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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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"As Colin has been doing the grand tour of the country and must have witnessed many events and maybe joined in. Is he considered hardened?"
hes obviously not hard enough cos he hasnt been to Yorkshire yet
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"that is one traumatized chicken!"
Ah! That is why he looked so knackered when he visited me. There I was calling him a fake and it's just that he's had the stuffing knocked out of him. |
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"As Colin has been doing the grand tour of the country and must have witnessed many events and maybe joined in. Is he considered hardened? hes obviously not hard enough cos he hasnt been to Yorkshire yet"
Nor has he visited Glasgow..... |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"As Colin has been doing the grand tour of the country and must have witnessed many events and maybe joined in. Is he considered hardened? hes obviously not hard enough cos he hasnt been to Yorkshire yet"
Agreed! |
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"As Colin has been doing the grand tour of the country and must have witnessed many events and maybe joined in. Is he considered hardened? hes obviously not hard enough cos he hasnt been to Yorkshire yet
Agreed!"
his therapist has recomended delaying his tour of yorkshire until he has completed his therapy and gained the inner strength required of this arduous mission! |
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over a year ago
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I wasnt on here for six days and blimey how many Colins did I see where I went -including back pack Colins ............. he has been cloned I tell u - check u get the original visiting u  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Colin is currently back in my drawer and is not taking any additional attention. At least until the morning he is worse for wear"
Did you get him d*unk?
He wasn't with that famous grouse was he? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"As Colin has been doing the grand tour of the country and must have witnessed many events and maybe joined in. Is he considered hardened? hes obviously not hard enough cos he hasnt been to Yorkshire yet
Agreed!
his therapist has recomended delaying his tour of yorkshire until he has completed his therapy and gained the inner strength required of this arduous mission!"
He'll be a shadow of his former self afterwards.  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Colin is currently back in my drawer and is not taking any additional attention. At least until the morning he is worse for wear
Did you get him d*unk?
He wasn't with that famous grouse was he?"
D*unk is not really a strong enough word |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"Colin is currently back in my drawer and is not taking any additional attention. At least until the morning he is worse for wear
Did you get him d*unk?
He wasn't with that famous grouse was he?
D*unk is not really a strong enough word"
do the RSPCA know about this  |
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"As Colin has been doing the grand tour of the country and must have witnessed many events and maybe joined in. Is he considered hardened? hes obviously not hard enough cos he hasnt been to Yorkshire yet
Agreed!
his therapist has recomended delaying his tour of yorkshire until he has completed his therapy and gained the inner strength required of this arduous mission!
He'll be a shadow of his former self afterwards. "
he'l certainly lose his cock a doodle doo! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Colin is currently back in my drawer and is not taking any additional attention. At least until the morning he is worse for wear
Did you get him d*unk?
He wasn't with that famous grouse was he?
D*unk is not really a strong enough word do the RSPCA know about this "
We are not actually capable of ringing them HIc |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"As Colin has been doing the grand tour of the country and must have witnessed many events and maybe joined in. Is he considered hardened? hes obviously not hard enough cos he hasnt been to Yorkshire yet
Agreed!
his therapist has recomended delaying his tour of yorkshire until he has completed his therapy and gained the inner strength required of this arduous mission!
He'll be a shadow of his former self afterwards.
he'l certainly lose his cock a doodle doo!"
He was tired but still crowing when he left my place on Monday. |
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over a year ago
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"Colin is currently back in my drawer and is not taking any additional attention. At least until the morning he is worse for wear"
If he's too hardened you should wash some of it off...
Poor fella...  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"As Colin has been doing the grand tour of the country and must have witnessed many events and maybe joined in. Is he considered hardened? hes obviously not hard enough cos he hasnt been to Yorkshire yet
Agreed!
his therapist has recomended delaying his tour of yorkshire until he has completed his therapy and gained the inner strength required of this arduous mission!
He'll be a shadow of his former self afterwards.
he'l certainly lose his cock a doodle doo!"
More of a cock-a-doodle-don'tohpleasegodnomore. |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"Colin is currently back in my drawer and is not taking any additional attention. At least until the morning he is worse for wear
Did you get him d*unk?
He wasn't with that famous grouse was he?
D*unk is not really a strong enough word do the RSPCA know about this
We are not actually capable of ringing them HIc "
dont go near him with a match then, i hear Nigella does a good flambe chicken,and singed feathers is not a good look |
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"Colin is currently back in my drawer and is not taking any additional attention. At least until the morning he is worse for wear
Did you get him d*unk?
He wasn't with that famous grouse was he?
