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over a year ago
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"no they are both gastropoda molluscan but different members of the same family, rather like a zebra is to a horse, or a chimpanzee to a gorilla "
Ohhh! 'ark at 'er! |
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"no they are both gastropoda molluscan but different members of the same family, rather like a zebra is to a horse, or a chimpanzee to a gorilla "
Did somebody call for a zebra?  |
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"no they are both gastropoda molluscan but different members of the same family, rather like a zebra is to a horse, or a chimpanzee to a gorilla
Did somebody call for a zebra? "
only if your a slug in disguise lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"no they are both gastropoda molluscan but different members of the same family, rather like a zebra is to a horse, or a chimpanzee to a gorilla
Did somebody call for a zebra? only if your a slug in disguise lol"
A snail in disguise? just need Michelle on my back, boom boom.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can you ride a zebra same as a pony?think a zebra is bigger so harder tn get your leg over
I'm capable of getting my leg over sommat pretty big!"
Yoohoo...!!
*Waves... Modestly... * |
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"I took the shell of my snail to make it go faster but if anything it made it more sluggish"
i wish we had a giant snail now! perhaps we could start a breeding process what shall we cross him with first? |
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"if you could get a snail as abig as a horse would you dare ride on its back!  it would be fun trying
would you sit behind his shell or in front?well i was going to sit on top of it lol"
are you going comando? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I took the shell of my snail to make it go faster but if anything it made it more sluggish
i wish we had a giant snail now! perhaps we could start a breeding process what shall we cross him with first?"
try an oyster shell, it'd be a cross dresser |
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"I took the shell of my snail to make it go faster but if anything it made it more sluggish
i wish we had a giant snail now! perhaps we could start a breeding process what shall we cross him with first?
try an oyster shell, it'd be a cross dresser"
yoo small we need sommat a bit bigger! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I took the shell of my snail to make it go faster but if anything it made it more sluggish
i wish we had a giant snail now! perhaps we could start a breeding process what shall we cross him with first?
try an oyster shell, it'd be a cross dresser
yoo small we need sommat a bit bigger!"
There's a big Shell petrol station down the road, how about telling him to work a 20 hour shift.... cross? .... he'll be fuckin fumin! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If we got a cane toad it wouldn't jump and and you could lick it for its LSD like secretions. Could you do that?
i'm capable of giving a good lick!"
lick the zebra! lick the zebra! |
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"If we got a cane toad it wouldn't jump and and you could lick it for its LSD like secretions. Could you do that?
i'm capable of giving a good lick!
If I decided to put that thought to the test?"
i havnt finished licking the zebra! |
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"If we got a cane toad it wouldn't jump and and you could lick it for its LSD like secretions. Could you do that?
i'm capable of giving a good lick!
If I decided to put that thought to the test?
i havnt finished licking the zebra!"
Mind you dont like all his stripes off lol |
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"If we got a cane toad it wouldn't jump and and you could lick it for its LSD like secretions. Could you do that?
i'm capable of giving a good lick!
If I decided to put that thought to the test?
i havnt finished licking the zebra!
Mind you dont like all his stripes off lol"
jealousy is a terrible thing! |
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"If we got a cane toad it wouldn't jump and and you could lick it for its LSD like secretions. Could you do that?
i'm capable of giving a good lick!
If I decided to put that thought to the test?
i havnt finished licking the zebra!
Mind you dont like all his stripes off lol
jealousy is a terrible thing!"
pmsl, i nearly chocked then. If you lick his stripes of he will just be an everyday boring horse |
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"If we got a cane toad it wouldn't jump and and you could lick it for its LSD like secretions. Could you do that?
i'm capable of giving a good lick!
If I decided to put that thought to the test?
i havnt finished licking the zebra!
Mind you dont like all his stripes off lol
jealousy is a terrible thing!
pmsl, i nearly chocked then. If you lick his stripes of he will just be an everyday boring horse"
if i just leave the on that'l make him a donkey! |
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"If we got a cane toad it wouldn't jump and and you could lick it for its LSD like secretions. Could you do that?
i'm capable of giving a good lick!
