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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And post what she says.

I do enjoy a womans eye light up when she sees my face / size. And the man crumble inside …

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What about us single women?

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

If I still had one I’m sure her eyes would water and she’d do a runner.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Aww man. I don't have a wife

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Aww man. I don't have a wife

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What about us single women?"

I think we both know you’ve told me enough about your thoughts on it …

Oops… I wasn’t meant to say Kitty. X

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Its delicious

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aww man. I don't have a wife

Jo.Xx "

Haha have I just arranged an inadvertent wedding?

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Oh gosh.

You do have a nice looking cock. And a great body!

I can't see your face to comment. But I'm sure it's a decent one.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh gosh.

You do have a nice looking cock. And a great body!

I can't see your face to comment. But I'm sure it's a decent one.

Jo.Xx "

I liked the “oh gosh”..

Thank you.

Your partner is a lucky man.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Aww man. I don't have a wife

Jo.Xx "

Hey sexy. I meant a wife of my own, I know I have you

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By *opman1111Man over a year ago

belfast

"And post what she says.

I do enjoy a womans eye light up when she sees my face / size. And the man crumble inside …"
what about her other eye? Does it light up to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Only go after one ha

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"And post what she says.

I do enjoy a womans eye light up when she sees my face / size. And the man crumble inside …"

Where were you 2 weeks ago when we were in Edinburgh??

J x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And post what she says.

I do enjoy a womans eye light up when she sees my face / size. And the man crumble inside …

Where were you 2 weeks ago when we were in Edinburgh??

J x"

Haha have a good

Time?

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"And post what she says.

I do enjoy a womans eye light up when she sees my face / size. And the man crumble inside …

Where were you 2 weeks ago when we were in Edinburgh??

J x

Haha have a good

Time? "

Always! My family are there

It’s my 2nd home x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My wife thought your cock was ok, but she wasn’t sure about you

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By *erbycouple7Couple over a year ago

derby

"Not for me, the person behind the cock seems a penis. Hubby didn’t crumble either ??

The jealous ones are my favourite

Wow so full of yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My wife thought your cock was ok, but she wasn’t sure about you

Those are the most perfect tits aren’t they.

Even if she wasn’t complimentary I will be.

So pert. Lucky man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not for me, the person behind the cock seems a penis. Hubby didn’t crumble either ??

The jealous ones are my favourite

Wow so full of yourself"

Ach guilty

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

Tell me this is a piss taking thread... Your not serious OP?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahahah.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My wife thought your cock was ok, but she wasn’t sure about you

Those are the most perfect tits aren’t they.

Even if she wasn’t complimentary I will be.

So pert. Lucky man."

I don’t have a wife

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By *ambo1450Man over a year ago

Newport

She said it looked quite thin but was nice. She enjoyed the cum video.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to get annoyed by the OP....but now I totally get what he does...could I borrow it next weekend? Lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I used to get annoyed by the OP....but now I totally get what he does...could I borrow it next weekend? Lol x"

Haha sure. Busy one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to moisture your balls, OP, they’re raw ! My imaginary wife agrees.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I used to get annoyed by the OP....but now I totally get what he does...could I borrow it next weekend? Lol x

Haha sure. Busy one? "

Yeah lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And there he goes again, the wife’s can only take the cock in small doses.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Why do you do that take pics down

After clearly wanting attention

?????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What did I miss??? Was it a rather large cock?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He likes to come and go

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"He likes to come and go"

Literally

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"What did I miss??? Was it a rather large cock?"

Big as an house!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What did I miss??? Was it a rather large cock?

Big as an house! "

What type of house? A Townhouse? A country cottage? Three story? Or two story? Semi detached??? How many windows??

Why a house? Why not a bungalow? Or a tower block?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What did I miss??? Was it a rather large cock?

Big as an house!

What type of house? A Townhouse? A country cottage? Three story? Or two story? Semi detached??? How many windows??

Why a house? Why not a bungalow? Or a tower block?

A haunted castle

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"What did I miss??? Was it a rather large cock?

Big as an house!

What type of house? A Townhouse? A country cottage? Three story? Or two story? Semi detached??? How many windows??

Why a house? Why not a bungalow? Or a tower block?

Georgian, pied a terre, come now no one has a cock as big as a tower block!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And post what she says.

I do enjoy a womans eye light up when she sees my face / size. And the man crumble inside …"

How do you know what the husbands had for tea ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What did I miss??? Was it a rather large cock?

