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over a year ago
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" Rome wasn't built in a day
Bloody slow those Romans weren't they, what were they messing about at ffs?  "
Measuring their willies and eating Cornettos. |
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" Rome wasn't built in a day
Bloody slow those Romans weren't they, what were they messing about at ffs?
Measuring their willies and eating Cornettos."
I would have thought those long 10p ice pops would be a better tool for penile comparison, but what do I know?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yo
Yo yo yo, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster on The Nocturnal Show.
Last on previous thread 1st on this one
Daisy chain  "
Who doesn't like a daisy chain. |
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" Rome wasn't built in a day
Bloody slow those Romans weren't they, what were they messing about at ffs?
Measuring their willies and eating Cornettos."
At Least Starship built their City on Rock & Roll  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8AhIsSYQ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Rome wasn't built in a day
Bloody slow those Romans weren't they, what were they messing about at ffs?
Measuring their willies and eating Cornettos.
I would have thought those long 10p ice pops would be a better tool for penile comparison, but what do I know?!"
I think when it comes to measuring the cock. The heart should be followed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Rome wasn't built in a day
Bloody slow those Romans weren't they, what were they messing about at ffs?
Measuring their willies and eating Cornettos.
At Least Starship built their City on Rock & Roll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8AhIsSYQ"
Yeah! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Rome wasn't built in a day
Bloody slow those Romans weren't they, what were they messing about at ffs?
Measuring their willies and eating Cornettos.
I would have thought those long 10p ice pops would be a better tool for penile comparison, but what do I know?!
I think when it comes to measuring the cock. The heart should be followed."
Wow a heart shaped cock never seen one like that before |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We're ½ way through the midnight hour.
Good god I should be asleep by now  "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saffron. I would have thought you'd be shattered after spending Friday night with sexy Lexi. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Rome wasn't built in a day
Bloody slow those Romans weren't they, what were they messing about at ffs?
Measuring their willies and eating Cornettos.
I would have thought those long 10p ice pops would be a better tool for penile comparison, but what do I know?!
I think when it comes to measuring the cock. The heart should be followed.
Wow a heart shaped cock never seen one like that before "
I hope you see one, one day. |
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"We're ½ way through the midnight hour.
Good god I should be asleep by now
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saffron. I would have thought you'd be shattered after spending Friday night with sexy Lexi."
I had to have a Nanna nap this afternoon Jim!! She was on her usual form |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We're ½ way through the midnight hour.
Good god I should be asleep by now
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saffron. I would have thought you'd be shattered after spending Friday night with sexy Lexi.
I had to have a Nanna nap this afternoon Jim!! She was on her usual form "
Ah, that explains why you're awake now. |
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"We're ½ way through the midnight hour.
Good god I should be asleep by now
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saffron. I would have thought you'd be shattered after spending Friday night with sexy Lexi.
I had to have a Nanna nap this afternoon Jim!! She was on her usual form
Ah, that explains why you're awake now."
I need to go off radar before she falls out of the club |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We're ½ way through the midnight hour.
Good god I should be asleep by now
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saffron. I would have thought you'd be shattered after spending Friday night with sexy Lexi.
I had to have a Nanna nap this afternoon Jim!! She was on her usual form
Ah, that explains why you're awake now.
I need to go off radar before she falls out of the club "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good evening Jim and everyone hope yous are all have a good Saturday night xxxx"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. It's been alright. Are you watching your fighting thing tonight? x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has anyone decided yet what time is going to be witching hour. ?
I reckon the witching hour starts at ³ am.
I said that yesterday, Jim "
I was going to say, did you? Then I remembered I fell asleep last night. |
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"Has anyone decided yet what time is going to be witching hour. ?
I reckon the witching hour starts at ³ am.
I said that yesterday, Jim
I was going to say, did you? Then I remembered I fell asleep last night."
Ash did a thread but quite late (for him). Then you started before ten tonight. Confusion reigns |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Has anyone decided yet what time is going to be witching hour. ?
I reckon the witching hour starts at ³ am.
I said that yesterday, Jim
I was going to say, did you? Then I remembered I fell asleep last night.
