus bras |
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"Bouncing boobs competition
Ooooh can I join?
Definitely posh
Woo hoo! Bouncing together!
Now that is a sport I'd like to partake in
Let's do it
Most definitely bouncing with it minus bras?
Definitely minus bras.
Erm..... not your choice Mr!
Yes Frida. Definitely minus bras "
Haha epic sore boobie alert |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Bouncing boobs competition
Ooooh can I join?
Definitely posh
Woo hoo! Bouncing together!
Now that is a sport I'd like to partake in
Let's do it
Most definitely bouncing with it minus bras?
Definitely minus bras.
Erm..... not your choice Mr!
Yes Frida. Definitely minus bras
Haha epic sore boobie alert "
Hell yes! But it'll be fun 
Plus hopefully someone will offer to kiss them better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bouncing boobs competition
Ooooh can I join?
Definitely posh
Woo hoo! Bouncing together!
Now that is a sport I'd like to partake in
Let's do it
Most definitely bouncing with it minus bras?
Definitely minus bras.
Erm..... not your choice Mr!
Yes Frida. Definitely minus bras
Haha epic sore boobie alert "
I’ll volunteer as bookie masseuse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bouncing boobs competition
Ooooh can I join?
Definitely posh
Woo hoo! Bouncing together!
Now that is a sport I'd like to partake in
Let's do it
Most definitely bouncing with it minus bras?
Definitely minus bras.
Erm..... not your choice Mr!
Yes Frida. Definitely minus bras
Haha epic sore boobie alert "
They can be kissed better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I popped up a joke status last night that’s gaining some traction - cumshot boob targeting. Still to work out the logistics but could be a go-er…  Mr. "
I’ll have a go. Not bothered about the medal and I’m not expecting to be accurate but it sounds fun |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bouncing boobs competition
Ooooh can I join?
Definitely posh
Woo hoo! Bouncing together!
Now that is a sport I'd like to partake in
Let's do it
Most definitely bouncing with it minus bras?
Definitely minus bras.
Erm..... not your choice Mr!
Yes Frida. Definitely minus bras
Haha epic sore boobie alert
Hell yes! But it'll be fun
Plus hopefully someone will offer to kiss them better "
Synchronised boobie Bouncing should definitely be in the Olympics! A bit like beach volleyball, but without the ball or clothing! |
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Ironman triathlon.
Would be awesome incredible athletes.
For those of you that don't know.
It's a continuous race consisting of
A 2.4 mile open water swim straight onto the bike with a distance of 112 miles jump of bike quick footwear change onto a full marathon 26.2 miles.
The top guys are banging this out in all under 8hrs.
It's the ultimate 1day endurance test. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ironman triathlon.
Would be awesome incredible athletes.
For those of you that don't know.
It's a continuous race consisting of
A 2.4 mile open water swim straight onto the bike with a distance of 112 miles jump of bike quick footwear change onto a full marathon 26.2 miles.
The top guys are banging this out in all under 8hrs.
It's the ultimate 1day endurance test."
Holy sh*t! I can just about manage an hour on a treadmill! |
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"Ironman triathlon.
Would be awesome incredible athletes.
For those of you that don't know.
It's a continuous race consisting of
A 2.4 mile open water swim straight onto the bike with a distance of 112 miles jump of bike quick footwear change onto a full marathon 26.2 miles.
The top guys are banging this out in all under 8hrs.
It's the ultimate 1day endurance test.
Holy sh*t! I can just about manage an hour on a treadmill! "
I've completed 5 in the past at a purely amateur level of course , however the beauty of ironman is you can be in the same race as the top elite athletes all be it they get a headstart, but just seeing them in the flesh makes you appreciate how good they are particularly when they blast past you on the bike like your standing still. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ironman triathlon.
Would be awesome incredible athletes.
For those of you that don't know.
It's a continuous race consisting of
A 2.4 mile open water swim straight onto the bike with a distance of 112 miles jump of bike quick footwear change onto a full marathon 26.2 miles.
The top guys are banging this out in all under 8hrs.
It's the ultimate 1day endurance test.
Holy sh*t! I can just about manage an hour on a treadmill!
I've completed 5 in the past at a purely amateur level of course , however the beauty of ironman is you can be in the same race as the top elite athletes all be it they get a headstart, but just seeing them in the flesh makes you appreciate how good they are particularly when they blast past you on the bike like your standing still."
I did a spartan 5k once. Around 2015 or so. I really enjoyed doing that and felt pretty good but damn... If you're doing the above then I've a long way to go |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Should they introduce just for you?
I've been watching the diving and I think I'd have a shot at gold if they introduced the 3.5 meter Bouncing Bomb event. Or maybe Competitive Belly Flop.
So what event would you have a shot at gold in? "
Synchronised cat herding. I've just done flea treatments on all of mine with only a small loss of blood. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ironman triathlon.
Would be awesome incredible athletes.
