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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Keep it funny please xx

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'm a virgin

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By *itofamouthfullMan over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

I was Dirk Digglers body double

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think dicks look gross eww

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By *tue555Man over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

People like me

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm a virgin"

I said huge lie

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I think dicks look gross eww"

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I was Dirk Digglers body double

lol"

That's true

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"I'm a virgin

I said huge lie

"
Ooo I'm cut to pieces young lady

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By *ougie321Man over a year ago

Milford Haven

I have a 10” cock, I’m 32 I’m a taker not a giver, and would like to enter the next miss world contest x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've 6 toes on my left foot..

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

I have only ever had sex to procreate. So that's three times.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I have a 10” cock, I’m 32 I’m a taker not a giver, and would like to enter the next miss world contest x"

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I've 6 toes on my left foot.."

Growing upwards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am shy and innocent really, Hippy corrupted me completely

Mr HH

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm a virgin

I said huge lie

Ooo I'm cut to pieces young lady"

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I have only ever had sex to procreate. So that's three times. "

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By *hrissycox66TV/TS over a year ago

watford

I won the lottery

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"I've 6 toes on my left foot.."
so that was you I saw in the flip flops at the co-op yesterday

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I am shy and innocent really, Hippy corrupted me completely

Mr HH"

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I won the lottery "

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"People like me

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By *aul_j80Man over a year ago

Bloxwich

I’m a virgin and never even kissed a girl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My knickers are welded on and don’t come down

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By *ake 58Man over a year ago

bromsgrove

I shagged my wife sister’s sister

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m hung like a hamster.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I eat pussy every night before going to bed.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm a 6 foot, black haired, green eyed model who has appeared in Playboy

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

I once got bum fingered by Mr Blobby

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By *ightmovesTV/TS over a year ago

Ipswich

I'm a millionaire

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By *olymalelincsMan over a year ago

southend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well this one time, at band camp, I was called to the chiefs office for pulling my willy out...and he pulled my trousers down...and he slapped me on the bumbum

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By *olymalelincsMan over a year ago

southend

I can float in the air with nothing but the power of a fart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm always turning down lucrative offers by sex toy manufactures to make a cast of my willy.

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By *eyondhornyMan over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

"I once got bum fingered by Mr Blobby

OK nearly blasted Pepsi max out my nose on that one

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

I’m a girl really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my cocks that big I can fuck my own arsehole

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By *eyondhornyMan over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

I can breathe through my ears.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"I once got bum fingered by Mr Blobby

OK nearly blasted Pepsi max out my nose on that one

"
I'm telling you... that guy is a 100% pure pervert

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By *onesome swingerMan over a year ago

Belfast

I have a plastercast of my own cock

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By *eyondhornyMan over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

"I once got bum fingered by Mr Blobby

OK nearly blasted Pepsi max out my nose on that one

I'm telling you... that guy is a 100% pure pervert

He had big fingers too!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

I hate the taste of cock x

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By *rettytiedupWoman over a year ago

Rhyl

I'm not pretty nor am I tied up.

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By *ocothumpaMan over a year ago

quite close to you

Every message I send I get a really positive reply, 100% successes rate and I’m a white woman.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"I once got bum fingered by Mr Blobby

OK nearly blasted Pepsi max out my nose on that one

I'm telling you... that guy is a 100% pure pervert

He had big fingers too!

"
his voice still haunts me to this day

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

I once pulled the head off the old chap...

thinking of Boris Johnsons balls bouncing off my wife's arsehole

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I have a detachebale cock, which I hire out to the less endowed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I normally run 10 miles each day, followed by a two hour session in the gym.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tall dark and handsome of course

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By *batMan over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

My middle name is Yasmeen!!!

Gb(Y)at

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm wearing knickers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I currently reside on the moon, only for the excellent 4G!

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By *ny1localMan over a year ago

READING

I believe someone here will want to shag me.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I beat up Tyson Fury and Mike Tyson in a pub car park brawl

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By *luvpussy40Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I ride a unicycle at my local circus

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I've never had sex in a jacuzzi

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By *batMan over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"I'm wearing knickers "

I'm wearing YOUR knickers!