Big as an house!

What type of house? A Townhouse? A country cottage? Three story? Or two story? Semi detached??? How many windows??

Why a house? Why not a bungalow? Or a tower block?

Georgian, pied a terre, come now no one has a cock as big as a tower block! "

Trump does

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By *ynecplCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Her response was is it foggy where he lives or do I need a microscope as I can't see anything.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And post what she says.

I do enjoy a womans eye light up when she sees my face / size. And the man crumble inside …

How do you know what the husbands had for tea ? "

"Man crumble" said the Gruffalo

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"And post what she says.

I do enjoy a womans eye light up when she sees my face / size. And the man crumble inside …

How do you know what the husbands had for tea ? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He will return.......

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

My imaginary wife is Dutch and she said….. Je lult uit je nek

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What did I miss??? Was it a rather large cock?

Big as an house!

What type of house? A Townhouse? A country cottage? Three story? Or two story? Semi detached??? How many windows??

Why a house? Why not a bungalow? Or a tower block?

Surely a bungalow as everything is downstairs?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My imaginary wife is Dutch and she said….. Je lult uit je nek"

Translation

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

"My imaginary wife is Dutch and she said….. Je lult uit je nek

Translation "

I don’t know ???

I just nod and say…….Ja

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My imaginary wife is Dutch and she said….. Je lult uit je nek

Translation

I don’t know ???

I just nod and say…….Ja"

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

I don’t have a wife so I went for a wander through the village.

I couldn’t find a woman (it’s a “traditional” village so on a Sunday at this time, most of them are doing what women have done for centuries, they’re all having a good finger blast whilst their hubby sleeps off roast dinner)

I did find a lost Swedish tourist on a bicycle who said, “I see nothing”. Apparently you’ve hid your profile chap.

Still, it’s nice to get out.

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By *olex99Man over a year ago

Hull

Has this thread come around again?

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

Ahhh carrick!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Been a good night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been a good night "

Did you get all the soufflé’s to rise ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You could fly a billionaire to space in that.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"My imaginary wife is Dutch and she said….. Je lult uit je nek"

Ik ben het met je eens.....

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"You could fly a billionaire to space in that.

Nice!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been a good night "

Finished the Daily Sport crossword ?

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

"My imaginary wife is Dutch and she said….. Je lult uit je nek

Ik ben het met je eens....."

I’ll tell her when she’s back from bingo

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By *eacockDreamsMan over a year ago

Bournemouth

Nice try, MI5.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have a wife anymore but told NBVN that I had a pic I needed her reaction to.

She said "its a cock" with a slight look of distaste.

I cannot be sure if she was talking about the appendage or the person in the photo but for the sake of being kind assume the former.

PS I'm not feeling very crumbly if that helps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My imaginary wife asks can you put something next to it for perspective as it’s hard to gauge when there’s nothing to scale it off.

Kind regards X

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I showed her and shes asking is that a Matt or silk finish on yours walls?

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

My wife said she prefers mine

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"You could fly a billionaire to space in that.

You win

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By *ringles0510Woman over a year ago

Central Borders

"My imaginary wife is Dutch and she said….. Je lult uit je nek

Translation

I don’t know ???

I just nod and say…….Ja"

Basically it comes down to "you're talking utter shite".

De groeten aan je denkbeeldige vrouw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My imaginary wife asks can you put something next to it for perspective as it’s hard to gauge when there’s nothing to scale it off.

Kind regards X"

Sky remote? Lynx can?

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

"My imaginary wife is Dutch and she said….. Je lult uit je nek

Translation

I don’t know ???

I just nod and say…….Ja

Basically it comes down to "you're talking utter shite".

De groeten aan je denkbeeldige vrouw

She does say “Je lult uit je nek” quite a lot! Usually directed at me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go show your own wife,oh wait haven't you cot one,I guess having a big cock and being a big cock doesn't make for a good husband

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You could fly a billionaire to space in that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What did I miss??? Was it a rather large cock?

Big as an house!

What type of house? A Townhouse? A country cottage? Three story? Or two story? Semi detached??? How many windows??

Why a house? Why not a bungalow? Or a tower block?

Georgian, pied a terre, come now no one has a cock as big as a tower block! "

That sounds fancy. Does it have a garden?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What did I miss??? Was it a rather large cock?

Big as an house!