For those of you that don't know.
It's a continuous race consisting of
A 2.4 mile open water swim straight onto the bike with a distance of 112 miles jump of bike quick footwear change onto a full marathon 26.2 miles.
The top guys are banging this out in all under 8hrs.
It's the ultimate 1day endurance test.
Holy sh*t! I can just about manage an hour on a treadmill!
I've completed 5 in the past at a purely amateur level of course , however the beauty of ironman is you can be in the same race as the top elite athletes all be it they get a headstart, but just seeing them in the flesh makes you appreciate how good they are particularly when they blast past you on the bike like your standing still."
I’ve done 5 sprint distance triathlons. I’d like to progress to Olympic distance in 2022 and maybe half iron man by 2025 Not sure I could commit the training needed for full iron man but it’s the dream. |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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Throwing Bo-Shuriken.
That is also very hard to do.
I watched a master throw them at very long & short distances - he was amazing!
I'll always kick myself I never bought any in the time... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ironman triathlon.
Would be awesome incredible athletes.
For those of you that don't know.
It's a continuous race consisting of
A 2.4 mile open water swim straight onto the bike with a distance of 112 miles jump of bike quick footwear change onto a full marathon 26.2 miles.
The top guys are banging this out in all under 8hrs.
It's the ultimate 1day endurance test.
Holy sh*t! I can just about manage an hour on a treadmill!
I've completed 5 in the past at a purely amateur level of course , however the beauty of ironman is you can be in the same race as the top elite athletes all be it they get a headstart, but just seeing them in the flesh makes you appreciate how good they are particularly when they blast past you on the bike like your standing still.
I did a spartan 5k once. Around 2015 or so. I really enjoyed doing that and felt pretty good but damn... If you're doing the above then I've a long way to go "
I have a friend who does ultra marathons, I think he's bonkers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Belly surfing, the ripples produced by my wobbly bits could keep a surfer going for hours 
I'd happily ride the waves
Ta "
I'd have to play on your G string too though!! |
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"Belly surfing, the ripples produced by my wobbly bits could keep a surfer going for hours
I'd happily ride the waves
Ta
I'd have to play on your G string too though!! "
G string, with my fat arse, I think not |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Belly surfing, the ripples produced by my wobbly bits could keep a surfer going for hours
I'd happily ride the waves
Ta
I'd have to play on your G string too though!!
G string, with my fat arse, I think not "
Was actually referring to yer guitar in the corner of yer piccy there |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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Farting?
Total of 7 farts taking your best 4 farts to the next phase. All based on smell; length; quick walk farting; stationary farting; the stretching warm-up fart; on you back legs wide open. Scoring based on a total of 10 tumbs up.
Out of the 4 farts 2 would have to have a special technical merit that only the farter can do say for instance - lighting a fart succesfully without burning clothing; holding one in to prevent yourself from farting whilst people tickle & prod you; lighting a fart in a bath with coloured flame....
Clare Balding then saying "over to you Johnathon Ross for the gold, silver & bronze ranking!"
See lighting a fart:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L-O32gHCWE
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"Farting?
Total of 7 farts taking your best 4 farts to the next phase. All based on smell; length; quick walk farting; stationary farting; the stretching warm-up fart; on you back legs wide open. Scoring based on a total of 10 tumbs up.
Out of the 4 farts 2 would have to have a special technical merit that only the farter can do say for instance - lighting a fart succesfully without burning clothing; holding one in to prevent yourself from farting whilst people tickle & prod you; lighting a fart in a bath with coloured flame....
Clare Balding then saying "over to you Johnathon Ross for the gold, silver & bronze ranking!"
See lighting a fart:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L-O32gHCWE
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And officials on hand to hold a stewards enquiry if there is suspicion of a follow-through. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dwarf tossing.
(As in throwing, not……oh, never mind)
Like Aragorn tosses Gimli? You can throw me about if you like "
"Nobody tosses a dwarf!" - Gimli
"Argh, me beard!" - Also Gimli. |
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"Dwarf tossing.
(As in throwing, not……oh, never mind)
Like Aragorn tosses Gimli? You can throw me about if you like
"Nobody tosses a dwarf!" - Gimli
"Argh, me beard!" - Also Gimli. "
Unfortunately even though I have the dwarf hair alas no beard |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dwarf tossing.
(As in throwing, not……oh, never mind)
Like Aragorn tosses Gimli? You can throw me about if you like
"Nobody tosses a dwarf!" - Gimli
"Argh, me beard!" - Also Gimli.
Unfortunately even though I have the dwarf hair alas no beard "
Haha! The hair is great but I can cope without the beard
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"Belly surfing, the ripples produced by my wobbly bits could keep a surfer going for hours
I'd happily ride the waves
Ta
I'd have to play on your G string too though!!
G string, with my fat arse, I think not
Was actually referring to yer guitar in the corner of yer piccy there "
Ohhh  that’s not my guitar |
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