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Sorry little baby snail...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah bugger! Those slippery little Cecils, say a prayer for him, it is all you can do 
There will be a ceremony held in it's honour tomorrow"
I closed a window on one once, I cried when I heard the crunch, I hate loss of life no matter how small. Life is a battle for Cecils
I might start a campaign #savethececil #bececilaware
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By *an4fun OP Man
over a year ago
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"Poor snail, May you rest in peace, not get squashed or crushed into the pavement by careless people deep in thought. Amen."
i3
It's the beer. Although I might have struggled to see him if I was sober too. It was in the shadows. I had no chance. And neither did he. |
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Or. You’ve just create a slug.
Glass half full chap, glass half full.
Do you think that’s how god created slugs, he made a bunch of snails and then when walking through the garden of Eden late one night (he’d invented night by then) after having had a few too many manna cocktails he heard that fateful “kerrrrrunch” and thought, “fuck it”, breathed life back into the little fella and then never got round to finishing his house off. (Note “he” can be exchanged for”she” in the above) |
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"Poor snail, May you rest in peace, not get squashed or crushed into the pavement by careless people deep in thought. Amen.i3
It's the beer. Although I might have struggled to see him if I was sober too. It was in the shadows. I had no chance. And neither did he. "
They're so tiny though  |
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there 
Slimed his way in"
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure! |
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By *an4fun OP Man
over a year ago
london |
"Poor snail, May you rest in peace, not get squashed or crushed into the pavement by careless people deep in thought. Amen.i3
It's the beer. Although I might have struggled to see him if I was sober too. It was in the shadows. I had no chance. And neither did he.
They're so tiny though "
There was another one just beyond my next step. Snail traffic was quite busy. I managed to dodge that one and avert tomorrow's tabloid headlines","Two snail murder hunt" |
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By *an4fun OP Man
over a year ago
london |
"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!"
Only to be executed with salt |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt"
Silence |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Poor snail, May you rest in peace, not get squashed or crushed into the pavement by careless people deep in thought. Amen.i3
It's the beer. Although I might have struggled to see him if I was sober too. It was in the shadows. I had no chance. And neither did he.
They're so tiny though
There was another one just beyond my next step. Snail traffic was quite busy. I managed to dodge that one and avert tomorrow's tabloid headlines","Two snail murder hunt""
Just watch where you clomp! Don't go stomping about willy nilly. Check first
#bececilaware |
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt"
Sadly deceased upon discovery
It had been a very hot day and we'd been out all day so not noticed it.... |
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By *an4fun OP Man
over a year ago
london |
"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Sadly deceased upon discovery
It had been a very hot day and we'd been out all day so not noticed it...."
A dried slug. |
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By *an4fun OP Man
over a year ago
london |
"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence "
Will you sing at his funeral? |
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Sadly deceased upon discovery
It had been a very hot day and we'd been out all day so not noticed it....
A dried slug. "
It was stiff. Rigor mortis had set in |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?"
Yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes"
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off"
Its sam |
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By *an4fun OP Man
over a year ago
london |
"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off"
Just make sure escargots is not on the menu |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Its sam"
Cecil, they're all called Cecil |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Its sam
Cecil, they're all called Cecil "
No |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Just make sure escargots is not on the menu"
Mushroom and chicken, I'm not a barbarian |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Its sam
Cecil, they're all called Cecil
No"
Yes |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Its sam
Cecil, they're all called Cecil
No
Yes "
Nope
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Its sam
Cecil, they're all called Cecil
No
Yes
Nope
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Have a vol oo vont |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Its sam
Cecil, they're all called Cecil
No
Yes
Nope
Have a vol oo vont "
Vol au vent
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By *an4fun OP Man
over a year ago
london |
"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Its sam
Cecil, they're all called Cecil
No
Yes "
I never got to talk to the fella so I can't confirm his name |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Its sam
Cecil, they're all called Cecil
No
Yes
Nope
Have a vol oo vont
Vol au vent
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Vol oo vont |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Its sam
Cecil, they're all called Cecil
No
Yes
I never got to talk to the fella so I can't confirm his name"
You did say sorry  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Its sam
Cecil, they're all called Cecil
No
Yes
I never got to talk to the fella so I can't confirm his name"
Like an unknown soldier |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"We had a slug in our bathroom the other day. Fuck knows how it got there
Slimed his way in
Must have scaled the wall outside, got in through the window, crossed the shower tray, wiggled down the little step and then across the floor to the internal door. An intrepid adventure!
Only to be executed with salt
Silence
Will you sing at his funeral?
Yes
I'll bring vol oo vonts. I love vol oo vonts...a bit fancy but Cecil deserves a good send off
Its sam
Cecil, they're all called Cecil
No
Yes
I never got to talk to the fella so I can't confirm his name
Like an unknown soldier "
Sam |
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