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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Always remember the funny ideal woman to be:
3 foot tall, no teeth, and a flat head you can set your beer on.
And ideal man:
12 inch tongue, and can breath from his ears.
Any other funny ones you've heard? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I almost forgot the ideal mum:
When you're having a wank with your eyes closed you open them to find your mum's left a cup of tea and a biscuit on your bedside table  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I almost forgot the ideal mum:
When you're having a wank with your eyes closed you open them to find your mum's left a cup of tea and a biscuit on your bedside table "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Always remember the funny ideal woman to be:
3 foot tall, no teeth, and a flat head you can set your beer on.
And ideal man:
12 inch tongue, and can breath from his ears.
Any other funny ones you've heard?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ideal cummer:
Tuberose
I might use that. Reading it compelled me to descend my knees and then rise up..
Aka curtsy.  "
Curtsy your way over here and I'll show you my ear breathing skills  |
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