D*unk is not really a strong enough word do the RSPCA know about this
We are not actually capable of ringing them HIc dont go near him with a match then, i hear Nigella does a good flambe chicken,and singed feathers is not a good look"
i'm sure colin is capable of looking aftyer himself! |
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"i don't know about colin but this talk of how good yorkshire is has definitely got me hardened 
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough
Wyrdwoman and I are ready to tag team  "
I,l hold the chicken! |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"i don't know about colin but this talk of how good yorkshire is has definitely got me hardened
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough
Wyrdwoman and I are ready to tag team
I,l hold the chicken!"
i will have the flat caps ready |
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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago
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"i don't know about colin but this talk of how good yorkshire is has definitely got me hardened
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough
Wyrdwoman and I are ready to tag team
I,l hold the chicken!"
oh now i'm way too innocent, i think you might eat me alive  |
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"i don't know about colin but this talk of how good yorkshire is has definitely got me hardened
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough
Wyrdwoman and I are ready to tag team
I,l hold the chicken!
oh now i'm way too innocent, i think you might eat me alive "
ha ha you wish |
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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago
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"i don't know about colin but this talk of how good yorkshire is has definitely got me hardened
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough
Wyrdwoman and I are ready to tag team
I,l hold the chicken!
oh now i'm way too innocent, i think you might eat me alive
ha ha you wish"
funnily enough yes  |
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"i don't know about colin but this talk of how good yorkshire is has definitely got me hardened
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough
Wyrdwoman and I are ready to tag team
I,l hold the chicken!
oh now i'm way too innocent, i think you might eat me alive
ha ha you wish
funnily enough yes "
dont forget to bring us some jellied eels! |
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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago
where the world takes me |
"i don't know about colin but this talk of how good yorkshire is has definitely got me hardened
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough
Wyrdwoman and I are ready to tag team
I,l hold the chicken!
oh now i'm way too innocent, i think you might eat me alive
ha ha you wish
funnily enough yes
dont forget to bring us some jellied eels!"
Well now i'm no cockerny, i've just adopted this town. I'm from the south coast originally, in fact this is technically the north for me.
So i'll have to pass on the jellied eels, maybe there's something else lithe slippery and eel like i could bring? |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"i don't know about colin but this talk of how good yorkshire is has definitely got me hardened
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough
Wyrdwoman and I are ready to tag team
I,l hold the chicken!
oh now i'm way too innocent, i think you might eat me alive
ha ha you wish
funnily enough yes
dont forget to bring us some jellied eels!
Well now i'm no cockerny, i've just adopted this town. I'm from the south coast originally, in fact this is technically the north for me.
So i'll have to pass on the jellied eels, maybe there's something else lithe slippery and eel like i could bring? "
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"i don't know about colin but this talk of how good yorkshire is has definitely got me hardened
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough
Wyrdwoman and I are ready to tag team
I,l hold the chicken!
oh now i'm way too innocent, i think you might eat me alive
ha ha you wish
funnily enough yes
dont forget to bring us some jellied eels!
Well now i'm no cockerny, i've just adopted this town. I'm from the south coast originally, in fact this is technically the north for me.
So i'll have to pass on the jellied eels, maybe there's something else lithe slippery and eel like i could bring? "
how about some half sucked brighton rock? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Colin is currently back in my drawer and is not taking any additional attention. At least until the morning he is worse for wear
Did you get him d*unk?
He wasn't with that famous grouse was he?
D*unk is not really a strong enough word do the RSPCA know about this
We are not actually capable of ringing them HIc dont go near him with a match then, i hear Nigella does a good flambe chicken,and singed feathers is not a good looki'm sure colin is capable of looking aftyer himself!"
Easy for you to say! |
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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago
where the world takes me |
"i don't know about colin but this talk of how good yorkshire is has definitely got me hardened
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough
Wyrdwoman and I are ready to tag team
I,l hold the chicken!
oh now i'm way too innocent, i think you might eat me alive
ha ha you wish
funnily enough yes
dont forget to bring us some jellied eels!
Well now i'm no cockerny, i've just adopted this town. I'm from the south coast originally, in fact this is technically the north for me.
So i'll have to pass on the jellied eels, maybe there's something else lithe slippery and eel like i could bring?
how about some half sucked brighton rock?"
Well now that i might just be able to manage... but you'd have to share since having it all to yourself is very greedy |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"i don't know about colin but this talk of how good yorkshire is has definitely got me hardened
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough
Wyrdwoman and I are ready to tag team
I,l hold the chicken!
oh now i'm way too innocent, i think you might eat me alive
ha ha you wish
funnily enough yes
dont forget to bring us some jellied eels!"
He's in Stokey. It's been many a long year since I have seen jellied eels there. Although he does have the best fish and chip establishment ever. Where else can you get tempura prawns and chips with homemade tartare sauce? |
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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago
where the world takes me |
"i don't know about colin but this talk of how good yorkshire is has definitely got me hardened
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough
Wyrdwoman and I are ready to tag team
I,l hold the chicken!
oh now i'm way too innocent, i think you might eat me alive
ha ha you wish
funnily enough yes
dont forget to bring us some jellied eels!
He's in Stokey. It's been many a long year since I have seen jellied eels there. Although he does have the best fish and chip establishment ever. Where else can you get tempura prawns and chips with homemade tartare sauce?"
Stokey down to a tea, the home of the middle class fast food joint |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"i don't know about colin but this talk of how good yorkshire is has definitely got me hardened
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough
Wyrdwoman and I are ready to tag team
I,l hold the chicken!
oh now i'm way too innocent, i think you might eat me alive
ha ha you wish
funnily enough yes
dont forget to bring us some jellied eels!
