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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Evening Jim!!!

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Hi

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton

Evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Jim!!!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jennie. I'm assuming and presuming it's Jennie. Assumed and presumed Jennie, you're tonight's ¹st poster. Congratulations, assumed and presumed Jennie! ¹stface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, what fresh craziness is this hour?!

Today, we've been to a kid's birthday party; Mr KC had his second jab and The Small One and I went horse riding. And we had homemade burger, chips and salad for tea. Not bad for a Saturday

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mystique. Nice to see you.

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Evening Jim!!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jennie. I'm assuming and presuming it's Jennie. Assumed and presumed Jennie, you're tonight's ¹st poster. Congratulations, assumed and presumed Jennie! ¹stface"

Yes it’s me!! Tom is in the shower As 1st face do I get to sit on your face???

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fingers. Do you like ladyfingers?

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Evening OP good Evening beautiful people

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fingers. Do you like ladyfingers?"

I could go a rich tea finger

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Good evening James.

How lovely of you to thread for all.

May I say how glad I am that it's a coooool evening here this evening..... breeze and sleep tonight for me .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, what fresh craziness is this hour?!

Today, we've been to a kid's birthday party; Mr KC had his second jab and The Small One and I went horse riding. And we had homemade burger, chips and salad for tea. Not bad for a Saturday "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I just don't know, we shall see what happens.

I have to agree, that's not bad for a Saturday.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeeet Jim, I don't feel the need for a Jockstrap anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Jim!!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jennie. I'm assuming and presuming it's Jennie. Assumed and presumed Jennie, you're tonight's ¹st poster. Congratulations, assumed and presumed Jennie! ¹stface

Yes it’s me!! Tom is in the shower As 1st face do I get to sit on your face??? "

That's an escalation from a coffee, but it's Saturday night. Sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening OP good Evening beautiful people "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yummy. Do you like the Portishead album Dummy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fingers. Do you like ladyfingers?

I could go a rich tea finger "

That's rich.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening James.

How lovely of you to thread for all.

May I say how glad I am that it's a coooool evening here this evening..... breeze and sleep tonight for me ..... "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Granny. It's my pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Alreeeeet Jim, I don't feel the need for a Jockstrap anymore "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Why don't you feel the need for a jockstrap?

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

James.

*fist bump

Here for a short time, not a long time.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Alreeeeet Jim, I don't feel the need for a Jockstrap anymore

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Why don't you feel the need for a jockstrap?"

Maybe he likes them to swing low?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"James.

*fist bump

Here for a short time, not a long time."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Markoh. *Hand sanitised fist bump*

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LggeoD2MYOI

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Alreeeeet Jim, I don't feel the need for a Jockstrap anymore

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Why don't you feel the need for a jockstrap?

Maybe he likes them to swing low?! "

Sweet.

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fingers. Do you like ladyfingers?

I could go a rich tea finger

That's rich."

Unlike me

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton


"Alreeeeet Jim, I don't feel the need for a Jockstrap anymore

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Why don't you feel the need for a jockstrap?

Maybe he likes them to swing low?!

Sweet."

Chariot

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"James.

*fist bump

Here for a short time, not a long time.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Markoh. *Hand sanitised fist bump*

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LggeoD2MYOI"

And then he was gone, as promised.

Me down, me gone......

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fingers. Do you like ladyfingers?

I could go a rich tea finger

That's rich.

Unlike me "

You're rich, you've got us. And biscuits.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreeeeet Jim, I don't feel the need for a Jockstrap anymore

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Why don't you feel the need for a jockstrap?"

Cos I'm not planning on going to Scotland anytime soon

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Alreeeeet Jim, I don't feel the need for a Jockstrap anymore

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Why don't you feel the need for a jockstrap?

Maybe he likes them to swing low?!

Sweet."

Potato

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"James.

*fist bump

Here for a short time, not a long time.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Markoh. *Hand sanitised fist bump*

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LggeoD2MYOI

And then he was gone, as promised.

Me down, me gone......"

Are you leaving, Markoh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Alreeeeet Jim, I don't feel the need for a Jockstrap anymore

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Why don't you feel the need for a jockstrap?