What type of house? A Townhouse? A country cottage? Three story? Or two story? Semi detached??? How many windows??

Why a house? Why not a bungalow? Or a tower block?

Surely a bungalow as everything is downstairs?

Does it have a garden...oh I would love a bungalow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Given your profile is hidden the only remaining option is for you to remove it and preserve is in formaldehyde. I can't somehow see you going for that.

Just as well for you that I'm not married!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's done the same thread somewhere else!

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"What did I miss??? Was it a rather large cock?

Big as an house!

What type of house? A Townhouse? A country cottage? Three story? Or two story? Semi detached??? How many windows??

Why a house? Why not a bungalow? Or a tower block?

Georgian, pied a terre, come now no one has a cock as big as a tower block!

That sounds fancy. Does it have a garden?"

A lady garden?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

My ex didn't even like my cock so you've got no chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahh not seen a carrick thread in a while! Nice to see you back mate, it's a good thing you've got such a big rod for all those fish you're catching

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hah

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By *losguygl3Man over a year ago

Gloucester

"And post what she says.

I do enjoy a womans eye light up when she sees my face / size. And the man crumble inside …"

Ha ha ha

She said “yawn. Another boring cock pic”

She always was a straight talker

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Been a good night

Did you get all the soufflé’s to rise ? "

You post atleast 5 posts on average to my threads. All very odd

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

It’s on my profile. She’s free to take a peek

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been a good night

Did you get all the soufflé’s to rise ?

You post atleast 5 posts on average to my threads. All very odd"

More than that dude, are we back on again, I’ve missed you ?!

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By *lassy_but_sassyWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

I mean, it's nice and all. I've actually seen and had bigger though, but bless you.

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"I mean, it's nice and all. I've actually seen and had bigger though, but bless you. "

I am wetting my pants laughing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I mean, it's nice and all. I've actually seen and had bigger though, but bless you.

I am wetting my pants laughing! "

That’s okay. I know people will have had bigger - it’s not the biggest in the world fella but my verifications show its appreciated for size.

I like the word “nice” ha

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I’m going out on a limb by saying I bet I’ll see this one pop up again in 9weeks time.

It’s just a hunch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m going out on a limb by saying I bet I’ll see this one pop up again in 9weeks time.

It’s just a hunch. "

Last one was full mate. Made a new one.

Works though.

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By *tew008Man over a year ago

edinburgh

"I mean, it's nice and all. I've actually seen and had bigger though, but bless you.

I am wetting my pants laughing!

That’s okay. I know people will have had bigger - it’s not the biggest in the world fella but my verifications show its appreciated for size.

I like the word “nice” ha"

Haha jeezo glad I’ve no verifications now

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By *erbycouple7Couple over a year ago

derby

Funny when the op got mardy and reported us for a comment lol ?? thought we was grown ups lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Funny when the op got mardy and reported us for a comment lol ?? thought we was grown ups lol "

How do you know he reported you?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Can you balance a spirit level in it please. It looks very straight, id like to see how straight it is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I swear when I first looked at the small pic for your profile, I thought it was your arm and you were leaning on something!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Been a good night

Did you get all the soufflé’s to rise ?

You post atleast 5 posts on average to my threads. All very odd

More than that dude, are we back on again, I’ve missed you ?!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Funny when the op got mardy and reported us for a comment lol ?? thought we was grown ups lol "

Lies haha. I’ve never reported anyone in my life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I swear when I first looked at the small pic for your profile, I thought it was your arm and you were leaning on something!!

Well I just tried to message you…

No luck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you balance a spirit level in it please. It looks very straight, id like to see how straight it is

Haha it’s poker straight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meh....its a cock..... more to a man than just his appendage

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Meh....its a cock..... more to a man than just his appendage

I see this said to me a lot.

When have I ever said it’s not about more than that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My wife ran away with the milk man, was all about the cream apparently

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Can you balance a spirit level in it please. It looks very straight, id like to see how straight it is

Haha it’s poker straight "

That was a genuine request BTW

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can you balance a spirit level in it please. It looks very straight, id like to see how straight it is

Haha it’s poker straight

That was a genuine request BTW "

Hahaha

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By *ilf71Couple over a year ago

Fareham

Bloody hell, I’d like a go on that

A x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bloody hell, I’d like a go on that

A x"

Haha you’d be more than welcome to have as many goes as you’d like

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By *ilf71Couple over a year ago

Fareham

"Bloody hell, I’d like a go on that

A x

Haha you’d be more than welcome to have as many goes as you’d like "

Feel free to take a trip down south

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bloody hell, I’d like a go on that

A x

Haha you’d be more than welcome to have as many goes as you’d like

Feel free to take a trip down south

Euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And post what she says.

