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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

Cocktail and banter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Ohh please... Mojito for me

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

The closest I get to a cocktail is 'A Hulk'.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x"

sorry for delay been gardening

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Ohh please... Mojito for me"
again sorry for delay changing kids nappy x

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton


"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x"

Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes please...a large long iced tea

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain "

less of the wise cracks or you are barred

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Yes please...a large long iced tea"
coming right up x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x"

Oooooh me too! Then a mojito please.

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton


"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain less of the wise cracks or you are barred "

Sorry OP hangs head in shame

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

A nice cold with ice please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain less of the wise cracks or you are barred

Sorry OP hangs head in shame "

Haha behave Mr

NBVN x

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain less of the wise cracks or you are barred it's ok there is only one wise cracked drink your drink

Sorry OP hangs head in shame "

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton


"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain less of the wise cracks or you are barred

Sorry OP hangs head in shame

Haha behave Mr

NBVN x"

Couldn't help it myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ohh please... Mojito for me"

No! You've had enough.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"A nice cold with ice please "
coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain less of the wise cracks or you are barred

Sorry OP hangs head in shame

Haha behave Mr

NBVN x

Couldn't help it myself "

That song is in my head now thanks to you.

NBVN x

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain less of the wise cracks or you are barred

Sorry OP hangs head in shame

Haha behave Mr

NBVN x

Couldn't help it myself

That song is in my head now thanks to you.

NBVN x"

slow down on that drink madam you are getting tipsy x

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton


"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain less of the wise cracks or you are barred

Sorry OP hangs head in shame

Haha behave Mr

NBVN x

Couldn't help it myself

That song is in my head now thanks to you.

NBVN x"

And the feel of the ocean

And the taste of champagne

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By *sBlueWoman  over a year ago

Up North

Caprianha please

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Caprianha please "
just checking google new one on me xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain less of the wise cracks or you are barred

Sorry OP hangs head in shame

Haha behave Mr

NBVN x

Couldn't help it myself

That song is in my head now thanks to you.

NBVN x

And the feel of the ocean

And the taste of champagne "

Oh grrr I need another drink...barman please can I have an espresso martini

NBVN x

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Fresh strawberry and lime Tom Collins bartender please......

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x"

Do you like Pina Colada's?

And getting caught in the rain?

Cal

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Long Island please

Not sure my banter is any good though so you'll have to carry us

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Ohh please... Mojito for me

No! You've had enough. "

I haven't even started yet....

Barman can I have another please

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Fresh strawberry and lime Tom Collins bartender please......"
a man with decorum coming right up

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By *urlyCatzWoman  over a year ago

Blackpool

A jug of cheeky vimto please and turn up the cheesy tunes

Da da da da de da

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton


"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like pina colada, get caught in the rain less of the wise cracks or you are barred

Sorry OP hangs head in shame

Haha behave Mr

NBVN x

Couldn't help it myself

That song is in my head now thanks to you.

NBVN x

And the feel of the ocean

And the taste of champagne

Oh grrr I need another drink...barman please can I have an espresso martini

NBVN x"

If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the cape

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Ohh please... Mojito for me

No! You've had enough.

I haven't even started yet....

Barman can I have another please "

yes but slow down madam heard you can be trouble

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like Pina Colada's?

And getting caught in the rain?

Cal "

You bugger ...

...If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the cape

You're the lady I've looked for

Come with me and escape"

Get out of my head haha

NBVN x

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Could be a busy night in here barman stick another in me glass for me many thanks.....

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Ohh please... Mojito for me

No! You've had enough.

I haven't even started yet....

Barman can I have another please yes but slow down madam heard you can be trouble "

You've ain't seen nothing yet

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport

Can I have a blue lagoon please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cocktail and banter "

Tequila sunrise for me, easy on the sunrise!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Ohh please... Mojito for me

No! You've had enough.

I haven't even started yet....

Barman can I have another please yes but slow down madam heard you can be trouble madam calm down you are a mad Yorkshire woman

You've ain't seen nothing yet "

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton


"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like Pina Colada's?

And getting caught in the rain?

Cal

You bugger ...

...If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the cape

You're the lady I've looked for

Come with me and escape"

Get out of my head haha

NBVN x"

Ok, ok I'll stop now..... but only if you get me a Pina Colada

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Barman another for the lady in the corner.......

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like Pina Colada's?

And getting caught in the rain?

Cal

You bugger ...

...If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the cape

You're the lady I've looked for

Come with me and escape"

Get out of my head haha

NBVN x

Ok, ok I'll stop now..... but only if you get me a Pina Colada "

you can have two

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like Pina Colada's?

And getting caught in the rain?

Cal

You bugger ...

...If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the cape

You're the lady I've looked for

Come with me and escape"

Get out of my head haha

NBVN x

Ok, ok I'll stop now..... but only if you get me a Pina Colada "

Deal ...cheeky man.

NBVN x

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Ready for more....

Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Ready for more....

Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots "

sparkle you are a lush but yes xx

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol


"Ready for more....

Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots "

Barman you may have to keep an eye on this one

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Ready for more....

Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots

Barman you may have to keep an eye on this one "

don't you worry her card is marked

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton


"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like Pina Colada's?

And getting caught in the rain?

Cal

You bugger ...

...If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the cape

You're the lady I've looked for

Come with me and escape"

Get out of my head haha

NBVN x

Ok, ok I'll stop now..... but only if you get me a Pina Colada

Deal ...cheeky man.