Maybe he likes them to swing low?!

Sweet.

Chariot "

Of fire!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Alreeeeet Jim, I don't feel the need for a Jockstrap anymore

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Why don't you feel the need for a jockstrap?

Maybe he likes them to swing low?!

Sweet.

Potato "

Chips?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Alreeeeet Jim, I don't feel the need for a Jockstrap anymore

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Why don't you feel the need for a jockstrap?

Cos I'm not planning on going to Scotland anytime soon "

Fair do's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Alreeeeet Jim, I don't feel the need for a Jockstrap anymore

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Why don't you feel the need for a jockstrap?

Maybe he likes them to swing low?!

Sweet.

Potato "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minnie. Thanks for mashing things up.

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fingers. Do you like ladyfingers?

I could go a rich tea finger

That's rich.

Unlike me

You're rich, you've got us. And biscuits."

I'm the richest man alive then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Would you be so good as to copy my status update? We might get some newbies posting. Or we may not. There's only one way to find out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would you be so good as to copy my status update? We might get some newbies posting. Or we may not. There's only one way to find out."

Of course!!

Gooooood evening Jim! I just finished masturbating with the olive oil.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Would you be so good as to copy my status update? We might get some newbies posting. Or we may not. There's only one way to find out."

Just for you, Jim. Just for you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would you be so good as to copy my status update? We might get some newbies posting. Or we may not. There's only one way to find out.

Just for you, Jim. Just for you!"

We will do anything for Jim!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Would you be so good as to copy my status update? We might get some newbies posting. Or we may not. There's only one way to find out.

Of course!!

Gooooood evening Jim! I just finished masturbating with the olive oil."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I've helped you, now you're helping the nocturnal thread.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Would you be so good as to copy my status update? We might get some newbies posting. Or we may not. There's only one way to find out.

Just for you, Jim. Just for you!

We will do anything for Jim!"

Ummmmmmm, but I won't do That

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Would you be so good as to copy my status update? We might get some newbies posting. Or we may not. There's only one way to find out.

Just for you, Jim. Just for you!"

Aw shucks.

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By *ssex_tomMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford

Jimbo...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jimbo..."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tom. What you been up to today?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm listening to Mary Hopkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE1VDWd4y8o

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would you be so good as to copy my status update? We might get some newbies posting. Or we may not. There's only one way to find out.

Of course!!

Gooooood evening Jim! I just finished masturbating with the olive oil.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I've helped you, now you're helping the nocturnal thread. "

That's what best friends do!! It's very quiet here tonight. Everyone is too busy having sex with strangers I suppose.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I'm listening to Mary Hopkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE1VDWd4y8o"

I'm listening to Roy Orbison on Sky Arts. Sweet Dreams, Baby

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By *isnerdsCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire

Evening everyone. Hope all are well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface"

Evening Jim.

Evening all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm listening to Mary Hopkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE1VDWd4y8o"

On behalf of Mr Mystique, Mary loves Dick.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good Evening Jim, everyone and new sponsor Jockstrap Inc, finally giving you the support you deserve.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Would you be so good as to copy my status update? We might get some newbies posting. Or we may not. There's only one way to find out.

Of course!!

Gooooood evening Jim! I just finished masturbating with the olive oil.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. I've helped you, now you're helping the nocturnal thread.

That's what best friends do!! It's very quiet here tonight. Everyone is too busy having sex with strangers I suppose. "

It's a beautiful thing. And so is strangers fucking.

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By *JB1954Man  over a year ago

Reading

Evening Jim and all. Watching weird film on netflix. The Lure

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm listening to Mary Hopkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE1VDWd4y8o

I'm listening to Roy Orbison on Sky Arts. Sweet Dreams, Baby "

My grandad looked like Roy Orbison.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening everyone. Hope all are well "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Disnerds. It's always good to see you post. How are you two doing?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I'm listening to Mary Hopkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE1VDWd4y8o

I'm listening to Roy Orbison on Sky Arts. Sweet Dreams, Baby

My grandad looked like Roy Orbison."

I love Roy Orbison songs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Evening Jim.

