 |
By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago
Bradford |
Four kinds of Sex
The first is Smurf Sex -
This happens during the honeymoon period of a relationship, you keep doing it and doing it, until you're blue in the face.
The second is Kitchen Sex - This is at the beginning of your marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, any time, any place, even in the kitchen.
The third kind is Bedroom Sex - You've calmed down a bit, perhaps you have had some kids, so you have to do it in the bedroom.
The fourth kind is Hallway Sex - This is where you pass each other in the hallway, look each other in the eye and say, "FUCK YOU!" |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
