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Marines, we are leaving
Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range
He's on safari. The lions, the tigers, the bears... oh, my!
I'm only smoking to take my mind off my dog biscuit problem
Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?
Dillon, you son of a bitch (cue manlinest handshake in history) |
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I know what you're thinking. ‘Did he fire six shots or only five?’ To tell the truth, in all the excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But since this is a.44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off you've got to ask yourself one question:
‘Do I feel lucky?’
Well do ya punk? |
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. |
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"Here's your Sub-Zero.....now plain zero
I eat green berets for breakfast and right now, I'm very hungry.
Stick around (after pinning a man to a tree with a knife)
Gotta love Arnie.  "
He's so quotable and a lot of his films are comic because of his one liners
"What happened to Sully?"
"I let him go" he had just dropped Sully off a bridge |
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"She doesn't even go here!
You go Glen Coco!
Not ashamed to say I know where that first quote is from you can't sit with us
On Wednesdays we wear pink "
It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain |
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ’em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like victor |
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By *adetMan
over a year ago
South of Ipswich |
"I bet you're the kind of person that would fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you
Bloody love Full metal jacket "
 Brilliant film hey |
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By *adetMan
over a year ago
South of Ipswich |
"I bet you're the kind of person that would fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you
Bloody love Full metal jacket "
And so many quotable lines |
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"Here's your Sub-Zero.....now plain zero
I eat green berets for breakfast and right now, I'm very hungry.
Stick around (after pinning a man to a tree with a knife)
Gotta love Arnie.
He's so quotable and a lot of his films are comic because of his one liners
"What happened to Sully?"
"I let him go" he had just dropped Sully off a bridge "
Yeah, awesome set piece
"Remember, Duly, when I promised to kill you last?"
" Yeah, that's right, Matrix. You did"
"I lied!" |
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"Here's your Sub-Zero.....now plain zero
I eat green berets for breakfast and right now, I'm very hungry.
Stick around (after pinning a man to a tree with a knife)
Gotta love Arnie.
He's so quotable and a lot of his films are comic because of his one liners
"What happened to Sully?"
"I let him go" he had just dropped Sully off a bridge
Yeah, awesome set piece
"Remember, Duly, when I promised to kill you last?"
" Yeah, that's right, Matrix. You did"
"I lied!" "
Commando has several classics |
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Avi: Tony?
Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog?"
Avi: I mean open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"? |
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""Why are you holding my hand?"
"Where's your other hand?"
"Between two pillows."
"Those aren't pillows!" "
The sound effect when the camera pans back to the only bed in the room cracks me up every time, I hear it in my head when ever I see something (or someone) foreboding |
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"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!
We've gone on holiday by mistake "
Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at |
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"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!
We've gone on holiday by mistake
Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at"
I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!
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By *adetMan
over a year ago
South of Ipswich |
"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!
We've gone on holiday by mistake
Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at
I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!
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Now look here, my cousin's a QC
GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!!! |
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"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!
We've gone on holiday by mistake
Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at
I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!
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It’s you he wants, offer him yourself!
Oh my boys, my boys! |
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"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!
We've gone on holiday by mistake
Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at
I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!
Now look here, my cousin's a QC
GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!!!"
I’ve only had a few ales |
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"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!
We've gone on holiday by mistake
Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at
I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!
It’s you he wants, offer him yourself!
Oh my boys, my boys! "
I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary |
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"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!
We've gone on holiday by mistake
Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at
I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!
It’s you he wants, offer him yourself!
Oh my boys, my boys!
I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary"
I’ve just narrowly avoided a buggery, and I’ve come in here with the intentions of wishing one on you! |
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"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!
We've gone on holiday by mistake
Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at
I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!
It’s you he wants, offer him yourself!
Oh my boys, my boys!
I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary
I’ve just narrowly avoided a buggery, and I’ve come in here with the intentions of wishing one on you! "
You're looking very beautiful, man. Have you been away?
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over a year ago
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"stewardess "Doctor. These a problem in the cockpit"
Doctor "what is it?"
Stewardess "it's the room at the front of the plane......"
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Don't call me shirley  |
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"Don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner ! "
You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down |
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"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!
We've gone on holiday by mistake
Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at
I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!
It’s you he wants, offer him yourself!
Oh my boys, my boys!
I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary
I’ve just narrowly avoided a buggery, and I’ve come in here with the intentions of wishing one on you!
You're looking very beautiful, man. Have you been away?
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St Peter preached the apistles to the apostles looking like that |
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"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!
We've gone on holiday by mistake
Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at
I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!
It’s you he wants, offer him yourself!
Oh my boys, my boys!
I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary
I’ve just narrowly avoided a buggery, and I’ve come in here with the intentions of wishing one on you!
You're looking very beautiful, man. Have you been away?
St Peter preached the apistles to the apostles looking like that"
The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. It can utilise up to 12 skins. It is called a Camberwell Carrot. |
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"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!
We've gone on holiday by mistake
Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at
I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!
It’s you he wants, offer him yourself!
Oh my boys, my boys!
I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary
I’ve just narrowly avoided a buggery, and I’ve come in here with the intentions of wishing one on you!
You're looking very beautiful, man. Have you been away?
St Peter preached the apistles to the apostles looking like that
The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. It can utilise up to 12 skins. It is called a Camberwell Carrot."
Rolling is an art!!   |
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"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!