Evening all. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Petite. Are things calmer in your Petite world?

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By *isnerdsCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire


"Evening everyone. Hope all are well

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Disnerds. It's always good to see you post. How are you two doing?"

We are well thank you. Hope you are too? How’s your end of town this evening?? Still hot and sweaty??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello everyone"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dave. What was the last thing you gave?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm listening to Mary Hopkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE1VDWd4y8o

On behalf of Mr Mystique, Mary loves Dick."

Just cos ma name's Richard, she didn't call me Dick ya know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not first

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Evening Jim, everyone and new sponsor Jockstrap Inc, finally giving you the support you deserve."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Yes! Even the underwear that sponsors the nocturnal thread isn't lazy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Jim and all. Watching weird film on netflix. The Lure "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, GJB. Streamface

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

GJB has been Lured in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm listening to Mary Hopkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE1VDWd4y8o

I'm listening to Roy Orbison on Sky Arts. Sweet Dreams, Baby

My grandad looked like Roy Orbison.

I love Roy Orbison songs! "

I liked it when he appeared on The Dukes of Hazard. Roy Orbison, not my grandad.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Hello Jimbo et al. It takes a brave man to be proudly sponsored by jock straps, I hope they are giving you the support you need.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm listening to Mary Hopkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE1VDWd4y8o

I'm listening to Roy Orbison on Sky Arts. Sweet Dreams, Baby "

Ma Cousin has got quite a few of his albums

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening everyone. Hope all are well

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Disnerds. It's always good to see you post. How are you two doing?

We are well thank you. Hope you are too? How’s your end of town this evening?? Still hot and sweaty?? "

It's a little bit cooler, and dark.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm listening to Mary Hopkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE1VDWd4y8o

On behalf of Mr Mystique, Mary loves Dick.

Just cos ma name's Richard, she didn't call me Dick ya know "

That's my job.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not first "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and 42, Wonko. Excellent work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello Jimbo et al. It takes a brave man to be proudly sponsored by jock straps, I hope they are giving you the support you need. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. I'm getting all of the support.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I need a sit-down wee. Just because I'll be away briefly, don't think you can go around typing silliness. I'll be back.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I'm listening to Mary Hopkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE1VDWd4y8o

I'm listening to Roy Orbison on Sky Arts. Sweet Dreams, Baby

My grandad looked like Roy Orbison.

I love Roy Orbison songs!

I liked it when he appeared on The Dukes of Hazard. Roy Orbison, not my grandad."

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I need a sit-down wee. Just because I'll be away briefly, don't think you can go around typing silliness. I'll be back."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Evening Jim, everyone and new sponsor Jockstrap Inc, finally giving you the support you deserve.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Yes! Even the underwear that sponsors the nocturnal thread isn't lazy."

How many jockstraps do they go through at the Olympics, do you reckon ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need a sit-down wee. Just because I'll be away briefly, don't think you can go around typing silliness. I'll be back.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Good Evening Jim, everyone and new sponsor Jockstrap Inc, finally giving you the support you deserve.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Yes! Even the underwear that sponsors the nocturnal thread isn't lazy.

How many jockstraps do they go through at the Olympics, do you reckon ?"

Usually 11, because they share, but this year, they've been forced to fashion more out of bamboo fibres because of COVID restrictions

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


" I L L I N E S S "

She works the graveyard shift ^

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good Evening Jim, everyone and new sponsor Jockstrap Inc, finally giving you the support you deserve.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Yes! Even the underwear that sponsors the nocturnal thread isn't lazy.

How many jockstraps do they go through at the Olympics, do you reckon ?

Usually 11, because they share, but this year, they've been forced to fashion more out of bamboo fibres because of COVID restrictions "

I believe bamboo grows prolifically in Japan so good to see them sourcing local materials. I hope Jim’s sponsors are equally ethical.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I need a sit-down wee. Just because I'll be away briefly, don't think you can go around typing silliness. I'll be back.

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Bugger. Just spent ages typing a smart arse reply, but Fan unformatted it

SSENILLIS

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need a sit-down wee. Just because I'll be away briefly, don't think you can go around typing silliness. I'll be back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Evening Jim, everyone and new sponsor Jockstrap Inc, finally giving you the support you deserve.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Yes! Even the underwear that sponsors the nocturnal thread isn't lazy.