If I decided to put that thought to the test?
i havnt finished licking the zebra!
Mind you dont like all his stripes off lol
jealousy is a terrible thing!
pmsl, i nearly chocked then. If you lick his stripes of he will just be an everyday boring horse
if i just leave the on that'l make him a donkey!"
ha ha, that will do lol, mind you if you start calling him donkey, he might get the wrong idea lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't care what family they're in... I'm terrified of them
nasty slimy little fuckers
*shudders *  "
Those of us with allotments are not surprised that according to Chinese astrology this is the Year of the Slug (or so I am told anyway). |
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"just wait until our genetically altered giant slugs for riding are developed, nobodys lettuces will be safe!"
Well if the two big slimey ones that where in my kitchen last night come back i will capture them ready for the laboratory |
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"if you could get a snail as abig as a horse would you dare ride on its back!
But I'd bet you'd need a truck load of galirc and parsley and the pin would be huge
lol "
dont you dare eat my child of the lab! |
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"if you could get a snail as abig as a horse would you dare ride on its back!
But I'd bet you'd need a truck load of galirc and parsley and the pin would be huge
lol
dont you dare eat my child of the lab!"
what we going to call this creation when its made |
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"if you could get a snail as abig as a horse would you dare ride on its back!
But I'd bet you'd need a truck load of galirc and parsley and the pin would be huge
lol
dont you dare eat my child of the lab!
what we going to call this creation when its made"
the smilingagent! |
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"if you could get a snail as abig as a horse would you dare ride on its back!
But I'd bet you'd need a truck load of galirc and parsley and the pin would be huge
lol
dont you dare eat my child of the lab!
what we going to call this creation when its made
the smilingagent!"
Brilliant lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We worked with a woman who thought folk could ride on Seahorses, she'd seen it as a kid on a cartoon.
She was on a real downer when we convinced her how small they actually are, we felt pretty guilty about it. 
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"if you could get a snail as abig as a horse would you dare ride on its back!
But I'd bet you'd need a truck load of galirc and parsley and the pin would be huge
lol
dont you dare eat my child of the lab!
what we going to call this creation when its made
the smilingagent!
Brilliant lol"
better not start breeding em too big or us arse cheeks'l slide off the sides! will we
need a saddle? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex mrs trod on one of those big orange slugs, we had a downstairs bathroom, it squished right between her toes and she nearly heaved.
She put her foot in the loo and flushed it.
It seems they come in through gas vents when the heaters are switched off.  R
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"if you could get a snail as abig as a horse would you dare ride on its back!
But I'd bet you'd need a truck load of galirc and parsley and the pin would be huge
lol
dont you dare eat my child of the lab!
what we going to call this creation when its made
the smilingagent!
Brilliant lol
better not start breeding em too big or us arse cheeks'l slide off the sides! will we
need a saddle?"
best ask your mate if we can borrow his |
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"My ex mrs trod on one of those big orange slugs, we had a downstairs bathroom, it squished right between her toes and she nearly heaved.
She put her foot in the loo and flushed it.
It seems they come in through gas vents when the heaters are switched off. R
XX"
sounds like a horror movie! |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
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"i carefully pick all the snails out of my garden and take them out to the grass down the rd,beggars always seem to come back though
cant bear to kill them"
how do you know its the same snails? |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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"i carefully pick all the snails out of my garden and take them out to the grass down the rd,beggars always seem to come back though
cant bear to kill them
how do you know its the same snails? "
they wave their little antenna thingys as they go past,and they all have suntans from their holidays,sometimes they bring me sticks of rock back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am petrified of slugs! Horrible slimey alien creatures! Why are they even on this planet? What purpose do they serve! Just to terrify us? "
so u dont like my slug/snail pics...well least u coulda told me!! |
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