I do enjoy a womans eye light up when she sees my face / size. And the man crumble inside …"

OP not fair, single ladies are complaining, please add

Husband show cock to you wife, if you do not have marry and come back, rest please come straight to my profile or room to have look

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By *opman1111Man over a year ago

belfast

"And post what she says.

I do enjoy a womans eye light up when she sees my face / size. And the man crumble inside …

OP not fair, single ladies are complaining, please add

Husband show cock to you wife, if you do not have marry and come back, rest please come straight to my profile or room to have look

Could someone please translate this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No ive not got one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No ive not got one

Hahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Big

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Big "

Your video with your hand in it for comparison says otherwise but still a decent 7/8 inches but you’re no “Big Harold” bless you!!!!!

Tony

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Big

Your video with your hand in it for comparison says otherwise but still a decent 7/8 inches but you’re no “Big Harold” bless you!!!!!

Tony"

Cheers Tony.

Who is Harold? Haha. Yeh I’m just over 9

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Big

Your video with your hand in it for comparison says otherwise but still a decent 7/8 inches but you’re no “Big Harold” bless you!!!!!

Tony

Cheers Tony.

As I said using your five fingers as a comparison for size I’d say more 7!!!!

Do a search for the great man and prepare to be humbled.

Tony

Who is Harold? Haha. Yeh I’m just over 9"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And post what she says.

I do enjoy a womans eye light up when she sees my face / size. And the man crumble inside …"

That reminds me. Where did I put my magnifying glass. Lol

Dont you just hate smug, self centred posers on here.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

"Big

Your video with your hand in it for comparison says otherwise but still a decent 7/8 inches but you’re no “Big Harold” bless you!!!!!

Tony

Cheers Tony.

Who is Harold? Haha. Yeh I’m just over 9"

Do a name search. Makes my eyes water

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Big

Your video with your hand in it for comparison says otherwise but still a decent 7/8 inches but you’re no “Big Harold” bless you!!!!!

Tony

Cheers Tony.

Who is Harold? Haha. Yeh I’m just over 9

Do a name search. Makes my eyes water "

I just searched him again and that is a real big cock and not a camera angle big cock.

The picture with the ladies arm is a real oh my fucking gawd picture.

Big Harold rules!!!!!

Tony

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He’s a big lad. No denying it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Haha

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By *eanyabzMan over a year ago

Aberdeen

My fb loves it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha"

I often visit Hahalifax, lovely place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

^ this guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And post what she says.

I do enjoy a womans eye light up when she sees my face / size. And the man crumble inside …"

I cant...she doesnt know I'm on here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it because they are laughing so hard?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your all welcome to have a look at my cock made my pics public let me know what you think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah go on so lol now anyone want to see mine

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

If I must .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last night a bidet drenched my wife.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And post what she says.

I do enjoy a womans eye light up when she sees my face / size. And the man crumble inside …"

From her

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cheers

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By *weety and BossCouple over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Wow just wow, it’s a beauty

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wow just wow, it’s a beauty

Thanks I like the word wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Its delicious "

Thanks you

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

It's a cock... hubby's is better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was bored so I’ve just measured my hand which is on the larger size and going by your hand holding your cock for scale I’d estimate your massive cock is roughly one hand and four fingers big which makes it between 6 and 7inchs not that it matters of course because it’s still a good looking member so congrats.

Tony

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tony"

That is brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good lad

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tony"

Tony.. relax mate.

It’s 9.

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

I don’t have a wife

where can I get one

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By *olly sub4olderCouple over a year ago

chester

Hes got sum cock on him x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's the question again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hes got sum cock on him x"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tony

Tony.. relax mate.

It’s 9. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t have a wife

where can I get one

My point exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *zn marriedMan over a year ago

GLASGOW

Wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Wow is a good word

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By *zn marriedMan over a year ago

GLASGOW

"Wow is a good word"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it. "

What! A big cock though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it.

What! A big cock though

A big cock, where??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it.

What! A big cock though

Really? OP has a big cock? I missed that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it. "

He'll be back next week lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it.