NBVN x"

Or maybe.....

It's another Tequila Sunrise

Staring slowly across the sky

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling

Me! Some lighthearted relief on here would be most welcome I’m also sweating after teaching dance classes in this heat!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like Pina Colada's?

And getting caught in the rain?

Cal

You bugger ...

...If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the cape

You're the lady I've looked for

Come with me and escape"

Get out of my head haha

NBVN x

Ok, ok I'll stop now..... but only if you get me a Pina Colada

Deal ...cheeky man.

NBVN x

Or maybe.....

It's another Tequila Sunrise

Staring slowly across the sky "

get out don't need your sort

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Ready for more....

Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots

Barman you may have to keep an eye on this one "

I have no idea where you both get that impression of me.... I'm an angel

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol


"Me! Some lighthearted relief on here would be most welcome I’m also sweating after teaching dance classes in this heat! "

Give the lady a drink barman think she is in need of one or two....

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Me! Some lighthearted relief on here would be most welcome I’m also sweating after teaching dance classes in this heat! "
welcome madam what is your nipple sorry tipple xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A woowoo or blue lagoon for me

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton


"Ready for more....

Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots

Barman you may have to keep an eye on this one

I have no idea where you both get that impression of me.... I'm an angel "

Can you add another jd to that order please

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By *BootyfulDayWoman  over a year ago

ooooo love a margarita please

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Ready for more....

Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots

Barman you may have to keep an eye on this one

I have no idea where you both get that impression of me.... I'm an angel "

not what Yorkshire police say

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"ooooo love a margarita please "
coming right up xx

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By *arker secrets 321Man  over a year ago

West Bromwich

Iced water as I don't drink and its my job 2 get these lovely ladies home safely x

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Ready for more....

Can I have a double JD and c*ke, 4 jagerbombs and 2 tequila shots

Barman you may have to keep an eye on this one

I have no idea where you both get that impression of me.... I'm an angel not what Yorkshire police say "

What can I say.......

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling


"Me! Some lighthearted relief on here would be most welcome I’m also sweating after teaching dance classes in this heat! welcome madam what is your nipple sorry tipple xx"

I’ll have bramble cocktail please x

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton


"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like Pina Colada's?

And getting caught in the rain?

Cal

You bugger ...

...If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the cape

You're the lady I've looked for

Come with me and escape"

Get out of my head haha

NBVN x

Ok, ok I'll stop now..... but only if you get me a Pina Colada

Deal ...cheeky man.

NBVN x

Or maybe.....

It's another Tequila Sunrise

Staring slowly across the sky get out don't need your sort "

Have I come to the wrong place? I thought it was karaoke night

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Me me me

Please could I have a Pina Colada ... thank you

NBVN x

Do you like Pina Colada's?

And getting caught in the rain?

Cal

You bugger ...

...If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the cape

You're the lady I've looked for

Come with me and escape"

Get out of my head haha

NBVN x

Ok, ok I'll stop now..... but only if you get me a Pina Colada

Deal ...cheeky man.

NBVN x

Or maybe.....

It's another Tequila Sunrise

Staring slowly across the sky get out don't need your sort

Have I come to the wrong place? I thought it was karaoke night "

go on then leave me a hefty tip

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Did someone say Karaoke????

Is there a pole???

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton


"Did someone say Karaoke????

Is there a pole??? "

Rushes to get one installed

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Did someone say Karaoke????

Is there a pole??? "

sparkle steady

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Did someone say Karaoke????

Is there a pole??? sparkle steady "

I may need to start on a smaller pole

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Did someone say Karaoke????

Is there a pole??? sparkle steady

I may need to start on a smaller pole "

I'm yer man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes please...a large long iced teacoming right up x"

Thank You & what shall you be having Sir?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Yes please...a large long iced teacoming right up x

Thank You & what shall you be having Sir? "

tea total am a recovering alky xx

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Can I have a top up please

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton


"Can I have a top up please "

Prefer it if you had a top down

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Can I have a top up please

Prefer it if you had a top down "

It is quite low

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By *ulldog_71Man  over a year ago

Sedgefield


"Can I have a top up please "

I'll top you up whenever you want

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Can I have a top up please "
sparkle you are testing my patience you have 12 kids at home but yes go on xxx

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Can I have a top up please sparkle you are testing my patience you have 12 kids at home but yes go on xxx "

They are all with their fathers tonight

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton


"Can I have a top up please

Prefer it if you had a top down

It is quite low "

How low can you go

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Can I have a top up please

Prefer it if you had a top down

It is quite low

How low can you go "

lush

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Can I have a top up please

Prefer it if you had a top down

It is quite low

How low can you go "

You'd never believe me if I told you x

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton


"Can I have a top up please

Prefer it if you had a top down

It is quite low

How low can you go

You'd never believe me if I told you x"

I'll believe you if you back it up with proof

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Can I have a top up please sparkle you are testing my patience you have 12 kids at home but yes go on xxx

They are all with their fathers tonight "

ok

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"A jug of cheeky vimto please and turn up the cheesy tunes

Da da da da de da"

sorry just checking my orders it was a bit unruly tonight hope you got your drink xx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"A woowoo or blue lagoon for me"
sorry unruly lot tonight sorry to ignore you hope you got your drink

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"A woowoo or blue lagoon for me sorry unruly lot tonight sorry to ignore you hope you got your drink "

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By *evil-AngelWoman  over a year ago

...

Could I have a strawberry daiquiri please?

With a little umbrella if you've got them

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