How many jockstraps do they go through at the Olympics, do you reckon ?"

42.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need a sit-down wee. Just because I'll be away briefly, don't think you can go around typing silliness. I'll be back.

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This outrageous behaviour is of grave concern to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Evening Jim, everyone and new sponsor Jockstrap Inc, finally giving you the support you deserve.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Yes! Even the underwear that sponsors the nocturnal thread isn't lazy.

How many jockstraps do they go through at the Olympics, do you reckon ?

Usually 11, because they share, but this year, they've been forced to fashion more out of bamboo fibres because of COVID restrictions

I believe bamboo grows prolifically in Japan so good to see them sourcing local materials. I hope Jim’s sponsors are equally ethical."

I just took the money.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I need a sit-down wee. Just because I'll be away briefly, don't think you can go around typing silliness. I'll be back.

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Bugger. Just spent ages typing a smart arse reply, but Fan unformatted it

SSENILLIS "

That'll learn ya.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Usually 11, because they share, but this year, they've been forced to fashion more out of bamboo fibres because of COVID restrictions

I believe bamboo grows prolifically in Japan so good to see them sourcing local materials. I hope Jim’s sponsors are equally ethical.

I just took the money."

Probably for the best. Bamboo sounds a little itchy and scratchy. Although I have a bamboo floor which is smooth so who knows really ?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Good evening Jim, evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Usually 11, because they share, but this year, they've been forced to fashion more out of bamboo fibres because of COVID restrictions

I believe bamboo grows prolifically in Japan so good to see them sourcing local materials. I hope Jim’s sponsors are equally ethical.

I just took the money.

Probably for the best. Bamboo sounds a little itchy and scratchy. Although I have a bamboo floor which is smooth so who knows really ?"

Nobody understands bamboo, not even experts.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"

Usually 11, because they share, but this year, they've been forced to fashion more out of bamboo fibres because of COVID restrictions

I believe bamboo grows prolifically in Japan so good to see them sourcing local materials. I hope Jim’s sponsors are equally ethical.

I just took the money.

Probably for the best. Bamboo sounds a little itchy and scratchy. Although I have a bamboo floor which is smooth so who knows really ?"

They make bamboo socks, you can buy 'em in Sock Shop

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By *JB1954Man  over a year ago

Reading


"GJB has been Lured in."

Jim , very very weird film and I have seen a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Have you got any bafflegabs?

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan  over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Good evening you saucy lot. Fancy seeing you all tucked up in here ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

I believe bamboo grows prolifically in Japan so good to see them sourcing local materials. I hope Jim’s sponsors are equally ethical.

I just took the money.

Probably for the best. Bamboo sounds a little itchy and scratchy. Although I have a bamboo floor which is smooth so who knows really ?

They make bamboo socks, you can buy 'em in Sock Shop"

The whole situation is bamboozling to me.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Good evening Jim, evening all "

Babsicle it's so late! Are you late night fapping over 10 inch peniseses?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Nobody understands bamboo, not even experts."

My pet Panda just laughs at it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Usually 11, because they share, but this year, they've been forced to fashion more out of bamboo fibres because of COVID restrictions

I believe bamboo grows prolifically in Japan so good to see them sourcing local materials. I hope Jim’s sponsors are equally ethical.

I just took the money.

Probably for the best. Bamboo sounds a little itchy and scratchy. Although I have a bamboo floor which is smooth so who knows really ?

They make bamboo socks, you can buy 'em in Sock Shop"

Where can you buy bamboo jockstraps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"GJB has been Lured in.

Jim , very very weird film and I have seen a lot "

I believe you.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"

Usually 11, because they share, but this year, they've been forced to fashion more out of bamboo fibres because of COVID restrictions

I believe bamboo grows prolifically in Japan so good to see them sourcing local materials. I hope Jim’s sponsors are equally ethical.

I just took the money.

Probably for the best. Bamboo sounds a little itchy and scratchy. Although I have a bamboo floor which is smooth so who knows really ?

