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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
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"So what do people actually like to hear in a first message?"
Heard a cockshot goes down a treat  seriously have you not had a date or a girlfriend or chatted with someone at the bar or in a club Google could give you some tips I think to ask such a question everyone is different |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like to hear a woman blowing smoke up my ass!
One day it might actually happen. 
I would, but I've never smoked.
Can I blow vape up your ass, would that work?"
Im might why not give it a try  |
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"So what do people actually like to hear in a first message?"
What do *I* like to hear in message?
"Hi Astbury! You're an ugly cunt, but I've seen you in action, and I want you to plough the shit out of me and all my hot friends. Don't even think about trying to talk to us though, you fucking weirdo."
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Lol the trusty cock shot opener!! Leaves no grey area’s. shows intent!! Magic!
Unfortunately I don’t have a 3 ft tallywacker needed to pull off such a ballsy move therefore I rely on humour!
Probably doesn’t have the success rate as the 3ft cock shot though!! |
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"Mr Davenport. There is a party at [time and location]. You will be there. Don't worry too much about the dress code; you will be spending it bound naked to a chair so my guests may amuse themselves on your penis."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what do people actually like to hear in a first message?
I heard pet names work, babe, kitten, biscuit tits, all the usual ones"
Majority of women on here from single female and females in couples don't like that lot's of thread's before about pet name's. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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always mention how big your cock is, even better attach a pic with a sky remote for scale, if its a couple always talk as if its a single women, guys love that |
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"Hello Astbury. I want to be fucked in front of a room full of strangers, but my husband can't perform under pressure. Your reputation precedes you, so would you be willing to make my fantasy happen too?" |
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"Hi Astbury. I'm organising a gangbang for myself, and I need at least one safe pair of hands to lead proceedings and keep up the pace when the others lose momentum. Your name has come up again and again, so what are you doing on [date]?"
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"Dear Mr Davenport,
I do hope you'll forgive the unsolicited message, but we spoke very briefly at our local club before the pandemic, and I confess you've rather been on my mind since.
Now, I fear I may not be your type – being so very much older than you, and such a stuffy professional to boot – but I have always harboured the desire to be ravished by a tall, dark, long-haired barbarian of a man.
My husband is a lovely fellow – I would not have been with him for so many decades otherwise – but he is hardly the type to break down a door and carry me away into the night.
Would you care to oblige me, the next time we're both at the club? I'm sure I could make it very much worth your while..." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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And here's Mondays 'first message' thread.
It's becoming a daily occurance now.
OP, do yourself a favour, do a forum search for 'first message' and 'opening message' and see what advice has been given to others.
Should fill a few hours of your time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just want a nice message from a guy who meets my criteria (as described in the bio), indicates that he's read that bio by including something in his message which isn't copied and pasted, and who isn't a weirdo.
Is it too much to ask? Lol |
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