I have EVERY window in the house open and one of them is the size of the wall ....... and STILL ..... the fucking flies ping pong all the walls looking for an exit ???
I thought they could see out of their 200 eyes ! |
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"I have EVERY window in the house open and one of them is the size of the wall ....... and STILL ..... the fucking flies ping pong all the walls looking for an exit ???
I thought they could see out of their 200 eyes !"
You got to try and chase them out room by room close windows as you go to get rid they won't go anywhere unless forced  |
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It's like pearl harbour loads of them dive bombing and revving there engines as the fuckers that appear mutants whizz past ya heed, I don't like flies, flies are a pain in the arse  |
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I’ve just had a very heated argument with a guy in my kitchen
Fly: bbbzzzzz
Me: the doors wide open fucking fly out why doncha!
Fly: bzzzzzzz
Me: it’s right there ya daft twat, go on get out!!!
Fly: bbbzzzzzz
There’s just arguing with a pig headed stubborn fly Granny    |
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"I’ve just had a very heated argument with a guy in my kitchen
Fly: bbbzzzzz
Me: the doors wide open fucking fly out why doncha!
Fly: bzzzzzzz
Me: it’s right there ya daft twat, go on get out!!!
Fly: bbbzzzzzz
There’s just arguing with a pig headed stubborn fly Granny "
Why do they always fly around lights even when they are off?
We have a large ceiling light in middle of the dinning room.
It looks like a reenactment of the battle of Britain but fly's instead of plane's. |
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"I have EVERY window in the house open and one of them is the size of the wall ....... and STILL ..... the fucking flies ping pong all the walls looking for an exit ???
I thought they could see out of their 200 eyes !"
My worse nightmare. I leave my back door open so my dogs can wander in and out and the buzzy idiots enter. Despite loving all creatures great and small these things drive me insane. |
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"I’ve just had a very heated argument with a guy in my kitchen
Fly: bbbzzzzz
Me: the doors wide open fucking fly out why doncha!
Fly: bzzzzzzz
Me: it’s right there ya daft twat, go on get out!!!
Fly: bbbzzzzzz
There’s just arguing with a pig headed stubborn fly Granny
Why do they always fly around lights even when they are off?
We have a large ceiling light in middle of the dinning room.
It looks like a reenactment of the battle of Britain but fly's instead of plane's."
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"I have EVERY window in the house open and one of them is the size of the wall ....... and STILL ..... the fucking flies ping pong all the walls looking for an exit ???
I thought they could see out of their 200 eyes !
You got to try and chase them out room by room close windows as you go to get rid they won't go anywhere unless forced "
So what you are saying is that you would make a good sheepdog? |
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"I have EVERY window in the house open and one of them is the size of the wall ....... and STILL ..... the fucking flies ping pong all the walls looking for an exit ???
I thought they could see out of their 200 eyes !
You got to try and chase them out room by room close windows as you go to get rid they won't go anywhere unless forced So what you are saying is that you would make a good sheepdog?"
I shepherd the bast*rds out so I understand you! |
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Buying fly spray for me is a jinx!
What! Am I expecting them? No, if one enters they have lost their way because they wouldn't visit if they knew my dislike for them and in fact I think they do as visits have really dropped off in recent years.
Maybe something to do with the webs I occasionally let hang? |
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"Buying fly spray for me is a jinx!
What! Am I expecting them? No, if one enters they have lost their way because they wouldn't visit if they knew my dislike for them and in fact I think they do as visits have really dropped off in recent years.
Maybe something to do with the webs I occasionally let hang?"
...strategically!
Enough info for now!! |
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"I have EVERY window in the house open and one of them is the size of the wall ....... and STILL ..... the fucking flies ping pong all the walls looking for an exit ???
I thought they could see out of their 200 eyes !"
LMAO - This is so true OP  |
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