They make bamboo socks, you can buy 'em in Sock Shop

Where can you buy bamboo jockstraps?"

In the Olympic Village souvenir shop

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nobody understands bamboo, not even experts.

My pet Panda just laughs at it! "

Nice one, Pops.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening you saucy lot. Fancy seeing you all tucked up in here .. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rockstar. We're all tucked up. Some of us are more tucked up than others. But that's just the way it goes.

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan  over a year ago

buckinghamshire


"Good evening you saucy lot. Fancy seeing you all tucked up in here ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rockstar. We're all tucked up. Some of us are more tucked up than others. But that's just the way it goes."

I hear ya !

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Good evening Jim, evening all

Babsicle it's so late! Are you late night fapping over 10 inch peniseses? "

Meli I am awake late. Lord knows why.

I’ve progressed to 11 in now Meli

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Good evening Jim, evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Have you got any bafflegabs?"

I would have to ask the doctor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Usually 11, because they share, but this year, they've been forced to fashion more out of bamboo fibres because of COVID restrictions

I believe bamboo grows prolifically in Japan so good to see them sourcing local materials. I hope Jim’s sponsors are equally ethical.

I just took the money.

Probably for the best. Bamboo sounds a little itchy and scratchy. Although I have a bamboo floor which is smooth so who knows really ?

They make bamboo socks, you can buy 'em in Sock Shop

Where can you buy bamboo jockstraps?"

Cock shop

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Usually 11, because they share, but this year, they've been forced to fashion more out of bamboo fibres because of COVID restrictions

I believe bamboo grows prolifically in Japan so good to see them sourcing local materials. I hope Jim’s sponsors are equally ethical.

I just took the money.

Probably for the best. Bamboo sounds a little itchy and scratchy. Although I have a bamboo floor which is smooth so who knows really ?

They make bamboo socks, you can buy 'em in Sock Shop

Where can you buy bamboo jockstraps?

In the Olympic Village souvenir shop "

Ironically, jockstraps don't cover Olympics rings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening you saucy lot. Fancy seeing you all tucked up in here ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rockstar. We're all tucked up. Some of us are more tucked up than others. But that's just the way it goes.

I hear ya !"

How are you, Rockstar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's ¹¹:¹¹pm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Have you got any bafflegabs?

I would have to ask the doctor "

Keep us updated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Usually 11, because they share, but this year, they've been forced to fashion more out of bamboo fibres because of COVID restrictions

I believe bamboo grows prolifically in Japan so good to see them sourcing local materials. I hope Jim’s sponsors are equally ethical.

I just took the money.

Probably for the best. Bamboo sounds a little itchy and scratchy. Although I have a bamboo floor which is smooth so who knows really ?

They make bamboo socks, you can buy 'em in Sock Shop

Where can you buy bamboo jockstraps?

Cock shop "

Call the cocks.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Good evening you saucy lot. Fancy seeing you all tucked up in here ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rockstar. We're all tucked up. Some of us are more tucked up than others. But that's just the way it goes."

Jim, is your jockstrap a bit tight, or has your voice just gone up an octave or two tonight?!

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Good evening Jim, evening all

Babsicle it's so late! Are you late night fapping over 10 inch peniseses?

Meli I am awake late. Lord knows why.

I’ve progressed to 11 in now Meli "

You harlot of a goddess. Disgraceful. 11 Fab inches is about 10 in reality, you need to go hunting for the 12 inchers.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"It's ¹¹:¹¹pm."

Legs ¹¹

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Nobody understands bamboo, not even experts.

My pet Panda just laughs at it!

Nice one, Pops."

I see what you did there , but not even your Mum calls me that

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Good evening Jim, evening all

Babsicle it's so late! Are you late night fapping over 10 inch peniseses?

Meli I am awake late. Lord knows why.

I’ve progressed to 11 in now Meli

You harlot of a goddess. Disgraceful. 11 Fab inches is about 10 in reality, you need to go hunting for the 12 inchers. "

I have my trusty measuring device and will continue my hunt. I should pop it on my status update

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan  over a year ago

buckinghamshire


"Good evening you saucy lot. Fancy seeing you all tucked up in here ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rockstar. We're all tucked up. Some of us are more tucked up than others. But that's just the way it goes.