Ash did a thread but quite late (for him). Then you started before ten tonight. Confusion reigns "
Yeah! |
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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago
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"Has anyone decided yet what time is going to be witching hour. ?
I reckon the witching hour starts at ³ am."
I have been looking for a bit of research which someone asked me to do. They are doing exams. But only have limited access time to internet. It seems it can be anything from midnight in one hour intervals or more until daylight depending on time of year. Person is looking at when ? Witches are supposed to be most powerful and spells work |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good evening Jim and everyone hope yous are all have a good Saturday night xxxx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. It's been alright. Are you watching your fighting thing tonight? x"
Yes Jim I am that been a good night off fights x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Evening all.
I’ve just got back home from work and I’m trying my absolute hardest to appreciate the skateboarding on the Olympic.
My brain acknowledges that it must be really hard and take a lot of skill but my heart just sees kids messing about. Can anyone help me get excited about it ?  |
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"Trust Red to show up now. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. Smileyface"
Evening Jimbo & co!
I'm waiting for the swimming to come on at 2am. Bloody skateboarding now. Wtf? Skateboarding at the Olympics *shakes head. Will we have hopscotch next?
(I'm aware I'm sounding like a miserable old fart, but I shan't care!) X |
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"Evening all.
I’ve just got back home from work and I’m trying my absolute hardest to appreciate the skateboarding on the Olympic.
My brain acknowledges that it must be really hard and take a lot of skill but my heart just sees kids messing about. Can anyone help me get excited about it ? "
Seconded! |
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"Evening all.
I’ve just got back home from work and I’m trying my absolute hardest to appreciate the skateboarding on the Olympic.
My brain acknowledges that it must be really hard and take a lot of skill but my heart just sees kids messing about. Can anyone help me get excited about it ?
Seconded! "
Give it a go over on the Pyramids and see how easy it is |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has anyone decided yet what time is going to be witching hour. ?
I reckon the witching hour starts at ³ am.
I have been looking for a bit of research which someone asked me to do. They are doing exams. But only have limited access time to internet. It seems it can be anything from midnight in one hour intervals or more until daylight depending on time of year. Person is looking at when ? Witches are supposed to be most powerful and spells work "
When it's dark, follow your witch heart. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give it a go over on the Pyramids and see how easy it is "
Like I say, intellectually I know it must be hard and that I would break a lot of bones if I tried it but to my uneducated eyes, it looks no different to what the kids down the park do.
I know I must be missing something but what is it ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening Jim and everyone hope yous are all have a good Saturday night xxxx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. It's been alright. Are you watching your fighting thing tonight? x
Yes Jim I am that been a good night off fights x"
x
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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago
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Normally watch Olympics. I had tickets to go  . But cancelled as did not want to lose money. I think they should have been cancelled. At present yes not many covid positive tests. But no spectators does not give atmosphere . Now seem about money . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening all.
I’ve just got back home from work and I’m trying my absolute hardest to appreciate the skateboarding on the Olympic.
My brain acknowledges that it must be really hard and take a lot of skill but my heart just sees kids messing about. Can anyone help me get excited about it ? "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. It's just kids messing around. |
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"Evening all.
I’ve just got back home from work and I’m trying my absolute hardest to appreciate the skateboarding on the Olympic.
My brain acknowledges that it must be really hard and take a lot of skill but my heart just sees kids messing about. Can anyone help me get excited about it ?
Seconded!
Give it a go over on the Pyramids and see how easy it is "
I can't do any sports these days, bit at least most other sports LOOK like sports!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Trust Red to show up now. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. Smileyface
Evening Jimbo & co!
I'm waiting for the swimming to come on at 2am. Bloody skateboarding now. Wtf? Skateboarding at the Olympics *shakes head. Will we have hopscotch next?
(I'm aware I'm sounding like a miserable old fart, but I shan't care!) X"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good evening Jim and everyone hope yous are all have a good Saturday night xxxx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. It's been alright. Are you watching your fighting thing tonight? x
Yes Jim I am that been a good night off fights x
x
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dmF6vmUVSsc
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Mmm video unavailable but natalie hade couple off drinks so pritty much anyone’s ha ha |
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"Normally watch Olympics. I had tickets to go . But cancelled as did not want to lose money. I think they should have been cancelled. At present yes not many covid positive tests. But no spectators does not give atmosphere . Now seem about money . "
Imagine all the wasted money if they'd cancelled?