Gbat

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By *hekaiserMan over a year ago

Glasgow

I have a smooth body, not a hair anywhere but my head, hung like a horse that I gave Ron Jeremy a run for his money and this one time I ate pussy for 25 hours straight.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once won an award in school; "most likely to piss his afternoons away anonymously making stupid comments to try and amuse strangers on a Swingers forum"

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By *acksLamentMan over a year ago

Wales

Overrun with messages...will reply to you all soon

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm not pretty nor am I tied up.

She doesn't like Guns N'Roses ^

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By *ornyharry39Man over a year ago

Sheffield

I have a really small penis

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By *ean counterMan over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

I taught prince philip how to drive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont like sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can helicopter my penis and hover 6 inches off the ground for up to 2 minutes

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm wearing knickers

I'm wearing YOUR knickers!

Gbat"

Again?

Wash them before returning them this time please.

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

I’m a time travelling immortal being!

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By *usman 199Man over a year ago

Stockport

This is the first thread I have been involved in

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By *axwellCouple over a year ago

south lakes

I don't like sex !!(mrs)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m so popular I have to keep bulk deleting my inbox

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By *ong_John2333Man over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm so busy with meets at the moment, I don't think I can fit anyone in, no matter how sexy you are

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm actually forty six ...or a tag team of two 23 year olds

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

I invested in fab when it first started and am now worth millions.....

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I invested in fab when it first started and am now worth millions....."
ooo fabcoins?

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By *lipy123TV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

I have big tit's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like big butts and I cannot lie

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

I can dip my arse in wash liquid and bubble fart the theme tune to Eastenders

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can swim the Atlantic in 45 mins using my penis as an outboard motor

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

I have a willy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love to eat cow turds

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By *erfectman122Man over a year ago

from somewhere nice

I’m a pilot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a clown in a horror film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a pilot

Oh my god, me too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate oral on lady’s

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

I’m 5ft 4, in heels!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a willy

You do? ....I mean you do

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By *edantic SheilaWoman over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I don't suck dick

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

I once Slapped my gran with a Guinea-pig because she burnt my toast.

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

"I once Slapped my gran with a Guinea-pig because she burnt my toast."

That made me giggle. I could see it in my minds eye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a willy

"
still would!!

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I hate sex

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

im really flat chested

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cock is huge

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"I once Slapped my gran with a Guinea-pig because she burnt my toast.

That made me giggle. I could see it in my minds eye

tis true, she can't poach a egg either... but she gets Slapped with a badger if she knackers up my egg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m good looking

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By *ean counterMan over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

I taught Angus Young how to play guitar

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

I have a monster boner

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"I hate sex

Me to its way over rated

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

I am the Stig's driving instructor

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I have a willy

still would!! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a thick cock and huge balls.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

I hate cake

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By *batMan over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"I'm wearing knickers

I'm wearing YOUR knickers!

Gbat

Again?

Wash them before returning them this time please."

If I got them clean, I'd return them clean. You know the deal!

Gbat

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By *batMan over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"I invested in fab when it first started and am now worth millions....."

I've read a few times that apparently, Fab is now a publicly traded entity!

Gbat

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I invented boggle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've shagged more birds than Mick Hucknall.

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By *drenaline1996Man over a year ago

Peterborough

I’ve made many women cum lol

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I taught Angus Young how to play guitar "

I shaved Frank Beard's beard off

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"I taught Angus Young how to play guitar

I shaved Frank Beard's beard off

The only member of ZZ Top not to sport one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t do a pull up

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I was in the ATeam.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a porn star

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I walked on the Moon before Neil Armstrong, but covered up ma footprints before I left

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By *uvhandle20Man over a year ago

SE London

I am a hairy 7ft guy that is admire by all the ladies for his soft singing voice and his guitar play.

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

I'm really interesting despite my profile.

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

I am Kurt Wallander. Please excuse me as I stare moodily into middle distance.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I am a stunt double for Chuck Norris

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I am a stunt double for Chuck Norris

Lies

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

I have Michael Jackson’s pickled penis in a jar on the fireplace.

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

I have represented Team GB at the Olympics....maybe I have maybe I haven't......