I hear ya !

How are you, Rockstar?"

All is good here my dude. Just guzzling a glass of wine and reading the two n thro of the goings on in here with a little perving (standard)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening you saucy lot. Fancy seeing you all tucked up in here ..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rockstar. We're all tucked up. Some of us are more tucked up than others. But that's just the way it goes.

Jim, is your jockstrap a bit tight, or has your voice just gone up an octave or two tonight?! "

I don't wear half-underwear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's ¹¹:¹¹pm.

Legs ¹¹ "

My favourite number!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nobody understands bamboo, not even experts.

My pet Panda just laughs at it!

Nice one, Pops.

I see what you did there , but not even your Mum calls me that "

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Good evening Jim, evening all

Babsicle it's so late! Are you late night fapping over 10 inch peniseses?

Meli I am awake late. Lord knows why.

I’ve progressed to 11 in now Meli

You harlot of a goddess. Disgraceful. 11 Fab inches is about 10 in reality, you need to go hunting for the 12 inchers.

I have my trusty measuring device and will continue my hunt. I should pop it on my status update "

100% you won't. You're a (the closest thing to chicken on here). If you do I will bake you a cake or brownies for the MLS.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Rockstar's a guzzler.

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan  over a year ago

buckinghamshire

F k yea no half measures either

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I've just seen a photograph of a man measuring his willy with an unsheathed Cornetto.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"F k yea no half measures either "

Guzzle guzzle.

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan  over a year ago

buckinghamshire

How's you doing Jimmy bobbit ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How's you doing Jimmy bobbit ? "

Bobbing along.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just seen a photograph of a man measuring his willy with an unsheathed Cornetto."

Just one?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Good evening Jim, evening all

Babsicle it's so late! Are you late night fapping over 10 inch peniseses?

Meli I am awake late. Lord knows why.

I’ve progressed to 11 in now Meli

You harlot of a goddess. Disgraceful. 11 Fab inches is about 10 in reality, you need to go hunting for the 12 inchers.

I have my trusty measuring device and will continue my hunt. I should pop it on my status update

100% you won't. You're a (the closest thing to chicken on here). If you do I will bake you a cake or brownies for the MLS. "

You’re on!!

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan  over a year ago

buckinghamshire


"I've just seen a photograph of a man measuring his willy with an unsheathed Cornetto."

Yup fab definitely needs an "under" button !? Admin !!

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan  over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Stupid phone combined with sausage fingers and wine . 'unsee' button button ..damnit

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Evening all. Hope all is well in nocturnal land.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"I've just seen a photograph of a man measuring his willy with an unsheathed Cornetto."

What a waste of a perfectly good Cornetto.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I've just seen a photograph of a man measuring his willy with an unsheathed Cornetto."

An unsheathed Cornetto?! Oh! My eyes, my poor, innocent eyes

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Evening all. Hope all is well in nocturnal land. "

It’s brilliant thank you. Meli is baking Brownies for me

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Evening all. Hope all is well in nocturnal land.

It’s brilliant thank you. Meli is baking Brownies for me "

6 brownies are all yours in December, you'll have to decide on the flavour. I'm so impressed you did that! And chuckling away. What are you like in your quest for Excalicock?

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan  over a year ago

buckinghamshire


"I've just seen a photograph of a man measuring his willy with an unsheathed Cornetto.

What a waste of a perfectly good Cornetto. "

Cornettos like all the classics have shrunk so likely not an ideal reference. At least he wasn't comparing himself to a new wotsit

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Evening all. Hope all is well in nocturnal land.

It’s brilliant thank you. Meli is baking Brownies for me

6 brownies are all yours in December, you'll have to decide on the flavour. I'm so impressed you did that! And chuckling away. What are you like in your quest for Excalicock? "

Please let me take it down I might have nightmares tonight some men have very large peniseseses it would seem

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"I've just seen a photograph of a man measuring his willy with an unsheathed Cornetto.

What a waste of a perfectly good Cornetto.

