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"Helloooooooooo again " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, nice one! | |||
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"Morning people x and to all those I missed on the last thread x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr SJ. How was your Tuesday day? | |||
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"Hello " Hello! | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes." I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey " | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey " It might be the lengthy nap that helped Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now. | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey It might be the lengthy nap that helped Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now. " Just blame the heat | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey It might be the lengthy nap that helped Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now. Just blame the heat " I’m currently blaming everything on the heat. What will I do when the weather changes? | |||
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"Morning people x and to all those I missed on the last thread x Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr SJ. How was your Tuesday day?" Warm, but wasn't everyone's :/ Didn't the late afternoon and evening in the pool though and watched the storm clouds come over as I listened to the thunder in the distance... then cooked dinner on the bbq as the oven packed in | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread " Spurs | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs " Goonerssssss | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs " Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it: Incredible scenes! | |||
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"Hi de hi campers " Hello lovely. X | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs " Evening Babs did I see that you are getting up at 3 | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey It might be the lengthy nap that helped Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now. Just blame the heat I’m currently blaming everything on the heat. What will I do when the weather changes? " Blame it on the weatherman?! | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Goonerssssss " Haha there is always one Evening Gooner ! | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey It might be the lengthy nap that helped Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now. Just blame the heat I’m currently blaming everything on the heat. What will I do when the weather changes? " Just flash that alluring smile and flutter your eyelids, I'm sure it'd work on the majority of us here | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Goonerssssss " I don’t know what that means | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it: Incredible scenes!" Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey It might be the lengthy nap that helped Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now. Just blame the heat I’m currently blaming everything on the heat. What will I do when the weather changes? Blame it on the weatherman?! " It’s totally their fault | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Goonerssssss Haha there is always one Evening Gooner ! " evening you, | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Evening Babs did I see that you are getting up at 3 " Not exactly, I’m usually up at 5 | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey It might be the lengthy nap that helped Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now. Just blame the heat I’m currently blaming everything on the heat. What will I do when the weather changes? Just flash that alluring smile and flutter your eyelids, I'm sure it'd work on the majority of us here " Oh you | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Goonerssssss I don’t know what that means " I’m a Spurs fan (footie) my north London neighbours (but really from the south ) are Arsenal and their nickname is Gooners | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Goonerssssss Haha there is always one Evening Gooner ! evening you, " What’s a gooner doing so north | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Evening Babs did I see that you are getting up at 3 Not exactly, I’m usually up at 5 " Phew | |||
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"Hi de hi campers Hello lovely. X" | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Goonerssssss I don’t know what that means I’m a Spurs fan (footie) my north London neighbours (but really from the south ) are Arsenal and their nickname is Gooners " Thank goodness for that. I thought it was some sort of fab sex thing that I didn’t know about | |||
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" can't keep up... by the time I've finished typing the thread has moved on x morning other people though x" Reply & respond then catch up, it goes all over | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Goonerssssss I don’t know what that means I’m a Spurs fan (footie) my north London neighbours (but really from the south ) are Arsenal and their nickname is Gooners Thank goodness for that. I thought it was some sort of fab sex thing that I didn’t know about " Well they might offer to show you their guns | |||
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"I'm going to get an ice lolly. I'll be back." He's gone to arm wrestle Arnie ^ | |||
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" can't keep up... by the time I've finished typing the thread has moved on x morning other people though x Reply & respond then catch up, it goes all over " Ooooooooo Spurs, what ARE you doing all over Mr SJ?! | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it: Incredible scenes! Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene " Jim's just looking for something to get his lips round. I'm sure he'll be back | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Goonerssssss I don’t know what that means I’m a Spurs fan (footie) my north London neighbours (but really from the south ) are Arsenal and their nickname is Gooners Thank goodness for that. I thought it was some sort of fab sex thing that I didn’t know about Well they might offer to show you their guns " And I’m going to say … yes? | |||
