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A bloke is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells "Don't enter that church, you daft twat, its a trap!"
His wife asks him "What are you watching?"
Husband replies "Our wedding video." |
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I was shocked to see my well fit divorced neighbour knocking on the door last night. "I'm so horny that I can't stand it." she said. "I want to go out, get d*unk and get a good hard fuck. Are you free tonight?" "fuckin right i am!" I replied enthusiastically. "Wonderful." she said. "Would you watch my kids?" |
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"A bloke is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells "Don't enter that church, you daft twat, its a trap!"
His wife asks him "What are you watching?"
Husband replies "Our wedding video.""
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