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"Helloooooooooo again ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, nice one! | |||
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"Morning people x and to all those I missed on the last thread x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr SJ. How was your Tuesday day? | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes." I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey ![]() | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey ![]() ![]() It might be the lengthy nap that helped ![]() | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey ![]() ![]() ![]() Just blame the heat ![]() | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’m currently blaming everything on the heat. What will I do when the weather changes? ![]() | |||
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"Morning people x and to all those I missed on the last thread x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr SJ. How was your Tuesday day?" Warm, but wasn't everyone's :/ Didn't the late afternoon and evening in the pool though and watched the storm clouds come over as I listened to the thunder in the distance... then cooked dinner on the bbq as the oven packed in | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() Spurs ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() Goonerssssss ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it: Incredible scenes! | |||
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"Hi de hi campers " Hello lovely. X | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() Evening Babs ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Blame it on the weatherman?! ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha there is always one ![]() | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Just flash that alluring smile and flutter your eyelids, I'm sure it'd work on the majority of us here ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I don’t know what that means ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It’s totally their fault ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() evening you, ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not exactly, I’m usually up at 5 ![]() | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What’s a gooner doing so north ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Phew ![]() | |||
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"Hi de hi campers Hello lovely. X" ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank goodness for that. I thought it was some sort of fab sex thing that I didn’t know about ![]() | |||
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" ![]() Reply & respond then catch up, it goes all over ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well they might offer to show you their guns ![]() | |||
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"I'm going to get an ice lolly. I'll be back." He's gone to arm wrestle Arnie ^ | |||
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" ![]() ![]() Ooooooooo Spurs, what ARE you doing all over Mr SJ?! ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Jim's just looking for something to get his lips round. I'm sure he'll be back ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And I’m going to say … yes? ![]() | |||
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"Though must admit Babs smile did more for me than football natter... (much prefer rugby) Each Though to their own, its what keeps life interesting ![]() Exactly, life would be boring if we all liked the same things. Bab’s smile is always going to be better than footie chatter ![]() | |||
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"Though must admit Babs smile did more for me than football natter... (much prefer rugby) Each Though to their own, its what keeps life interesting ![]() Rugby makes me think of thighs ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() working ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Though must admit Babs smile did more for me than football natter... (much prefer rugby) Each Though to their own, its what keeps life interesting ![]() ![]() Awww ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() How long can it take to lick a lolly? ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm not personally familiar with Jim's tongue action, so I can't comment on his technique ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I suppose it depends on the size of the lolly ![]() | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() Just being friendly ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You might ![]() | |||
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"Though must admit Babs smile did more for me than football natter... (much prefer rugby) Each Though to their own, its what keeps life interesting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We will have to find someone that is ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And how fast he licks? ![]() | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy???" I think he’s had a better offer ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well that’s alright then ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Was thinking this, maybe sucking is quicker ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() need play aswell as as work ![]() | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? I think he’s had a better offer ![]() The cheeky cheeky x | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy???" Word on the street is he's gone to suck a lolly | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? Word on the street is he's gone to suck a lolly " Who's? | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? I think he’s had a better offer ![]() Maybe it’s time for his sit down wee as well. Hopefully not both together ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well all work and no play is a no no ![]() | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? I think he’s had a better offer ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? I think he’s had a better offer ![]() ![]() It's been far too long for a sit down wee ![]() | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? I think he’s had a better offer ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? I think he’s had a better offer ![]() ![]() ![]() He’s left us to it ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() still need the play though haha | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’m sure you’ll manage it, they are a friendly bunch tup n’rth ![]() | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Have you tried a mars bar? ![]() | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy???" I'm back. x | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shortie. It has been a while. Where the hell have you been?! | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Jimbob where have you been? I thought you had left us. There was a feeling of sadness and abandonment. | |||
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"I though have work tomorrow and in the meantime need sleep... thinking of you all though ![]() Na night. | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? I'm back. x" welcome back are you feeling all refreshed ? | |||
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"I though have work tomorrow and in the meantime need sleep... thinking of you all though ![]() Goodnight ![]() | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I was sucking. | |||
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"I though have work tomorrow and in the meantime need sleep... thinking of you all though ![]() Night Mr ![]() | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() All this time? That is some sucking ![]() | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Blame Brexit and Covid. | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? I'm back. x" He's finished arm wrestling Arnie ^ | |||