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"Though must admit Babs smile did more for me than football natter... (much prefer rugby) Each Though to their own, its what keeps life interesting " Exactly, life would be boring if we all liked the same things. Bab’s smile is always going to be better than footie chatter | |||
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"Though must admit Babs smile did more for me than football natter... (much prefer rugby) Each Though to their own, its what keeps life interesting " Rugby makes me think of thighs | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Goonerssssss Haha there is always one Evening Gooner ! evening you, What’s a gooner doing so north " working | |||
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"Though must admit Babs smile did more for me than football natter... (much prefer rugby) Each Though to their own, its what keeps life interesting Exactly, life would be boring if we all liked the same things. Bab’s smile is always going to be better than footie chatter " Awww | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it: Incredible scenes! Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene Jim's just looking for something to get his lips round. I'm sure he'll be back " How long can it take to lick a lolly? | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it: Incredible scenes! Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene Jim's just looking for something to get his lips round. I'm sure he'll be back How long can it take to lick a lolly? " I'm not personally familiar with Jim's tongue action, so I can't comment on his technique | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it: Incredible scenes! Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene Jim's just looking for something to get his lips round. I'm sure he'll be back How long can it take to lick a lolly? " I suppose it depends on the size of the lolly | |||
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" can't keep up... by the time I've finished typing the thread has moved on x morning other people though x Reply & respond then catch up, it goes all over Ooooooooo Spurs, what ARE you doing all over Mr SJ?! " Just being friendly | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Goonerssssss I don’t know what that means I’m a Spurs fan (footie) my north London neighbours (but really from the south ) are Arsenal and their nickname is Gooners Thank goodness for that. I thought it was some sort of fab sex thing that I didn’t know about Well they might offer to show you their guns And I’m going to say … yes? " You might | |||
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"Though must admit Babs smile did more for me than football natter... (much prefer rugby) Each Though to their own, its what keeps life interesting Rugby makes me think of thighs " STH at Northampton Saints, met some of the players and sure their thighs are almost as big as my waist | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it: Incredible scenes! Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene Jim's just looking for something to get his lips round. I'm sure he'll be back How long can it take to lick a lolly? I'm not personally familiar with Jim's tongue action, so I can't comment on his technique " We will have to find someone that is | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it: Incredible scenes! Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene Jim's just looking for something to get his lips round. I'm sure he'll be back How long can it take to lick a lolly? I suppose it depends on the size of the lolly " And how fast he licks? | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy???" I think he’s had a better offer | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Goonerssssss Haha there is always one Evening Gooner ! evening you, What’s a gooner doing so north working " Well that’s alright then | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it: Incredible scenes! Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene Jim's just looking for something to get his lips round. I'm sure he'll be back How long can it take to lick a lolly? I suppose it depends on the size of the lolly " Was thinking this, maybe sucking is quicker | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Goonerssssss Haha there is always one Evening Gooner ! evening you, What’s a gooner doing so north working Well that’s alright then " need play aswell as as work | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? I think he’s had a better offer " The cheeky cheeky x | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy???" Word on the street is he's gone to suck a lolly | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? Word on the street is he's gone to suck a lolly " Who's? | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? I think he’s had a better offer The cheeky cheeky x" Maybe it’s time for his sit down wee as well. Hopefully not both together | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Goonerssssss Haha there is always one Evening Gooner ! evening you, What’s a gooner doing so north working Well that’s alright then need play aswell as as work " Well all work and no play is a no no | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? I think he’s had a better offer The cheeky cheeky x Maybe it’s time for his sit down wee as well. Hopefully not both together " | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? I think he’s had a better offer The cheeky cheeky x Maybe it’s time for his sit down wee as well. Hopefully not both together " It's been far too long for a sit down wee | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? I think he’s had a better offer The cheeky cheeky x Maybe it’s time for his sit down wee as well. Hopefully not both together " | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? I