What! A big cock though

Really? OP has a big cock? I missed that. "

A what? Who has?

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it.

What! A big cock though

A big cock, where??

Downing St!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it.

What! A big cock though

Really? OP has a big cock? I missed that. "

Is it really fucking massive, like an ass-destroyer, a weapon of ass destruction in fact?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it.

What! A big cock though

Really? OP has a big cock? I missed that. "

Eh??? A cock of the larger variety? Does he? Who'd of thunkec it

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it.

What! A big cock though

Really? OP has a big cock? I missed that.

Is it really fucking massive, like an ass-destroyer, a weapon of ass destruction in fact? "

Big as an house!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it.

He'll be back next week lol"

Who will?.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it.

What! A big cock though

Really? OP has a big cock? I missed that.

Is it really fucking massive, like an ass-destroyer, a weapon of ass destruction in fact?

Big as an house! "

With a garden? What???? An horse??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it.

What! A big cock though

Really? OP has a big cock? I missed that.

Is it really fucking massive, like an ass-destroyer, a weapon of ass destruction in fact?

Big as an house!

With a garden? What???? An horse??"

I read big as a horse.

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it.

What! A big cock though

Really? OP has a big cock? I missed that.

Is it really fucking massive, like an ass-destroyer, a weapon of ass destruction in fact?

Big as an house!

With a garden? What???? An horse??"

And a shrubbery!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it.

He'll be back next week lol

Who will?."

Big cock fella. You can't miss him. He's got a giant cock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it.

He'll be back next week lol

Who will?.

Big cock fella. You can't miss him. He's got a giant cock.

Who has??

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it.

What! A big cock though

Really? OP has a big cock? I missed that.

Is it really fucking massive, like an ass-destroyer, a weapon of ass destruction in fact?

Big as an house!

With a garden? What???? An horse??

I read big as a horse. "

Much bigger than a gee-gee!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it.

What! A big cock though

Really? OP has a big cock? I missed that.

Is it really fucking massive, like an ass-destroyer, a weapon of ass destruction in fact?

Big as an house!

With a garden? What???? An horse??

I read big as a horse. "

Neigh..a house !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it.

He'll be back next week lol

Who will?.

Big cock fella. You can't miss him. He's got a giant cock.

He should tell somebody about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it.

What! A big cock though

Really? OP has a big cock? I missed that.

Is it really fucking massive, like an ass-destroyer, a weapon of ass destruction in fact?

Big as an house!

With a garden? What???? An horse??

I read big as a horse.

Neigh..a house !"

What house? Where is it? Does it have an horse?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's real Carrick yeah he's the real Carrick, all those other real Carricks are just imitatin.

Hang on, nobody else is trying to be Slim Carrick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's real Carrick yeah he's the real Carrick, all those other real Carricks are just imitatin.

Hang on, nobody else is trying to be Slim Carrick. "

Who??

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it.

What! A big cock though

Really? OP has a big cock? I missed that.

Is it really fucking massive, like an ass-destroyer, a weapon of ass destruction in fact?

Big as an house!

With a garden? What???? An horse??

I read big as a horse.

Neigh..a house !

What house? Where is it? Does it have an horse?"

No, I got hoarse shouting for the horse, so I went in the house.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it.

What! A big cock though

Really? OP has a big cock? I missed that.

Is it really fucking massive, like an ass-destroyer, a weapon of ass destruction in fact?

Big as an house!

With a garden? What???? An horse??

I read big as a horse.

Much bigger than a gee-gee! "

GGs don't have cocks, silly. They're genuine girls, not like those fake girls what do have a cock hiding in their thong.

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"He's real Carrick yeah he's the real Carrick, all those other real Carricks are just imitatin.

Hang on, nobody else is trying to be Slim Carrick. "

Is he the one with the massive cocktail?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just posting to help hasten this fucking thread to its 175 posts demise. I'm sick of seeing it.

What! A big cock though

Really? OP has a big cock? I missed that.

Is it really fucking massive, like an ass-destroyer, a weapon of ass destruction in fact?

Big as an house!

With a garden? What???? An horse??

I read big as a horse.

Neigh..a house !

What house? Where is it? Does it have an horse?

No, I got hoarse shouting for the horse, so I went in the house. "

What for?? Poor horse, he's not deaf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will there be a part 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

HOUSE !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hes gonna start a new one haha making it end is just gonna make a new one start fair play i bet everyone looked job done for the op haha

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