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By *icearms OP Man
over a year ago
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Watching the swimming on TV. Made me giggle when they were discussing the breast stroke..
Comments like a very strong stroke
Has the best breast stroke this year
And is consistently long in the stroke..
I know! I'll go back to my giggling.
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"Watching the swimming on TV. Made me giggle when they were discussing the breast stroke..
Comments like a very strong stroke
Has the best breast stroke this year
And is consistently long in the stroke..
I know! I'll go back to my giggling.
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I'm too busy admiring the male swimmers. Their bodies are perfection. |
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By *icearms OP Man
over a year ago
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"Watching the swimming on TV. Made me giggle when they were discussing the breast stroke..
Comments like a very strong stroke
Has the best breast stroke this year
And is consistently long in the stroke..
I know! I'll go back to my giggling.
I'm too busy admiring the male swimmers. Their bodies are perfection. "
Perv! |
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Think yourself lucky that you don’t work in my office where I work with two woman who have beaver reintroduction projects.
You try sitting there all day as they extoll the virtues of a beaver, and talk about removing restrictions and having free beavers everywhere and don’t even get me started on their favourite piece of kit, the “beaver deceiver”.
I am going to get fired, I just know it. |
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By *LiamMan
over a year ago
Midlands |
"Yes you are immature, but don't take life to seriously. I still laugh if someone farts in public
I don't. I feel nauseous. well depends if you're inhaling it
I am going to be sick...... " control yourself woman |
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By *icearms OP Man
over a year ago
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"Think yourself lucky that you don’t work in my office where I work with two woman who have beaver reintroduction projects.
You try sitting there all day as they extoll the virtues of a beaver, and talk about removing restrictions and having free beavers everywhere and don’t even get me started on their favourite piece of kit, the “beaver deceiver”.
I am going to get fired, I just know it. " |
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"Watching the swimming on TV. Made me giggle when they were discussing the breast stroke..
Comments like a very strong stroke
Has the best breast stroke this year
And is consistently long in the stroke..
I know! I'll go back to my giggling.
I'm too busy admiring the male swimmers. Their bodies are perfection.
Perv!"
An Olympic swimmer/diver is a thing of beauty, that needs admiring. It's my duty |
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"Think yourself lucky that you don’t work in my office where I work with two woman who have beaver reintroduction projects.
You try sitting there all day as they extoll the virtues of a beaver, and talk about removing restrictions and having free beavers everywhere and don’t even get me started on their favourite piece of kit, the “beaver deceiver”.
I am going to get fired, I just know it. "
"beaver deceiver" |
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My colleague and I are incredibly juvenile together.
We get some serious innuendo going most days, but usually triggered by something like a Teams message like "are you freeeeeeeeee?" which leads onto silly "Are You Being Served" type comments
To the casual observer, I'm a jolly sensible and mature woman, but underneath, I'm terribly silly |
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"Think yourself lucky that you don’t work in my office where I work with two woman who have beaver reintroduction projects.
You try sitting there all day as they extoll the virtues of a beaver, and talk about removing restrictions and having free beavers everywhere and don’t even get me started on their favourite piece of kit, the “beaver deceiver”.
I am going to get fired, I just know it.
"beaver deceiver" "
It’s a thing, google it. Last week one of them told me that because of the reintroduction of beavers at one of her sites, she now had willow tits I mean come on!!! That’s so not fair. |
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By *icearms OP Man
over a year ago
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"Watching the swimming on TV. Made me giggle when they were discussing the breast stroke..
Comments like a very strong stroke
Has the best breast stroke this year
And is consistently long in the stroke..
I know! I'll go back to my giggling.
I'm too busy admiring the male swimmers. Their bodies are perfection.
Perv!
An Olympic swimmer/diver is a thing of beauty, that needs admiring. It's my duty "
Then I salute you for working a Saturday night |
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By *icearms OP Man
over a year ago
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"My colleague and I are incredibly juvenile together.
We get some serious innuendo going most days, but usually triggered by something like a Teams message like "are you freeeeeeeeee?" which leads onto silly "Are You Being Served" type comments
To the casual observer, I'm a jolly sensible and mature woman, but underneath, I'm terribly silly "
I'm freeeee! |
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"My colleague and I are incredibly juvenile together.