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"Hi de hi campers " Hello! | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() I know ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well they are the only three things happening in the world. | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I was thinking ‘bloody cheek I turn up and he disappears’ ![]() | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? I'm back. x" Xxxx Xxxx ![]() | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HTwiK8z2m_Y | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bewitched ![]() | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! " I've just caught a lil fecker doing a new web on the open window. Bloody cheek! | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We need to know more about this lolly! ![]() | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! " The spiders your friend its eating up all them bugs for you ![]() | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I knew you would Jim. I knew you would ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Up the Villa! | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! " Sorry this had me chuckling. I always shove a thick sock up after hoovering a spider, they are tough cookies and too many times caught me out by crawling out again ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! " Hells bells ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! I've just caught a lil fecker doing a new web on the open window. Bloody cheek!" Oh don't even get me started! ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Like Han Solo. | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The Lions ! | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! The spiders your friend its eating up all them bugs for you ![]() Where do I send my complaint about his performance being inefficient? | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You’ll need to find Leia to free you | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! Sorry this had me chuckling. I always shove a thick sock up after hoovering a spider, they are tough cookies and too many times caught me out by crawling out again ![]() ![]() That's a great idea! Why have I not thought of that. | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! Sorry this had me chuckling. I always shove a thick sock up after hoovering a spider, they are tough cookies and too many times caught me out by crawling out again ![]() ![]() You were too busy trying to suck them to death, perhaps? Die, you bastard, just die!! It can overwhelm the ability to think more clearly. ![]() | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, I was gonna have an early night, but there are too many noisy eejits in the yard below ma window, so now I'm chilling out to some James Last ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You can't beat some late night James. | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! The spiders your friend its eating up all them bugs for you ![]() send it too Cassandra Webb ![]() | |||
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"Hi all ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! Sorry this had me chuckling. I always shove a thick sock up after hoovering a spider, they are tough cookies and too many times caught me out by crawling out again ![]() ![]() ![]() Suck them to death? That was the shark not me. I deny all allegations! They don't die in hoovers. They crawl back out. I was just trying to trap it temporarily and keep it busy. | |||
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"Though must admit Babs smile did more for me than football natter... (much prefer rugby) Each Though to their own, its what keeps life interesting ![]() ![]() Rugby makes me think of funny shaped balls. | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Tony. He's naughty." hello naughty Tony | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Tony. He's naughty." Hello Tony, where is he ? | |||
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"Jim, I'm hitting the sack. And I'm off to bed too ![]() ![]() Night ![]() | |||
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"Though must admit Babs smile did more for me than football natter... (much prefer rugby) Each Though to their own, its what keeps life interesting ![]() ![]() Rugby makes me think of........no, never mind ![]() | |||
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"Jim, I'm hitting the sack. And I'm off to bed too ![]() ![]() nighty night night | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Though must admit Babs smile did more for me than football natter... (much prefer rugby) Each Though to their own, its what keeps life interesting ![]() ![]() There’s a thread about that, kind of ![]() | |||
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"Ola ![]() Ola ![]() | |||
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"Jim, I'm hitting the sack. And I'm off to bed too ![]() ![]() Goodnight ![]() | |||
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"Jim, I'm hitting the sack. And I'm off to bed too ![]() ![]() Na night. x | |||
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"Ola ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Glas. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface | |||
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"Ola ![]() Buenos dias | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Tony. He's naughty. Hello Tony, where is he ? " Hi fellow Spurs fan ![]() | |||
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"This thread moves fast." Jim moves fast. I’m not sure about the rest of us ![]() | |||
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"This thread moves fast." Thats due to Jim's fast fingers ![]() | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Glas. I've nicknamed him Glas." Hello Glas | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! Sorry this had me chuckling. I always shove a thick sock up after hoovering a spider, they are tough cookies and too many times caught me out by crawling out again ![]() ![]() ![]() Ah, I see. I was unaware that they were tough anough to survive that. You’ve got to give them credit for toughness and cleverness for their ability to find their way back out. Does that win them a reprieve? | |||
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"This thread moves fast." The OP, not so much. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shadow. | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Tony. He's naughty. hello naughty Tony" Hi and bye sorry if I missed you sleep well ![]() | |||
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"This thread moves fast. Thats due to Jim's fast fingers ![]() Combined with fast licking - oo la la ![]() | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Tony. He's naughty. Hello Tony, where is he ? Hi fellow Spurs fan ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! Sorry this had me chuckling. I always shove a thick sock up after hoovering a spider, they are tough cookies and too many times caught me out by crawling out again ![]() ![]() ![]() Will you stop sticking up for the spider. I didn't want him crawling on my while I slept. Otherwise I'd have left it. | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Glas. I've nicknamed him Glas." Ola Glas, again ![]() | |||
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"This thread moves fast. Thats due to Jim's fast fingers ![]() ![]() I thought he was sucking ![]() | |||
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"This thread moves fast. Thats due to Jim's fast fingers ![]() ![]() lol | |||
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"This thread moves fast. Thats due to Jim's fast fingers ![]() ![]() ![]() I think you wanted him to be sucking ![]() | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? Word on the street is he's gone to suck a lolly Who's?" Mr Mystique's. | |||
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"This thread moves fast. Thats due to Jim's fast fingers ![]() ![]() Oh, the turn a perfectly innocent statement can take here. ![]() | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? Word on the street is he's gone to suck a lolly Who's? Mr Mystique's." ![]() | |||
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"OK I'm going to say goodnight now people think I'm crazy. ![]() ![]() Goodnight sleep well ![]() | |||
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"OK I'm going to say goodnight now people think I'm crazy. ![]() ![]() Night Petite, May it be spider free ![]() | |||
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"OK I'm going to say goodnight now people think I'm crazy. ![]() ![]() I still haven't read what you said. ![]() | |||
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"OK I'm going to say goodnight now people think I'm crazy. ![]() ![]() Nighty night night Petite and spider | |||
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"This thread moves fast. Thats due to Jim's fast fingers ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha maybe but I think he did say he’d been sucking ![]() | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, I was gonna have an early night, but there are too many noisy eejits in the yard below ma window, so now I'm chilling out to some James Last ![]() Ma Dad used to have most of his albums ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? I'm back. x welcome back are you feeling all refreshed ?" I am, thank you. | |||
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