Plus, 5 yrs of heard work & sacrifice by the competitors just wasted? X |
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over a year ago
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"Normally watch Olympics. I had tickets to go . But cancelled as did not want to lose money. I think they should have been cancelled. At present yes not many covid positive tests. But no spectators does not give atmosphere . Now seem about money . "
Could it have been postponed again? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening Jim and everyone hope yous are all have a good Saturday night xxxx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. It's been alright. Are you watching your fighting thing tonight? x
Yes Jim I am that been a good night off fights x
x
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dmF6vmUVSsc
Mmm video unavailable but natalie hade couple off drinks so pritty much anyone’s ha ha "
Haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening Jim and everyone hope yous are all have a good Saturday night xxxx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. It's been alright. Are you watching your fighting thing tonight? x
Yes Jim I am that been a good night off fights x
x
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dmF6vmUVSsc
Mmm video unavailable but natalie hade couple off drinks so pritty much anyone’s ha ha
Haha."
Lol    ha ha oooo god I can see this Geting bad later on |
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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago
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"Normally watch Olympics. I had tickets to go . But cancelled as did not want to lose money. I think they should have been cancelled. At present yes not many covid positive tests. But no spectators does not give atmosphere . Now seem about money .
Imagine all the wasted money if they'd cancelled?
Plus, 5 yrs of heard work & sacrifice by the competitors just wasted? X"
I partly agree . But if money is the prime reason a lot of major Japanese sponsors have pulled out in last week. As they do not want to be associated with the games being held ? |
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"Normally watch Olympics. I had tickets to go . But cancelled as did not want to lose money. I think they should have been cancelled. At present yes not many covid positive tests. But no spectators does not give atmosphere . Now seem about money .
Could it have been postponed again?"
No, cos next year we'll have the commonwealth games.
And delaying 2 yrs risks ruling out certain competitors due to their age (ie. Being past it) x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good evening Jim and everyone hope yous are all have a good Saturday night xxxx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. It's been alright. Are you watching your fighting thing tonight? x
Yes Jim I am that been a good night off fights x
x
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dmF6vmUVSsc
Mmm video unavailable but natalie hade couple off drinks so pritty much anyone’s ha ha
Haha.
Lol ha ha oooo god I can see this Geting bad later on "
It's only ¹. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Normally watch Olympics. I had tickets to go . But cancelled as did not want to lose money. I think they should have been cancelled. At present yes not many covid positive tests. But no spectators does not give atmosphere . Now seem about money .
Could it have been postponed again?
No, cos next year we'll have the commonwealth games.
And delaying 2 yrs risks ruling out certain competitors due to their age (ie. Being past it) x"
Commonwealth Games in Birmingham, 2022. Good old Birmingham. |
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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago
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"Ello ello ello; Evenin' all
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, SwagMan."
Just arrived back from the local nuclear sub near to where I am camping, now pitching a tent. What did I miss? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ello ello ello; Evenin' all
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, SwagMan.
Just arrived back from the local nuclear sub near to where I am camping, now pitching a tent. What did I miss?"
I'll do a synopsis for you. Please wait. |
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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago
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"Normally watch Olympics. I had tickets to go . But cancelled as did not want to lose money. I think they should have been cancelled. At present yes not many covid positive tests. But no spectators does not give atmosphere . Now seem about money .
Could it have been postponed again?
No, cos next year we'll have the commonwealth games.
And delaying 2 yrs risks ruling out certain competitors due to their age (ie. Being past it) x"
If you as said delay another two years. Then into next Olympic games . I really feel sorry for athletes who have trained for this and qualified . The athletes now have to perform in heat etc which was not planned for . Plus looks like typhoon coming which is going to cause more disruptions and schedule changes. So not fair ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good evening Jim and everyone hope yous are all have a good Saturday night xxxx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. It's been alright. Are you watching your fighting thing tonight? x
Yes Jim I am that been a good night off fights x
x
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dmF6vmUVSsc
Mmm video unavailable but natalie hade couple off drinks so pritty much anyone’s ha ha
Haha.
