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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes love to masturbate when I am I'm the garden! I get quite horny whenever a plane flies by the house so the garden is the perfect place really. "
nice r u secluded?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes love to masturbate when I am I'm the garden! I get quite horny whenever a plane flies by the house so the garden is the perfect place really.
Why do planes make you horny?  "
I'm not sure. But the sound of them brings my orgasm to new heights. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yes love to masturbate when I am I'm the garden! I get quite horny whenever a plane flies by the house so the garden is the perfect place really.
Why do planes make you horny?
I'm not sure. But the sound of them brings my orgasm to new heights. I see what u did there lol"
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'd burn my helmet!
You'll need some cream for that.
I bet you've got some cream.
Of course I have 
I knew you would."
I have other ways of keeping the jewels moist and protected too during sunbathing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hope you don’t live next to any children that can see, slightly disturbing old neighbour hood plus why would u mention that? "
Because your talking about wanking in a garden it’s not exactly normal behaviour, let’s hope no grandparents are getting a visit on a sunny day in the “ old neighbourhood “ or expect a visit from the police |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hope you don’t live next to any children that can see, slightly disturbing old neighbour hood plus why would u mention that?
Because your talking about wanking in a garden it’s not exactly normal behaviour, let’s hope no grandparents are getting a visit on a sunny day in the “ old neighbourhood “ or expect a visit from the police "
I shall await there arrival....snowflake |
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enjoy your time on the sex offenders register 
