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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

Evening all as the title says new venture upmarket greasy spoon you name it I have it extensive menu put your orders in idle banter while waiting

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Evening all as the title says new venture upmarket greasy spoon you name it I have it extensive menu put your orders in idle banter while waiting "

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Please could I have haricots simmered in a ragout of puréed heritage tomatoes, served on a lightly grilled slice of Ciabatta with hand churned Jersey butter.

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By *an4funMan  over a year ago

london


"Please could I have haricots simmered in a ragout of puréed heritage tomatoes, served on a lightly grilled slice of Ciabatta with hand churned Jersey butter. "

Oooh get her!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Please could I have haricots simmered in a ragout of puréed heritage tomatoes, served on a lightly grilled slice of Ciabatta with hand churned Jersey butter. "
bloody hell Mrs I will do my best just churning the butter hold on can't catch the bloody cow take a seat madam xx

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By *an4funMan  over a year ago

london

I'll have a pint of Fuller's stout and a bag of nuts

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"

Oooh get her! "

Is that your attempt at idle banter ?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Please could I have haricots simmered in a ragout of puréed heritage tomatoes, served on a lightly grilled slice of Ciabatta with hand churned Jersey butter.

Oooh get her! "

upmarket greasy spoon will do my best only one pair of hands

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Please could I have haricots simmered in a ragout of puréed heritage tomatoes, served on a lightly grilled slice of Ciabatta with hand churned Jersey butter. bloody hell Mrs I will do my best just churning the butter hold on can't catch the bloody cow take a seat madam xx "

Surely a greasy spoon can manage beans on toast ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll have a double cheeseburger with fries and a latte. No I don't want to go large for 50p!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"

Oooh get her!

Is that your attempt at idle banter ?"

it is just deflecting while I get your food on the go

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By *an4funMan  over a year ago

london


"

Oooh get her!

Is that your attempt at idle banter ?"

Best I've got. Take it or leave it

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I'll have a pint of Fuller's stout and a bag of nuts"
don't tell the authorities not got an official booze licence got it off dodgy Dave

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"

Oooh get her!

Is that your attempt at idle banter ?

Best I've got. Take it or leave it"

I'll take it please.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Please could I have haricots simmered in a ragout of puréed heritage tomatoes, served on a lightly grilled slice of Ciabatta with hand churned Jersey butter. bloody hell Mrs I will do my best just churning the butter hold on can't catch the bloody cow take a seat madam xx

Surely a greasy spoon can manage beans on toast ? "

madam I have met your type before xx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I'll have a double cheeseburger with fries and a latte. No I don't want to go large for 50p! "
more my type of order I know the decor is not the best am working on it x

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Full English heavy on the grease please.....

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


" madam I have met your type before xx "

I have brought my own spoon as yours is too greasy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll have a double cheeseburger with fries and a latte. No I don't want to go large for 50p! more my type of order I know the decor is not the best am working on it x"

It's fine but please get rid of that awful clown!

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By *an4funMan  over a year ago

london


"

Oooh get her!

Is that your attempt at idle banter ?

Best I've got. Take it or leave it

I'll take it please. "

That'll be £100 in used notes and a tip for the waiter

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


" madam I have met your type before xx

I have brought my own spoon as yours is too greasy"

plastic not good enough

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I'll have a double cheeseburger with fries and a latte. No I don't want to go large for 50p! more my type of order I know the decor is not the best am working on it x

It's fine but please get rid of that awful clown! "

I beg your pardon Mrs I put a paper table cloth on your table as well

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"

Oooh get her!

Is that your attempt at idle banter ?

Best I've got. Take it or leave it

I'll take it please.

That'll be £100 in used notes and a tip for the waiter"

you want a job

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"please get rid of that awful clown! "

No one wants to eat a clown. They taste funny.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"please get rid of that awful clown!

No one wants to eat a clown. They taste funny. "

madam it's the best I can do limited budget

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol


"please get rid of that awful clown!

No one wants to eat a clown. They taste funny. "

She is here all week.....

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"please get rid of that awful clown!

No one wants to eat a clown. They taste funny.

She is here all week....."

no she ain't she is not crossing my doorstep again

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Jambon et oeuffs s'il vous plait

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Jambon et oeuffs s'il vous plait "
fish and chips not a problem sarsons vinegar por for vor international greasy spoon

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Jambon et oeuffs s'il vous plait "

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi çe soir ?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Jambon et oeuffs s'il vous plait

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi çe soir ?"

bloody hell you want vanilla ice cream with a water

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"bloody hell you want vanilla ice cream with a water "

I'd prefer to cream with a waiter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll have a double cheeseburger with fries and a latte. No I don't want to go large for 50p! more my type of order I know the decor is not the best am working on it x

It's fine but please get rid of that awful clown! I beg your pardon Mrs I put a paper table cloth on your table as well "

That's far too classy decor for a greasy spoon!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"please get rid of that awful clown!

No one wants to eat a clown. They taste funny. "

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"bloody hell you want vanilla ice cream with a water

I'd prefer to cream with a waiter

"

you are a problem customer madam only been open an hour !!!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I'll have a double cheeseburger with fries and a latte. No I don't want to go large for 50p! more my type of order I know the decor is not the best am working on it x

It's fine but please get rid of that awful clown! I beg your pardon Mrs I put a paper table cloth on your table as well

That's far too classy decor for a greasy spoon! "

madam don't test my patience I am a loose Cannon in the kitchen

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I'll have a double cheeseburger with fries and a latte. No I don't want to go large for 50p! more my type of order I know the decor is not the best am working on it x

It's fine but please get rid of that awful clown! I beg your pardon Mrs I put a paper table cloth on your table as well

That's far too classy decor for a greasy spoon! madam don't test my patience I am a loose Cannon in the kitchen "

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Jambon et oeuffs s'il vous plait

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi çe soir ?"

Je veux ...oooo je veux xxx

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Please could I have haricots simmered in a ragout of puréed heritage tomatoes, served on a lightly grilled slice of Ciabatta with hand churned Jersey butter. "

Make that 2

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Jambon et oeuffs s'il vous plait

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi çe soir ? Je veux ...oooo je veux xxx "

yes you can have the bill £2.25

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Please could I have haricots simmered in a ragout of puréed heritage tomatoes, served on a lightly grilled slice of Ciabatta with hand churned Jersey butter.

Make that 2 "

bloody hell Mrs just ask for beans on toast take a seat and keep quiet !!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bloody starving here! Ordered my burger etc over an hour ago! Cannon in the kitchen? I think not. Ah, you said loose cannon!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Bloody starving here! Ordered my burger etc over an hour ago! Cannon in the kitchen? I think not. Ah, you said loose cannon! "
having trouble with the burgers looked at them closely and they didn't smell goog got them of a mate of a mate he said he wasn't 100% sure about them got you a nice piece of tripe instead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not ordering tonight...I can't believe you're charging £20 for Just Eat delivery

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Not ordering tonight...I can't believe you're charging £20 for Just Eat delivery "
I would bring it on my bike but have a puncture

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