think he’s had a better offer The cheeky cheeky x Maybe it’s time for his sit down wee as well. Hopefully not both together It's been far too long for a sit down wee " He’s left us to it | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Goonerssssss Haha there is always one Evening Gooner ! evening you, What’s a gooner doing so north working Well that’s alright then need play aswell as as work Well all work and no play is a no no " still need the play though haha | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Goonerssssss Haha there is always one Evening Gooner ! evening you, What’s a gooner doing so north working Well that’s alright then need play aswell as as work Well all work and no play is a no no still need the play though haha " I’m sure you’ll manage it, they are a friendly bunch tup n’rth | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey It might be the lengthy nap that helped Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now. " I guess it depends on the hours you sleep. | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Goonerssssss Haha there is always one Evening Gooner ! evening you, What’s a gooner doing so north working Well that’s alright then need play aswell as as work Well all work and no play is a no no still need the play though haha " Have you tried a mars bar? | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy???" I'm back. x | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shortie. It has been a while. Where the hell have you been?! | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey It might be the lengthy nap that helped Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now. I guess it depends on the hours you sleep." Jimbob where have you been? I thought you had left us. There was a feeling of sadness and abandonment. | |||
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"I though have work tomorrow and in the meantime need sleep... thinking of you all though g nite people" Na night. | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? I'm back. x" welcome back are you feeling all refreshed ? | |||
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"I though have work tomorrow and in the meantime need sleep... thinking of you all though g nite people" Goodnight | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey It might be the lengthy nap that helped Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now. I guess it depends on the hours you sleep. Jimbob where have you been? I thought you had left us. There was a feeling of sadness and abandonment. " I was sucking. | |||
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"I though have work tomorrow and in the meantime need sleep... thinking of you all though g nite people" Night Mr | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey It might be the lengthy nap that helped Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now. I guess it depends on the hours you sleep. Jimbob where have you been? I thought you had left us. There was a feeling of sadness and abandonment. I was sucking." All this time? That is some sucking | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey It might be the lengthy nap that helped Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now. Just blame the heat I’m currently blaming everything on the heat. What will I do when the weather changes? " Blame Brexit and Covid. | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? I'm back. x" He's finished arm wrestling Arnie ^ | |||
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"Hi de hi campers " Hello! | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shortie. It has been a while. Where the hell have you been?!" I know I’ve been about just not much, I’m here now How are you? Was that a refreshing suck | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey It might be the lengthy nap that helped Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now. Just blame the heat I’m currently blaming everything on the heat. What will I do when the weather changes? Blame Brexit and Covid." Well they are the only three things happening in the world. | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it: Incredible scenes!" | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey It might be the lengthy nap that helped Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now. I guess it depends on the hours you sleep. Jimbob where have you been? I thought you had left us. There was a feeling of sadness and abandonment. " I was thinking ‘bloody cheek I turn up and he disappears’ | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? I'm back. x" Xxxx Xxxx | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey It might be the lengthy nap that helped Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now. I guess it depends on the hours you sleep. Jimbob where have you been? I thought you had left us. There was a feeling of sadness and abandonment. I was thinking ‘bloody cheek I turn up and he disappears’ " | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey It might be the lengthy nap that helped Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now. Just blame the heat I’m currently blaming everything on the heat. What will I do when the weather changes? Blame it on the weatherman?! " https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HTwiK8z2m_Y | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey It might be the lengthy nap that helped Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now. Just blame the heat I’m currently blaming everything on the heat. What will I do when the weather changes? Blame it on the weatherman?! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HTwiK8z2m_Y" Bewitched | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! " I've just caught a lil fecker doing a new web on the open window. Bloody cheek! | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey It might be the lengthy nap that helped Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now. I guess it depends on the hours you sleep. Jimbob where have you been? I thought you had left us. There was a feeling of sadness and abandonment. " We need to know more about this lolly! | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! " The spiders your friend its eating up all them bugs for you | |||
