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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We've all done it.
Told a story and made it more exciting by using descriptive terms.
What are the best descriptions you have heard to describe sexual experiences. Purely for bravado reasons.
I'll start it off..
She was wetter than an otters pocket,
Dripping like a knackered fridge,
Left her face like a painters radio.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Then men and women I know don't kiss and tell, they definately do not use these euphemisms."
It's a hypothetical situation. Not to be taken seriously.
I may have read the room wrong so therefore I do apologise.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Then men and women I know don't kiss and tell, they definately do not use these euphemisms.
It's a hypothetical situation. Not to be taken seriously.
I may have read the room wrong so therefore I do apologise. "
That's nice of you to say. It's a big room and people come in and out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Then men and women I know don't kiss and tell, they definately do not use these euphemisms.
It's a hypothetical situation. Not to be taken seriously.
I may have read the room wrong so therefore I do apologise.
That's nice of you to say. It's a big room and people come in and out "
Oh I had noticed. Genuinely thought it would have been taken as intended. Lighthearted fun.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Then men and women I know don't kiss and tell, they definately do not use these euphemisms.
It's a hypothetical situation. Not to be taken seriously.
I may have read the room wrong so therefore I do apologise.
That's nice of you to say. It's a big room and people come in and out
Oh I had noticed. Genuinely thought it would have been taken as intended. Lighthearted fun.
I shall close the door on my way back out to drawing board.. "
No you stay it's your room |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Then men and women I know don't kiss and tell, they definately do not use these euphemisms.
It's a hypothetical situation. Not to be taken seriously.
I may have read the room wrong so therefore I do apologise.
That's nice of you to say. It's a big room and people come in and out
Oh I had noticed. Genuinely thought it would have been taken as intended. Lighthearted fun.
I shall close the door on my way back out to drawing board..
No you stay it's your room"
Well u 2 want to fuck off then your making me feel unwelcome in my own room   |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Then men and women I know don't kiss and tell, they definately do not use these euphemisms.
It's a hypothetical situation. Not to be taken seriously.
I may have read the room wrong so therefore I do apologise.
That's nice of you to say. It's a big room and people come in and out
Oh I had noticed. Genuinely thought it would have been taken as intended. Lighthearted fun.
I shall close the door on my way back out to drawing board..
No you stay it's your room
Well u 2 want to fuck off then your making me feel unwelcome in my own room "
Oi I'm still here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Her labia glistened in the moonlight like a moist glittering prize that ached to be explored.
Nipples that ebbed with desire stood proud mounted upon brests that could've been shaped by Aphrodite herself as monuments to her womanhood and sexuality...
Less derogatory and more creative is nicer  |
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