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I fathered 4 of Madonna's illegitimate children

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I fathered 4 of Madonna's illegitimate children

True

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

I am actually 32. I put 67 just so other males on Fab have a chance with the females

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When I was 12, I single handledly fought off the Belgians, who were about to invade Derby

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I don't actually wear dresses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had to lie about my Fab age because I was getting too many messages!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I don't actually wear dresses"

Don't get me started Missus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive a body like thor

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By *urulovesnylonMan over a year ago

Harrow

Women love sucking my hairy moobs

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I don't actually wear dresses

Don't get me started Missus

I should have gone for the hot pants, damn it

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

I once performed in a line up to shag Anabel Chong so she could beat the record of 200 males

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I don't actually wear dresses

Don't get me started Missus

I should have gone for the hot pants, damn it

It's hot enough in this flat at the moment, without you sending the temperature up

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By *rya MyneWoman over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm never having sex again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have to turn down 20-30 couples everyday, it's a terrible predicament!

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By *oubleswing2019Man over a year ago

Colchester

I write AI that writes further AI and I don't intervene when the child AI goes a little off script

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I won an argument in Monty Python's argument room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm fucking terrible in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do not like donuts, no siree i don't

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm fucking terrible in bed"

That could be true

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By *rya MyneWoman over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm not craving cookies and cold milk

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

Every message or wink on I do on Fab results in a meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am Spartacus

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm not craving cookies and cold milk

Why crave crave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a shy prude

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I am Spartacus"

Who told you that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am Spartacus

Who told you that"

The other spartacus

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I am Spartacus

Who told you that

The other spartacus"

Who is

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I am Spartacus"

I am Sura

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spartacus, of course

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Spartacus, of course"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am Spartacus

I am Sura "

Works for me

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I am Spartacus

I a Sultana "

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

I havent imagined shagging everyone in this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am Spartacus

I a Sultana

You can be Agron

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I havent imagined shagging everyone in this thread

Everyone

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I am Spartacus

Who told you that"

Kirk Douglas told me that on his deathbed

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I havent imagined shagging everyone in this thread

Saucy

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I am Spartacus

Who told you that

Kirk Douglas told me that on his deathbed

Lies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I havent imagined shagging everyone in this thread

Everyone

Well I'm concerned

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

"I havent imagined shagging everyone in this thread

Everyone

Times are tough...

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I am Spartacus

I a Sultana

You can be Agron"

Not Naevia

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I havent imagined shagging everyone in this thread

Everyone

Times are tough...

Gawd

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By *rettytiedupWoman over a year ago

Rhyl

"I'm not pretty nor am I tied up.

She doesn't like Guns N'Roses ^"

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I am Spartacus

I a Sultana

You can be Agron

Not Naevia "

Shes beautiful but il be

Aphrodite

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

"I havent imagined shagging everyone in this thread

Everyone

Times are tough...

Gawd

Lets transform my imagination into a reality. Bend over belle!

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I am Spartacus

I a Sultana

You can be Agron"

Hes a man how dare you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am Spartacus

I a Sultana

You can be Agron

Not Naevia "

Actually no, Mira would be a good choice

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I am Spartacus

I a Sultana

You can be Agron

Not Naevia

Shes beautiful but il be

Aphrodite "

Yay

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I havent imagined shagging everyone in this thread

Everyone

Times are tough...

Gawd

Lets transform my imagination into a reality. Bend over belle!

Start at the top

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I am Spartacus

I a Sultana

You can be Agron

Not Naevia

Shes beautiful but il be

Aphrodite

Yay

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am Spartacus

I a Sultana

You can be Agron

Not Naevia

Shes beautiful but il be

Aphrodite

Yay

Aphrodite was Greek

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I am Spartacus

I a Sultana

You can be Agron

Not Naevia

Shes beautiful but il be

Aphrodite

Yay

Aphrodite was Greek"

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

i love small cocks and older men

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

"I havent imagined shagging everyone in this thread

Everyone

Times are tough...

Gawd

Lets transform my imagination into a reality. Bend over belle!

Start at the top

I prefer to start at the bumhole, and work my way up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am Spartacus

I a Sultana

You can be Agron

Not Naevia

Shes beautiful but il be

Aphrodite

Yay

Aphrodite was Greek

So"

Spartacus wasnt

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By *ambofkMan over a year ago

Hamilton

Im actually on the international space station having a wank looking at all of ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm actually blonde with 34E breasts, 5`6 & I've fked many a-listers

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