Cornettos like all the classics have shrunk so likely not an ideal reference. At least he wasn't comparing himself to a new wotsit "

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park

How did Jim know I had a jock straight on today ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just seen a photograph of a man measuring his willy with an unsheathed Cornetto.

Just one?"

Just one Cornetto.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Evening all. Hope all is well in nocturnal land.

It’s brilliant thank you. Meli is baking Brownies for me

6 brownies are all yours in December, you'll have to decide on the flavour. I'm so impressed you did that! And chuckling away. What are you like in your quest for Excalicock?

Please let me take it down I might have nightmares tonight some men have very large peniseseses it would seem "

Babs, have you been penised from all angles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Stupid phone combined with sausage fingers and wine . 'unsee' button button ..damnit"

I liked it.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Evening all. Hope all is well in nocturnal land.

It’s brilliant thank you. Meli is baking Brownies for me

6 brownies are all yours in December, you'll have to decide on the flavour. I'm so impressed you did that! And chuckling away. What are you like in your quest for Excalicock?

Please let me take it down I might have nightmares tonight some men have very large peniseseses it would seem

Babs, have you been penised from all angles?"

It appears so. And here was me thinking Babs was a proper goer with all her very sexualised photos.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all. Hope all is well in nocturnal land. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. All is good in Nocturnal Land. I hope all is well in Birmingham Land.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just seen a photograph of a man measuring his willy with an unsheathed Cornetto.

What a waste of a perfectly good Cornetto. "

We don't know if the Cornetto was wasted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just seen a photograph of a man measuring his willy with an unsheathed Cornetto.

What a waste of a perfectly good Cornetto.

Cornettos like all the classics have shrunk so likely not an ideal reference. At least he wasn't comparing himself to a new wotsit "

Classics shrink with age.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Evening all. Hope all is well in nocturnal land.

It’s brilliant thank you. Meli is baking Brownies for me

6 brownies are all yours in December, you'll have to decide on the flavour. I'm so impressed you did that! And chuckling away. What are you like in your quest for Excalicock?

Please let me take it down I might have nightmares tonight some men have very large peniseseses it would seem

Babs, have you been penised from all angles?"

All angles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening Jim!!! I’m missing the warm weather I feel nostalgic x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Evening all. Hope all is well in nocturnal land.

It’s brilliant thank you. Meli is baking Brownies for me

6 brownies are all yours in December, you'll have to decide on the flavour. I'm so impressed you did that! And chuckling away. What are you like in your quest for Excalicock?

Please let me take it down I might have nightmares tonight some men have very large peniseseses it would seem

Babs, have you been penised from all angles?

It appears so. And here was me thinking Babs was a proper goer with all her very sexualised photos. "

Proper goer?! *Sniggers*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Evening all. Hope all is well in nocturnal land.

It’s brilliant thank you. Meli is baking Brownies for me

6 brownies are all yours in December, you'll have to decide on the flavour. I'm so impressed you did that! And chuckling away. What are you like in your quest for Excalicock?

Please let me take it down I might have nightmares tonight some men have very large peniseseses it would seem

Babs, have you been penised from all angles?

All angles "

Even THAT angle?! Golly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cornetto In Italian means ‘a little horn’

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samboza. I can't give everything away. I move in mysterious ways.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Evening all. Hope all is well in nocturnal land.

It’s brilliant thank you. Meli is baking Brownies for me

6 brownies are all yours in December, you'll have to decide on the flavour. I'm so impressed you did that! And chuckling away. What are you like in your quest for Excalicock?

Please let me take it down I might have nightmares tonight some men have very large peniseseses it would seem

Babs, have you been penised from all angles?

It appears so. And here was me thinking Babs was a proper goer with all her very sexualised photos. "

I do have nipples in there somewhere :

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all. Hope all is well in nocturnal land.

It’s brilliant thank you. Meli is baking Brownies for me

6 brownies are all yours in December, you'll have to decide on the flavour. I'm so impressed you did that! And chuckling away. What are you like in your quest for Excalicock?

Please let me take it down I might have nightmares tonight some men have very large peniseseses it would seem

Babs, have you been penised from all angles?

