Some of the threads remind me of people playing Top Trumps….makes me think we should all have stat’ cards like in the game...
On the male cards:
Height =
Penis Length =
Penis Girth =
Repeat Capacity =
Stamina/Duration =
Number of Practised Positions =
Typical number of lines written in a PM =
........
Funny thing was when I was trying to think what would be on the female cards I got stuck after “Bra Size” 
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Some of the threads remind me of people playing Top Trumps….makes me think we should all have stat’ cards like in the game...
On the male cards:
Height =
Penis Length =
Penis Girth =
Repeat Capacity =
Stamina/Duration =
Number of Practised Positions =
Typical number of lines written in a PM =
........
Funny thing was when I was trying to think what would be on the female cards I got stuck after “Bra Size”
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Trouble is number 4 and 5 vary.... well with me they do, can sometimes do one but not the other, last ages or two mins lol........ would an average be any good, and over how many sessions would the average be calculated? |
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Some of the threads remind me of people playing Top Trumps….makes me think we should all have stat’ cards like in the game...
On the male cards:
Height =
Penis Length =
Penis Girth =
Repeat Capacity =
Stamina/Duration =
Number of Practised Positions =
Typical number of lines written in a PM =
........
Funny thing was when I was trying to think what would be on the female cards I got stuck after “Bra Size”
Trouble is number 4 and 5 vary.... well with me they do, can sometimes do one but not the other, last ages or two mins lol........ would an average be any good, and over how many sessions would the average be calculated?"
I guess it would work the same as when they make the cards for the cars, bikes, helicopters and stuff like that.... you used the best test results and accept performance will vary depending on who is driving it  |
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Some of the threads remind me of people playing Top Trumps….makes me think we should all have stat’ cards like in the game...
On the male cards:
Height =
Penis Length =
Penis Girth =
Repeat Capacity =
Stamina/Duration =
Number of Practised Positions =
Typical number of lines written in a PM =
........
Funny thing was when I was trying to think what would be on the female cards I got stuck after “Bra Size”
Trouble is number 4 and 5 vary.... well with me they do, can sometimes do one but not the other, last ages or two mins lol........ would an average be any good, and over how many sessions would the average be calculated?
I guess it would work the same as when they make the cards for the cars, bikes, helicopters and stuff like that.... you used the best test results and accept performance will vary depending on who is driving it "
Hmmmmm best eh?
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"As fun as this idea is, should men really be left to do their own?
By the time the third guy has posted "practiced positions" will be upto 114.  "
Well she did say "best performance".....my actual performance does fall short of that posted most (97%) of the time lol!! |
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"As fun as this idea is, should men really be left to do their own?
By the time the third guy has posted "practiced positions" will be upto 114.
Well she did say "best performance"....."
And you stick with those figures m'dear. Cars will still be recorded as having the same bhp and 0-60 speed even when they have been round the clock a few times and had the best thrashed out of them. |
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"As fun as this idea is, should men really be left to do their own?
By the time the third guy has posted "practiced positions" will be upto 114.
Well she did say "best performance".....
And you stick with those figures m'dear. Cars will still be recorded as having the same bhp and 0-60 speed even when they have been round the clock a few times and had the best thrashed out of them."
Charming! Round the clock a few times?
And remember, I might not hit those top scores all the time, but I get close quite a bit of the time!!!
And aint never been thrashed yet |
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