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"Babs is here for extra time, incredible scenes. I’m getting good at this staying awake malarkey It might be the lengthy nap that helped Google didn’t agree with me - the middle of the night it roughly 3 a.m. but that’s almost my getting up time. Confuddled now. Just blame the heat I’m currently blaming everything on the heat. What will I do when the weather changes? Blame it on the weatherman?! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HTwiK8z2m_Y" I knew you would Jim. I knew you would | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Goonerssssss I don’t know what that means " Up the Villa! | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! " Sorry this had me chuckling. I always shove a thick sock up after hoovering a spider, they are tough cookies and too many times caught me out by crawling out again Hope you are now big free and can relax | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! " Hells bells I did giggle but then … a spider | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! I've just caught a lil fecker doing a new web on the open window. Bloody cheek!" Oh don't even get me started! And the ones in my car wing mirrors. They are sods!!! I swear they only come out when I'm actually driving and get them. They're probably laughing at me too. | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it: Incredible scenes! Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene " Like Han Solo. | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Goonerssssss I don’t know what that means Up the Villa!" The Lions ! | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! The spiders your friend its eating up all them bugs for you " Where do I send my complaint about his performance being inefficient? | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it: Incredible scenes! Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene Like Han Solo." You’ll need to find Leia to free you | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! Sorry this had me chuckling. I always shove a thick sock up after hoovering a spider, they are tough cookies and too many times caught me out by crawling out again Hope you are now big free and can relax " That's a great idea! Why have I not thought of that. | |||
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" can't keep up... by the time I've finished typing the thread has moved on x morning other people though x" Try being me after taking a break. I don't what's going on! | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! Sorry this had me chuckling. I always shove a thick sock up after hoovering a spider, they are tough cookies and too many times caught me out by crawling out again Hope you are now big free and can relax That's a great idea! Why have I not thought of that. " You were too busy trying to suck them to death, perhaps? Die, you bastard, just die!! It can overwhelm the ability to think more clearly. | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, I was gonna have an early night, but there are too many noisy eejits in the yard below ma window, so now I'm chilling out to some James Last https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdiaIiqEe5E" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You can't beat some late night James. | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! The spiders your friend its eating up all them bugs for you Where do I send my complaint about his performance being inefficient? " send it too Cassandra Webb | |||
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"Hi all " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! Sorry this had me chuckling. I always shove a thick sock up after hoovering a spider, they are tough cookies and too many times caught me out by crawling out again Hope you are now big free and can relax That's a great idea! Why have I not thought of that. You were too busy trying to suck them to death, perhaps? Die, you bastard, just die!! It can overwhelm the ability to think more clearly. " Suck them to death? That was the shark not me. I deny all allegations! They don't die in hoovers. They crawl back out. I was just trying to trap it temporarily and keep it busy. | |||
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"Though must admit Babs smile did more for me than football natter... (much prefer rugby) Each Though to their own, its what keeps life interesting Rugby makes me think of thighs " Rugby makes me think of funny shaped balls. | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Tony. He's naughty." Hello Tony, where is he ? | |||
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"Jim, I'm hitting the sack. And I'm off to bed too Goodnight " Night | |||
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"Jim, I'm hitting the sack. And I'm off to bed too Goodnight " nighty night night | |||
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"Evening Jim, evening all it’s been a while since I popped into a late night thread Spurs Jim's in the freezer, so I'll say it: Incredible scenes! Hope he’s wrapped up or he’ll be a frozen scene Jim's just looking for something to get his lips round. I'm sure he'll be back How long can it take to lick a lolly? I suppose it depends on the size of the lolly And how fast he licks? " | |||
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"Jim, I'm hitting the sack. And I'm off to bed too Goodnight " Goodnight | |||
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"Jim, I'm hitting the sack. And I'm off to bed too Goodnight " Na night. x | |||
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"Ola " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Glas. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Tony. He's naughty. Hello Tony, where is he ? " Hi fellow Spurs fan | |||
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"This thread moves fast." Jim moves fast. I’m not sure about the rest of us | |||