We get some serious innuendo going most days, but usually triggered by something like a Teams message like "are you freeeeeeeeee?" which leads onto silly "Are You Being Served" type comments
To the casual observer, I'm a jolly sensible and mature woman, but underneath, I'm terribly silly
I'm freeeee!"
I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mr Humphries (or Captain Peacock, depends how I feel). He might then shoot back with "Mrs Slowcombe, how's your pussy this afternoon?" and so it goes on |
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"My colleague and I are incredibly juvenile together.
We get some serious innuendo going most days, but usually triggered by something like a Teams message like "are you freeeeeeeeee?" which leads onto silly "Are You Being Served" type comments
To the casual observer, I'm a jolly sensible and mature woman, but underneath, I'm terribly silly "
Same here. Though no one I work with would say I'm mature......
It's the non English names that get me: Koch, Ufuk and the ever present Fanny.
I work at home now & I still titter to myself |
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By *icearms OP Man
over a year ago
KIDLINGTON |
"My colleague and I are incredibly juvenile together.
We get some serious innuendo going most days, but usually triggered by something like a Teams message like "are you freeeeeeeeee?" which leads onto silly "Are You Being Served" type comments
To the casual observer, I'm a jolly sensible and mature woman, but underneath, I'm terribly silly
I'm freeeee!
I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mr Humphries (or Captain Peacock, depends how I feel). He might then shoot back with "Mrs Slowcombe, how's your pussy this afternoon?" and so it goes on "
Soinds similar to my teams conversations |
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"Watching the swimming on TV. Made me giggle when they were discussing the breast stroke..
Comments like a very strong stroke
Has the best breast stroke this year
And is consistently long in the stroke..
I know! I'll go back to my giggling.
I'm too busy admiring the male swimmers. Their bodies are perfection.
Perv!
An Olympic swimmer/diver is a thing of beauty, that needs admiring. It's my duty
Then I salute you for working a Saturday night "
I'm truly dedicated |
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By *icearms OP Man
over a year ago
KIDLINGTON |
"My colleague and I are incredibly juvenile together.
We get some serious innuendo going most days, but usually triggered by something like a Teams message like "are you freeeeeeeeee?" which leads onto silly "Are You Being Served" type comments
To the casual observer, I'm a jolly sensible and mature woman, but underneath, I'm terribly silly
Same here. Though no one I work with would say I'm mature......
It's the non English names that get me: Koch, Ufuk and the ever present Fanny.
I work at home now & I still titter to myself "
She said titter... haha |
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"My colleague and I are incredibly juvenile together.
We get some serious innuendo going most days, but usually triggered by something like a Teams message like "are you freeeeeeeeee?" which leads onto silly "Are You Being Served" type comments
To the casual observer, I'm a jolly sensible and mature woman, but underneath, I'm terribly silly
Same here. Though no one I work with would say I'm mature......
It's the non English names that get me: Koch, Ufuk and the ever present Fanny.
I work at home now & I still titter to myself "
I'm immune to unusual sounding names, working with international students. Even the surname Wang no longer even generates the slightest flicker. When you've got Wangs here, there and everywhere, they're just everyday, mundane |
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"My colleague and I are incredibly juvenile together.
We get some serious innuendo going most days, but usually triggered by something like a Teams message like "are you freeeeeeeeee?" which leads onto silly "Are You Being Served" type comments
To the casual observer, I'm a jolly sensible and mature woman, but underneath, I'm terribly silly
Same here. Though no one I work with would say I'm mature......
It's the non English names that get me: Koch, Ufuk and the ever present Fanny.
I work at home now & I still titter to myself
I'm immune to unusual sounding names, working with international students. Even the surname Wang no longer even generates the slightest flicker. When you've got Wangs here, there and everywhere, they're just everyday, mundane "
That's my point KC, I never get fed up Wangs and Nips. I'm incorrigible |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"My colleague and I are incredibly juvenile together.
We get some serious innuendo going most days, but usually triggered by something like a Teams message like "are you freeeeeeeeee?" which leads onto silly "Are You Being Served" type comments
To the casual observer, I'm a jolly sensible and mature woman, but underneath, I'm terribly silly
Same here. Though no one I work with would say I'm mature......
It's the non English names that get me: Koch, Ufuk and the ever present Fanny.
I work at home now & I still titter to myself
I'm immune to unusual sounding names, working with international students. Even the surname Wang no longer even generates the slightest flicker. When you've got Wangs here, there and everywhere, they're just everyday, mundane "
Cressida Dick |
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