My Birthday Friday

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What should i do to celebrate?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

have a posh wank....

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY when it comes, Im sure some ladies on here will prob give you a nice 1 lol

By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"have a posh wank...."

What's a posh wank? Wiping up with a monogrammed towel instead of a tissue????

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

why not go to braintree and pluck one off for yourself haha

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"have a posh wank....

What's a posh wank? Wiping up with a monogrammed towel instead of a tissue????

"
wanking into a condom....no need to wipe at all