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"This thread moves fast." Thats due to Jim's fast fingers | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! Sorry this had me chuckling. I always shove a thick sock up after hoovering a spider, they are tough cookies and too many times caught me out by crawling out again Hope you are now big free and can relax That's a great idea! Why have I not thought of that. You were too busy trying to suck them to death, perhaps? Die, you bastard, just die!! It can overwhelm the ability to think more clearly. Suck them to death? That was the shark not me. I deny all allegations! They don't die in hoovers. They crawl back out. I was just trying to trap it temporarily and keep it busy. " Ah, I see. I was unaware that they were tough anough to survive that. You’ve got to give them credit for toughness and cleverness for their ability to find their way back out. Does that win them a reprieve? | |||
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"This thread moves fast." The OP, not so much. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shadow. | |||
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"Hi again. Did try going to sleep but..... Fucking spiders and bugs. I'm trying to go to sleep and something is flying around. I investigate but can't find it. (I'm now in the dark hoping the phone light will draw the fucker out) But I got up to go to the bathroom. I come back and there's a bloody spider on the floor. So I grab the shark to devour the thing for me and I get it. But me being me. I take the nozzle off the shark and look down it to make sure its disappeared. But no. The fucker has obviously resisted the suction by sticking its legs out inside the nozzle and is just clearly laughing at me. Which obviously weakens its grip and it falls out onto to the landing floor. Wtf?! Should I submit a complaint to shark that their hoovers are bloody useless on spiders that are clever? I immediately hoover the bugger up again and attach all the hose and floor brush just the sodding thing has a harder job trying trying to find it's way back out. Now lying here wondering where I'm going to spot it tomorrow morning. That's if it doesn't wake me up dancing a victory dance on my bare skin in a hour or so! Sorry this had me chuckling. I always shove a thick sock up after hoovering a spider, they are tough cookies and too many times caught me out by crawling out again Hope you are now big free and can relax That's a great idea! Why have I not thought of that. You were too busy trying to suck them to death, perhaps? Die, you bastard, just die!! It can overwhelm the ability to think more clearly. Suck them to death? That was the shark not me. I deny all allegations! They don't die in hoovers. They crawl back out. I was just trying to trap it temporarily and keep it busy. Ah, I see. I was unaware that they were tough anough to survive that. You’ve got to give them credit for toughness and cleverness for their ability to find their way back out. Does that win them a reprieve?" Will you stop sticking up for the spider. I didn't want him crawling on my while I slept. Otherwise I'd have left it. | |||
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"This thread moves fast. Thats due to Jim's fast fingers Combined with fast licking - oo la la " I thought he was sucking | |||
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"This thread moves fast. Thats due to Jim's fast fingers Combined with fast licking - oo la la " lol | |||
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" What’s wrong Yasmeen ? " Threads sooo fast | |||
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"This thread moves fast. Thats due to Jim's fast fingers Combined with fast licking - oo la la I thought he was sucking " I think you wanted him to be sucking | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? Word on the street is he's gone to suck a lolly Who's?" Mr Mystique's. | |||
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"This thread moves fast. Thats due to Jim's fast fingers Combined with fast licking - oo la la " Oh, the turn a perfectly innocent statement can take here. | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? Word on the street is he's gone to suck a lolly Who's? Mr Mystique's." | |||
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"OK I'm going to say goodnight now people think I'm crazy. Night all. " Goodnight sleep well | |||
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"OK I'm going to say goodnight now people think I'm crazy. Night all. " Night Petite, May it be spider free | |||
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"OK I'm going to say goodnight now people think I'm crazy. Night all. " I still haven't read what you said. Sweet dreams. x | |||
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"OK I'm going to say goodnight now people think I'm crazy. Night all. " Nighty night night Petite and spider | |||
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" What’s wrong Yasmeen ? Threads sooo fast " Ooh | |||
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"This thread moves fast. Thats due to Jim's fast fingers Combined with fast licking - oo la la Oh, the turn a perfectly innocent statement can take here. " | |||
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"This thread moves fast. Thats due to Jim's fast fingers Combined with fast licking - oo la la I thought he was sucking I think you wanted him to be sucking " Haha maybe but I think he did say he’d been sucking | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, I was gonna have an early night, but there are too many noisy eejits in the yard below ma window, so now I'm chilling out to some James Last https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdiaIiqEe5E Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You can't beat some late night James." Ma Dad used to have most of his albums | |||
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"Wheres my Jimmy??? I'm back. x welcome back are you feeling all refreshed ?" I am, thank you. | |||
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