All angles "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening Jim!!! I’m missing the warm weather I feel nostalgic x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kylie. The warm weather is history. Live in the here and now. x

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Evening all. Hope all is well in nocturnal land.

It’s brilliant thank you. Meli is baking Brownies for me

6 brownies are all yours in December, you'll have to decide on the flavour. I'm so impressed you did that! And chuckling away. What are you like in your quest for Excalicock?

Please let me take it down I might have nightmares tonight some men have very large peniseseses it would seem

Babs, have you been penised from all angles?

All angles

Even THAT angle?! Golly "

Yep. Even the one that nobody mentions I’m very bendy

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Cornetto In Italian means ‘a little horn’ "

Just one ‘little horn’ doesn’t sound quite as good when you sing it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Cornetto In Italian means ‘a little horn’ "

He was flaccid.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Evening all. Hope all is well in nocturnal land.

It’s brilliant thank you. Meli is baking Brownies for me

6 brownies are all yours in December, you'll have to decide on the flavour. I'm so impressed you did that! And chuckling away. What are you like in your quest for Excalicock?

Please let me take it down I might have nightmares tonight some men have very large peniseseses it would seem

Babs, have you been penised from all angles?

All angles

Even THAT angle?! Golly

Yep. Even the one that nobody mentions I’m very bendy "

#TookOneForTheNocturnalTeam

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

In my experience, the woman would just prefer the Cornetto.

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samboza. I can't give everything away. I move in mysterious ways."

Well it’s nice to know someone way paying attention..... now should I have an ice cream?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cornetto In Italian means ‘a little horn’

Just one ‘little horn’ doesn’t sound quite as good when you sing it "

Got that ear worm now !

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samboza. I can't give everything away. I move in mysterious ways.

Well it’s nice to know someone way paying attention..... now should I have an ice cream? "

Go for it, tiger.

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By *ambozaMan  over a year ago

kilburn park


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samboza. I can't give everything away. I move in mysterious ways.

Well it’s nice to know someone way paying attention..... now should I have an ice cream?

Go for it, tiger."

Will have to be a magnum... not one faux Italian ice cream cone in the house !

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samboza. I can't give everything away. I move in mysterious ways.

Well it’s nice to know someone way paying attention..... now should I have an ice cream?

Go for it, tiger.

Will have to be a magnum... not one faux Italian ice cream cone in the house ! "

We all have to work with what we were given.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's ¹². It's the midnight hour.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve just ordered a bamboo jock strap online.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Goooooddddd morning Vietnam

I have no idea where that came from

Morning Jimbo morning all

How much are jockstrap paying you to advertise them, I hope they are clean

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm not quite sure what to post at this point, but thought that I would, just for the sheer hell of it

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve just ordered a bamboo jock strap online. "

Nice one, Bamboo Bollocks.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I’ve just ordered a bamboo jock strap online. "

Is it new or used?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don’t panda to them…

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Goooooddddd morning Vietnam

I have no idea where that came from

Morning Jimbo morning all

How much are jockstrap paying you to advertise them, I hope they are clean "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. It's good to see you. But I can't tell you about the deal between jockstraps and me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ace is unsure.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve just ordered a bamboo jock strap online.

Is it new or used?"

From a Russian gymnast who was disqualified today in Tokyo. He only wore it in the warm up, he says.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Goooooddddd morning Vietnam

I have no idea where that came from

Morning Jimbo morning all

How much are jockstrap paying you to advertise them, I hope they are clean

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. It's good to see you. But I can't tell you about the deal between jockstraps and me."

You do have to protect your commercial interests, Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Don’t panda to them…"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rome. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ Sponsored by jockstraps. It's taken the entire thread for a newbie post. But that's okay, Rome wasn't built in a day. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Goooooddddd morning Vietnam

I have no idea where that came from

Morning Jimbo morning all

How much are jockstrap paying you to advertise them, I hope they are clean "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steph. It's good to see you. But I can't tell you about the deal between jockstraps and me.

Oh go on Jimbo spill the beans

Actually on 2nd thoughts maybe not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Game of keepy uppy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Extra time beckons

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's already here

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