Lol ha ha oooo god I can see this Geting bad later on
It's only ¹."
Ha ha but I try not to barks my inssens look but mind you pics don’t help that fact |
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"Normally watch Olympics. I had tickets to go . But cancelled as did not want to lose money. I think they should have been cancelled. At present yes not many covid positive tests. But no spectators does not give atmosphere . Now seem about money .
Could it have been postponed again?
No, cos next year we'll have the commonwealth games.
And delaying 2 yrs risks ruling out certain competitors due to their age (ie. Being past it) x
If you as said delay another two years. Then into next Olympic games . I really feel sorry for athletes who have trained for this and qualified . The athletes now have to perform in heat etc which was not planned for . Plus looks like typhoon coming which is going to cause more disruptions and schedule changes. So not fair ? "
I didn't say delay another 2 years - I just meant that if it was postponed til next year, as you suggested, that would equate to a 2 year delay.
As far as the heat goes - they always knew it would be hot in Japan.....?? X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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SwagMan, Mr KC had his second jab  , Mrs KC went horse riding. Ace doesn't feel the need to wear a jockstrap. Granny is glad that it's cooler. Lemon masturbated using olive oil. There's more. Please wait. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good evening Jim and everyone hope yous are all have a good Saturday night xxxx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. It's been alright. Are you watching your fighting thing tonight? x
Yes Jim I am that been a good night off fights x
x
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dmF6vmUVSsc
Mmm video unavailable but natalie hade couple off drinks so pritty much anyone’s ha ha
Haha.
Lol ha ha oooo god I can see this Geting bad later on
It's only ¹.
Ha ha but I try not to barks my inssens look but mind you pics don’t help that fact "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good evening Jim and everyone hope yous are all have a good Saturday night xxxx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. It's been alright. Are you watching your fighting thing tonight? x
Yes Jim I am that been a good night off fights x
x
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dmF6vmUVSsc
Mmm video unavailable but natalie hade couple off drinks so pritty much anyone’s ha ha
Haha.
Lol ha ha oooo god I can see this Geting bad later on
It's only ¹.
Ha ha but I try not to barks my inssens look but mind you pics don’t help that fact
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Lol I know  but thanks Jim |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good evening Jim and everyone hope yous are all have a good Saturday night xxxx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. It's been alright. Are you watching your fighting thing tonight? x
Yes Jim I am that been a good night off fights x
x
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dmF6vmUVSsc
Mmm video unavailable but natalie hade couple off drinks so pritty much anyone’s ha ha
Haha.
Lol ha ha oooo god I can see this Geting bad later on
It's only ¹.
Ha ha but I try not to barks my inssens look but mind you pics don’t help that fact
Lol I know but thanks Jim "
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SwagMan. Meli is going to make brownies for Babs. There's been ice cream consumption. And there's been some silliness. That's pretty much it. Thanks for waiting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good evening Jim and everyone hope yous are all have a good Saturday night xxxx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. It's been alright. Are you watching your fighting thing tonight? x
Yes Jim I am that been a good night off fights x
x
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dmF6vmUVSsc
Mmm video unavailable but natalie hade couple off drinks so pritty much anyone’s ha ha
Haha.
Lol ha ha oooo god I can see this Geting bad later on
It's only ¹.
Ha ha but I try not to barks my inssens look but mind you pics don’t help that fact
Lol I know but thanks Jim
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"Good evening Jim and everyone hope yous are all have a good Saturday night xxxx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Natalie. It's been alright. Are you watching your fighting thing tonight? x
Yes Jim I am that been a good night off fights x
x
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dmF6vmUVSsc
Mmm video unavailable but natalie hade couple off drinks so pritty much anyone’s ha ha
Haha.
Lol ha ha oooo god I can see this Geting bad later on
It's only ¹.
Ha ha but I try not to barks my inssens look but mind you pics don’t help that fact
Lol I know but thanks Jim
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I'm feeling the love. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm offended!
Why?!
You failed to announce my arrival!