He's in Stokey. It's been many a long year since I have seen jellied eels there. Although he does have the best fish and chip establishment ever. Where else can you get tempura prawns and chips with homemade tartare sauce?
Stokey down to a tea, the home of the middle class fast food joint "
And one of the loveliest cemeteries in London. |
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over a year ago
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"Has he recovered from his Scotland trip already?
He said he would have preferred it if he had been offered some proper black pudding and not the English rubbish"
Only the finest Stornoway black pudding here.
And we took him to the famous Anstruther chippy. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Has he recovered from his Scotland trip already?
He said he would have preferred it if he had been offered some proper black pudding and not the English rubbish
Only the finest Stornoway black pudding here.
And we took him to the famous
Anstruther chippy. "
Did they have proper sauce? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has he recovered from his Scotland trip already?
He said he would have preferred it if he had been offered some proper black pudding and not the English rubbish
Only the finest Stornoway black pudding here.
And we took him to the famous
Anstruther chippy.
Did they have proper sauce?"
colin was saucy enough for everyone ...... Betty ducks is still recovering. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has he recovered from his Scotland trip already?
He said he would have preferred it if he had been offered some proper black pudding and not the English rubbish
Only the finest Stornoway black pudding here.
And we took him to the famous Anstruther chippy. "
Suprised he didn't end up in a basket!!! |
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"Has he recovered from his Scotland trip already?
He said he would have preferred it if he had been offered some proper black pudding and not the English rubbish
Only the finest Stornoway black pudding here.
And we took him to the famous Anstruther chippy.
Suprised he didn't end up in a basket!!! "
He may well end up a basket case by the end of the tour, I reckon. Clucked senseless. |
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"....as you can see in the pic Colin met Elvis, who works in the chippy. lol i love that Elivis.. so who come first chicken or the egg , lol "
How very dare you!
Colin always ensures the lady comes firat |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"And just what would that be?"
Handler? Agent? Wrangler? Pimp? Master? As far as I can determine, Ryan does not accompany Colin. I'm not sure if that is because he doesn't like MFC or because he is worried about the comparisons. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"And just what would that be?
Handler? Agent? Wrangler? Pimp? Master? As far as I can determine, Ryan does not accompany Colin. I'm not sure if that is because he doesn't like MFC or because he is worried about the comparisons. "
I have a very tender head this morning. It has taken me this long to puzzle out what MFC means |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Hey Ryan, does this make you Colin's "roadie"?
I think there might be another word better suited to Ryan's role.
I like to think of myself as his guiding hand
So fluffer then "
The Make up department have that responsibility |
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"And just what would that be?
Handler? Agent? Wrangler? Pimp? Master? As far as I can determine, Ryan does not accompany Colin. I'm not sure if that is because he doesn't like MFC or because he is worried about the comparisons.
I have a very tender head this morning. It has taken me this long to puzzle out what MFC means"
haha that made me giggle.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"And just what would that be?
Handler? Agent? Wrangler? Pimp? Master? As far as I can determine, Ryan does not accompany Colin. I'm not sure if that is because he doesn't like MFC or because he is worried about the comparisons.
I have a very tender head this morning. It has taken me this long to puzzle out what MFC means"
What were you and Colin drinking last night? |
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I have a very tender head this morning. It has taken me this long to puzzle out what MFC means
What were you and Colin drinking last night?"
Apparently Colin was banished to the drawer while Ryan hit the booze
Is there trouble in paradise?  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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I have a very tender head this morning. It has taken me this long to puzzle out what MFC means
What were you and Colin drinking last night?
Apparently Colin was banished to the drawer while Ryan hit the booze
Is there trouble in paradise? "
I thought that putting him in the drawer was a euphemism for something and I didn't want to ask |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"And just what would that be?
Handler? Agent? Wrangler? Pimp? Master? As far as I can determine, Ryan does not accompany Colin. I'm not sure if that is because he doesn't like MFC or because he is worried about the comparisons.
I have a very tender head this morning. It has taken me this long to puzzle out what MFC means
What were you and Colin drinking last night?"
Something unfriendly |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I've just spotted that you are based at Oxford. By that can i assume that you have an educated cock there?"
No the cock is thick as shit. I have tried to educate him, but alas, he can only follow his animal instincts |
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"I've just spotted that you are based at Oxford. By that can i assume that you have an educated cock there?
No the cock is thick as shit. I have tried to educate him, but alas, he can only follow his animal instincts "
Which is why he is so popular...  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've just spotted that you are based at Oxford. By that can i assume that you have an educated cock there?
No the cock is thick as shit. I have tried to educate him, but alas, he can only follow his animal instincts "
I think she was asking about Colin |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I've just spotted that you are based at Oxford. By that can i assume that you have an educated cock there?
No the cock is thick as shit. I have tried to educate him, but alas, he can only follow his animal instincts
I think she was asking about Colin "
If someone said ooh your thick I would be cock-a-hoop |
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