We've gone on holiday by mistake
Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at
I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!
It’s you he wants, offer him yourself!
Oh my boys, my boys!
I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary
I’ve just narrowly avoided a buggery, and I’ve come in here with the intentions of wishing one on you!
You're looking very beautiful, man. Have you been away?
St Peter preached the apistles to the apostles looking like that
The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. It can utilise up to 12 skins. It is called a Camberwell Carrot.
Rolling is an art!! "
You're not wrong  |
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"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!
We've gone on holiday by mistake
Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at
I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!
It’s you he wants, offer him yourself!
Oh my boys, my boys!
I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary
I’ve just narrowly avoided a buggery, and I’ve come in here with the intentions of wishing one on you!
You're looking very beautiful, man. Have you been away?
St Peter preached the apistles to the apostles looking like that
The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. It can utilise up to 12 skins. It is called a Camberwell Carrot.
Rolling is an art!!
You're not wrong "
A perfect art! I’m very particular about my roll !!
I prefer to do it myself so I know it’s done properly! |
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"I find the carrot, infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, the carrot has mystery, flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees!
We've gone on holiday by mistake
Those are the kind of windows that faces look in at
I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. You need working on, boy!
It’s you he wants, offer him yourself!
Oh my boys, my boys!
I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary
I’ve just narrowly avoided a buggery, and I’ve come in here with the intentions of wishing one on you!
You're looking very beautiful, man. Have you been away?
St Peter preached the apistles to the apostles looking like that
The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. It can utilise up to 12 skins. It is called a Camberwell Carrot.
Rolling is an art!!
You're not wrong
A perfect art! I’m very particular about my roll !!
I prefer to do it myself so I know it’s done properly! "
That's often the case with smokers I find |
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd. |
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But it ain’t about how hard you hit
It’s about how much you can get hit and keep moving forward
About how much you can take and keep moving forward
That’s how winning is done.
Rocky Balboa
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Gang Member #1: What are you doin', Mister?
Bill Foster: Nothing.
Gang Member #1: Yes, you are, you're trespassing on private property.
Bill Foster: Trespassing?
Gang Member #2: You're loitering too, man.
Gang Member #1: That's right, you're loitering too.
Bill Foster: I didn't see any signs.
Gang Member #1: Whatcha call that?
Bill Foster: Graffiti?
Gang Member #1: No, man. That's not fucking graffiti, that's a sign.
Gang Member #2: He can't read it, man.
Gang Member #1: I'll read it for you. It says this is fucking private property. No fucking trespassing. This means fucking you.
Bill Foster: It says all that?
Gang Member #1: Yeah!
Bill Foster: Well, maybe if you wrote it in fucking English, I could fucking understand it. |
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"The day bison graced your village was the most important of your life, but for me it was just tuesday"
This Is Merely Superconductor Electromagnetism! Surely You've Heard Of It? It Levitates Bullet Trains From Tokyo To Osaka. It Levitates My Desk, Where I Ride The Saddle Of The World. And It Levitates...ME! |
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"The day bison graced your village was the most important of your life, but for me it was just tuesday
This Is Merely Superconductor Electromagnetism! Surely You've Heard Of It? It Levitates Bullet Trains From Tokyo To Osaka. It Levitates My Desk, Where I Ride The Saddle Of The World. And It Levitates...ME!"
Love this movie it's so terrible but I watch it at least once a year |
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"The day bison graced your village was the most important of your life, but for me it was just tuesday
This Is Merely Superconductor Electromagnetism! Surely You've Heard Of It? It Levitates Bullet Trains From Tokyo To Osaka. It Levitates My Desk, Where I Ride The Saddle Of The World. And It Levitates...ME!
Love this movie it's so terrible but I watch it at least once a year"
It's so terrible it's great. Raul Julia as Bison is the best thing about it. |
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"Gang Member #1: What are you doin', Mister?
Bill Foster: Nothing.
Gang Member #1: Yes, you are, you're trespassing on private property.
Bill Foster: Trespassing?
Gang Member #2: You're loitering too, man.
Gang Member #1: That's right, you're loitering too.
Bill Foster: I didn't see any signs.
Gang Member #1: Whatcha call that?
Bill Foster: Graffiti?
Gang Member #1: No, man. That's not fucking graffiti, that's a sign.
Gang Member #2: He can't read it, man.
Gang Member #1: I'll read it for you. It says this is fucking private property. No fucking trespassing. This means fucking you.
Bill Foster: It says all that?
Gang Member #1: Yeah!
Bill Foster: Well, maybe if you wrote it in fucking English, I could fucking understand it."
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"Gang Member #1: What are you doin', Mister?
Bill Foster: Nothing.
Gang Member #1: Yes, you are, you're trespassing on private property.
Bill Foster: Trespassing?
Gang Member #2: You're loitering too, man.
Gang Member #1: That's right, you're loitering too.
Bill Foster: I didn't see any signs.
Gang Member #1: Whatcha call that?
Bill Foster: Graffiti?
Gang Member #1: No, man. That's not fucking graffiti, that's a sign.
Gang Member #2: He can't read it, man.
Gang Member #1: I'll read it for you. It says this is fucking private property. No fucking trespassing. This means fucking you.
Bill Foster: It says all that?
Gang Member #1: Yeah!
Bill Foster: Well, maybe if you wrote it in fucking English, I could fucking understand it.
Falling down"
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