I was looking out for you. Then I needed a sit-down wee.
You are a disgrace, can't you multitask?"
I don't use my tablet on the toilet. |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'm offended!
Why?!
You failed to announce my arrival!
I was looking out for you. Then I needed a sit-down wee.
You are a disgrace, can't you multitask?
I don't use my tablet on the toilet."
Me neither I find loo roll much easier. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm offended!
Why?!
You failed to announce my arrival!
I was looking out for you. Then I needed a sit-down wee.
You are a disgrace, can't you multitask?
I don't use my tablet on the toilet.
Me neither I find loo roll much easier."
Are you a scruncher? |
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"I've had company for the last 5 hours, so please excuse my absence 
You're excused. Was it Bad Company?
Nah, just a couple of nobheads who live in different flats round here "
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"I've had company for the last 5 hours, so please excuse my absence
You're excused. Was it Bad Company?
Nah, just a couple of nobheads who live in different flats round here
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One is from Pakistan, and the other is from Somalia, but they're both brilliant in their own different way, and I've known them for about 5 years |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'm offended!
Why?!
You failed to announce my arrival!
I was looking out for you. Then I needed a sit-down wee.
You are a disgrace, can't you multitask?
I don't use my tablet on the toilet.
Me neither I find loo roll much easier.
Are you a scruncher?"
No I'm a wrap around. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had company for the last 5 hours, so please excuse my absence
You're excused. Was it Bad Company?
Nah, just a couple of nobheads who live in different flats round here
One is from Pakistan, and the other is from Somalia, but they're both brilliant in their own different way, and I've known them for about 5 years "
I bet they think you're brilliant in your own different Derby way. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm offended!
Why?!
You failed to announce my arrival!
I was looking out for you. Then I needed a sit-down wee.
You are a disgrace, can't you multitask?
I don't use my tablet on the toilet.
Me neither I find loo roll much easier.
Are you a scruncher?
No I'm a wrap around."
You've got me wrapped around your fingers. |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
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"I'm offended!
Why?!
You failed to announce my arrival!
I was looking out for you. Then I needed a sit-down wee.
You are a disgrace, can't you multitask?
I don't use my tablet on the toilet.
Me neither I find loo roll much easier.
Are you a scruncher?
No I'm a wrap around.
You've got me wrapped around your fingers. "
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"I've had company for the last 5 hours, so please excuse my absence
You're excused. Was it Bad Company?
Nah, just a couple of nobheads who live in different flats round here
One is from Pakistan, and the other is from Somalia, but they're both brilliant in their own different way, and I've known them for about 5 years
I bet they think you're brilliant in your own different Derby way."
Yeah, cos we know how to pronounce Shrewsbury and Scones round this neck of the woods innit |
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over a year ago
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"I'm offended!
Why?!
You failed to announce my arrival!
I was looking out for you. Then I needed a sit-down wee.
You are a disgrace, can't you multitask?
I don't use my tablet on the toilet.
Me neither I find loo roll much easier.
Are you a scruncher?
No I'm a wrap around.
You've got me wrapped around your fingers.
Steady now!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had company for the last 5 hours, so please excuse my absence
You're excused. Was it Bad Company?
Nah, just a couple of nobheads who live in different flats round here
One is from Pakistan, and the other is from Somalia, but they're both brilliant in their own different way, and I've known them for about 5 years
I bet they think you're brilliant in your own different Derby way.
Yeah, cos we know how to pronounce Shrewsbury and Scones round this neck of the woods innit "
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"SwagMan. Meli is going to make brownies for Babs. There's been ice cream consumption. A very old forumite from days gone by popped in, said hello and buggered of again. And there's been some silliness. That's pretty much it. Thanks for waiting."
True story. |
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"SwagMan. Meli is going to make brownies for Babs. There's been ice cream consumption. A very old forumite from days gone by popped in, said hello and buggered of again. And there's been some silliness. That's pretty much it. Thanks for waiting.
True story."
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"SwagMan. Meli is going to make brownies for Babs. There's been ice cream consumption. A very old forumite from days gone by popped in, said hello and buggered of again. And there's been some silliness. That's pretty much it. Thanks for waiting.
True story.
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