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THE FUNKY MONKEY BOTTOM THREAD IS HERE AT LAST
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By *acci OP Woman
over a year ago
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" THIS THREAD IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST THREAD EVER!!!!
I foresee a time, not too far away where all threads are like this one.  "
All threads should start with a reference to you sexy ass lol  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
" THIS THREAD IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST THREAD EVER!!!!
I foresee a time, not too far away where all threads are like this one. "
Since the last Funky Monkey bottom love-in.
I only read them to see if you post. Your avatar is magnetic. |
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" THIS THREAD IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST THREAD EVER!!!!
I foresee a time, not too far away where all threads are like this one.
Since the last Funky Monkey bottom love-in.
I only read them to see if you post. Your avatar is magnetic."
Yes my arse has it's own gravitational pull you know!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" THIS THREAD IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST THREAD EVER!!!!
I foresee a time, not too far away where all threads are like this one.
Since the last Funky Monkey bottom love-in.
I only read them to see if you post. Your avatar is magnetic.
Yes my arse has it's own gravitational pull you know! "
Yip it has that as ive seen all the suck ups orbiting it  |
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" THIS THREAD IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST THREAD EVER!!!!
I foresee a time, not too far away where all threads are like this one.
Since the last Funky Monkey bottom love-in.
I only read them to see if you post. Your avatar is magnetic.
Yes my arse has it's own gravitational pull you know!
Yip it has that as ive seen all the suck ups orbiting it "
It's my black hole. All that dark matter.  Sorry too much detail. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" THIS THREAD IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST THREAD EVER!!!!
I foresee a time, not too far away where all threads are like this one.
Since the last Funky Monkey bottom love-in.
I only read them to see if you post. Your avatar is magnetic.
Yes my arse has it's own gravitational pull you know!
Yip it has that as ive seen all the suck ups orbiting it
It's my black hole. All that dark matter. Sorry too much detail."
Can you travel to distant planets through it lol |
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" THIS THREAD IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST THREAD EVER!!!!
I foresee a time, not too far away where all threads are like this one.
Since the last Funky Monkey bottom love-in.
I only read them to see if you post. Your avatar is magnetic.
Yes my arse has it's own gravitational pull you know!
Yip it has that as ive seen all the suck ups orbiting it
It's my black hole. All that dark matter. Sorry too much detail.
Can you travel to distant planets through it lol "
No but most people think I've disappeared up it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" THIS THREAD IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST THREAD EVER!!!!
I foresee a time, not too far away where all threads are like this one.
Since the last Funky Monkey bottom love-in.
I only read them to see if you post. Your avatar is magnetic.
Yes my arse has it's own gravitational pull you know!
Yip it has that as ive seen all the suck ups orbiting it
It's my black hole. All that dark matter. Sorry too much detail.
Can you travel to distant planets through it lol
No but most people think I've disappeared up it. "
Hahaha best retort to date |
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"I thought he was leaving to explore the galaxy with his mate Mark,the ninja"
You thought correctly my sweet. Alas my time has come and I will be leaving Fab very soon. So sad.
Anybody wanting to find out more about these sorry tidings can consult these two heart breaking threads:
http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/67929
http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/69213 |
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"I'm having flashbacks. Have I gone back in time? "
No I am having some sort Christmas Carol experience but with arse threads.
Next is the visit from Christmas Arse thread of the future. Is this the moment I am faced with my own sagging buttocks and leaky sphincter of the future. I can't bare it. I CAN'T BARE IT!!!
Can we not just fast forward to the end of this tale. I've learned my lesson I wont make another leaving thread. Wah wah!  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm having flashbacks. Have I gone back in time?
No I am having some sort Christmas Carol experience but with arse threads.
Next is the visit from Christmas Arse thread of the future. Is this the moment I am faced with my own sagging buttocks and leaky sphincter of the future. I can't bare it. I CAN'T BARE IT!!!
Can we not just fast forward to the end of this tale. I've learned my lesson I wont make another leaving thread. Wah wah! "
Don't bare it if it's a leaky sphincter 
Come here and I'll rub some lotion on your botty to keep it lovely and soft (and pliable enough for a new skirt).
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"I'm having flashbacks. Have I gone back in time?
No I am having some sort Christmas Carol experience but with arse threads.
Next is the visit from Christmas Arse thread of the future. Is this the moment I am faced with my own sagging buttocks and leaky sphincter of the future. I can't bare it. I CAN'T BARE IT!!!
Can we not just fast forward to the end of this tale. I've learned my lesson I wont make another leaving thread. Wah wah!
Don't bare it if it's a leaky sphincter
Come here and I'll rub some lotion on your botty to keep it lovely and soft (and pliable enough for a new skirt).
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I've stopped wearing skirts. Or rather Soxy keeps raiding my quarters on the TM and swiping them all. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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Come here and I'll rub some lotion on your botty to keep it lovely and soft (and pliable enough for a new skirt).
I've stopped wearing skirts. Or rather Soxy keeps raiding my quarters on the TM and swiping them all."
No my sweet man. This would be a Funky skirt made from FM skin. Is there enough to get around my sizeable arse? |
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Come here and I'll rub some lotion on your botty to keep it lovely and soft (and pliable enough for a new skirt).
I've stopped wearing skirts. Or rather Soxy keeps raiding my quarters on the TM and swiping them all.
No my sweet man. This would be a Funky skirt made from FM skin. Is there enough to get around my sizeable arse?"
I prefer lampshades.
Your botty is tiny anyway! Although I realise I was coerced into saying that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Come here and I'll rub some lotion on your botty to keep it lovely and soft (and pliable enough for a new skirt).
I've stopped wearing skirts. Or rather Soxy keeps raiding my quarters on the TM and swiping them all.
No my sweet man. This would be a Funky skirt made from FM skin. Is there enough to get around my sizeable arse?
I prefer lampshades.
Your botty is tiny anyway! Although I realise I was coerced into saying that."
Bloody biteable xxxx |
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Mmm yes that bum is still Excellent  |
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