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I get provided xxx with zero errors, zero rework to do, nobody forgot 10-100m of fecking sales, everyone used the same assumptions, currency and applied logic with their brains
Oh wait, now i realise why its a fantasy thread ... Anyone FaF or a bakers dozen gangbang at my place? Waaaaay more likely to happen than what is going on irl lol
... Sorry.. I'm having a bad day 
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over a year ago
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"I need a goddamned feckin' spanking
Sorry I’m busy rounding up another 11 for the gangbang.  "
 ... I'm feeling a little better... Heads are still attached to bodies haha |
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Sexually… I want to be the girl in a gang bang or be at the centre of a bukkake
Also banging a celebrity that I have to keep it super secret haha
A normal fantasy… I want/need to win the euro million…
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"Sexually… I want to be the girl in a gang bang or be at the centre of a bukkake
Also banging a celebrity that I have to keep it super secret haha
A normal fantasy… I want/need to win the euro million…
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And where does Jack Grealish appear.  |
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Okay…,
I’m dressed as the moon, she as the Earth she puts magnetic nipple clamps on and I have a large magnet. With her laid on the bed, I “rise” from the foot of the bed brandishing my magnet. With my awesome moon power I pull on her tiddies and they rise and fall…
We then have some disappointing sex, made complicated as we are essentially two spheres. Later when she leaves in anger, saying that there are two sides to me, I chase after her exclaiming that she is my world, this is repeated on a monthly cycle. |
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"Okay…,
I’m dressed as the moon, she as the Earth she puts magnetic nipple clamps on and I have a large magnet. With her laid on the bed, I “rise” from the foot of the bed brandishing my magnet. With my awesome moon power I pull on her tiddies and they rise and fall…
We then have some disappointing sex, made complicated as we are essentially two spheres. Later when she leaves in anger, saying that there are two sides to me, I chase after her exclaiming that she is my world, this is repeated on a monthly cycle. "
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"Sexually… I want to be the girl in a gang bang or be at the centre of a bukkake
Also banging a celebrity that I have to keep it super secret haha
A normal fantasy… I want/need to win the euro million…
And where does Jack Grealish appear. "
It was in the banging the celeb section deffo him!! |
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"Okay…,
I’m dressed as the moon, she as the Earth she puts magnetic nipple clamps on and I have a large magnet. With her laid on the bed, I “rise” from the foot of the bed brandishing my magnet. With my awesome moon power I pull on her tiddies and they rise and fall…
We then have some disappointing sex, made complicated as we are essentially two spheres. Later when she leaves in anger, saying that there are two sides to me, I chase after her exclaiming that she is my world, this is repeated on a monthly cycle. "
God, what a cliché. Who hasn't done that a million times already?
In fairness when I have sex it is always complicated by the fact that I *am* essentially a sphere with legs. I make it work though. |
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"Okay…,
I’m dressed as the moon, she as the Earth she puts magnetic nipple clamps on and I have a large magnet. With her laid on the bed, I “rise” from the foot of the bed brandishing my magnet. With my awesome moon power I pull on her tiddies and they rise and fall…
We then have some disappointing sex, made complicated as we are essentially two spheres. Later when she leaves in anger, saying that there are two sides to me, I chase after her exclaiming that she is my world, this is repeated on a monthly cycle.
God, what a cliché. Who hasn't done that a million times already?
In fairness when I have sex it is always complicated by the fact that I *am* essentially a sphere with legs. I make it work though."
I never seem to find the right orbit. |
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